Aia ma luna o mākou ka hopena o ke kauwela, a no ka hapanui o mākou ʻo ia ka hopena o ka manawa nui manuahi. No laila ma mua o ka pau ʻana o ka hoʻomoana kauwela, eia nō 10 Nā Kiʻi Kino Hoʻoweliweli Campy pono ʻoe e nānā ʻoiai hiki iā ʻoe ke!

ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻopili ana i kēia papa inoa i hana ʻia ia ma muli o ko lākou kūleʻa, kūleʻa, a me kahi hoʻomākeʻaka, inā he manaʻo hoʻomākeʻaka paha ʻaʻole paha. Manaʻo ʻia ia e kōkua iā ʻoe e loaʻa i nā pōhaku kahiko poina, no laila ʻaʻole like nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me Evil Dead a me Pōʻalima The 13th - ua ʻike ʻoe i kēlā mau miliona mau manawa, no laila e hoʻāʻo i kēia mau mea.

Hihia hīnaʻi (1982) [youtube id = ”wtmLKrxR6H0 ″ align =” left ”mode =” normal ”autoplay =” ʻaʻole ”] He aha ka mea i loko o ka hīnaʻi? Au, ʻaʻohe mea. He daimonio liʻiliʻi wale nō e ʻānai iā ʻoe i mau ʻāpana. Hele kahi kanaka ʻōpio mai ka ʻāina i ke kūlanakauhale nui e ʻimi nei i ka hoʻopaʻi no ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana iā ia a me kāna Siamese Twin i hōʻino ʻia. ʻOi loa ka hana ma luna o ka luna, a e ʻae ʻoe iaʻu e haʻi iā ʻoe, no kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me ka hilahila, ʻo kēlā monster liʻiliʻi weliweli e like me nā po. ʻAʻohe mea maoli e like me ke aloha hoahānau.

 

Puppet Master (1989) [youtube id = "Sf5d44T-RNc" align = "left" mode = "normal" autoplay = "no"] ʻOiai aia ma kahi o 736 Puppet Master films, ʻo ka mea mua ʻekolu ka ʻoi loa. I loko o kēlā mau mea ʻekolu, pū ka pū mua i nā mea āpau. He nani loa a leʻaleʻa ka pīhoihoi i kēia mea. Maikaʻi loa kā kā Charles Band helu, e haku ana i kahi mele kumumanaʻo e ʻike ʻia ma loko o ka franchise. Nani nō hoʻi nā pēpē liʻiliʻi! ʻO ia, a pepehi lākou iā ʻoe.

 

Moe Kaua (1983) [youtube id = "T9K2ARikYzE" align = "hema"] ʻAe, malia paha e pakele wau me kaʻu Camp Camp mea a pau aʻu e hana nei ma aneʻi, akā ʻaʻole ia he kumu e kāpae ʻia ai kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai kēia papa inoa. ʻO kahi slasher flick nui e pili ana (he aha hou aʻe?) ʻO nā ʻōpio e luku ʻia ma kahi hoʻomoana hiamoe. ʻIke ʻia kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no ka hopena kupaianaha. Mai hoʻopunipuni iaʻu; ua hana ʻoe aole e ʻike i ka hiki ʻana mai.

 

The Prowler (1981) [youtube id = ”stnK1-uPVX0 ″ kaulike =” hema ”] Aia kahi maniac ma kahi hoʻokuʻu a makemake ʻo ia e hoʻopaʻi. Kamaʻāina paha? He weliweli loa nā hopena kūikawā a Tom Savini i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ke pani nei no ka nele o kahi kuhi kumu maoli. Aia i ka Prowler ka nui o ka make a me ka hoʻokahe ʻana o ke koko me ka hana ma lalo o ka awelika. No kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 80, he aha hou aʻe āu e makemake ai? Pololei kēlā, ʻaʻohe mea. E nānā i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

 

Bloody Birthday (1981) [youtube id = "Cm0yGeH-tKo" align = "hema"] Hānau ʻia ʻekolu mau keiki mai nā mākuahine kaʻawale i ka wā o ka laha lā a ʻo ka hopena he ʻekolu mau keiki maikaʻi a olakino e makemake nei Pepehi kanaka iā ʻoe. Aia paha kekahi ʻikepili ʻepekema i hiki ke kākoʻo i nā ʻike i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Pono wale e! Inā ʻoe a me kāu mea nui ʻē aʻe e noʻonoʻo nei e pili ana i ka loaʻa ʻana o nā keiki akā aia ma ka pā, ke kōkua nei ke nānā ʻana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iā ​​ʻoe e hele i ke ʻano e hoʻomaka i ka hoʻopuka ʻana iā lākou i waho.

 

Monster Club (1980) [youtube id = ”sjyhqECi108 ″ kaulike =” hema ”] Ke mele nei. Ka hulahula ʻana. Ke kumu kūʻai ʻo Vincent. Donald Pleasance. Pāʻani ʻo Mr. Price i kahi vampire nāna e nahu i kahi mea kākau a lawe iā ia i kāna Monster Club e hoʻomaikaʻi aku iā ia no kāna haʻawina, kahi e loaʻa ai iā mākou he mau moʻolelo pōkole ʻekolu e pili ana i nā mea ola. Pāʻani nā pā i waena o nā ʻāpana a me nā mele i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me ka ma luna o ka corny kiʻekiʻe. Hopu loa lākou a paʻa paha lākou i loko o kou poʻo a hiki i ka pae āu e makemake ai e huki pono. Inā ʻo ia ka manaʻo, e kūleʻa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. "Noho aliʻi nā mōneka, maikaʻi!"

 

Deep Blue Sea (1999) [youtube id = "M-493KsbW6g" align = "hema"] ʻAno iki paha kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kahi o kēia papa inoa, akā pono nō e hoʻopili ʻia. ʻAʻole ʻo ka 90 ka manawa ʻoi loa ka manawa no nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli, akā i kekahi manawa ua hana ka pīhoihoi o ke anahulu i kahi mea weliweli ma luna o ka hilarity kiʻekiʻe. Ua makaʻu ka Deep Blue Sea i ka hapa nui o ʻoukou i kou wā ʻōpio, a maikaʻi maikaʻi ke ʻae aku! Me he mea lā inā ʻo Jaws, inā ʻaʻole ʻo Jaws ia maikaʻi a hoʻokomo pū ʻia LL Cool J.

 

Nā Tale Mai Ka Crypt: Demon Knight (1995) [youtube id = "6OssUeer57A" align = "hema"] E kākau ana wau i kekahi mea e like me kaʻu i hana ai no ke koena o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kēia papa inoa, akā ua ʻōlelo ʻo The Cryptkeeper ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hiki iaʻu i ka trailer. E hoʻolohe wale iā ia ma kahi oʻu.

 

 

 

Dead Alive (1992) [youtube id = "O8LIug1cP04 ″ kaulike =" hema "] ʻElua mau huaolelo e pique ai kou hoihoi: Peter Jackson. Ae, ʻO ka Haku o ke apo ʻO Peter Jackson. Hoihoi? Pono ʻoe. Pupule loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. E nānā i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me puke. Hoʻopiha ʻia me nā mea he nui ma luna o kahi hoʻomoana kiʻekiʻe a me nā gore inventive, ʻo kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kekahi o nā ʻoi loa o ka ʻano weliweli holoʻokoʻa. ʻO Zombie ke ʻano o ka wahine. Pepehi kanaka make. Luku i ka lawnmower undead extermination. Pono wau e ʻōlelo hou aʻe? Serious, lawe i kahi ʻeke barf.

A ʻo ka mea hope loa, akā ʻaʻole ka mea liʻiliʻi loa…

Troll 2 (1990) [youtube id = "9KCct4RwLNM" align = "hema"] ʻO kēia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻomākeʻaka loa aʻu i ʻike ai. Ua maikaʻi ʻole kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kona kupu ʻana he palapala hele a kikoʻī e pili ana i kona maikaʻi ʻole. Kupanaha, hoʻomoana, a ʻano ʻē. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu i ka manaʻo o kēia poʻe i kā lākou kākau ʻana i kēia palapala akā he aha ia, hauʻoli wau ua hana lākou. Ua lilo ia i wahi pōʻino nani ma o a ma o. Nānā maikaʻi ʻia kēia ma kahi hui nui o ka poʻe e kū nei no hoʻokahi hola a me ka hapa o ka ʻakaʻaka. He hōʻailona maoli nō ia o ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo "maikaʻi ʻole" kupaianaha.

He aha kāu mea e kakali ai? E hala koke ana ke kauwela, no laila e nānā! Pono ʻoe e hoʻonui i kou manawa manuahi i koe ma ka nānā ʻana i ka nui o ke koko ma ka nānā ʻana a me ka hana maikaʻi ʻole e like me ka hiki. ʻIke kēlā me kēia. ʻEpekema ia.