Aia kekahi mea e ʻōlelo ʻia no ka pupule nui o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie i hele mai mai ʻAsia mai; ʻoiai ke kuana komohana no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie i kū mau no nā makahiki (koho ʻelua mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie; kā lākou mau hoʻolālā, ma kā lākou kumu, like), ʻoi aku ka nui o nā manawa kūpono nā Kepani, Kina, Kōlea a me nā mea hana kiʻi Thai me ka ʻano zombie. I kēia manawa ʻaʻole ia e ʻōlelo i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie āpau ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi / ʻokoʻa ma mua o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie i hana ʻia ma ke komohana, akā ʻo ka hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻĀkia kahi e hele ai ka mea ʻoniʻoni zombie i mea e ʻike ai i kahi mea hou a hou. A ʻano ʻē paha. ʻAno, ʻano ʻē loa.

ʻO ka mea i hōʻuluʻulu ʻia ma aneʻi kahi papa inoa o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie mai puni ʻo ʻAsia (ʻekolu Kepanī, hoʻokahi mai Hong Kong & hoʻokahi Thai) aʻu e manaʻo nei, ma ke ʻano he peʻahi zombie, pono ʻoe e hoʻāʻo a ʻike, inā wale nō no ka hiʻona pupule nui o ia. Hoʻokumu paʻa ʻia kaʻu mau ʻōlelo aʻoaʻo ma nā mana i hōʻike ʻia ma lalo o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni (mālama no hoʻokahi), no ka mea, hewa ka dubbing.

1) Helldriver AKA Nihon bundan: Heru doraiba (2010)

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ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou loa o kēia papa inoa, Helldriver he ʻoliʻoli nui loa ia mai ka alakaʻi ʻo Yoshihiro Nishimura (o ʻO mākaʻi ʻo Tokyo Gore kaulana) e pili ana i nā zombies antlered a me ke kaikamahine nāna e kāohi iā lākou me kahi kaulahao ʻanoʻano katana. Pili ia i kahi "kaikamahine" ʻo Kika (Yumiko Hara) ka mea i hoʻouka ʻia e kona makuahine ʻo Rikka (Eihi Shiina, kahi mea hana keaka e ʻike ai ʻoe mai kāna hana kupaianaha weliweli i Kauhelu), mea pepehi kanaka pūhui kanaka. Ua hoʻopakele ʻia ʻo Kika e kahi meteorite nāna e pā aku i ka puʻuwai o Rikka, akā haehae ʻo Rikka i ko Kika puʻuwai ma ke ʻano he pani. A laila poha mai kahi lehu ākea mai Rikka a hāʻule ma ka ʻākau o Iapana, e hoʻohuli i ka mea nāna i huki iā ia i zombie me kahi helehelena antler ʻano ʻē.

Hoʻohui ʻia ʻo Kika e kahi hui malū, a hāʻule i loko o ka ʻaoʻao maʻi ʻo Iapana (ua kūkulu ke aupuni i kahi pā e hoʻokaʻawale i nā ʻaoʻao maʻi a me nā maʻi ʻole o ka ʻāina) e hakakā i kona ala i kona makuahine, nāna i hōʻike iā ia iho ʻo 'Queen of nā Zombies 'no ka mea ... ʻae. Aia kekahi mau huapalapala ʻē aʻe, a me kahi ʻaoʻao e pili ana i ke aupuni Kepani e hoʻopaʻapaʻa nei e pili ana i nā pono zombie-kanaka, a ʻo kekahi e pili ana i ke kūʻai aku ʻana i ka anton zombie ma ke ʻano he lāʻau hoʻomāinoino ... kekahi mea ... akā inā ʻoe e nānā nei Helldriver ke nānā nei ʻoe iā ia no ka zombie gore. Kū ka papahana e kipaku iā ʻoe mai kahi hana i kahi ʻāpana a i kahi aʻe, a i kekahi manawa hana ia i kahi kaʻa i hana ʻia i nā ʻāpana zombie (kahi āu e ʻike ai i ka trailer i luna), ʻaʻole ia ka weliweli loa. mea e kūkulu ʻia i waho o zombies, akā pono wau e haʻalele i kekahi mau mea no ka ʻike ʻole iā ʻoukou iho.

ʻOiai ka hopena o ka moʻohelu kālā i nā hopena kūikawā, lawelawe ka makana no nā zombies i kāna kumu, a nui nā (galani) o ke koko a me nā gore āpau. ʻOiai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kauō iki i kāna mau minuke 117, he mea pono ia no ka nui nui o na mea a pau.

2) Kung Fu Zombie AKA Wu lōʻihi tian shi zhao ji gui (1982)

Ma ka leka, ʻO Kung Fu Zombie He kula kahiko ia, maikaʻi-maikaʻi-maikaʻi ia i kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kung fu ʻo Hong Kong kahi e hele ai ka mea hōʻino i ke kaona i mea e make ai ʻo Pang (ka mea kaua ʻo Billy Chong) akā ma kahi o ka hana ʻana iā ia iho, loaʻa i ka mea hōʻino kahi kahuna Taoist / wizard e hoʻāla i nā zombies e hana i ka hana nona, a hele a weliweli nā mea.

E nānā, ʻo wau hiki e haʻi iā ʻoe āpau e pili ana i kēia, a i ʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā iā ia:

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ʻO Kung Fu Zombie  ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ua laki mākou i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi mana piha ma YouTube, ʻoiai ua kapa ʻia ia; Eia nō naʻe, ʻoiai he anti-dubbing wau i ka wā e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, aia kahi mea weliweli e pili ana i ka 1980s kung fu kiʻi dubbing, ʻoiai ke hoʻohui maoli nei i kahi papa i ka hilariousness o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahiko.

ʻOiai ʻo kēia ka 'zombie' liʻiliʻi loa o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie ma kēia papa inoa, ʻO Kung Fu Zombie kahi hana hoʻomākeʻaka hoʻomālie ʻole o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kung fu 1980 a me ka ʻano zombie mana kupua, a me kahi laʻana maikaʻi ʻē aʻe o ka ʻokoʻa o ka leo a me ke ʻano e hiki i ka cinema Asia wale nō ke lawe i ka ʻano zombie.

3) Kahua kaua Baseball AKA Jigoku Kôshien (2003)

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Baseball kahua kaua he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ia e hoʻomāʻona ai i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni (a me ka pīpī Kepanī me ka kinipōpō) a hoʻohui i kekahi mau mea hoʻomākeʻaka, ma luna o ka weliweli zombie kiʻekiʻe. ʻO ke kuhi ... OK ... hou, ʻoiai wau e hoʻohiki ai aia kahi kuhi, pepa lahilahi a paʻakikī e ukali; ʻo kēia ke kiʻi ʻē aʻe kahi āu e ʻapo ai i ka mea ʻano ʻē, a e komo wale i loko no ka holo.

Baseball kahua kaua puni i ka hui kinipōpō hīnaʻi kula kiʻekiʻe ʻo Seido e hana ana i ka hoʻokūkū hoʻokūkū ʻo Koshien, akā hopohopo ke alo pono i ke kime o ke kula kiʻekiʻe ʻo Gedo, ka mea ʻaʻole pāʻani i ka kinipōpō hīnaʻi, no ka mea he mau zombie ʻino a mākaukau hoʻi e luku i ko lākou mau hoa paio ma ke kahua. (kāhea lākou iā "hakakā baseball" akā aia, i mea kūpono, pili iki ka baseball).

ʻO ka manaʻolana o Seido e kiʻi iā Jubei (Tak Sakaguchi), kahi ipu pohihihi i hoʻohiki ʻaʻole e pāʻani hou i ka kinipōpō, ma muli o ka make o kāna pitch 'Super-Tornado' (a loaʻa iā mākou kā Jubei moʻolelo hope i ke ala maikaʻi loa: mele) . ʻAʻole kōkua ʻo Jubei i ka pāʻani a luku ʻia ka hui ʻo Seidos a ma o ka "plot", ʻike ʻo Jubei i kona makemake e hoʻokuʻi iā Gedo, a me ke kōkua o kekahi mau cyborgs a pupule, e hana ʻo ia i ka mea maikaʻi loa e hoʻokuʻi i ka kime Gedo i kā lākou pāʻani ponoʻī.

ʻO kēia kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi loa loa aʻu i ʻike ai, a pono ʻoe i ke ʻano kūpono / me ka hui kūpono o ka poʻe e leʻaleʻa Baseball kahua kaua, akā ʻo kēia nō kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni zombie āu e ʻike ai i hoʻokahi manawa.

Eia kekahi, e ʻike i ka loaʻa hou o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma YouTube, akā ua kāhea ʻia i ka ʻōlelo Kelemania, no laila e holo wale nō ia no a maoli pepeiao kikoʻī.

4) Zero hihiu (1999)

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ʻO nā hōkū pōhaku Kepanī Kepani, i kapa ʻia ʻo Guitar Wolf, Bass Wolf a me Drum Wolf, kōkua i kahi mau ʻōpio hakakā hakakā zombies i hoʻihoʻi ʻia mai e nā malihini ma ke ʻano he papa hoʻouka kaua o ka Honua.

Yep.

Zero hihiu leʻaleʻa e like me ke kani ʻana; ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi B-ʻoniʻoni āu e ʻike ai he mea hoʻomakeʻaka wale ia a leʻaleʻa hoʻi i hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopoina i nā mea āpau no 98 mau minuke a nānā i nā kime a me nā pū e lele ana i waena o nā zombies. A maoli, ke ʻike ʻoe i kahi sinopsis e like me kēlā e manaʻo ʻoe i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻopiʻi i ka Midnight Movie, ka hui ʻo B-Movie, a ma laila nō kahi ʻoleʻO kahi momona o. Hoʻokele ʻia e Takeuchi Tetsuro, kahi alakaʻi wikiō wikiō Iapana kaulana loa, hiki iā ʻoe ke kiʻi i ke ʻano o ka hoʻokalakupua āu e kiʻi ai. Wild Zero: wikiwiki ia, wikiwiki, a holo pono.

He leʻaleʻa ia, lapuwale a like me kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau, me ka lehulehu kūpono, e pāhū pū ʻoe me Zero hihiu.

5) Nā Kaua SARS: Bangkok Zombie Crisis AKA Khun krabii hiiroh (2004)

Ke kamaʻilio nei ma luna o kahi kiʻekiʻe: Nā Kaua SARS.

I. Um…

ʻAe:

Nā Kaua SARS he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Thai ia, kahi i ulu ai ʻo SARS Type-4 ma ʻApelika a lilo i mea hoʻomaʻi zombie e wāwahi nei i loko o kahi hale hale i quarantined ma Bangkok ma muli o kahi hornet a me kahi airliner. ʻO nā mea hana keaka Thai ʻo Suthep Po-ngam a me Somlek Sakdikul hōkū ma ke ʻano he puke komik (aia nā ʻano animated), zombie pepehi i nā meʻe nāna e hoʻāʻo e hoʻopakele i kahi kaikamahine maikaʻi mai kahi hui (ʻoiaʻiʻo, e paʻa ana i ke kaikamahine i loko o ke keʻena i ʻōlelo ʻia) a a laila pono e hui pū me ka hui e hakakā i nā zombies huhū, me kahi (ghost? zombie?) Burmese python.

ʻO kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahi mea hoʻomākeʻaka weliweli, kaomi i ke ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa loa, akā, i ka manawa like, hilarious no nā kikoo, a hoʻopiha ʻia me nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka (i kekahi manawa manawa kaha kiʻi). Aia kekahi wili e hana ana ma hope ʻaʻole kūpono loa, akā inā ʻoe e hele ana i loko Nā Kaua SARS ke kali nei i kekahi mea ma lalo o ka pupule, e hoʻohoka ʻia ʻoe a maopopo ʻole paha i ka mea i hala i kou ola. ʻAʻole wau i hoʻomaka e wehewehe i ka pupule i Nā Kaua SARS, no laila e hele me ke kali ʻole i kahi mea ʻē aʻe akā ʻo ka hana ʻia o kaʻohe a me ka manawa henehene, a e ʻoluʻolu ʻoe

Ma kahi laʻana: i ka manawa Nā Kaua SARS pau me kaʻu pūʻulu o nā junkies kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli, noho mākou āpau i kahi hāmau no kahi o ʻekolu mau minuke ...

Eia kahi papa inoa leʻaleʻa no ʻoe ke nānā nei ʻoe Nā Kaua SARS:

(__) Zombie pēpē

(__) Poka hoʻokalakupua

(__) Albert

(__) Koke: Random cartoon cartoon

(__) huluhulu

(X) "ʻAʻohe mea kūpono!" (E kiʻi wau i kēlā iā ʻoe)

(__) ʻAno hoʻomākeʻaka ʻole

(__) Meta kuhikuhi i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kiʻi ʻoniʻoni

(__) Ke nānā nei ʻoe i kekahi Nā Kaua SARS me nā maka ākea a ʻū aʻe i nā expletives ma ka pakuhi / ʻoe no ka nānā ʻana iā lākou Nā Kaua SARS

 

ʻO ia wale nō, ʻo ia wale ka poʻe.

E haʻi mai iaʻu i ka mea āu i ʻike ai mai aneʻi, ka mea āu i makemake ai (a i ʻole hoʻowahāwahā ʻia ai), a i ʻole he mea crazier āu e makemake ai i kēia mau kiʻi ʻelima i nā manaʻo ma lalo.