Mahalo nui. He manawa kēia e hui pū me ka ʻohana, ʻai a hiki ʻole ke neʻe, a i ka laulā, mahalo no nā mea i loaʻa iā mākou. Akau?

Akau?

ʻAe, ʻae, malia paha pēlā e hana ai ma Hallmark Channel, akā ʻo mākou nā mea pāʻoniʻoni weliweli, a makemake wau e noʻonoʻo i hiki ke hoʻomaopopo iā mākou i kēia mau mea.

ʻIke mākou ʻaʻole ʻuluʻulu ka ʻākoakoa ʻohana i ka mea a lākou i uhaʻi ʻia ai. ʻIke mākou huhū ka makuahine i ka makuakāne no ka waiho wale ʻana iā ia i ka lumi kuke i ka lā holoʻokoʻa e kuke ana ʻoiai e noho ana i ka lumi e nānā ana i ka pīpeka. Maopopo iā mākou e lilo ana ʻo ʻAnakē Marge i ka hapa nui o kona lā e haʻi aku iā ʻoe i ka mea āu i hana hewa ai i kou ola ma ke ʻano agresive passive hiki. A ʻike mākou e hele ana ʻo ʻAnakala Joe e plaster a hele i waho i kahi kihi ma hope o ka haʻi ʻana i nā ʻōlelo kūpono ʻole i nā poʻe āpau o ka ʻohana. I kekahi manawa, i kēlā mau mea āpau, ma ka liʻiliʻi ʻekolu o kou mau hoahānau e paʻi i ka paila paila a hoʻolei i nā kuʻi ʻelua.

ʻAe, no laila ʻaʻole hiki kēlā mau mea āpau, akā ʻaʻole ka lā a pau, nā anuenue, a me ka mahalo a ʻike mākou iā ia. He hana keaka a me ka ʻeha a ke hoʻāʻo nui nei e ʻike i kahi mea e mahalo ai. Kekahi mea ... i kekahi mea.

Me ka noʻonoʻo, kau wau i kēia papa inoa liʻiliʻi. ʻO kekahi o kēia mau ʻohana kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli ka mea ʻoi loa ka maikaʻi, a malia paha, i ka wā e hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia ana ʻoe e kou ʻohana ponoʻī, e kōkua kēia iā ʻoe e hele.

A e, malia inā laki ʻoe, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻolei i hoʻokahi i ka mea DVD a nānā pū pū.

# 1 Ke kāne, ka wahine, a me nā keiki i loko ʻO ka poʻe ma lalo o nā ʻanuʻu

Ma hope i 1991, ua hoʻopōmaikaʻi ʻo Wes Craven iā mākou me mākou ʻO ka poʻe ma lalo o nā ʻanuʻu.  He kāne a he kaikuahine ke kāne a me ka wahine, akā aia kekahi mea ʻē aʻe e hana nei ma laila. ʻO wau paha, kēlā hoʻopiʻi Gimp ?! A laila nā keiki āpau a lākou e noho ana i loko o kā lākou mau paia ... ʻae, inā e hōʻoluʻolu kekahi mea iā ʻoe e pili ana i kou ʻohana, ʻo ia nō.

# 2 ʻO ka ʻohana Sawyer ma ʻIke ka pepehi kanaka ʻo Chain Texas

ʻO lākou he psychopaths ... cannibals ... a ʻo ke kaikunāne ʻo Leatherface maoli i nā pale i hana ʻia mai nā alo kanaka. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maikaʻi loa kēia e hoʻomanaʻo ke hoʻomaka ka hea ʻana o kou poʻe ʻohana i kekahi ma kahi o ka ʻaina awakea Thanksgiving ʻo wau paha, ma ka liʻiliʻi ʻaʻohe wahine walaʻau e nakinaki ʻia a koko i ka hope o ka papa. Lana koʻu manaʻo ʻaʻole ʻoe…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs3981DoINw

# 3 ʻO ka ʻohana Davison ma ʻO ʻoe aʻe

OK, no laila i ka nānā mua ʻana, he ʻakaʻaka loa kēia ʻohana. Waiwai ... maikaʻi ke nānā aku ... loaʻa iā lākou āpau. A laila ʻike ʻoe ua hoʻolimalima kekahi o nā kaikunāne i nā mea pepehi kanaka e lawe i kēlā me kēia mea i kahi ʻohana e ʻākoakoa. He aha?! ʻAe, ʻo ia ke kumu i hana ai i ka papa inoa.

# 4 Ka ʻohana ma He mau maka no nā Hills

OK, no laila e hoʻomaka me ka wehewehe ʻana ʻaʻole wau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka ʻohana huakaʻi. Ke kamaʻilio nei wau e pili ana i ka “ʻohana” maoli o ka poʻe deformed, kanibalistic nāna i hoʻouka i ka ʻohana huakaʻi. A manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pono wau e wehewehe i ke kumu o kēlā ʻohana i hana ai i kēia papa inoa.

# 5 ʻO ka Sharpes i ʻO ka Peak Hulu

ʻOiai ʻo ka manaʻo i laila ʻo ke kāne a me ka wahine i ʻO ka poʻe ma lalo o nā ʻanuʻu i pili i kekahi ʻano pilina pili aloha, ʻO ka Peak Hulu ʻaʻole pāʻani. Pāʻani ʻo Jessica Chastain lāua ʻo Tom Hiddleston i ke kaikuahine a me ke kaikaina me kahi hale kahiko weliweli a me ka moʻaukala o nā pilina moekolohe. He ahi ia o kahi moʻolelo ʻuhane me ka ʻohana a me ke kikowaena o ka ʻohana hana ʻole.

# 6 ʻO ka poʻe Kaulike ma ka Kealohilani

ʻAʻole ia he mea e pili ana i kahi mana āu e ʻohi ai, ua hui pū nā Akua a me Stephen King e hana i ka ʻino maikaʻi ʻole o nā ʻohana pono ʻole i loko ka Kealohilani. ʻO ka hana ʻino kūloko, hoʻomāinoino, ʻona, kou inoa ia. Aia ma laila wale nō. E noʻonoʻo wale i kou ʻohana e ʻākoakoa ana ma ka Nānā a ʻoi aku paha ka maikaʻi o nā mea.

# 7 ʻO kēlā me kēia ʻohana hoʻokahi i IT

ʻO wau e, aia ma laila kahi ʻohana hoʻokahi i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni IT he mea maʻamau wale nō? ʻAʻole mālama ka ʻohana a Bill i ka make o kā lāua keiki ʻo Georgie; ʻO ko Beverly Marsh makua kāne hele wāwae; Makuahine hoʻokahuli a Eddie? Ua hana hewa kekahi mau keiki i nā ʻohana a noho lākou āpau i kahi like!

ʻĀ, ma laila ʻoe! ʻEhiku mau ʻohana i hoʻopilikia loa ʻia e pono e lawe i kekahi kaomi i kāu Lā Hoʻomaikaʻi. ʻO lākou kekahi o kaʻu mau punahele. He aha kekahi o kāu? E haʻi iā mākou i nā manaʻo!