Kākau ʻia na Patti Pauley

E hōʻailona iaʻu inā makemake ʻoe ma ke ʻano he "nostalgic horror blogger", akā akua inā ʻaʻole wau e hōʻoluʻolu iaʻu e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ke ola hope a me nā manawa hoʻomanaʻo ʻole mai ko mākou wā ʻōpio i hoʻokahua iā mākou i nā mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli i kēia lā. Eia kekahi, he inkna wau kekahi o ʻoukou e makemake e hele wāwae i ke ala hoʻomanaʻo pū, a ʻo ia nō kāu e hana nei. Hōʻike ka shit o kēia manawa e hoʻopuni iā ​​mākou i ke kaiaulu o kēia lā hiki ke luhi, luhi, a kaumaha loa ke iho pono ʻoe i laila. No laila inā hiki iaʻu ke hāʻawi iā ʻoe i kahi mahuka no ʻelima mau minuke wale nō a hāʻawi aku iā ʻoe i kekahi mau fuzzies maikaʻi maikaʻi i kahi o nā nūhou haʻihaʻi a i ʻole ʻole, hauʻoli loa wau e koi aku. A i kēia lā e nānā mākou i hope i kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi loa, a hōʻino, nā mea makaʻu makaʻu loa i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a nā keiki.

 

No ka pōkole a me ka mōakāka, ʻaʻole nā ​​kiʻi aʻu e kamaʻilio ai i kēia lā i kiʻi ʻia mai kahi kiʻi weliweli no kēlā me kēia, akā ua waiho kahi weli i loko o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a nā keiki a hoʻopiha i ka wahie no nā moemoeā no nā lā i loko o kā mākou noʻonoʻo liʻiliʻi palupalu. ʻO kēia mau huapalapala nā G i helu ʻia i nā moʻo o ko mākou wā kamaliʻi a hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ke ala no ko mākou hoihoi i ka ʻano weliweli iā ia iho e alakaʻi ana i ka loaʻa ʻana o nā paragona weliweli like ʻO Freddy Krueger a ʻO Michael Myers. No laila, e kū i hope a aloha i kēia mau koa aloha ʻole i hiki ke noʻonoʻo ʻia i nā blazerunners i ka hoʻomaka o kahi pilina nani me ke ʻano a mākou e aloha a aloha ai me ʻehiku, ʻo ka mea aʻu e manaʻo nei, ʻo ia nā mea makaʻu makaʻu loa loa mai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aloha keiki.

 

 

ET ʻO ke Terestrial keu

ʻAkaʻaka inā pono ʻoe, akā inā ʻoe, ʻaʻole maopopo iā ʻoe i ka ʻole a pehea i hana ʻole ai kēia iā ʻoe ma ke ʻano he keiki ?! E hoʻolohe, ua ulu wau ma nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. A ʻoiai ʻo ka hapa nui i hāʻawi wale i nā leʻaleʻa ol maikaʻi noʻu a me nā scares zero, ua ʻakaʻaka wau iā Freddy a me Kincaid mai Dream Warriors, ua hāʻawi ʻo E fuckin 'T iaʻu i nā moeʻuhane koʻikoʻi. A ʻo koʻu makuakāne, i ke ʻano makua lanakila lanakila e ʻike nei i koʻu kanikau me ka malihini lōʻihi o ka ʻāʻī, ma mua o ka waiho ʻana i kahi pelaha o kēia wahi asshole ma luna pono o koʻu wahi moe i ka makahiki ʻōpio ʻekolu. ʻO kēia dick e neʻe iā Pāpā. No laila, e haʻi wau ʻaʻole hāʻule ka ʻāpala mai ka kumu lāʻau aʻo kēia kahi mea aʻu e 100% e hana ai i kaʻu mau keiki ponoʻī.

Eia nō naʻe, ʻo kēia ʻāpana o ka wahie weliweli, me kona mau manamana lima lōʻihi e pili ana i ka shit, e hoʻolōʻihi ana i kona ʻāʻī e like me kahi asshole, a ʻo kāna puʻuwai ʻulaʻula e hoʻomālamalama ana. ʻAe, he zombie kēlā ʻaha liʻiliʻi. Ke moe nei i laila keʻokeʻo, ʻuhane, a ummm MAKE a pau; a laila puna i ke ola e mumulu nei i kekahi mau ʻōpala make ʻole e pili ana i nā kelepona. GTFO.

Eia kekahi, eia ET ʻoki hou ma ke ʻano he trailer weliweli. Kaha ma ka maoli. Kaha ma.

 

 

Pākuʻi Nui- ʻO ka huakaʻi nui a Pee Wee

ʻO Yessir. ʻO ia ka ulia pōʻino loa aʻu i ʻike ai. ʻO ka trucker pohihihi ma ke ala hele kaʻawale i The Alamo no Sir Wee o Pee he helehelena pōkole loa i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua loa a Herman, a ʻo ia nō ka hoʻomaka mua loa no ka haku goth-fantasi ʻo Tim Burton, ua waiho i kahi hopena nui i ka hoʻomana. kilakila. ʻOiai, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no kekahi manawa, ʻo ʻoe ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, e hoʻomanaʻo iā Large Marge. No laila i loko ona iho, he mea kupaianaha ia a hōʻike i ke ʻano o ka hopena noʻonoʻo o kēia ʻano a hoʻomau i ka hoʻokumu ʻana me kēlā me kēia veiwing o kēia flick. ʻO ka hoʻololi ʻana o Claymation e hōʻike nei i ko Marge ʻano maoli me he mea ʻē a weliweli hoʻi e like me 30 mau makahiki i hala. No laila, inā he minuke wela ia mai kou luʻu ʻana i loko ʻO ka huakaʻi nui a Pee Wee, haʻi iā lākou ʻO Marge Nui i hoʻouna iā yah a pop i kēlā waiwai aupuni i kēia pō!

 

 

ʻO ka wahine kilokilo kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe- nā kilokilo

ʻO ka mea mua, i ka manawa i kau mua ai ko mākou mau maka iā Angelica Huston ma ke ʻano he Witch Nui Nui, ʻike maʻalahi mākou i kekahi o nā mea nani loa o ka honua. Aia a hiki i kona kuʻi ʻana i kona alo o ka papa, a laila nā meaʻai māmā ..

Ma mua o kona ulana ʻana i ka honua ʻo Morticia Addams, ua koho ʻelua ʻo Huston iā mākou i kēlā kalekaleka ma ka hale kūʻai momona ma muli o kona lohi loa ʻana a no ka loaʻa ʻole o kahi manawa ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ua hoʻokalakupua iā mākou ma ke ʻano he wahine ʻino loa ma ka honua. Na Witches. ʻO kekahi o nā manawa weliweli loa mai ka moʻolelo Roald Dahl ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ka hiʻohiʻona i loko o ka lumi hālāwai hōkele kahi e hoʻoneʻe ai kēia mau wahine hōʻino i kā lākou wigs a me nā mīkina lima, e hāʻawi ana i nā poʻo a me nā lima i piha i ka wart. a ʻo ka mea hōʻike nui loa o ka Witch kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe, ka Witch kiʻekiʻe loa o lākou āpau. A e ke kāne, hāʻawi lākou iā Huston i ka lāʻau ʻauʻau. Ua kamaʻilio pū ʻo ia i kahi leo kiʻekiʻe, hoʻoweliweli naʻe ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kōkua akā loaʻa nā goosebumps mai. ʻOi loa i kona loaʻa ʻana iā SUPER PISSED i kekahi wahine hoʻokalakupua ʻāʻī ʻole nāna i hōʻaʻano i kāna papa alakaʻi o ka hana o ka holoi ʻana i nā keiki o ka honua. A pēlā i hiki ai ...

ʻO nā wahie moe ʻino hou aʻe ma ka ʻaoʻao aʻe!

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