ʻO ʻoe paha ka mea pepehi kanaka kahi hana keaka meta-weliweli maikaʻi loa mai ka mea kākau / alakaʻi ʻo Brett Simmons (Husk, holoholona) hoʻohuli i ka palapala i nā tropes weliweli. ʻO Starring Fran Kranz (ʻO ka papa i ka lāʻau) lāua ʻo Alyson Hannigan (Ho'oku'u i ka Vampire Slayer), he leka aloha leʻaleʻa maikaʻi ia i ka ʻano slasher.

Hoʻokumu ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma luna o kahi ulana twitter hilarious ma waena o nā mea kākau ʻo Chuck Wendig lāua ʻo Sam Sykes (kaomi ma aneʻi e heluhelu a piha) ua hele wikiwiki i viral. I loko o ka pae, ua paʻa ʻo Sam i loko o kahi hoʻomoana kauwela kahi e heleleʻi nei nā kākāʻōlelo e like me nā nalo hacked-and-slashes, no laila ua kīwī aku ʻo ia i kāna hoa Chuck no kekahi ʻōlelo aʻo naʻaupō. I loko o kā lākou kamaʻilio ʻana, alakaʻi ʻo Chuck iā Sam i ka ʻike aloha ʻole ʻo ia nō paha ka mea pepehi.

Ua kamaʻilio hou wau me Brett Simmons lāua ʻo Fran Kranz ma ka mua o Toronto no ʻO ʻoe paha ka mea pepehi kanaka, kahi a mākou e kūkākūkā ai i ka genesis o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, nā pilikia o ka lilo ʻana i slasher killer, a me ko lākou aloha nui i ka ʻano weliweli.

Kelly McNeely: No laila, ʻO ʻoe paha ka mea pepehi kanaka i hoʻomaka ma ke ʻano he kaula twitter ma waena o Sam Sykes lāua ʻo Chuck Wendig, pehea i ulu ai i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia i kēia manawa?

ʻO Brett Simmons: E ke akua, ʻae, ʻo wau, he mea makaʻu maoli ia i ka mua no ka mea like wau me "no ke aha mākou e luʻu ai i loko o twitter e ʻike i kā mākou mau manaʻo kiʻiʻoniʻoni?", Akā i ka wā aʻu e heluhelu ai ua like wau me ka maikaʻi, loaʻa iaʻu.

ʻO kekahi o nā mea aʻu i ʻike koke ai, ua like ia me 60 tweets wale nō, akā aia kekahi mau hōʻike moʻolelo kikoʻī e pāʻani ana ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana. Ua hele wau i kahi maikaʻi, no laila eia kāu hana haʻihaʻi, a eia kou wahi waena, a eia kāu hana ʻekolu, a ʻano like me ka wehewehe ʻana i ka ʻike i loko o kēlā kamaʻilio ʻana, a pehea e hoʻopaʻa ai i kahi moʻolelo a puni ia. No laila, ʻo ka mea nui loa ka manaʻo e pili ana iā ia ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana.

Akā i ka manawa a mākou i hoʻomaka ai, ua hoʻomaka ia e ʻike i kahi ʻano ʻoi aku o ka maikaʻi. ʻAʻole lōʻihi ka kamaʻilio twitter a loaʻa iā mākou kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 90, no laila ʻo Tom Vitale a me aʻu - he mea hana a me ka mea kākau-ʻoiai mākou e kākau ana, ua hoʻokau ʻia mākou i ka hana ʻana i nā kamaʻilio he nui i hiki ʻole i kēia manawa. ma waena o Chuck a me Sam i loaʻa i ko lāua leo a mālama i kā lākou kemika a me ke ʻano o ka hoʻomākeʻaka o ia.

Ua nui ka pīhoihoi o Sam lāua ʻo Chuck iā ia a makemake e pili e hiki iā mākou ke hoʻouna iā lākou i nā ʻaoʻao a e hoʻopili lākou i nā mea ma aneʻi a no laila, no laila ʻoluʻolu. He leʻaleʻa maoli ka hiki ke hana pū me lākou i kēlā ala no ka mea ua manaʻo wau ua hiki iā lākou ke hoʻokau iā mākou e hōʻoia e kani ana ʻo Chuck lāua ʻo Sam ...

Kelly: E like me Chuck lāua ʻo Sam, ʻae.

ʻO Fran Kranz: Ua hele mai wau ma ka pāʻani wale nō, ʻaʻole wau i heluhelu i ke kamaʻilio ʻana ma twitter no ka mea, ua loihi. ʻakaʻaka]

Brett: [hoʻomākeʻaka] Nui loa nā tweet.

Palani: ʻAʻole, akā he mea hoʻomākeʻaka ia no ka mea, kaumaha, ʻaʻole wau i hui me Chuck lāua ʻo Sam - nā kāne maoli.

Brett: ʻAʻole wau i loaʻa.

Palani: Auē ʻoe i kekahi? Hoihoi.

Brett: Manaʻo wau e noho ana kekahi ma Indiana, a noho kekahi ma Oregon?

Palani: ʻAe, maopopo, ʻae. Akā ua hoʻomākeʻaka wau i kēia manawa wau, ʻike ʻoe, huhū iā lākou. ʻO kā mākou kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kēia, ʻo Brett lāua ʻo wau -

Brett: [ʻakaʻaka] Ua lawe aʻe ʻoe, ʻaʻole mākou e pono hou iā lākou.

Palani: Ua hele mai wau me ia i kēia pāʻani nui, ua ʻike ʻoe, ua hoʻouna ʻia mai iaʻu a laila ua kiʻi wau me Brett ma ke kelepona ... a ke ʻōlelo nei wau he mea hoʻomākeʻaka loa ia - he leʻaleʻa mau ia - ʻo kaʻu hopohopo nui, ʻo ia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. he mau pili paha? Inā he ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka wale ia - no laila e makaʻala iā ʻoe iho - e lilo ia i kēia ʻimi ʻoniʻoni weliweli a i ʻole kahi kiʻi hoʻomākeʻaka o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli.

Akā aia māua ʻo Brett ma ka ʻaoʻao like me nā manaʻo e pili ana pehea e hoʻomau ai i ka honua, pehea e hoʻomau ai i kahi ʻano wikiwiki e neʻe ʻole ai, ʻaʻole e hoʻokuʻu ʻia i ʻole e lilo nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka i mea hoʻonāukiuki a pepehi i nā mākia a me ke ʻano o ka hopena i ka honua.

No laila makemake wau - e like me he mea hoʻomākeʻaka e like me ia - manaʻo ia e like me kahi honua kahi e ola ai nā hanana make, a he mea nui lākou.

Kelly: Kūleʻa maoli nā pili, paʻa loa.

Palani: ʻAe.

Kelly: No laila pehea i hiki mai ai ʻo Alyson Hannigan ma luna o ka moku no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni?

Brett: E like me Fran, ua hoʻouna mākou iā ia i ka palapala. He aha ka mea hoʻomākeʻakeʻa ua hoʻouna mākou iā ia i ka palapala a ua aʻo mai kāna ʻākena iā mākou ma mua o ka manawa, e like me, e nānā, he ʻohana ko Alyson a ʻaʻole makemake ʻo ia e hana hou i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻole wau e kāohi i kou hanu. He peʻa wale wau a manaʻo wau e like me kahi koho i hoʻoulu ʻia, no laila ua lawe wale mākou i kahi pāʻani.

Akā ua hopena ʻo ia i ka pane maoli i ka aloha a Chuck lāua ʻo Sam, ʻo ia ka puʻuwai o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau aʻo ia ka mea nui iaʻu. ʻIke wau inā ʻaʻole mākou e hāʻule i nā mea āpau āpau, ua kūleʻa mākou inā he mau hoa aloha ʻo Chuck lāua ʻo Sam, a manaʻoʻiʻo mākou e mālama ana kekahi i kekahi. Aloha nui ʻo ia i kēlā, a no laila maikaʻi loa no ka mea ke hele mai ʻo ia, nui kona mau manaʻo ponoʻī a mākaukau e hele mai e pāʻani wale.

ʻO ka mea aʻu i makemake ai - he ʻano wiwo ʻole kā mākou e hoʻolauna aku ai iā Sam ... Chuck, ʻaʻole mākou. ʻO Chuck wale nō i ka hale kūmaka. No laila lawe mai ʻo Alyson i kahi likability he nui kahi e like ai, ʻike mākou palekana ʻo ia a makemake mākou iā ia, no laila hiki iā mākou ke kau me kēia me ka wikiwiki e like me kaʻu makemake i ka poʻe e noho pū me ia. A aloha nui ʻo ia i kēia ʻano, no laila ʻo ia iho ka ʻike nui. He hemolele wale nō ʻo ia.

Kelly: Aloha au i ka nui o ka kemika ma waena o nā mea ʻelua, ʻoiai ʻaʻole lākou i ka lumi like.

Brett: ʻAʻole loa!

Palani: Maopopo iaʻu, kupaianaha! ʻAe kupaianaha kēlā?

Kelly: Aia wale ia ma ke kelepona, akā makemake koke ʻoe, “I… kiʻi kēia! ”

Brett: Ke kamaʻilio nei mākou e pili ana i kēia, a pono wau e ʻōlelo, no ka mea ʻike wau he mea hoʻomākeʻaka loa ia, ʻaʻole ʻo Fran i loko o ka lumi like me ia. Ua hele mai ʻo ia e hi i hoʻokahi manawa, akā ʻaʻole lākou e hana like i nā hiʻohiʻona like.

A he hōʻike hōʻike wale nō ia i ka hiki iā [Fran] a me ʻAlyson, no ka mea he nui ka kemika - kēlā kemika ʻaoʻao hoʻokahi - e kū nei i ka hoʻoponopono ʻana noʻu ... maʻalahi kaʻu hana no ka mea ʻo ia wale nō laila. Ua hana lākou i kahi kemika i ʻole e ola. [ʻakaʻaka]

Palani: He mea hoʻomākeʻaka, ke noʻonoʻo nei wau inā aia kekahi kula Joss Whedon ʻike ʻole e hana nei a i ʻole kekahi mea, ʻike ʻoe i ka manaʻo aʻu? ʻakaʻaka]

Kelly: ʻO kēlā ka lōʻihi nalu, ʻae.

Palani: He mea hoʻomākeʻaka ia no ka mea ua hele mai wau e kau a haʻi iā hi, a laila ʻano hoʻāʻo e heluhelu i nā laina kamepiula ʻole, a inā he mea, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu he kōkua.

Ua hilinaʻi nui mākou ʻelua i ka mea e pono ai a hoʻomaopopo i ka pehea e pāʻani ai kekahi i kekahi. Akā manaʻo wau i ke ʻano o ka ʻike i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o ka hana kiʻi ʻana a ʻaʻole mākou e hele ma laila, ʻaneʻane kōkua ʻole ia ma laila a hoʻāʻo a hoʻoikaika iā ia i loko. A ʻike i ke ʻano o ka laulā e pono ai mākou e hāʻawi iā Brett, a aia lākou hiki ke loaʻa iā ia i ka hoʻoponopono ʻana.

Akā he hōʻike ia no kāna tālena i hiki iā ia ke hana i kēlā hana, no ka mea manaʻo wau ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī nona. ʻIke wau, ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻoi aku ka maʻalahi o ka pāʻani ʻana i ka haunaele kiʻekiʻe a me ka makaʻu ma ke kelepona ʻana, aia kahi ʻano liʻiliʻi e hana ai me kēlā ma kahi ʻano ʻē. ʻOiai ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī o Chuck me ka pāʻani ʻana i kēlā.

Pono ʻo ia e hoʻomākeʻaka a hoʻomaha a ʻano ʻoluʻolu hoʻi i kāna mea, akā ʻaʻole e hōʻole i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o kā Sam e hele nei, ʻike ʻoe? ʻOi aku kahi hana ʻoi aku ka paʻakikī, manaʻo wau, a hana ʻo ia i kahi hana hiki ʻole ke hana pū me ia.

Brett: He kiko maikaʻi maoli kēlā, no ka mea ʻo ia kaʻu pilikia nui loa.

Ua manaʻo wau e like me ka pahuhopu nui a Fran ka hui ʻana mākou me ia i ke kolu o ka hana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, no laila mai ka lā hoʻokahi e hōʻike ana ʻo Fran e hoʻonohonoho e uhi i ke koko a pāʻani e like me ka pau ʻana o kāna honua, a he lōʻihi loa kēlā. kauoha no kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma waho o ka puka pā. E like me, “maikaʻi, no laila, aia ʻoe ma ka 11, a… e hele”. ʻOiai ʻaʻole pono ʻo Alyson ma kahi 11, akā ua hoʻokau ʻia ʻo ia me ka teetering i kekahi o nā leo paʻakikī.

Palani: ʻAe, paʻakikī.

Brett: I ke ʻano o, e like me, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke aloha nui i kēia mea ke nānā aku nei ʻo ia he pepehi kanaka make ia, a i ʻole he mea kōkua ʻo ia i ka ʻino, akā i ka manawa like he kamaʻāina pū kekahi me ia kahi a mākou e manaʻo ai ʻoluʻolu kēia me ka manaʻo ʻole e like me ka pepehi kanaka. A mālama ʻo ia iā Sam.

Maʻalahi loa ia! ʻO wau maoli - ʻoiai i ka script - e hakakā wale ana me kāna huaʻōlelo ma nā mea he nui i ka manawa a mākou e hoʻonohonoho ai, ua ʻike maoli ʻo ia ua ʻano maoli wau e like me [kaniʻuhū o ke kōkua]. ʻO ia ka mea paʻakikī iaʻu e pili ana i kāna mau mea āpau.

Mai ka hoʻomaka o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke kāhea ʻo Sam ma ke kelepona a ʻōlelo ʻo “Aia kekahi mea pepehi pūkaʻina” a hele ʻo ia iā “OH”, a hemolele kāna ʻano pane! A ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu he aha ia ʻano hopena e kūpono ai, no ka mea, e like me, aia kahi mana kahi e ʻike ai ʻoe i ka maʻi, aia kahi mana kahi āu e nānā ʻole ai i hoʻopukapuka ʻia, a pono ʻoe e ʻelua, no laila ma hea wahaheʻe kēlā?

Kelly: He paʻakikī e ʻike i kēlā pae o ka hoʻokomo kālā manaʻo - e like me kāu i ʻōlelo ai - no kekahi e pīhoihoi nei no kēia, akā hana pū kekahi aole makemake e kū kēia, akā ʻano ma ke kua o ko lākou manaʻo e like me [pumpist fist pump].

Brett: ʻAe! He maʻalea loa ia, ʻe. ʻOiai nā manawa ma kahi, e like me, ʻike ʻoe "ʻoluʻolu kēlā, akā ʻaʻole pono wau e pīhoihoi i kēia manawa".

Loaʻa iā ia kēlā laina kahi a Sam ma ka ʻaoʻao o ke kelepona e like me, "e ke akua, weliweli loa kēia, e kala mai iaʻu e kauō aku iā ʻoe i loko o kēia" o ka hale paʻahao, e kala mai iaʻu "- a ʻōlelo ʻo ia" a mai hopohopo, ʻike ʻoe ke ola nei wau no kēia mea ". Akā aia wale nō lākou i nā honua ʻokoʻa ʻelua.

Palani: Hoʻomaopopo iaʻu ʻO Indiana Jones me nā mea like, weliweli weliweli kupua, ʻike ʻoe? ʻIke ʻo ia i ka pilikia, akā hoihoi ʻo ia i ke aʻo ʻana iā lākou pū kekahi.

Brett: E like me "ʻaʻole ia he ʻano kupaianaha pehea kēia mea pepehi ...

Palani: Pono, hopohopo ʻo ia no nā ʻōiwi āpau, akā e mau nō ʻo ia ... e lawe iā ia i kahi hale hōʻikeʻike, ʻaʻole wau. ʻakaʻaka]

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