Ua wehewehe nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Slasher i kaʻu hanauna. Ma hope i nā lā hanohano o ke 80, hānai aloha ʻia mākou i nā lawaiʻa weliweli i ke koko a me ka haʻalulu (a he mea kupaianaha loa) ma nā pale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Mai ke kai a i ke kai ʻālohilohi kahi pūkahe kahe o ke koko e kahe ana a kahe mau ana i mua o kā mākou mau maka liʻiliʻi. Hoʻopili ʻia ko mākou naʻau e ka hoʻouka weliweli o nā Titans weliweli e like me ʻO Freddy, ʻO Jason, a ʻO Michael Myers.

ʻO ke au o nā Boogymen!

Ua ʻike mākou i ko lākou piʻi aʻe i ka mana. Nānā mākou iā lākou e alualu ana, ʻūlū, a luku i kā lākou mea pio me ka pono scrupulous. Ua ukali ʻo Carnage a me mayhem ma hope o ko lākou kapuwaʻi i ninini ʻia e ke koko a ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke huki i ko mākou mau maka mai ka hiʻona kulu i mua o mākou. Ua hauʻoli mākou i ka hoʻi ʻana mai o nā aliʻi slasher no ka hoʻopaʻi hoʻopaʻi ʻole i ka poʻe i ʻaʻa e kū i kā lākou ala. A ʻike mākou ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke make maoli.

He mana paʻa ʻole lākou e helu pū ʻia ai i ka paneon o ka weliweli. Loaʻa iā mākou āpau kā mākou punahele ponoʻī a noho manawa hoʻomaha a hoʻopaʻapaʻa i ka mea e lanakila inā hakakā ʻo Freddy a me Jason. A i ʻole inā hiki i ka make ʻana iā Leatherface e Michael Myers. Kuhi mākou pehea e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻi hou a kali mākou (im) ahonui e ʻike i ka hoʻouka hou aʻe i kā lākou franchise.

ʻO nā hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā hoʻolimalima wikiō e ola pū me nā pelaha a me nā poʻe kū o kā mākou mau kiʻiona ʻino o ka make a me ka weliweli. A… hmmm. Ua hauʻoli paha mākou i ka make, a ʻo ia nō paha ke kumu i kū aʻe ai nā hui ʻeuanelio he nui i ke kūʻē.

Ua hāʻawi like ka poʻe loiloi i kā lākou mau leo ​​kīwī e haʻi kūʻē aku i ka diabolō o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua aʻo ʻia nā mākua ua hana ʻia kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e nā noʻonoʻo pupule e hōʻino i nā ʻuhane puʻupaʻa o kā lākou keiki. OooooooooOOOOOooooo

He ʻoiaʻiʻo, he maʻi maikaʻi ia, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hoʻopilikia ʻia e kēlā. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke kali e ʻoliʻoli i ko mākou mau maka i ka mea a nā ʻāpana hou i mālama ai no mākou. A laila, i ke kaumaha o mākou āpau, ua pau. Ua heleleʻi ko mākou naʻau i ka manawa - hoʻokahi, mai Freddy a Jason a me nā mea āpau ma waena - ua make a make paha kā lākou franchise.

Akā, ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke make no ka mea maoli, ʻeā? Ua lana ka manaʻo o ko mākou puʻuwai liʻiliʻi.

 

ʻO 90's Revival

Ua hōʻea hou mai kahi ala kupaianaha ma ka māla Slasher iā mākou me hoʻokahi kelepona maʻalahi a me ka nīnau fatal i ukali koke ʻia, "He aha kāu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli?" Ma waho mai kahi o kahi mea pepehi kanaka hou masked i waena o mākou a ua hoʻōla hou kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi ʻano a mākou e makaʻu nei i hele paha no ka maikaʻi.

Scream Ua lawe mai i ka slasher ʻano mai ka lehu a me nā poʻe āpau a ke kamaʻilio hou nei ko lākou makuahine e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli.

Aloha iā ia a inaina iā ia, ʻaʻole hiki i kekahi ke hōʻole i kēlā Scream hoʻihoʻi i nā poʻo inoa weliweli i ka nānā o ka mainstream. E kamaʻilio ana ka poʻe Ke Ala a Halloween, a laila, e like me kēlā, ʻo ka poʻe i nānā ʻole i kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli i hoʻokahi lā i ko lākou ola ua ʻike koke ʻia lākou e ʻai ʻia me kahi pono e holo i kā lākou hale kūʻai hoʻolimalima kūloko e kiʻi i kēia mau poʻo inoa i ʻōlelo haipule ʻia i ʻO Wes Craven's haku hana weliweli hou.

He nui nā mea ʻē aʻe e lele i luna o ka kaʻa kaʻa a loaʻa koke iā mākou kahi pōpoki kope Scream nā kiʻi like ʻIke wau i kāu hana i ke kauwela i hala, Valentine, a Nā Kaao Kūlanakauhale. ʻO nā mea maikaʻi āpau i kā lākou kuleana ponoʻī, akā ʻo ke kaʻina e kū mai iaʻu kahi kiʻi slasher ʻokoʻa loa i kapa ʻia hope Maui, kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hōʻoia ai inā ua kau ka lima iā ʻoe ma laila ʻaʻohe pakele.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole ia he slasher, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻalele i ka hopena ʻO ka Hana Pūnaewele Blair loaʻa i ka poʻe lohe pū kekahi. Ua lawe i kēlā me kēia o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e huki i ka weliweli mai ka pouli a hoʻoulu hou iā ia no nā mea pā hou a me nā mea kahiko. A hoʻomaka ia me hoʻokahi kelepona hoʻokahi. Mahalo, Scream!

 

ʻAʻole ia e ʻōlelo e mau ana. Aia kekahi mau manawa ʻano ʻē e hele mai me ka milenio hou.

Ua noho ka poʻe aloha weliweli ma waena o ka wā hoʻoweliweli porn i hoʻokumu ʻia e LOA a hokele kaʻahele. A laila ua loaʻa iā mākou ka manawa i ka manawa o kēlā me kēia poʻo inoa weliweli mai ka 70 a me 80's i hoʻokomo ʻia i loko o ka mīkini wili hou. ʻAʻole i hāʻawi ʻia ʻo leatherface i hoʻokahi, akā ʻelua mau moʻolelo kumu i kū pono i kekahi i kekahi. A ʻaʻohe mea ʻoluʻolu maoli i nā mea pā.

ʻAʻole e ʻike hou ua ʻike mākou i nā vampires sparkle a pono e hoʻomanawanui i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli o PG-13. ʻAʻole ia he koko a me ka puʻuwai. Hiki i kekahi ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa ua make iki paha ka weliweli.

Eia nō naʻe, me ka mākaukau hewa loa e like me nā moʻo a lākou e hōʻike nei, ua hōʻike ʻia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni slasher (ʻaʻole hiki ke pepehi ʻia).

 

Ua hoʻōla hou ʻia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Slasher i ka makahiki 2018!

Halloween ke wāwahi nei i ka keʻena pahu. Ua hoʻihoʻi ʻia ka Shape i nā kumu paʻa o ka ʻino maoli a me ka weliweli mau ʻole, nā kumu ʻelua ʻelua i aloha ai ka poʻe i ʻike a aʻo e makaʻu iā Michael Myers i hoʻi i int 1978.

Ke hoʻi nei nā mea pā i nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni, pinepine a hou, e ʻike ai i ka Shape hōʻino i nā kamaʻāina o Haddonfield, Illinois, e hōʻoia nei ʻaʻole mākou makemake i kahi hana hou. Makemake mākou i kahi hoʻomau, akā kūkulu ʻia ma luna o nā loina a me ke kumu o nā manaʻo kumu i lanakila ai iā mākou ma mua.

ka mua Halloween kau i kekahi o nā kumu nui ma luna o kahi e kūkulu ʻia ai kahi ʻano sub-type āpau. ʻO Michael Myers ka Boogyman quintessential. I ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻaʻohe ou Thorn Cult e hoʻopau i nā mea, ʻaʻole hoʻi i ʻōlelo ʻia e ʻimi ana ʻo Mikaʻela i nā lālā o kona ʻohana. ʻAʻole, ʻo ia wale nō The Shape. Pepehi kanaka ʻole ʻo ia me ke kumu ʻole. Ua ʻimi ʻo ia i kāna mau mea i pepehi ʻia a pepehi iā lākou i kona wā leʻaleʻa.

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kona alo a heluhelu i kona mau naʻau. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo hou ʻia he kanaka, akā he helehelena o ka luku a me ka ʻino maʻemaʻe. Ua kūleʻa kāna kūleʻa i kahi franchise a ua hana i ala no nā kiʻi hoʻoweliweli ʻē aʻe i hele mai.

Me ka hauʻoli nui loa ua ʻike mākou i kāna hoʻi hellish i kēia makahiki. Ua hōʻoia hou ʻo ia e holo wale nā ​​hana kahiko o ka hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Akā, Halloween ʻaʻole hoʻokahi i kēia makahiki. Aia kekahi mau mea kupaianaha i ke ʻano, a aia kahi kamaʻilio ʻo kēia wale nō ka hoʻomaka o kahi wā hou o nā moʻo a me nā maniac.

ʻO kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hoʻopūʻiwa iaʻu Malihini: ʻaihue i ka pō. Aloha ʻino wale wau i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua, no laila ʻaʻohe oʻu mea i manaʻo ʻia no kēia mea. Ua hele wale wau e ʻike i kēia hopena no ka mea he Movie Pass kaʻu a ua i waho. Ua manaʻo wau e hele wau e hiamoe i ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni, a ʻaʻole ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomākeʻaka. Ua lana koʻu manaʻo e luhi hou i ka make, akā kupaianaha koʻu kahaha.

S: PaN maʻemaʻe a ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka ʻano slasher. ʻO kēia manawa a puni ka ʻekolu o ka poʻe pepehi kanaka i ʻoi aku ka nui o ka fleshed a ʻoi aku ka weliweli ma mua o ka manawa hope. He nui ke ʻano o kēlā me kēia, e like me ka manaʻo o ka mea hoʻomake mask. A ʻaʻole lākou i skimp iā mākou i ka hana ʻino!

Ua hele mai nā luku a nui a kolohe ʻole hoʻi. Ke huli nei kēia manawa a puni ka trio psychotic i kahi ʻohana, a aia kēia hauʻoli hauʻoli ʻole o kēlā me kēia o ʻekolu e hana pēlā. ʻO kēlā hiʻohiʻona o ka makuakāne a me ka lekiō kaʻa kaʻu mea punahele.

ʻAʻole wau e hōʻino i kēia mea nāu, akā nō naʻe ka ʻO Manic Exorcism sila o ka aponoia. ʻAʻole e haʻi ʻia he maikaʻi loa ke mele mele. Nui koʻu hauʻoli ua luhi wau i kēlā lā ua a i ʻole ua nalo paha wau i ka ʻike ʻana i kēia momi.

 

Hell Festival ʻo kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni slasher maikaʻi loa! Hoʻopiʻi ka poʻe e pili ana i kēia, a ʻike wau he poʻe loiloi kēlā me kēia. Akā ke maopopo iā ʻoe Hell Festival He kiʻi slasher maikaʻi loa ʻoe e loaʻa ai i kahi mea hou aʻe. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole kēia Makuahine or Hoʻoilina. ʻO kēia kahi kiʻi slasher. ʻAʻole pono ia he artsy a me ke akeakamai. ʻAʻole kekahi Friday ka 13th, ʻO ka pepehi kanakaʻo Texas Chainsaw, a Kapu hoʻomoana.

ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Slasher i manaʻo mau ʻia e leʻaleʻa. Hoʻoweliweli a ʻakaʻaka pū kekahi, akā makaʻu ka hapanui. ʻO lākou nā keiki kipi o Hollywood. ʻAʻole hiki ke hāʻawi ʻia i nā damn a he pōpō lākou i ka pā leʻaleʻa. Ua aʻa lākou i ka manawa i waiwai maoli ai ʻo MTV i kekahi mea a ʻo Metal a me Horror wale nō i hui pū ʻia. ʻO kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me nā ʻahamele pōhaku nui - leo nui, keakea, a hana nui hoʻi i ka badass e makaʻala.

Hell Festival hāʻawi iaʻu kēlā mau vibe. Hōʻoluʻolu ʻoe i ka mea pepehi kanaka masked nāna i ʻūlū i kā mākou hui liʻiliʻi o nā mea i hele a hele i ke ala o ka nani o ka manaʻo Halloween, Hell Fest. ʻO kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli kahi o kahi mea pepehi kanaka maskk i ʻānai aku ai i kāna mea pio ma o nā hale ʻuhane. Aloha au iā ia! Kēia kekahi e ia i ka pono-kiai kela Halloween e hele mai no iaʻu. Oh, a ʻaʻole lākou e skimp iā mākou i ka momona ma kēia. Loaʻa iā mākou kekahi mau manawa pīpī maikaʻi i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

E ʻōlelo ana no Halloween musts, Weliweli ua lilo i hoʻokahi o kaʻu mea ʻike weliweli punahele hou. He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kēia e hōʻike nei i nā hana kaumaha a Art, kahi clown demonic e ʻoliʻoli nui ana i ka ʻeha āna e kau mālie ai i kēlā mau mea pono ʻole e kiʻi i kāna nānā.

Ua hōʻike mua ʻia ʻo Art i kahi mea kupaianaha o Halloween, ʻO Hallow's Eve. I loko o kēlā anthology weliweli, ʻo Art ka mea ʻaihue hōʻike. He mea kūpono wale nō e hāʻawi iā ia i kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ponoʻī. ʻO kekahi o nā kūlana kūʻokoʻa i loaʻa iā Art kāna hōʻike. Hōʻike ʻo ia i kahi ʻano nui o nā manaʻo mai ka ukiuki i ka giddy. A hana ʻo ia i nā mea āpau me ka ʻōlelo ʻole ʻana i kahi huaʻōlelo. Hāmau ʻo Art a hōʻike iā ia iho ma o ka hāmau. Hoʻoweliweli loa ia iā ia.

ʻIke wau, ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia kēia ma 2017. Akā ʻaʻole ʻike ka hapa nui o mākou a hiki i kēia makahiki ke hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma Netflix. No laila ʻoiai he makahiki ia o ka makahiki, Weliweli ke kū nei me ka papa hou o kēia makahiki o ka slasher fiends. A kulu kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i nā wahi āpau.

ʻO ia wale nō. ʻO kēlā me kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hōʻike ʻia he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli maoli. Leʻaleʻa lākou, mai hōʻino iā lākou iho me ka hoʻolālā he nui, a hāʻawi mai i ke koko. ʻAʻole paʻakikī nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Slasher a maikaʻi ke ʻike hou iā lākou.

I kēia makahiki ua ʻike mākou i kekahi icon ikona i hoʻi mai mai ka makahiki gula o ka wā slasher. Lawe hou ʻo Robert Englund i ka mīkina lima a lilo ʻo Freddy Krueger ma ka ʻO Goldbergs. ʻOiai he helehelena liʻiliʻi wale ia ma kahi sitcom, ua minoʻaka ka poʻe e ʻike i ka hoʻi ʻana mai o ka Spring Wood Slasher. ʻOiai ma ka hana ʻana i kēia ʻāpana, ua hōʻoia ʻo Englund ʻo ia nō hoʻokahi a ʻo Freddy Krueger wale nō.

Eia nō naʻe, he nui ke kamaʻilio i kēia manawa i waena o ka hale wili. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Robert Englund ua manaʻo ʻo ia e loaʻa hou ana iā ia kekahi Nuʻukia ma ke alanui Elm i loko ona.

Ke kūleʻa nei ʻo Englund i ke alanui Elm. Akā inā lākou e lawe i kahi leka mai Halloween a hoʻihoʻi iā Freddy i kona aʻa ʻino. Ma mua o ka hūpō Make ʻo Freddy mea. Hoʻoweliweli hou iā Freddy.

ʻAʻole wale kēlā, akā ua ʻōlelo ʻo Heather Langenkamp makemake ʻo ia e hoʻi no kekahi NOES kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. No laila kaʻu mau Nasties, e kau i kou mau manamana lima! E ʻike paha mākou iā Nancy e hakakā hou ana me Freddy!

ʻAʻole e haʻi ʻia aia kekahi kamaʻilio e hoʻihoʻi iā Jason ma ka pakuhi nui.

Ke nānā aku nei nā mea maikaʻi i nā mea aloha weliweli. Ua hoʻi kā mākou mau ikona a hoʻi mai a hāʻawi mai iā mākou i mea e pīhoihoi ai.

No laila e kaʻu Nasties aloha, he lā nui Halloween! Hoʻolauleʻa i ka lā nui me nā hoaaloha a me nā mea aloha, a mai poina e pio i nā kukui a nānā i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli maikaʻi ʻole.