Ke noʻonoʻo ʻoe i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, e noʻonoʻo paha i nā ʻano mele like ʻO Dracula, The Mummy, Frankenstein a i 'ole kekahi o nā papa' ē aʻe Universal. ʻOiai i kēia mau lā, e noʻonoʻo paha ʻoe i ka malihini or Moana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. A i ʻole kekahi mea i hana ʻia e Roger Corman i nā makahiki 70 a 80 paha. ʻO ka nui o nā flicks monster i kēia mau lā he hana hou ia i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahiko a i ʻole kūleʻa maoli a ʻano palupalu, ʻano ʻole a wiwo ʻole ... naʻaupō (ke nānā aku iā ʻoe Syfy). No laila i ka ʻuhane o ka wā Halloween, makemake wau e kaʻana aku iā ʻoe i kekahi o kaʻu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni monster punahele pono ʻole paha e ʻike ʻia.

Ka Mea (1983)
E nānā pono i ka pepa kiʻiʻoniʻoni no kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ... hoʻomanaʻo iā ʻoe i kekahi mea? ʻAe, ʻo John Carpenter's The Kiakahi ke Aloha! ʻO ka hua palapala, ka nānā nui o ka pelaha a me ka po, e heluhelu i ka tagline! Haʻalele ʻē, ʻo ke kahua o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahi kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi ma Idaho e hoʻolei nei i nā ʻōpala ʻino iā, hiki i kekahi ke manaʻo, e kanu i kaʻuala nui aʻe. ʻOiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole i ʻōlelo pololei ʻia no ke aha. Maliʻa paha he leʻaleʻa ka hoʻohaumia. Eia nō naʻe, hoʻopau ia i ka hoʻohuli ʻana i kahi keikikāne i mea ola ma mua o ka hāʻawi ʻana iā ia i nā mana nui weliweli. Kūleʻa ʻo ia i ka amok, ka luku ʻana i ka poʻe, ka ninini ʻana i kekahi ʻono momona ma ke ala, ʻoiai ka makai e ʻaʻahu ana i nā lole olonā a me nā jeans (ʻoiaʻiʻo, he aha ke kaona ʻaʻohe kapa komo o ka makai nui no kā lākou luna kānāwai?) Hui pū me ka meia e kū. ia! E nānā iā Batman lāua ʻo Robin ... e hele ana ʻoe i waho o duo-ed ikaika!
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Pō na holoholona (1982)
Kupanaha, he mea hou kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni o ke alakaʻi a Don Dohler kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻO ka ʻĀina Alien. Maʻalahi ka hoʻolālā; kau ka haole i kāna mokulele mokulele i ka honua, akā ua kū koke ia e nā rednecks e makemake ana e kī i ka mea a lākou e ʻike ʻole ai i ka maka. ʻAʻole loaʻa i kahi nightbeast kekahi o kēlā shit a hoʻomaka i ka pahū i nā mea āpau me kāna pū laser. ʻAʻole palekana nā wahine a me nā keiki, ʻoiai ʻo ia e puhi iā lākou i gehena kekahi. Akā, mai noʻonoʻo ʻo ka pū laser ʻo ia kāna mea kaua wale nō ... He viscous ʻo Nightbeast a haehae ʻo ia i ka ʻōpū o nā kānaka, waimaka nā lima i waho a ʻo ko lākou poʻo hoʻi. Ma kahi memo hope, ua haku ʻo JJ Abrams i ke mele no kēia flick, no laila ... e hoʻokū i kou manaʻo.
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ʻO ka Spawn Pepelu (1983)
He punahele punahele kēia naʻu. ʻO ka hana he hokey, ke koko a me ka gore ma waho o nā pakuhi a me nā hopena o nā mea ola. He meaʻai maikaʻi loa ia no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Pehea ka moʻolelo? ʻAʻole ʻoe e koho, no laila e haʻi aku wau iā ʻoe ... hāʻule kahi mokulele mokulele ma ka Honua (ua ʻike anei ʻoe he hoʻomākeʻaka wau?)! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻai kēia mau mea hoʻouka kaua i ka poʻe mua a lākou e alo ai a puʻuhonua i ka hale haʻahaʻa o kahi home kokoke, e hoʻomau nei i ka ʻai ʻana i kekahi a me nā mea e kokoke mai ana, e hoʻomaka ana me ka makuahine a me ka makuakāne o Charlie. Ke hakakā nei ʻo ia a me kahi hui o nā ʻōpio ʻē i nā haole me nā kani a me nā hana ʻē aʻe a holo maikaʻi ia o ka wili mai laila. ʻO ka mea ʻaihue maoli i ka hōʻike nā hopena kūikawā, e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma mua. Kupaianaha nā mea ola, keu hoʻi i ka wā e ʻai ana i ka maka o ka makuahine o Charlie. Palena hoʻohaʻahaʻa ʻia, no ka mea.
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Xtro (1983)
He mea paʻakikī kēia e wehewehe. ʻOi aku ʻoe e ʻike iā ʻoe iho, akā e ʻae ʻoe iaʻu e haʻi iki iā ʻoe. Ua kāʻili ʻia kahi makuakāne o kahi keikikāne e nā malihini i kekahi lā (hey, kahi hoʻololi o lākou i ka pae kū ʻana) a hoʻi mai ʻekolu mau makahiki ma hope mai, a pehea hoʻi mai ʻo ia ke kik ... ua hoʻouka ʻia kahi wahine e kahi malihini i ka ulu lāʻau a hānau ma hope ke kāne makua piha. ʻAʻole lākou e makaʻu i kēia hopena. ʻO ia kekahi o nā maʻi maʻi loa āu e ʻike ai a maikaʻi ia. ʻOiai i kēia manawa ua hoʻi ʻo ia, he mana mana kona a hāʻawi iā lākou i kāna keiki (a ma kahi ʻano ʻē) a ʻo kēia kahi e hoʻowahāwahā maoli ʻia ai ka moʻolelo. Aia iā ʻoe kāu kia nui o ka moʻolelo me ka makuakāne a me ke keiki, a laila ke keikikāne e hōʻino nei i nā mana, ʻoiai ke hoʻāʻo nei ka makuahine e hoʻopakele i kona pilina a laila makemake ke keiki i nā hua ʻē i loko o ka pahu fridge me ka peke ... ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo he aha ke hele nei ka heck, akā e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, pono maoli ʻoe e ʻike i kēia mea iā ʻoe iho.
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PaʻiʻApa (1988)
Inā aia kekahi mea e ʻōlelo ʻia e pili ana i nā makaʻi o ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā mea hoʻohui, PaʻiʻApa ʻo ia ka PSA nona. Me ka wehewehe ʻole pehea i lilo ai, ua ʻike ʻo Brian ʻōpio i kēia mea, i kapa ʻia ʻo Aylmer, i hoʻokahi lā a ma mua o ke kaniʻuhū ʻana a i ʻole ke kaniʻuhū ʻana e like me ka nui o nā mea ola, ua loea kēia i ka ʻōlelo a ua aʻo maikaʻi ʻia (a ʻo ia wale nō e leo ʻia e ka hiʻohiʻona kanaka. hoʻokipa ʻo John Zacherle). Ke hoʻopili ʻo Brian iā Aylmer ma kona ʻāʻī, ua injected ʻo ia me kahi wai polū a hele i kāna mau pōpō. Holo ʻo ia a ʻakaʻaka a ʻuwā e like me ka goofball goddamn, ʻoiai ʻo ʻAylmer e ʻai i ka lolo o ka mea i hōʻino ʻia. Hoʻomaka ʻo Brian e noʻonoʻo e hoʻohana ana ʻo Aylmer iā ia no nā kumu grotesque a hoʻāʻo e haʻalele i ka turkey anu turkey. ʻIke mākou āpau pehea e holo ai, no laila e nānā i kēia. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻōlelo he huakaʻi kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.
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Nā Humanoids Mai ka hohonu (1980)
ʻO ka hope e lele ʻo Roger Corman ma ka papa inoa! Ua hoʻi kēia kuhi i ka manaʻo kumu o kahi hoʻokolohua hoʻokolohua backfiring a hana i nā moʻo nui hiki ʻole iā mākou ke kaohi. Ua like kēia mau freaks me ka hapalua o ke kanaka a me ka iʻa hapalua ke hana lākou i ka luku ma kekahi kūlanakauhale mokupuni liʻiliʻi, i ka manawa kūpono no kā lākou kauwela kauwela a makemake ʻole ka meia e hoʻolaha i ka weliweli. ʻAe, kaʻana like ia i kahi kumuhana like i ā, akā hoʻokahi mea ā ʻaʻole holo e holo puni ʻana i ka wahine hoʻomake wahine a hāpai lākou! Ke holo nei kēia mau holoholona ma ka ʻāina e hoʻāʻo nei e hānau me nā lede ke ʻole lākou e haehae i ke kino o ka poʻe. ʻO nā humanoids iā lākou iho ke nānā aku he maikaʻi (hiki iā lākou ke nānā goofy) a hoʻonohonoho ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi lewa maikaʻi. Ua hana hou ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka makahiki 1996, akā ua like ia me RC Cola o nā hana hou. ʻAʻohe mea makemake iā ia.
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Slug (1988)
Mai ka luna hoʻokele o 'āpana hele mai kahi kiʻi pīpī, icky e pili ana i nā slugs killer. Oh a koho pehea lākou i lilo ai i mea pepehi kanaka? Inā ʻoe i ʻōlelo i nā ʻōpala ʻawahia, ʻā ... duh. He aha nā koho ʻē aʻe e loaʻa? A i loko o ka palapala ʻōnaehana maʻamau, hoʻomaka lākou e ʻai i kahi kauhale kuaʻāina liʻiliʻi, ʻoiai ke hoʻāʻo nei kahi limahana olakino e hoʻopakele iā lākou mai ka make me ke kōkua o kāna hoaaloha. He aha ka mea kaʻawale Slug mai nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e like me ia, ʻo ia ka gore. Aia ma luna o kahi kiʻekiʻe, hoʻomāʻewaʻewa hōʻino! ʻO ka hapalua o ka manawa, ʻaʻole au i ʻike inā ʻakaʻaka paha wau. ʻO ka ʻāpana maikaʻi loa ke ʻai ana ke kāne i ka sāleta a pā kona alo mai nā slug liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi! E hoʻowahāwahā ʻoe a ʻoliʻoli hoʻi i ka wā e ʻai ola ʻia a heleleʻi ana nā kānaka. Hoʻokahi no nā keiki.
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Humuhous (1982)
ʻAʻohe ala maʻalahi e hoʻomaka ai i kēia, no laila e luʻu pono i loko: Ua hoʻomake ʻia ka wahine ma ka pāʻina cocktail a ma hope ua hānau ʻia kahi keiki deformed, e ulu wale ana i kahi hale ma kahi mokupuni kaʻawale, e ʻai ana i nā mea i loaʻa iā ia. ʻĀ, ʻē, ʻē, ʻo ka mea wale nō i hāʻule kahi hui o nā ʻōpio i kā lākou moku ma ua mokupuni lā a make pakahi ʻia. ʻAʻole kēia ka ʻōniʻoniʻo nui loa i waho (a i ʻole ma kēia papa inoa), akā aia kekahi mea ʻokoʻa e pili ana. ʻAʻole ʻoe ʻike i ka moʻoʻaneʻane no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau a ke ʻike hope ʻoe, ua uhi ʻia ʻo ia i ka pouli, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike iā ia. Mālama maoli ia i kahi mea pohihihi a waiho i nā mea hou i kou manaʻo, kahi mea ʻoi aku ka weliweli.
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ʻIke wau he nui aku nā mea e nalo nei iaʻu, maopopo paha kekahi mau mea, akā ua loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manaʻo. ʻAʻole paha lākou e like me ke ʻano o kekahi o nā moʻo kahiko, akā paʻa lākou i kā lākou pono iho a hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ka leʻaleʻa. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻohui i kekahi i ka papa inoa, he aha kāu e kau ai ma aneʻi?