I ka pule aku nei, Nā Mele Hoʻoweliweli ʻAmelika he hale pepehi kanaka kāna ʻo Santa ma ke ʻano o Danny Trejo e hele nei i ka holly-jolly a me ka ape āpau ma kahi o nā panakalupa, nā mea hoʻohuli kaiaulu. ʻO kēia māhele o kēia pule, i poʻo inoa ʻia Baʻal hele i waho me ka piha ma 48 mau minuke holo satanic; ua like ia ʻO ke kaikamahine a Rosemary ma ka wikiwiki.

Baʻal kau ʻia ma luna o kahi ʻōpio makemake e hana i kekahi mea i mea e hāpai ai. Ma hope o ke aho o ka hoʻāʻo maikaʻi ʻole, ua hala nā koho a ka wahine, akā hoʻoholo e hoʻomau i ka hoʻāʻo ʻana inā ʻaʻole hiki. I ke ala i waho o ke keʻena momona, hāʻawi kahi mea hoʻokipa i ka wahine ʻōpio i kahi kiʻi liʻiliʻi me ka ʻole o nā hiʻohiʻona i ʻike ʻia. Ma hope o ka lawe ʻana i kēlā kiʻi i ka home, hāpai hāpai loa nā kāne.

I ka mua, maʻalahi ka makemake o ka wahine. ʻO Billie Lourde nui i ke kuleana o ka wahine ʻilihune ma waenakonu o ka holoʻokoʻa ʻO ke kaikamahine a Rosemary satanic fiasco. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hele ʻo Lourde mai ka makaʻu a me ka ʻono i ka hysterical a me ka kaohi ʻole e hoʻopau i ka arc.

ʻO Flash-i mua i 9 mau mahina ma hope a loaʻa i kahi kāne kahi pēpē hauʻoli-hauʻoli i loko o kāna moe. Eia nō naʻe, i hoʻokahi pō ʻoiai e nānā ana i ke keiki ma o ka pēpē pēpē, ʻike ʻo makuahine he daimonio weliweli ia e kū ana ma luna o kahi moe. He haʻalulu maoli nō ia. ʻO ka make up weliweli o ka daimonio i hui pū ʻia me ka weli o ka manawa ua hana maikaʻi ʻia. Mai aneʻi a lilo i ka ʻO ke kaikamahine a Rosemary hana piha ʻia ka blueprint. Eia nō naʻe, ʻo Ryan Murphy kēia a me Co. no laila, hiki iā ʻoe ke manaʻo i kahi mau mea i manaʻo ʻole ʻia ma laila. E like me ka maʻa mau o ka silliness i kūʻē i ka weliweli, ua aneane mau ka berena a me ka waiūpulu spooky. Manaʻo wau ʻo ia ke ʻano mai ka wā 2, e ʻoiaʻiʻo.

Nā Mele Hoʻoweliweli ʻAmelika me he mea lā he mau pilikia like nō ia mai kēlā me kēia kau. ʻAʻole maopopo ka lawa ʻole o ka manawa e kūpono i kekahi o nā hanana kekeʻe Murphy's 7 i 48 mau minuke o ka wā holo. ʻOi aku ka liʻiliʻi. Manaʻo wau ʻo Danny Trejo ka mea pepehi kanaka ʻo Santa i hana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi no ka mea ʻaʻohe mea e kipi ai. He slasher Kalikimaka pololei ʻo ia. ʻAʻole mālama nā ʻōkuhi squished overact iaʻu mai ka hoʻi ʻana i kēlā me kēia pule ma hope o ka pule e hoʻomau me ka moʻomeheu. Leʻaleʻa ia. Hoʻohui, aia mau kekahi mea e hoʻihoʻi iaʻu Nā Tale Mai Ka Crypt ʻike ʻia nā pō anthology ma HBO. Kūpono kēlā mau mea i ka haʻalele ʻana i kahi hua koina o ka nostalgia, e hana nei no ka ʻoluʻolu e hoʻomau wau me kēia pūʻulu.

ʻAʻole kēia ma aneʻi ʻaʻole ma laila akā, aia kahi manawa pōkole i kēia māhele e hōʻike ana i kahi lumi piha i nā TV execs āpau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kahi hōʻike i kapa ʻia ʻo "Gaslighters." ʻLelo lākou hiki iā lākou ke kau i kekahi ʻano bipi i nā ʻāpana o ke kaʻina a e hoʻi hou ana ka poʻe e nānā ana i nā mea ʻole ... 'Amelika ke haiia'ku Moʻolelo i kekahi ʻano. ʻO kēia moʻo "Gaslighters" holoʻokoʻa kahi wink nui loa i ka poʻe e hōʻike ana he pono iaʻu. Aia ia ma ka ihu, aia ma ka ihu nō hoʻi. Akā, digress au.

Baʻal leʻaleʻa akā wikiwiki loa i ka holo. Eia nō naʻe, ua ʻoluʻolu wau. Ua ʻike wau e pono wau e nānā i kēia me kahi nui o ke kala ʻana i ka manaʻo. He ʻano ʻōpala lākou a, ʻo ka hopena, manaʻo wau ʻo ia ka mea aʻu e aloha ai e pili ana iā lākou.

E like me, Nā Tale Mai Ka Crypt a Ka lā pōā aia kahi ʻōlelo koʻikoʻi momona nui e loaʻa i loko Baʻal. ʻAʻole kēia ka manawa maʻamau no Nā Mele Hoʻoweliweli ʻAmelika. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, kākaʻikahi kona. ʻO ka maʻamau, rula ka decadent i ka lā i kēia moʻo. No laila, hana ia i kahi hoʻololi maikaʻi e ʻike i nā assholes e loaʻa i kā lākou mau wao akua pono.

E kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā hopena make-up, e like me ka The N nakal List o ka pule i hala, ʻo kēia ka mea nui loa o ka luku. Ua lawa nā hopena nui i kahi kumu e ʻeli ai a kahe i nā mea āpau i kā lākou pono ponoʻī.

Nā moʻolelo weliweli ʻAmelika: Baʻal aia ma FX ma Hulu i kēia manawa me nā koena o ke kaʻina. Hoʻohui ʻia nā māhele hou i kēlā me kēia Pōʻahā.

Ke hoʻomau nei paha ʻoe me Nā Mele Hoʻoweliweli ʻAmelika? He aha kāu ʻāpana punahele a hiki i kēia manawa? E haʻi iā mākou i ka ʻāpana ʻōlelo.