ʻO ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni hou loa a Jordan Peele ke hele nei. Ua make mākou e ʻike i ka mea a ka mea kākau e hiki mai ana ma hope o nā mea hoʻopuka maikaʻi. Hele i waho a Us. ʻAe, ua loaʻa iā mākou kā mākou hoʻohenehene mua a ʻoiai ʻo ka nānā mua ʻana iā mākou e hele "huh?", ʻO ka lua a me ke kolu o ka nānā ʻana i hoʻomaopopo iā mākou e loaʻa ana iā mākou kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni malihini mai Peele i kēia manawa a puni.

No laila, hele mākou i kēlā me kēia kiʻi a lawe i kekahi o nā manawa WTF nui e kaʻana like me ʻoe.

E hoʻomaka kākou me kēia kiosk souvenir. ʻIke loa, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ka hale kūʻai, i ʻike nui ʻia no kāna rodeo a me nā mea lio, ua hoʻohui i kekahi mau ʻāpana cryptid hou. Loaʻa kēia mau kiʻi kiʻi liʻiliʻi liʻiliʻi. ʻO nā maka ʻeleʻele nui a me ka ʻōlelo hakahaka ua hauʻoli a noʻonoʻo - he plushie wale nō kēia! Inā ʻoe e nānā kokoke i kēlā pana like, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i ke kūʻai aku ʻana o ke kiosk i nā "Alien Viewers" ʻo kēia mau maka liʻiliʻi he mea hou ia e hoʻopili ai i ka holo ʻana o ke kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi me nā malihini. Inā he mea, hana lākou e like me nā makaaniani e hiki ke ālai i ka UV i hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā pololei i ka lewa me ka ʻole o ka pōʻino i kou mau maka. Hōʻike kēia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ke ʻike nei ke kūlanakauhale ʻai meaʻai liʻiliʻi i ka nui o nā mea ʻike.

Hōʻike kēia kiʻi liʻiliʻi i kahi kanaka i loaʻa i nā ʻeha weliweli. Kūlike lākou me nā wela loa. ʻO ka mea wale nō i ʻike ʻia e hiki ke lilo i ʻano ʻeha ʻē aʻe, ʻo ia ka mea i wehe ʻia nā lehelehe. Hiki paha i nā malihini ke loaʻa nā mea kaua e hana ai i nā kuni ahi? A i ʻole, ua haehae paha kekahi o kēia mau malihini i nā lehelehe o kēia wahine i kahi kokoke a pilikino?

He mea paʻakikī ke haʻi aku he aha kēia. He mea kolo loa. Ua hānau ʻia ka Honua? A i ʻole he ʻano malihini ʻē aʻe paha kēia a mākou e ʻike ai ma ka ʻaoʻao o ka hoʻolālā maʻamau i hōʻike ʻia ma luna?

He UFO pololei kēia e hele ana i ka pale. ʻIke mākou i ka neʻe ʻana o ka moku ma kēlā ʻaoʻao o ke kuahiwi mai ka ʻākau a i ka hema me ka wikiwiki. Inā he kānalua paha he kiʻiʻoniʻoni malihini kēia, hoʻopau loa kēia i kēlā manaʻo. Ma kēia kiʻi kiʻi hiki iā mākou ke ʻike i kahi keiki e kuʻi lima ana i ka lima i pulu i ke koko. He kanaka ka lima. No laila, he manawa kēia e hoʻolauleʻa ai i ka lawe ʻana o ke kanaka i kahi malihini. Ua uhi ʻia paha lākou i ke koko mai ka holo ʻana me kahi malihini? ʻAʻole ʻulaʻula a kanaka paha ke ʻano o ke koko. Eia nō naʻe, ma muli paha o nā censors. He mea maʻamau ka loaʻa ʻana o ke koko ʻulaʻula i ke koko ʻeleʻele a hina paha i loko o nā kaʻa kaʻa.ʻO kēia mea ʻoluʻolu loa. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike i kekahi o kā mākou mau mea me kā lākou kelepona e hoʻāʻo nei e kiʻi i nā kiʻi. Hiki iā mākou ke ʻike i ke poʻo o nā malihini e neʻe nei i ko mākou ʻano alakaʻi. ʻIke maopopo ka malihini iā ​​ia a ke neʻe nei iā ia. Hoʻokiʻoki ka trailer iā mākou i ka ʻike ʻana i ka neʻe ʻana o ka malihini i waho i ka piha piha.  He mea weliweli hoʻi kēia. E ʻike mākou i ka nui o ka moku o ka malihini. Ua ʻālohilohi ka lani i ka pō e hōʻike i ka hana nui. Ua loaʻa iaʻu nā vibes o ka Lā Kūʻokoʻa. Hiki mai kēia pana i ka wanaʻao a hōʻike i kekahi mau kukui mai ka hana a ka malihini ma kahi mamao. Kokoke loa ia i ka lepo a nui nā kukui i ho'ā. Me he mea lā he ʻike mua ia, akā ʻo wai ka mea ʻike ma hope loa o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.  ʻAe, ʻo ia wale nō ka mea a mākou i ʻike ai i hōʻike maoli i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻo Peele kēia Close Halawai kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻIke ʻia ʻo Peele e hoʻokahe i ka nui o nā manaʻo o Spielberg a puni. Ua aloha mua mākou i kēia kiola a me ka ʻeke kaona ʻai ʻē aʻe a Peele e hoʻolauna mai nei iā mākou. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke kali e ʻike i kēia.

Ua hala mākou i kekahi mea? Loaʻa i kekahi mau manaʻo? Makemake mākou e lohe iā lākou!