ʻAno ʻē ke noʻonoʻo ʻana i nā hiʻohiʻona make me he mea lā nani. Eia nō naʻe, inā ua nānā ʻoe i kekahi kau o ke kīwī Hannibal ʻike ʻoe i kā mākou manaʻo. Kū wale kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona e like me ka hana ʻia ʻana me ke akamai, inā he kiʻi pena ia, e manaʻo ʻia ia he mea hakuʻi. No laila, e hoʻomaka me kaʻu mau koho ʻana mai ka hōʻike kīwī Hannibal.

ʻO nā hiʻohiʻona make make nani loa mai a Hanibal

iHorror Mea kākau: Anthony Pernicka

Twitter: @iHorrorNews

iHorror Mea kākau:  Patti Butrico

Twitter: @Zombighoul

Ma mua o ka hele ʻana me kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma aneʻi, ua koho wau i kekahi mea mai kekahi o kaʻu hōʻike kīwī punahele i kū maoli i waho iaʻu a waiho i kahi manaʻo kaumaha. Manaʻo wau hiki iā mākou āpau ke ʻae i kēlā Dexter ʻo ia kekahi o nā hōʻike nui loa e aloha i ka paku liʻiliʻi. Ke ʻōlelo ʻia nei, nui maoli nā hiʻohiʻona hoʻomanaʻo ʻole mai ka moʻo.

Hoʻokahi naʻe…. Ua kū mai kekahi iaʻu me he grotesque loa a maikaʻi loa. Hōʻike ka Season 6 iā mākou i ka "Doomsday Killer". ʻAe, ʻaʻole ia ʻo IMO nā kau ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, akā he manaʻo maoli nō ia me kekahi o ka make ʻana o kēlā mau mea i hōʻino ʻia. ʻO ka ʻāpana "ʻĀnela o ka make" ma ka ʻāpana 4 i kū pono ke poʻo a me nā poʻohiwi ma luna o ke koena. ʻO ke kahua wale nō, o kēia kahu hānai ʻilihuna i hāpai ʻia i luna i kahi ala, kuʻi wale i kahi aʻa a pana nani ʻia e nā kāmera.

Ma hope o ka piko ʻana o ka piko o ka wahine lawelawe, e nānā i nā mea i loaʻa iā ia, he ʻike maka maoli nō ia. E pili ana i "nā hana hoʻoweliweli a me ka nani", manaʻo wau he kūpono kēia.

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 KAHOA GHOST

iHorror Mea kākau:  ʻO Michele Zwolinski

Twitter: @mczwolinski

Eia kekahi, ʻo ka papaʻaina ma hope o ka paʻi ʻana o ka uea, ʻoiai ke kūʻiwa nei ka poʻe, he weliweli loa ia. Noho mālie loa ke kahua i ka pahu ʻana o ka pahu paʻi kiʻi i ke kai o nā kiʻi make-ke ola, ke kali nei no ke hāʻule ʻana o nā kāmaʻa ʻē aʻe.

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 MALAMA

iHorror Mea kākau:  Waylon Ioredane

Twitter: @Waylonvox1

He kaʻa lola ʻo Carrie White i ka pō. Ua hele ʻo ia i ka prom me ke keikikāne ʻoki loa ma ke kula. Ua "koho ʻia" ʻo ia e ka mōʻī wahine e kona mau hoa papa, a ʻike wale ʻo ia i nā mea āpau ma hope o ka hulahula ʻana o ke keikikāne me ia ma ka prom. Ua hoʻolei lākou i ke koko iā ia, e hōʻino ana i kona lole a me kona pō. No laila, ua laka ʻo ia i ka hale hoʻoikaika kino me kāna mana telekinetic kik ass a hoʻomaka e pepehi i kēlā me kēia mea.

ʻO ka mea maʻamau, ke hoʻi ʻo ia i ka home mai ka prom, ʻimi ʻo ia i kahi ʻauʻau a maliʻaina paha i kahi hōʻoluʻolu makuahine. Paʻa ʻo Mama iā ia a hahau i kona lauoho a hoʻomaka i ka pule nona. A laila kuʻi ʻo mama iā ia ma hope me ka pahi kīhini nui maoli. ʻO ka mea e hiki mai ana ma hope o kekahi o nā hiʻohiʻona make maikaʻi loa i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Hāʻule ʻo Carrie i lalo ma ke alapiʻi a hele i mua ʻo Margaret iā ia, e manaʻo ana e pepehi i kāna kaikamahine i hoʻokahi manawa. Kāhea ʻo Carrie i kona ikaika a me kāna makana a hoʻomaka i ke kīloi ʻana i nā pahi a me nā mea ʻoi ʻē aʻe mai ka lumi kuke i kona makuahine. I ka mālamalama o ka ihoiho kukui, ua hou pinepine ʻia ʻo Margaret White a paʻa ʻia i ka paia i ke ʻano like me ke keʻa weliweli e noho ana i ka lumi i hoʻouna ʻia ʻo Carrie e pule i kona wā ʻino.

Simple, nani, pono a ʻaʻohe ʻo Margaret White. Pono e hana i kēia papa inoa.

 HOSTEL: MAHELE II

iHorror Mea kākau: ʻO James Jay Edwards

Twitter: @kekekekii

He kūlana maikaʻi ko nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Eli Roth's Hostel no ka piha ʻana o ka brow low-brow, torture-porn gore, akā ʻo ka luku ʻana iā Lorna mai Hostel: nani ʻoluʻolu ka ʻāpana II.

Ua hoʻokani akamai ʻo Lorna i ka pīhoihoi huhū a Heather Matarazzo (Dawn Weiner mai Welina mai i ka Hale Leka), hoʻowalewale ʻia, hoʻohana ʻia i ka lāʻau, a ʻaihue ʻia e like me ka hapa nui o nā mea i hōʻino ʻia i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Hostel, akā ke ala ʻo ia, ua kaulia i lalo a ʻōlohelohe, ua waha kona waha e muffle i kāna mau whimpers makaʻu.

Paheʻe ʻo ia, ke kau nei nō mai kona mau wāwae, i loko o kahi lumi nui a hiki i kona hoʻonohonoho ʻia ma luna o kahi bath bath i waenakonu. ʻEkolu mau kāne e hoʻomālamalama i nā ihoiho a puni ka lumi - me nā kukui uila acetylene, ʻaʻole i kūlike - a hiki i ka lumi ʻana o ka lumi i ke anuanu, e iho ana ka ipukukui. Hele kekahi wahine pohihihi, holehole i kona aahu e hōʻike i kona kino nude, a noho i loko o ka pahu ʻauʻau. Lālau ka wahine i ka scythe a ka mea ʻohi a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hoʻomāinoino iā Lorna, e wili mua ana i kona lauoho me ka pahi, a laila ʻānai loa i ka ʻili o kona kua, a hoʻohana hope i ka mea kaua e ʻoki i ka gag o ka waha o ke kaikamahine i hoʻomaha ʻia. Noi ʻo Lorna no ke aloha i ka wā e hoʻomaka ana ka wahine i loko o ka ipu wai e ʻokiʻoki iā ia, ke kahe nei ke koko o ke kaikamahine kōkua ʻole a uhi i kāna mea hoʻouka i kahi ua ʻulaʻula. Hoʻopau ka wahine iā Lorna ma ka ʻoki ʻana i kona ʻāʻī, ka ninini ʻana o kāna plasma i loko o ka pahu, a hoʻopiha loa i ke kino ʻōlohelohe o kāna mea pepehi kanaka. Hoʻopio ke kōkō ʻana o Lorna i nā ihoiho i ke kū ʻana o kēia hanana.

ʻO kahi hiʻohiʻona kahi hoʻohanohano iā Elizabeth Báthory, kahi wahine Hungary nāna i ʻōlelo e ʻauʻau i ke koko o nā puʻupaʻa i mea e mālama ai i kona wā ʻōpio. ʻO ka pepehi kanaka hoʻomāinoino a Lorna i mea e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma muli o ka mālama ʻana o Roth i kāna ʻano; Hōʻike ʻia ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he hangick-on home, kahi ʻīlio nalowale e pili pū me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i ka huakaʻi hope loa. E like me ka hoʻonāukiuki e like me ke ʻano o ke ʻano, ua koi kona hewa ʻole i nā mea hoʻolohe e minamina me ia, no laila ʻo kāna make ka hopena ʻoi aku ka pōʻino ma kahi pae naʻau.

ʻOiai ʻo ia wale nō ke ʻano ʻelima o ke ʻano o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻo ka make ʻana o Lorna ka mea hoʻomanaʻo nui loa ma Hostel: Part II, a i loko paha o ka franchise holoʻokoʻa.

 KA HAMU O NA HIPA

iHorror Mea kākau: Shaun Cordingley

Twitter: @ʻO Shauncord

ʻOiai mākou i hoʻoulu ʻia e ka hana kamepiula kamahaʻo a me ka hana ma luna o NBC's Hannibal no kēia papa inoa, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke nānā i ka nani loa o ka pepehi kanaka ʻana o Hannibal Lecter i nā kiaʻi ʻelua i kāna wahi paʻa ma Memphis, Tennessee i ka The Silence of the Lambs (1991) .

Hoʻomaopopo ʻia e Glen Gould's “Aria”, ua hoʻomaka ʻo Lecter e hoʻokuʻu iā ia iho mai kona mau kūpeʻe lima lima lima lima ʻana a hana ʻino i nā kiaʻi ʻelua. ʻO ka pili loa o ke kāmela (ʻaʻole e hoʻoneʻe iā ia iho mai ka pūnaewele e hāʻawi i kahi mamao o ka poʻe pepeiao); nā lōʻihi lōʻihi, lurid, keu hoʻi ke lawe ʻia mākou i ka maka o Sergeant Boyle ʻoiai ke kuʻi ʻia me ka ʻōpeʻapeʻa; ka hoʻohana ʻana o kahi kani kani kaumaha, hoʻokani hihi i kahi crescendo. A laila e hoʻi hou ana i loko o "Aria" ke nānā aku nei ka pahu paʻi kiʻi i kā Kauka Lecter hana, e ʻae ana iā ia e haʻalele i kāna pūnaewele i kāna wikiwiki ponoʻī, a no mākou e noho pū me ia i kahi manawa haʻalulu a nani hoʻi. Hana like ia āpau e hana i kahi pālua o ka pepehi kanaka.

ʻO kēia hiʻohiʻona, noʻu, e pili ana i ka poetic e like me ka luku ʻana i kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli hiki ke lilo, a he mea liʻiliʻi loa ka hāʻawi ʻia ʻana o Silence i kiʻi maikaʻi loa ma nā makana Academy (ʻo ia wale nō ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni "weliweli" e lanakila, ʻoiai he kekahi mau manaʻo ma The English Patient…).

A mai poina iā mākou, ka cherry 'bunting angel' ma luna o ke kahua holoʻokoʻa.

ʻO MORTIS RIGOR

ʻO ka hoʻomaka mua loa a Juno Mak ʻo Rigor Mortis (2013), kahi hoʻomana pouli a me ka moemoeā i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Hong Kong 'Hopping Vampire' (heluhelu: Mr. Vampire (1985)) ʻaʻohe mea inā ʻaʻole nani. Na Ng Kai Ming i paʻi ʻia a hoʻoponopono ʻia e David Richardson, ʻo Rigor Mortis kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli kahi mai nā minuke hoʻomaka, a hiki i nā hiʻohiʻona make hope loa, e hāʻule hou ana kou āe i hoʻokahi manawa mai ka nani o ka nani o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Eia nā laʻana ʻelua o ka nani i loaʻa ma Rigor Mortis:

Makemake wau e haʻi hou aku iā ʻoe e pili ana i nā mea e hana nei ma aneʻi, akā ʻaʻole wau makemake e hāʻawi i kekahi mea (koe ka hoʻohiki ʻana iā ʻoe ke luku nei kēia mau kiʻi i nā hiʻohiʻona, e hōʻoia i ke kūpono o kā mākou kiʻiʻoniʻoni. hiki ke kāhāhā iā ʻoe e kūleʻa ana. Akā ʻo ka hopena o luna a me nā hopena ʻuhane (ʻae, ʻelua mau ʻuhane ma luna o ke kāne kuni) ʻo ka mea wale nō e lana ka manaʻo e lawa i kou hoihoi i ka ʻike ʻana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Loaʻa ʻo Plus Rigor Mortis, i kēia manawa, ma Netflix, no laila ke holo nei ʻoe i waho o nā kumu e nānā ʻole ai.

Kōkua ʻia e kahi mea kupaianaha o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Hong Kong, e like me Chin Siu Ho e pāʻani nei iā ia iho, ʻo Rigor Mortis kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, mai kahi ʻano cinematography, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke paipai nui. ʻOiai paha e hoʻohoka ʻia ka manawa lōʻihi o ka 'hopping vampires' i ka nele o ka hoʻomākeʻaka, a i ʻole ka kung fu ʻoi loa, maikaʻi loa ʻo Rigor Mortis i kāna 'drab, ka lewa hiamoe e hoʻolei kūlohelohe ... a inā ʻo kēia ʻo kāu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 'hopping vampire' mua, huikau paha ʻoe, no ka mea ʻaʻohe Draculas ma aneʻi. Akā hele wale no ka holo: he waiwai loa ia.

 NĀ KUMU INGLOURIOUS

iHorror Mea kākau: ʻO Chris Crum

Twitter: @MaKuaAbuse

ʻO kaʻu koho ʻaʻole naʻe ia mai kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli, ʻoiai pili ia i ka hana hoʻomāinoino nui loa a ke kanaka i hana ai. Pākela Basterds Inglourious ʻo ia kekahi o nā hana maikaʻi a Quentin Tarantino, a ʻo ke kahua a Shosanna lāua ʻo Fredrick Zoller e kī pū ai kekahi i kekahi, he nani nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maʻemaʻe me kahi helu e lawelawe wale ana ia iā ia.

Me he mea lā ʻaʻole ia he nani o ka make make nāna iho, ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻomaka ai e waiho i ka mea holoʻokoʻa ma ka pakuhi. ʻIke ʻia ia ʻo Revenge of the Giant Face. E ʻike mākou i ke kiʻi nani loa o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau - malia paha o kā Tarantino ʻoihana holoʻokoʻa, kahi e hōʻike ai ka alo titular i kahi hale keaka piha i nā kūlana Nazis o ka hoʻopaʻi - e kokoke ana lākou i ko lākou make ʻana e nā lima o kahi Iudaio. . Ke hoʻomau nei kēia i ka puhi ʻana o ka pale ke ʻike nei mākou i kona helehelena ʻakaʻaka, a ʻike ʻia i loko o kahi uahi haehae weliweli. Kupanaha wale ia.

 LOA

iHorror Mea kākau: Dan Dow

ʻIke ʻia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Saw no kā lākou kuhikuhi gritty a ma luna o nā papa pepehi kanaka kiʻekiʻe. No laila ʻo nā huaʻōlelo e like me “visually ofo” a me “nani” ʻaʻole paha nā huaʻōlelo mua i hiki mai i ka noʻonoʻo ke noi ʻia e wehewehe i ka franchise. Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi nani i loko o kēlā ʻano kolohe.

ʻ speakinglelo kikoʻī, Saw 3's Angel of Death trap. Hiki paha ke wehewehe ʻia kēia ma ke ʻano he ʻano pīhoihoi loa i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua haʻalele ʻo Kerry i ka make ma mua o kāna ʻāpana nani o ka poʻe e ʻūlū nei i ko lākou mau noho, ʻo wau pū kekahi. ʻO ke kukui pōuliuli, ʻōniʻoniʻo, ka paʻa mau o nā kihi pahupaʻiwikiō, a me ka hana kupanaha ʻākau i lalo, i hana ʻia ai kēia hiʻohiʻona.

ʻAʻole e hōʻike i ke ʻano o ka hoʻoponopono poetic i hele mai me nā ʻōlelo hope a John.

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KA WAHINE

iHorror Mea kākau: ʻO John Squires

Twitter: @FreddyInSpace

I kekahi manawa, nani nā maka mai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. ʻO nā manawa ʻē aʻe, nani nā manawa ʻaʻole pono ma muli o nā ʻike kiʻi, akā ma muli o ka mea a kēlā mau hiʻohiʻona e hōʻike nei. ʻO kaʻu koho no kēia papa inoa e hāʻule iki aʻe i ka mahele hope.

Hoʻokuʻu ʻia i ka makahiki 2011, ʻO Lucky McKee's Ka Wahine ʻO ia ka moʻolelo o kahi wahine hānai i kāʻili ʻia e kahi kāne ʻohana maoli ʻo Chris Cleek, i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ka hale keʻena i kona waiwai a hoʻomāinoino loa ʻia. ʻO kā Cleek mikiona e hoʻokalakiko maoli i ka wahine, a i kona manaʻo ponoʻī ke kamaʻāina wale nei ʻo ia i kahi holoholona hihiu.

Hoʻoweliweli loa ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a ke nānā ʻia e ka mea hewa, hiki ke wehewehe maʻalahi ʻia ma ke ʻano he misogynistic. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, nui ka poʻe loiloi i hoʻopiʻi iā ia ʻo ia wale nō, ʻoiai ke hana nei pēlā e nalo nei i ka kiko holoʻokoʻa o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ma mua o ka misogynistic, hana mana maoli kā McKee masterpiece, ka wahine titular e hōʻike ana i nā manawa pinepine i kaohi ʻia e nā wahine āpau i loko o lākou.

ʻO ka manawa mana nui i Ka Wahine kokoke i ka hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ke hoʻokuʻu ʻia ke ʻano o Pollyanna McIntosh mai kāna mau kaohi. Hāpai ʻo ia i kahi lau lawnmower, kahi mea i ʻike pinepine ʻia ma ke ʻano he kanaka wale nō e ʻike i ka mea e hana ai, a hoʻomaka e hack i ke keiki ʻino a Cleek me ia. Hoʻopili ʻo ia i ka puʻuwai o Chris a nahu mai iā ia.

Me ka ʻole o kahi huaʻōlelo i ʻōlelo ʻia, ʻo ka helehelena o ka wahine i kona wā e ʻai ai i ka puʻuwai o Cleek, i ʻōlelo ai nā mea āpau; He koa ikaika wau, a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke luku mai iaʻu. Kupanaha? Ae. Hoʻopilikia? ʻOiaʻiʻo. Hoʻolaha? Pili ʻoe i kāu hoki.

I ke ʻano kahi e hōʻike pinepine ʻia ai nā wahine e like me nā mea i pale ʻole i ka pale ʻana. Ka WahineʻAʻole nani ka hopena o ka nani - kahi uē kaua cinematic e hoʻomanaʻo iā mākou he holoholona ikaika mākou, a ʻaʻohe mea e hiki ke hoʻokala iā mākou a hoʻohana paha iā mākou i nā ala a mākou e makemake ʻole ai e hoʻohana.

Maikaʻi mau i ka hoʻomanaʻo ʻana i kēlā, a Ka Wahine hana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe i ka moʻolelo o ka weliweli. A he mea nani kēlā.