Ma aneʻi mākou. ʻO kekahi makahiki e hiki mai ana i ka hopena, a me ka shit hemolele .. He aha ka makahiki no ka ʻano weliweli! I kekahi manawa i hala aku nei, i ka manawa maʻamau ke kiʻi ʻia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i DVD a i ʻole ʻo Netflix, maikaʻi loa ke ʻōlelo ʻana e lilo ana ia i mau assfuck. ʻOiai aia kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni paʻa i hāʻawi ʻia i ka hana keaka. Pono wau e ʻōlelo ʻo VOD a me Netflix ua hoʻokani loa i kahi hoʻokuʻu keaka weliweli i kēia makahiki. I koʻu manaʻo no ke aha: ʻO ka hapa nui o nā hoʻokuʻu kiʻi keaka i kahi ʻano iā lākou. E hōʻoia i kekahi ʻano waiwai no ka mea hāʻawi. ʻO ka hapa nui o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, me he mea lā ke ʻano like ke ʻano o ka mahele like. I ka makaʻu o ke kani e like me ka Horror Snob, manaʻo wale wau e like me nā mea aloha maoli o ka ʻano, pono iki. A ʻike mākou loaʻa kūpono ia ma kā mākou ʻoluʻolu ponoʻī ma ka home. Ua loaʻa iā mākou nā makana he nui loa i loaʻa iā mākou ʻo ka hanu o ka ea hou. Naʻu nō. No laila eia kaʻu papa inoa o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ʻelima kiʻekiʻe loa o 2014 i kahi ʻano kikoʻī ʻole.

 

 

1. ʻO Babadook

 

ʻO ka babadook ka hōʻoia ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻokolokolo i kahi puke e ia e ia uhi. ʻO Mr. Babadook, kahi pāpale poʻohiwi, wāwae wāwae, aahu ʻeleʻele ʻo ia ka hōkū o kahi moʻolelo pīhoihoi keiki a kūpono ʻole e kū ana i hoʻokahi pō ma ka waihona puke o kahi keikikāne. Kupaianaha nā kiʻi i ka wā e hiki mai ana i oʻu nei e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. Hoʻonani i ka pā o ka hina o ka puke a me nā ʻeleʻele a laila hoʻohui i ka pā o ke koko polū a me ka ʻulaʻula. Kupanaha loa. Kiʻi nui ʻia a hana maʻalahi ʻia hoʻi, ʻo Babadook ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o ka nui o nā flicks makaʻu i hoʻoweliweli ʻia, ʻo Annabelle lāua ʻo Ouija. Ua puhi iaʻu mai ka wai. A ʻo kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua i ka manawa lōʻihi i hoʻōho iaʻu. Ummm ʻae ʻaʻole wau i makemake e hiamoe i kēlā pō. Paipai nui wau inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike. Hāʻawi mai ʻo Babadook iaʻu i ka nui i makemake ʻia e hoʻoweliweli i nā mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli.

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2. Haʻawina Paranormal: Nā Paka Maka

 

ʻIke wau e loaʻa paha iaʻu kahi nui o kēia. Akā, e hoʻomaka wau i ka ʻōlelo ʻana, ʻAʻole wau he pā nui ʻo PA. ʻO Frankly ua manaʻo wau he maikaʻi ka mea mua a ʻo ke koena he ʻōpala. Ke hoʻohana nei i ka hoʻolālā kuhi like ma mua a ma mua. Ua hele au i loko o The Marked Ones me ka manaʻo ʻole i ka nui akā ua pūʻiwa wau i ka wā i pau ai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Maikaʻi maoli nō ?! ʻO nā mea i kākau ʻia ma mua o ka PA i ka nānā ʻana i ka pilina ma waena o nā lālā o ka ʻohana a i ʻole nā ​​kāne a me nā puʻupuʻu puʻupuʻu huhū i hoʻonoho maʻalahi ʻia i kēlā me kēia lumi. Lawe nā Marked Ones i kahi ala kūikawā e waiho ana i ka ʻohana ma hope a waiho i ka pilina ma waena o nā hoaaloha ma mua. Hoʻokumu ka loli i kahi loli nui i ke kani no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻohui i kahi mea hou i ia. Loaʻa iā ia kekahi o nā kūkulu climactic maikaʻi loa a me ka hopena weliweli o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua. ʻAe .. Ua maopopo iaʻu hiki i kēia moʻo ke ʻokoʻa loa i ke kaiāulu weliweli. Inā ʻoe i hoʻowahāwahā i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni PA mua, a laila ʻaʻohe mea i hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo e hōʻoiaʻiʻo iā ʻoe e makemake e ʻike i kēia. Eia nō naʻe, inā he aloha ʻoe i ka moʻo mai ka hoʻomaka a laila ʻaʻohe oʻu pilikia i ka ʻōlelo ʻana ʻo kēia ke komo maikaʻi loa i nā hopena.

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niho a

 

ʻO Tusk ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni 11 a Kevin Smith. A i koʻu manaʻo i kāna hohonu loa e like me kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni e lawe iā ʻoe mai kekahi mau hoʻomākeʻaka hysterical i kekahi weliweli maoli ke hele hohonu mākou i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. I kēia manawa, pahu ʻia kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma ka pahu pahu. Ua loaʻa he mau loiloi huikau mai nā mea nānā a me nā loiloi like. ʻIke maoli wau me he mea lā he hanu maoli ʻo Tusk o ke ea hou ma ke ʻano he peʻahi weliweli. Mālamalama, edgy, a me HOU. Ua komo ʻo Kevin Smith i loko o ka hohonu o ka luʻuluʻu kanaka. He unnerving iki ka nānā ʻana i nā manawa. Akā ma ke ʻano nui ua hauʻoli wau iā ia. ʻO Tusk e pili ana i kahi psychotic recluse e hoʻohuli i kahi kāne i walrus. ʻIke ʻoe i kēlā walrus i hana ʻia e ke kanaka i loko o nā mea a pau o kona hanohano, a hoʻohoka ʻole ia.

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Virus V / H / S

 

Hoʻi no kāna hoʻoiho ʻekolu, hāʻawi ʻo VHS Viral i nā hiʻohiʻona hiʻona a mālama i kāna mea ʻike ke koho nei i ka mea aʻe. He mea aloha nui wau i nā mea mua ʻelua, no laila ua hele wau i ke kolu e manaʻo nei i ka mālama ʻana i ka suspense a me ka gore. ʻIke wau i nā mea ʻekolu a pau, ʻo VHS 2 kaʻu punahele i kēia moʻo, akā hiki iaʻu ke hōʻoia, hāʻawi ʻo Viral i nā waiwai i nā mea hoʻoweliweli. Ua like ke kumu me nā moʻolelo pōkole ʻekolu me kahi wili. Hoaʻo ʻo Viral e hoʻohui a wehewehe i ka manaʻo ma hope o nā leki a pau a no ke kumu e hana ʻia ai nā mea weliweli. Me kahi hui eclectic o nā mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hoʻi hou no ʻekolu mau moʻolelo pōkole, e like me ka punahele hoʻomana Nacho Vigalondo, hui pū lākou āpau a lawa e hana i kahi huahana hope loa e pono ai e paipai.

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ʻO ka lawe ʻana iā Deborah Logan

 

Hiki iaʻu ke haʻi ʻoiaʻiʻo iā ʻoe ʻaʻole wau i ʻike e pili ana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hele nei i loko. Ok, luahine me Alzheimers. Kaumaha. Oh ke levitating ʻo ia i kēia manawa. Ummm. Ok, i kēīa manawa he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Hānau ʻia. Ua ʻaneʻane lilo wau i ka hoihoi i ka wā i hoʻomaka ai e lawe i kekahi mau wili a huli i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ʻole. ʻO nā ʻāpana o "The Taking of Deborah Logan" e hoʻomanaʻo iki nei no ka "The Ring" a me ka "Paranormal Activity," akā ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia ma nā ʻōlelo kākau, hana a me ka moʻolelo kū hoʻokahi. E like me ka pīhoihoi maikaʻi, hoʻomaka ke kulu liʻiliʻi e hōʻike i nā mea ʻaʻole paha e like me ka mea i ʻike ʻia. A hāʻawi maikaʻi lākou i kēlā ʻaoʻao. ʻO ia kahi mea pūʻiwa nui iaʻu ma 2014 a paipai nui wau i ke kani ʻana i Netflix no kēia mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ke kiʻi nei i kāu kope ponoʻī no nā waihona DVD i kou home.

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Aia iā ʻoe ia. E hāʻawi, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i kēlā me kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i hoʻokuʻu ʻia i kēia makahiki, akā eia kaʻu mau mea ʻelima kiʻekiʻe e pili ana i ka mea aʻu i ʻike ai. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻae a hōʻole paha. He manaʻo like ʻole kā mākou āpau no laila e hoʻolohe ʻoe i kāu. He aha kekahi o kāu punahele?