Hoʻokipa ʻia nā paila a me nā Ghouls! Ahhh .. ʻO nā lā o kēlā nostalgic animatronic horror host me he mea lā i nehinei. I ka piha ʻana o koʻu mau makahiki he ʻewalu, hoʻomanaʻo wau i ke kīkē ʻana i koʻu keʻena ma mua o koʻu wā moe, ma hope o ka hale ʻuhane pīhoihoi e like me nā mele i hoʻopilikia ʻia i nā ala hele i loko o ka lumi Ua ʻike wau i koʻu mau mākua e nānā nei i kahi papahana me kēia puʻuwai liʻiliʻi e uhaʻi nei i nā Hellion e kī ana i nā puns ʻākau a hema. Ua lou koke wau.

 

ʻO ka moʻo moʻolelo anthology weliweli kahi hōʻike maoli i makemake nā kānaka āpau i kahi moʻolelo weliweli maikaʻi. Me ka huina o 93 mau māhele, ua holo ka moʻo mai ka 1989 a i ka 1996 ma ka HBO, e pili ana i nā kau hanohano ʻehiku i piha me nā gore, zombies, voodoo, vampires a me ka uhi uhi ʻana i kēlā me kēia hewa ʻehiku i make. Ma muli o ka holo ʻana ma ke kaula uila mua loa, ʻaʻole paʻa ka hōʻike. Ua ʻae ʻo HBO i kēia moʻo e komo i loko ka hana ʻino a me nā ʻike ʻē aʻe i hōʻike ʻole ʻia i ka nui o nā kīwī kīwī a hiki i kēlā manawa. ʻO kēlā ʻōlohelohe a me nā pōpoki F-mau ʻaʻole ia he mea āu e ʻike maopopo ai ma ʻAbcbc. Ma ka hōʻike, ʻike ʻoe i nā helehelena i kamaʻāina kaulana, me he mea lā, ʻaʻole ʻoe i hana a hiki i kou wā e ʻike ʻia ai ma kahi Tales From The Crypt. E like me Brad Pitt, Tom Hanks, Tim Curry, Demi Moore, Bill Paxton a me nā mea hou aku. No nā pule he 2 i hala iho nei, ua hāʻawi ʻoluʻolu wau i koʻu manawa e kipa hou aku ai i nā kau ʻehiku o kēia waiwai aupuni i hoʻokumu ʻia ma luna o ka 1950's EC Comics. ʻAe wau e ʻae, ʻo kēia maoli nō kekahi o nā hana paʻakikī aʻu i hana ai a hiki i ka ʻumi mau mea kiʻekiʻe. Me nā ʻāpana nui āpau a kēia moʻo e hāʻawi ai, pehea ka pō e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke hoʻoliʻiliʻi iā ia he ʻumi wale nō ?! ʻĀ, me ka noʻonoʻo nui, ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa, a me ka pia ʻo Stella ... ua hiki iaʻu ke hoʻoliʻiliʻi iā ia i ka mea aʻu i manaʻo ai ʻo nā ʻāpana nui i hāʻawi ʻia iā mākou e kēia moʻo E aʻo ʻia kēia e pili ana i koʻu manaʻo e ulu nei me ka hōʻike, a ʻoluʻolu kekahi a me nā mea āpau e hāʻawi iaʻu i kāu mau keneta ʻelua ma ke kumuhana. Ma ke ʻano he bonus i hoʻohui ʻia no ʻoe nā poʻo weliweli, ua hoʻokomo wau i kēlā me kēia ʻāpana lōʻihi piha me kēia papa inoa. E hoʻopaʻa i kāu mau kīʻaha drool, a hoʻomākaukau i kāu mau ʻeke luaʻi! Eia lākou!

 

10. Ke Ala Hou

Makahiki 4 Episode 7

ʻO kēia ʻāpana e hōʻike iā David Warner ma ke ʻano he lekiō hanohano a ʻo Zelda Rubinstein kupaianaha loa ma ke ʻano he makuahine hopohopo maʻalahi kekahi o nā macabre nui o nā ʻāpana āpau. Ua haʻi ʻia iā Kauka Alan Getz aia ia i ka makaʻu o ka lilo o kāna hōʻike ma muli o nā helu maikaʻi ʻole. I ke kono e hoʻoponopono i ka pilikia ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e kipa i ka home o ka mea hea pinepine, ʻo Nora. ʻO kahi wahine i loaʻa mau ka pilikia me kāna kaikamahine hana maikaʻi ʻole ʻo Felicity. Loaʻa iā Getz nā mea hou aʻe ma mua o kāna mea i kūʻai ai no ka mea ke ʻike lohi nei ʻo ia i kā Felicity mau hoʻolālā ponoʻī no ke kauka a me kāna poʻe limahana.

 

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9. Ke kuapo

Makahiki 2 Episode 2

 

Ma kēia māhele, alakaʻi ʻia e Arnold Schwarzenegger, (ʻae ʻae) e hana kekahi mea ʻelemakule waiwai na William Hickey e kāʻili i ke kaikamahine o kāna mau moemoeā. Auē, ʻo ke kaikamahine āna e makemake ai no ka ʻōpio o ia ma mua o kona, a he ʻoi loa ka picky bitch. No laila ua kipa aku ʻo ia i kahi ʻepekema huhū nāna i koi ua hiki iā ia ke hana iā ia e like me kahi Adonis o nā makahiki me ke kōkua o kahi ʻōpio e makemake e mōhai i kona kino no ke kālā. ʻAʻohe mea hao wale ma aneʻi, akā ʻo ka hopena o kēia kaʻao ua ʻāpiki loa ʻia. ʻOi aku paha ka huhū ʻia i manaʻo wau he hilarious ia.

 

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8. Ka poʻe e noho ana ma nā Lohe keleawe

Makahiki 5 Episode 5

 

ʻO Starring Bill Paxton lāua ʻo Brad Dourif, he moʻolelo kēia na nā kaikunāne ʻelua. ʻO Virgil ka mea i hoʻopiʻi ʻia i ka noʻonoʻo, e hana i kekahi mea no kāna felon felon kaikuaʻana o kahi kaikaina ʻo Billy. Ua hele mai ʻo Billy me kahi hoʻolālā no ka hoʻopaʻi kūʻē i ke kāne nāna i waiho iā ia i loko o ka hale paʻahao. Eia nō naʻe, hele hewa nā hoʻolālā a koi ʻia nā mea ʻelua e hana i nā ana loa me ke ʻano pīhoihoi i ka hopena. Maliʻa iki paha wau, akā aloha nui wau i nā mea āpau a Brad Dourif i pili ai. Hoʻohaʻahaʻa hewa ʻia kāna mau hana hana.

 

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7. Abra- Mea kālepa

Makahiki 3 Episode 4

 

ʻO Beau Bridges ʻo Martin- he kaukipō nui ma mua. ʻO ka manaʻo ma mua o kona kaikaina ʻo Carl, i hoʻokani ʻia e Tony Goldwyn, hoʻokani i kahi mea hoʻomākeʻaka kokoke i ka make i ke kāne e uku ana iā ia i kāna ʻoihana a me ka hoʻohana ʻana o kāna mau kauka. I kēia manawa, kūlou ke poʻi i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka pā, pāʻani ʻo Martin i kāna hoʻomākeʻaka ponoʻī ma luna o Carl a hoʻopau i nā hopena weliweli. ʻO kekahi o nā hanana WTF e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe a iho i lalo nā lima i kekahi o nā kaʻina psychologically scarring.

 

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6. ʻO ka vampire hōʻeuʻeu

Makahiki 3 Episode 7

 

Aloha ʻoe i ka moʻolelo o Mr. Longtooth: ka vampire me ka lunamanaʻo e hana i ka hana ma ke ʻano he kiaʻi pō ma kahi waihona koko. ʻO ka hana kūpono no ka daimonio pō hiki ʻole ke lawe iā ia iho e pepehi i kekahi kanaka, no laila hoʻopihapiha ʻo ia i kāna mau pono me ke koko mai ka waihona koko. Eia nō naʻe nā pilikia, ke hoʻoweliweli kāna luna poʻo dick e hoʻopau i ka ʻoihana ma muli o ke kahe o ke koko haʻahaʻa- mahalo i kā mākou hoaloha vampire hilahila. No laila ʻo Longtooth, ka mea i hoʻokani ʻia e Malcolm McDowell kupaianaha, ua koi ʻia e hoʻihoʻi i ka panakō me ka scum o ke kahe o ke kaona o ke kūlanakauhale i lana ka manaʻo e hoʻopakele i nā hana o kāna mau hoa hana a me kāna aloha huna. ʻO nā pepehi kanaka a like me ka vampire, akā, hoʻohau i ka pepehi kanaka vampire, ʻo Rupert Von Helsing (Michael Berryman) a ke holo nei ka ʻimi. He tīhi piha kēia - a aloha wau i kēlā me kēia kekona.

 

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5. Ka make ana o kekahi mea kuai

Makahiki 5 Episode 1 

ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, inā ʻaʻole no Tim Curry, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā ua hana kēia ʻāpana. ʻO ia ke ʻano mana o kēia kanaka ma luna oʻu. A ʻaʻole mākou e kiʻi i hoʻokahi ʻano Curry wale nō, akā ʻekolu. ʻO wau e, ʻoiaʻiʻo pehea e hiki ʻole ai iaʻu? Eia nō naʻe, ʻo ia ka moʻolelo o kahi mea kūʻai aku hoʻohui e hoʻokani ʻia e Ed Begley Jr. e kūʻai aku nei i nā pā ilina kupapaʻu i ka naive. Ke hālāwai ʻo ia me ka ʻohana Brackett akā naʻe, ua kikeke ʻo ia ma ka puka hewa. ʻO ka "ʻohana" kahi ʻano Texas Chainsaw i manaʻo ʻia iā lākou, e kūʻai aku nei i ka psycho factor ... a i ʻole ʻo Tim Curry wale nō. Ma kēlā a me kēia ala, hana ia naʻu! ʻO Bonus kahi bonus mai ka nani loa ʻo Yvonne De Carlo, ka mea āu e ʻike ai ʻo Lily Munster.

 

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4. ʻO ka Undertaking Parlor

Makahiki 3 Episode 9

 

 

ʻO kēia māhele wale nō kahi e lanakila ai nā keiki i nā kuleana koʻikoʻi; a hana nui lākou i ka hana. ʻO ka hopena ʻo ia o nā keikikāne aloha ʻehā e weliweli i haki i loko o ka hale make ma ke ʻano he prank, akā wehe i kahi mea ʻoi aku ka hewa. ʻO ka mea hana o ke kaona a me kahi kanaka pohihihi e hui pū nei, e luku ana i ka poʻe waiwai o ke kaona e loaʻa kālā mai nā hoʻolewa. Ke hoʻoholo nā keikikāne e kui i nā keiki hoʻomake pepehi kanaka, paʻi ka shit i ka peahi a hoʻopau paha lākou i ke kau ʻana i ka hale hoʻolewa iā lākou iho. ʻO ka mea ʻaihue (kahi hana kupanaha a John Glover) e hoʻokūpī iā ʻoe ke hana ʻo ia i nā hana unorthodox i ka poʻe make. ʻO ka ʻai ʻana o ka pizza ma luna pono o kahi kino make me ka umauma ʻoki hāmama ʻia iaʻu i kēlā me kēia manawa.

 

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3. E ʻeli i kēlā pōpoki ... Ua hala ʻo ia

Makahiki 1 Episode 3

ʻO kahi mea ʻona i kapa ʻia ʻo Ulric (Joe Pantoliano) loaʻa kahi manawa i ka hōkū ke kū mai kahi kauka nutty me ka manaʻo wili o "Nine Lives". Hoʻokomo ka doc crazed i kahi hui o nā hunaola mai kahi pōpoki a hiki iā Ulric ke make ʻeiwa mau manawa. Hoʻohui ʻo Ulric i ka mea nona kahi hōʻike ʻaoʻao, ʻo Barker, a me kāna haku wahine ʻo Coralee, hana lākou i kahi hōʻike kūleʻa kahi i make ai ʻo Ulric i mua o ka poʻe e huli ana kahi loaʻa kālā. Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi maopopo iā Joey Pants ke loaʻa nei kahi manawa maikaʻi me kēia kuleana, ʻo ia ke kumu e ʻoluʻolu ai kēia ʻāpana. Ke nānā nei iā ia e hele mai me nā ala quirky e make i kēlā me kēia manawa a laila hoʻokō i kahi ʻoi loa o ke ʻano kiʻekiʻe loa ʻaʻole e ʻelemakule e nānā.

 

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2. Kāleka ʻoki

Makahiki 2 Episode 3

 

Pono kēia e mālama pono i kēlā me kēia manawa ke nānā ʻoe. ʻO ka inaina maʻemaʻe ʻole o kēia mau mea kekahi i kekahi, ʻoiai ʻaʻole i wehewehe maoli ʻia, he leʻaleʻa a hilinaʻi maoli ʻia ia. ʻO Lance Henriksen lāua ʻo Kevin Tighe i pāʻani i nā mea piliwaiwai koʻikoʻi ʻelua e hele i ke poʻo i hoʻokahi pāʻani koʻikoʻi o ka poker i ka hoʻāʻo e holo i kahi ʻē aʻe ma waho o ke kaona. ʻO ka pāʻani, i kapa ʻia ʻo chop poker, ʻo ia ka mea pāʻani ke eo i kēlā me kēia lima, e nalo ana i kāna mau lālā. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike maʻalahi i ka hauʻoli i kēlā me kēia o ko lākou alo ke hiki mai i ka lālau ʻana i ka ʻokiʻoki iʻa, ʻo ia ka mea e maikaʻi loa ai kēia kaʻina. Mamala i wili ʻia.

 

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1. Ma loko o ka hale

Makahiki 1 Episode 2

Eia mākou: ʻO ka numero uno akā ʻoiaʻiʻo, All Through The House. ʻO kēia wale nō ka ʻāpana ʻelua, akā maʻalahi ka ʻoi loa i koʻu manaʻo. Ua alakaʻi maoli ʻia kēia māhele e Robert Zemeckis a haʻi i ka moʻolelo o kahi koʻi schizo e lawe ana i ka santa ma ka manuahi i ka Mele Kalikimaka a me kahi makuahine kānalua ʻole. Ua pāʻani ka makuahine e ka mea i hala aku nei ʻo Mary Ellen Trainor, Pepehi kanaka i kāna kāne a ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻolei ana i kona kino ma ka pā, ʻo ka mea maʻi weliweli o kahi keʻena noʻonoʻo (Larry Drake AKA ʻo Dr. Giggles) i ʻaʻahu e like me kā Santa hōʻeha iā ia. Holo ʻo ia i loko o ka hale, eia naʻe, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke kāhea i ka mākaʻi ʻoiai ke kino o kāna kāne i ka pā o mua. ʻO ka mea e alakaʻi ai i ka maniac hiki ke noʻonoʻo pono i kahi hoʻolālā e hoʻokō ai i kāna mau mea pepehi kanaka. ʻO kēia māhele wale nō ke lilo i kumu no kahi hiʻohiʻona weliweli piha, a ʻano like ia me ka ʻole o nā mea hoʻopihapiha. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ʻoiaʻiʻo i kēia o nā weliweli Holiday maikaʻi loa āu e ʻike ai no ke kau Kalikimaka, a i ʻole ke ahi i kēlā me kēia lā o ka makahiki.

 

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Aia ma laila āu keiki. ʻAe ʻoe e ʻae a hōʻole paha me aʻu no laila e kani ʻoe ma lalo a haʻi iaʻu i kāu ʻāpana punahele.