Ka hoʻolauleʻa o ka ʻumi makahiki o Na Hoole a ka Diabolo hoʻomau ...

Ua manaʻo ʻo Rob Zombie e makemake ʻo ia e hoʻi i ka honua o ka ʻohana Firefly i kekahi lā, ʻoiai ʻo Lionsgate nā mea, a manaʻo ʻole ʻo ia he makemake lākou e hele hou i kēlā ala, he mea ʻē inā ʻoe nīnau iaʻu. Nui ka nui o ka pā o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a ma ka waihona haʻahaʻa, me he mea lā he kālā maʻalahi kēia i ka panakō.

Zombie wahi a ninau i kekahi manawa i ka manawa i loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau manaʻo o ka mea e hana ai me nā huapalapala, e hōʻike ana inā e hana ʻia e pili paha ia i ka Otis kaulana, Baby, a me Kāpena Spaulding. ʻO ka liʻiliʻi ʻo ia ka mea e manaʻo ai.

ʻAʻole wau e paʻa i koʻu hanu ma kekahi ala, akā aia kekahi mau ʻano ʻē aʻe aʻu e makemake ai e ʻike i ka hoʻihoʻi inā e hiki ana. Hell, ua hana ʻo Zombie i ke ao holoʻokoʻa o nā huapalapala me kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a makemake wau e ʻike i kekahi o lākou e huli aʻe i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou me ka nānā ʻole inā pili a ʻaʻole paha ka ʻohana Firefly.

Eia nā huapalapala 10 makemake wau e ʻike i ka hoʻihoʻi ʻana i ka pale. Ua haʻalele wau i ka poʻe i make i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me ke ola maoli (kaumaha, ua hala kekahi o nā mea hana keaka).

1. Rondo

ʻO Rondo, pālua ʻia e Danny Trejo, ʻo ia nō ka hapalua o ka Unholy Two, he ʻelua mau makana i hoʻolimalima ʻia e Wydell e hopu iā Otis, Baby, a me Spaulding i hiki ai iā ia ke hoʻopaʻi iā lākou. ʻOiaʻiʻo, manaʻo wau he mea maikaʻi ke ʻike i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i ka Unholy Two ʻelua. Pehea e hiki ʻole ai ke pohā?

2. ʻO Billy Ray Snapper

ʻO Billy Ray Snapper, i pāʻani ʻia e Diamond Dallas Page, ʻo ia ka hapalua ʻē aʻe o ka Unholy Two. E ʻike i nā mea āpau aʻu i ʻōlelo aʻe ai ma luna.

3. Clevon

Clevon, hoʻokani ʻia e Michael Berryman (o He mau maka no nā Hills kaulana), hāʻawi ʻia he nui o ke kōkua komik ma Na Hoole a ka Diabolo, a e ʻoluʻolu nui ʻia i kekahi kiʻi ʻē aʻe o Zombie. ʻO kēlā me kēia manawa ke kau nei ʻo Berryman ma ka papakaumaka i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maikaʻi loa i loko o kaʻu puke, a ʻo Clevon kekahi o kāna mau hana leʻaleʻa loa.

4. Kauka Satana

Ke kānalua nei wau ʻo wau wale nō ka mea makemake e ʻike hou aku iā Kauka Sātana, ke kauka huhū pohihihi mai Hale o nā hale hana 1000. ʻAʻole ia e noho maoli ma ke ʻano he ʻano ma Hale o nā hale hana 1000. E hele ana ka hui e ʻimi iā ia a hopu ʻia e ka ʻohana Firefly, a e lilo ia i hoax. Manaʻoʻiʻo wau ua ʻōlelo ʻo Zombie e lilo ana ia i Makua kāne ke hōʻike ʻia ʻo ia. Ma ka hope loa ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia he neʻe maikaʻi loa e loaʻa iā Kauka Sātana, a mahalo wau no ka mea ua hele ʻo ia i kēlā ʻaoʻao.

E hōʻike mua ʻia ʻo Kauka Sātana Na Hoole a ka Diabolo, a paʻi kiʻi ʻia lākou i kahi hiʻohiʻona kupaianaha no ia mea i pepehi ai ʻo ia i kahi kahu hānai (i hoʻokani ʻia e Rosario Dawson), akā ua manaʻo ʻo Zombie i kekahi mea e like me ka wacky e like me kā Dr. Na Hoole a Diabolo. Manaʻo wau ua hana ʻo ia i ke kāhea kūpono ma laila pū, akā he hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi loa ia, a he mea leʻaleʻa ke ʻike aku iā ia e hoʻi mai ana i kahi kiʻi ʻokoʻa.

5. Ka Polopeka

ʻO ka Polofesa, kekahi o nā Fireflys i hana ʻole i ia Na Hoole a ka Diabolo, ʻo ia ʻo Jason Voorhees e like me ka brooding nui, e hoʻomake ana i ka mea hoʻomake masked i loko o nā tunnel lalo i loko Hale o nā hale hana 1000. Kūleʻa ʻo ia, koʻikoʻi, a hoʻoweliweli hoʻi, a hauʻoli wau i ka ʻike ʻana iā ia e hoʻi hou ana ma ka pakuhi ma ka ʻaoʻao o Dr. Satan.

Manaʻo wau hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa ua make ʻo ia i loko ʻO ka hale o 1000 kino kupapaʻus, akā manaʻo wau ua haʻalele iki kēia. ʻIke wau i kāna mau ʻano Voorhees-like e hiki ke hoʻolōʻihi i kahi puʻupuʻu shit e hāʻule ana ma luna ona.

6. G. Ober

ʻO Gerry Ober, ka mea i hana ma Red Hot Pussy Liquors i Hale o nā hale hana 1000, i hoʻopilikia ʻia pinepine ʻia e kekahi 'assin' assin, 'nāna i hana i kāna inoa inoa "Goober". ʻO Fuckin 'asshole. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i kahi ʻano ʻē aʻe o G. Ober me ke ʻano maikaʻi ʻole inā pili ia i ka hale kūʻai inu rama a i ʻole inā ʻaʻole.

7. Luna Ray Dobson

ʻO ka luna ʻo Ray Dobson ka hope o Wydell ma Na Hoole a ka Diabolo (ʻike ʻoe, Doofy mai Ke hōʻikeʻike ʻoniʻoni). He polole naʻaupō ia, clueless, hoʻomanaʻo iā Steve Naish mai Hale o nā hale hana 1000 (Walton Goggins). Makemake au e ʻike hou iā Naish i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, akā ua pepehi ʻia ʻo ia i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua. ʻO kēlā me kēia ala, ke manaʻo nei ʻaʻole ʻo ia i nahu i ka pōkā i ka manu manuahi manuahi manuahi nui, kuhi paha ʻo Dobson i ka hōʻike ma ko Wydell wahi.

8. ʻO Stucky

E like me G. Ober, ʻo Stucky kekahi ʻano leʻaleʻa wale mai Hale o nā hale hana 1000. ʻLelo ʻo ia i nā mea e like me, “Ua pāʻani ʻo Little Wick Wick me kāna ʻoi. ʻAʻole wale ka maʻi e maʻi ai ʻoe? ” a haʻi i nā moʻolelo e pili ana i ka poʻe maʻi kīnā ʻole e pili ana Ka Papa o nā Apes nā hāmeʻa i kā lākou mau puʻupuʻu. ʻO nā manawa kūpono e hoʻihoʻi iā ia i ka maka e haʻi ana i nā anecdotes ʻoluʻolu e pili ana iaʻu.

9. Morris Green

ʻO Morris Green ka mea hōʻike hōʻikeʻike ma Na Hoole a ka Diabolo hoʻokani ʻia e Zombie ʻo Daniel Roebuck mau. ʻO Frankly, hauʻoli wale wau iā Roebuck a hoʻokipa hou aku i nā manawa hou nona ma nā kiʻi ʻē aʻe a Rob Zombie. E komo ʻo ia i loko 31 i kekahi kūlana. Inā kū kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana iā Firefly, lana ka manaʻo e pili pū ʻo ia i kēlā.

He mea kūpono ia e hōʻike aku ua hōʻike ʻia ʻo Green i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Zombie ʻO ka Honua Haunted o El Superbeasto.

10. Kauka Wolfenstein

ʻO ka mea hope loa, ʻo Kauka Wolfenstein - ka mea hoʻokipa weliweli nāna i hoʻolauna iā mākou i ka moʻolelo o ka Fireflys ma ka mua ma kāna "Creature Feature Show". He mea leʻaleʻa kēia a hoʻonohonoho kupaianaha i ke ʻano no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua i kāna Halloweenyness āpau. Inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻihoʻi, hauʻoli wau i ke ʻano o Tom Noonan mai Ti West's ʻO ka Roost. I ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, hoʻohewa iā Dr. Wolfenstein, e kiʻi iā Tom Noonan, Rob!