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Ke hana hewa (Ke kuhi hewa) i nā mea ʻoniʻoni iā mākou

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September 30, 2015

I koʻu wā ʻōpio, ua manaʻo wau ʻo ka hana ʻoi loa loa ma ka honua nei e hana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻAe. ʻO Cowgirl, firewoman, a me astronaut-ninja-Princess i ʻae ʻia i ka makemake e kau pū i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i mea e pūʻiwa ai nā mea nānā i ka pīhoihoi a pīhoihoi a hakakā me kekahi i ka make e kiʻi ana i ka laina e ʻike i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu i koho ai i ka pono. leo mele no (ʻae, ua manaʻo wau e pili iaʻu kēlā hoʻoholo. ʻOi aku ka hauʻoli o ke ola ma mua o kaʻu aʻo ʻana e pili ana i nā kuleana kope a me nā shit) a hoʻoponopono ʻia i ka maikaʻi loa. Ua haʻalele wau i kēlā moeʻuhane i koʻu haʻalele ʻana i ke kula nui (ka manawa ʻelua), ʻaʻole na kahi CC ma Michigan i hāʻawi i kēlā mau papa, akā i kēia mau lā ke noʻonoʻo nei wau e hoʻi paha wau no ke kolu o ka pana, no ka mea ʻo nā mea hoʻoponopono i kēia mau lā wale nō. mai mahalo i ke kuleana o lākou.

Ehia mau manawa, e nā hoa pā weliweli? Ehia mau manawa ka omo ʻana o kahi trailer iā ʻoe, i loaʻa wale iā ʻoe i $ 18 no kahi likiki e hoʻopau wale ai ʻoe i ka puʻu i ka malihini i ka huhū ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. PUHI? Ma luna o kuʻu poʻo e hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo i kahi ala uila gazillion i pololei. Up. Wahaheʻe. Hoʻomaopopo ʻoe i ka DECEPTION ʻo ia ke trailer no Paranormal Haʻawina 3? Nui nā hiʻohiʻona i ʻaʻole i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ?! Ua huhū loa wau! ʻO ke trailer… ʻaʻole i ka hilinaʻi maikaʻi – a ʻo wau…

Whew. Hanu hohonu. Ua hoʻi wau. E hoʻomaopopo wale ʻoe i koʻu hoihoi no kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma muli o kahi trailer trailer i wahaheʻe iaʻu.

Akā ʻaʻole ia ka manawa mua, ʻeā? A ʻaʻole ia ka hope loa. I koʻu manaʻo haʻahaʻa, eia ka a kakaikahi o nā mea kauō i hana maikaʻi i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. A ʻaʻole i ka "hana wale ʻana i kaʻu hana", akā i ke ʻano "irresponsible i ka poʻe hoʻolohe".

Kukulu na Hale Okatoba

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ʻIno maoli wau e pili ana i kēia, no ka mea ʻo kekahi o nā leka mua Ua hana wau i kēia pūnaewele e pili ana i nā hale ʻOkakopa Kūkulu. Ua hauʻoli loa wau! E like me ke keiki i loko o ka hale kūʻai candy, a i ʻole, ʻo wau ma Halloween. Nā ʻūlū, nā hale ʻuhane, ke kīʻaha kālā o nā kiʻi i loaʻa… kaniʻuhū. Maikaʻi paha. Akā, ʻoiai ʻoe e ʻike paha ʻaʻole paha, ʻaʻole ia. ʻO ia kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi ʻole aʻu i hana ai iaʻu iho. Mai kahi haʻahaʻa e hoʻohiki a hiki i ka piko ʻaʻole i hiki mai, ʻaʻole hiki i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke hoʻopaʻa i kaʻu nānā, a ʻaʻole wau i ʻike i hiki i kekahi ke nānā i kēia hoʻomaka e hoʻopau me ka ʻole o hoʻokahi nap i ka hapalua.

ʻO ka Babadook

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Inā ʻoluʻolu paha ʻoe i ka huahana hope loa a ʻaʻole paha, paʻakikī e hoʻopaʻapaʻa he mile mile ka mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka Babadook ka mea makaʻu loa i ka wā he leo gravelly ia i ka pouli, a ʻoi aku ka hoʻomanawanui ʻana i ka piko o ke kīwī ke wili ʻia i mau ʻāpana a ʻaʻole i lilo ʻia i hopena nui. A ke hilinaʻi nei i kahi e hāʻule ai me nā hopena hope loa, hiki i kekahi ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa ua huki ʻia ka makaʻu i waho o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā minuke he XNUMX i hala.

Yesja

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Uh. A hiki i ka overselling ia ... Iesu. Ua hauʻoli loa wau no kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, mahalo i ka trailer. A laila ua noʻonoʻo wau, “ʻAʻole, Michele. ʻO PG-13 ia. Mai hoʻoluhi. ” A laila ua nānā hou wau i ka trailer. A laila ua hoʻoholo wau he snob kiʻiʻoniʻoni wau. A laila nānā wau iā ia. A laila ua eo wau i kēlā mau minuke 89 o koʻu ola mau loa. MAU MAU LOA. ʻO ke trailer ke nānā aku iā Ouija ke ʻano weliweli, wikiwiki, a ʻo ka mea nui loa, hoihoi. Ma kahi o 0% o kēlā mau mea. ʻO ia ke ʻano o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu e hoʻohana ai e hoʻolauna i kahi tween skittish i ka weliweli, e like me ka momona ma mua o ka ice cream vanilla brand. ʻAʻole Vanilla yogurt paʻahau. ʻAʻole nō ka pae o ka weliweli a me ka huhū i hōʻike ʻia e ka trailer.

Hana Paranormal 3

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ʻO ka ʻoi paha o nā ʻoi loa, e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai. ʻIke wau ʻaʻole wau hoʻokahi wale nō wai mimi–Ua lawe nā mea ninaninau i ka pāpili kaiaulu i ka nui e hōʻike i ko lākou huhū (ʻo ia hoʻi ʻaʻohe mea hou no nā mea pā weliweli, akā ʻo kēia ma ka liʻiliʻi he hoʻopiʻi semi-kūpono). ʻO ka hapa nui loa o kēia trailer ʻaʻole i loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ia, e oʻu mau hoaaloha, he bullshit. He hoʻāʻo kēia e hana hoʻopūʻiwa i kahi mea hoʻopunipuni maoli ʻole e hoʻoweliweli ai, a me ke keaka, e hoʻoweliweli i nā mea nānā aku. Hāʻawi ke trailer i ka laina kiko waena holoʻokoʻa i kahi ala i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka hana ma mua o ka hoʻolaha ʻana wale nō, “ʻEā, ke puka nei ke kolu o ka mahele o ke kaʻina. E hele mai e ʻike inā ʻoe i loko o kēlā ʻano mea ”me ka hāʻawi ʻole ʻana i kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona nui, a me nā hiʻohiʻona liʻiliʻi loa kekahi.

Akā… holo anei? ʻO ka hana ʻana i nā hiʻohiʻona kikoʻī no nā mea kaʻa ke kumu o ka makaʻu ʻole ʻana o ka lele, ʻaʻohe manawa e hāʻawi koke ʻia ai nā wili hūnā (ʻike mākou āpau i kahi nerd weliweli hiki ʻole ke hoʻoweliweli. kali e hōʻino i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou a e hoʻopaʻa pono i kēlā me kēia kino o kahi trailer ʻekolu mau minuke e kiʻi wale i ka wāwae i ka hopena), akā e hoʻowalewale i ka mea nānā i ka uku maoli ʻana e ʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me ka manaʻo kūpono o ka moʻolelo nui. I ke kumumanaʻo, pono e holo. Ma kahi o ka nānā ʻana, ua hoʻoholo wau he mea maʻalahi paha ia ʻaʻole makemake wau i nā mea ʻoniʻoni i kahi mamao loa mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni wale no ka mea ʻaʻole pēlā wau e maʻa ai i ka hana ʻia ʻana. He hiki nō paha i kekahi poʻe pā ʻē aʻe i makemake iā ia.

ʻO ka mea ʻāpiki, like nō me ka hiki i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻopunipuni ke huhū wale nei a me ka hoʻohoka ʻana paha i nā mea pā. Ma ka makahiki 2015 – kaʻana like nā poʻe āpau i ka shit ma ka pāpili kaiaulu, nā kaʻa ʻoniʻoni no nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hiki ke ʻike ʻia ma YouTube a tweet ʻia a i ʻole Facebook ʻia a i ʻole ʻo Google Plus mea a kekahi e hoʻohana ʻole ai a mahele mau miliona mau manawa; pau ka hoʻolaha ʻana no ka mea, nā keʻena hoʻokele. No ke aha e hoʻoluhi ai i ka hana ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou loa no ka pono o ke kūʻai aku ʻana ke ʻike ʻia he mea liʻiliʻi loa ia?

Hele pū ia i nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua. Hoʻoponopono ʻia kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e ʻike ʻia emi rad ma mua o lākou. hananaʻalihi moana ua nānā hou e like me ka haʻi hou ʻana o ka sci-fi flick 2001: kahi Space Odyssey ma mua o ka kinipōpō o ka weliweli (ʻike ʻoe i ka hana a nā luina i kēlā kiʻi i loaʻa hou? ʻO ʻoe?). ʻO ka papa i ka lāʻau he hae, na nā puke kiʻi kiʻi kiʻi ʻole i hōʻike iki i ka puʻu mahu o Joss Whedon weliweli i hāʻawi ʻia mai iā mākou. ʻO ia kekahi, me he mea kuleana ʻole ia.

No laila, no ka mea ʻike wau ke make wale nei ʻoe e haʻi iaʻu i koʻu hewa, ke kono aku nei au iā ʻoe e kani i nā manaʻo. He aha nā trailer āu i loaʻa ai me ka pipi? A i ʻole makemake ʻoe i ka wā e haʻalele pono ai nā mea kaʻahele / e hoʻohui i nā kiko kiki a i ʻole nā hiʻohiʻona? Ma hea a pehea wau e make ai no ka mea ʻaʻole wau ʻike i kekahi mea e pili ana i ka weliweli? E hoʻolohe iaʻu, a shit, malia paha e pau pū kā mākou kākau ʻana i kahi pou.

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ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli manuahi / hana ma Tubi i kēia pule

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ʻO Timothy Rawles

ʻO ka lawelawe manuahi manuahi Tubi He wahi maikaʻi ia e ʻōwili ai inā maopopo ʻole ʻoe i ka mea e nānā ai. ʻAʻole lākou i kākoʻo ʻia a pili pū me iHorror. Eia nō naʻe, mahalo nui mākou i kā lākou hale waihona puke no ka mea he paʻa loa ia a he nui nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli ʻaʻole hiki ke loaʻa iā ʻoe ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe o ka nahele, koe wale nō, inā laki ʻoe, i loko o kahi pahu pahu wai ma kahi kūʻai pā hale. Ma waho aʻe o Tubi, ma hea ʻoe e loaʻa ai ʻOʻokiʻoki (1990), Nā Spookies (1986), a i ʻole Ka Mana (1984)?

Nānā mākou i ka nui loa huli ʻia nā poʻo inoa weliweli ma ka paepae i kēia pule, manaʻolana, e hoʻopakele iā ʻoe i kekahi manawa i kāu hoʻāʻo e ʻimi i kahi mea manuahi e nānā ai ma Tubi.

ʻO ka mea hoihoi ma ka piko o ka papa inoa kekahi o nā sequels polarizing loa i hana ʻia, ʻo ka Ghostbusters i alakaʻi ʻia e ka wahine e hoʻomaka hou mai 2016. Ua ʻike paha nā mea nānā i ka hopena hope loa. Aupuni Hau a ke ʻimi nei i kēia anomali franchise. E hauʻoli lākou i ka ʻike ʻana ʻaʻole i like ka ʻino e like me ka manaʻo o kekahi a he ʻakaʻaka maoli i nā kiko.

No laila e nānā i ka papa inoa ma lalo a haʻi mai iā mākou inā makemake ʻoe i kekahi o lākou i kēia hopena pule.

1. Ghostbusters (2016)

Ghostbusters (2016)

ʻO kahi hoʻouka kaua ʻē aʻe o New York City e hōʻuluʻulu ana i ʻelua o nā mea hoihoi paranormal piha i ka proton, kahi ʻenekinia nuklea a me kahi mea hana subway no ke kaua. mea hana no ke kaua.

2. Haehae

Ke lilo ka pūʻulu holoholona i mea ʻino ma hope o ka hele ʻana o kahi hoʻokolohua genetic, pono e ʻimi ka primatologist i kahi antidote e pale ai i kahi pōʻino honua.

3. Na ka Diabolo i hana ia'u

Ua ʻike nā mea noiʻi Paranormal ʻo Ed lāua ʻo Lorraine Warren i kahi kipi kipi i ko lākou kōkua ʻana i ka mea i hoʻopiʻi ʻia e hoʻopaʻapaʻa i ka daimonio i koi iā ia e pepehi kanaka.

4. Mea weliweli 2

Ma hope o ke ala hou ʻana e kahi hui hewa, ua hoʻi ʻo Art the Clown i Miles County, kahi e kali ai kāna mau mea hou, he kaikamahine ʻōpio a me kona kaikunāne.

5. Mai hanu

Haʻi ka hui o nā ʻōpio i ka hale o kahi makapō, me ka manaʻo e pakele lākou me ka hewa maikaʻi loa akā loaʻa ka ʻoi aku ma mua o ka mea i kūʻai ʻia i loko.

6. Ka Conjuring 2

Ma kekahi o kā lākou mau noiʻi paranormal weliweli loa, ua kōkua ʻo Lorraine lāua ʻo Ed Warren i kahi makuahine hoʻokahi o ʻehā i loko o kahi hale i hoʻopilikia ʻia e nā ʻuhane hewa.

7. Pāʻani Keiki (1988)

Hoʻohana ka mea pepehi kanaka make i ka voodoo e hoʻololi i kona ʻuhane i loko o kahi pēpē Chucky e lele ana i loko o nā lima o kahi keikikāne e hiki mai ana ka pōʻino o ka pēpē.

8. Jeepers Creepers 2

I ka haki ʻana o kā lākou kaʻa ma ke alanui mehameha, ʻike kekahi hui o nā mea haʻuki kula kiʻekiʻe i kahi hoa paio ʻaʻole hiki iā lākou ke lanakila a ʻaʻole hiki ke ola.

9. Na Jeepers Creepers

Ma hope o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻike weliweli i ka haʻahaʻa o kahi halepule kahiko, ʻike ʻelua mau kaikunāne iā lākou iho i ka pio i koho ʻia o kahi ikaika hiki ʻole ke luku.

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ʻO Morticia & Pōʻakolu Addams e hui pū me Monster High Skullector Series

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5 hola aku nei

E 3, 2024

ʻO Timothy Rawles

A manaʻoʻiʻo ʻaʻole ia, ʻO Mattel's Monster High He nui ka hahai ʻana o ka brand doll me nā ʻohi ʻōpio a ʻaʻole hoʻi ʻōpio.

Ma kēlā ʻano hoʻokahi, ke kahua pā no 'O ka'ohana Addams nui loa. I kēia manawa, ʻo lāua ʻelua a hoʻokūkū e hana i kahi laina o nā pēpē hōʻiliʻili e hoʻolauleʻa ai i nā honua ʻelua a ʻo ka mea a lākou i hana ai he hui pū ʻana o nā pēpē ʻano a me ka goth fantasy. Poina Barbie, ʻike kēia mau lede ʻo wai lākou.

Hoʻokumu ʻia nā pēpē Morticia a me ka Poakolu Addams mai ka 2019 Addams Family animated kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

E like me nā mea hōʻiliʻili niche ʻaʻole ia he mea maʻalahi e lawe pū me lākou he $90 kumu kūʻai, akā he mea hoʻopukapuka no ka nui o kēia mau mea pāʻani e lilo i mea waiwai i ka manawa.

“E hele ana ke kaiāulu. E hui me ka duo makuahine-kaikamahine nani a ka ʻohana Addams me kahi wili Monster High. Hoʻoulu ʻia e ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a ʻaʻahu ʻia i ka lace web spider a me nā kiʻi poʻo, ʻo ka Morticia a me ka Pōʻakolu Addams Skullector doll ʻelua-pack e hana i kahi makana i makaʻu loa, he mea maʻi maoli ia.

Inā makemake ʻoe e kūʻai mua i kēia hoʻonohonoho e nānā ʻO ka pūnaewele Monster High.

^{Nā kāmaʻa no ka Pōʻakolu Addams Skullector doll}

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1994's 'The Crow' e ho'i mai ana i nā hale keaka no kahi hui kūikawā hou

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Cameron McFarland

Kāleka nei hai mai la na lakou e lawe mai ʻO ka Pūnaewele hoʻi mai ka make mai kekahi manawa hou. Hiki mai kēia hoʻolaha i ka manawa kūpono no ka makahiki 30 o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni. Kāleka e pāʻani ana ʻO ka Pūnaewele ma na hale keaka wae ma ka la 29 a me 30 o Mei.

No kēlā poʻeʻikeʻole, ʻO ka Pūnaewele He kiʻiʻoniʻoni maikaʻi ia e pili ana i ka moʻolelo gritty graphic na ʻO James O'Barr. Manaʻo nui ʻia kekahi o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni maikaʻi loa o nā makahiki 90, ʻO ka Crow's ʻoki ʻia ke ola i ka wā ʻO Brandon Lee make i ka pōʻino ma ke kī ʻana.

ʻO ka synapsis kūhelu o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni penei. "ʻO ka moʻolelo gothic hou i hoʻokipa i ka poʻe hoʻolohe a me ka poʻe hoʻohewa like ʻole, haʻi ʻo The Crow i ka moʻolelo o kahi mea hoʻokani pila i pepehi ʻia me kāna kāne aloha, ua hoʻāla ʻia mai ka lua kupapaʻu e kahi manu pohihihi. Ke ʻimi nei ʻo ia i ka hoʻopaʻi, hakakā ʻo ia i kahi lawehala ma lalo o ka honua e pono ke pane no kāna mau hewa. Hoʻololi ʻia mai ka moʻolelo moʻokalaleo o ka inoa hoʻokahi, kēia mea hoʻokūkū piha i ka hana mai ke alakaʻi ʻo Alex Proyas (Kūlanakauhale pouli) e hōʻike ana i ke ʻano hypnotic, nā hiʻohiʻona nani, a me ka hana ʻuhane a Brandon Lee i hala.

ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka manawa o kēia hoʻokuʻu. E like me ka hanauna hou o nā mea pā e kali nui nei i ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana o ʻO ka Pūnaewele hana hou, hiki iā lākou ke ʻike i ke kiʻi maʻamau i kona nani a pau. E like me kā mākou aloha ʻO Bill Skarsgard (IT), aia kekahi mea manawa ʻole i loko ʻO Brandon Lee hana ma ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

ʻO kēia hoʻokuʻu keaka he ʻāpana o ka Uā Nui moʻo. He hana like kēia ma waena Makau Paramount a Fangoria e lawe mai i nā mea hoʻolohe i kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli kahiko. I kēia manawa, ke hana nei lākou i kahi hana kupaianaha.

ʻO ia ka ʻike a mākou i kēia manawa. E hōʻoia e nānā hou maanei no nā nūhou hou aʻe a me nā mea hou.