Kākau ʻia na John Squires

E nā kānaka Loaʻa iā mākou kahi pilikia Halloween ma ko mākou mau lima. A pono mākou e kamaʻilio e pili ana. No laila e noho i lalo.

Paukū. ʻO lākou paha ka mea nui o kēlā me kēia wā Halloween - koho ʻia, ʻāwīwī, a kālai ʻia e nā miliona o ʻAmelika ma ʻō a puni ka ʻāina i nā mahina Fall a kupaianaha hoʻi. ʻAʻohe mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ʻo Halloween e like me ke kālai ʻana iā ʻoe iho i jack-o'lantern ... ʻoiai ua loli iki kā mākou pilina me kaʻuala i nā makahiki i hala iho nei.

E hele huakaʻi wale nō i kāu hale kūʻai mea kūʻai kūloko - akā e ʻoluʻolu e paʻa pēlā a hiki i ka pau ʻana o kāu heluhelu ʻana i kēia pou - e ʻike ai i kēlā me kēia ʻākala i loaʻa i ka paukū ka inoa o ka pāʻani i kēia manawa, ʻoiai no ka hope loa mau makahiki ʻelua. ʻO ko kā mākou kaiāulu hoihoi i ka ʻai ʻana i ka ʻono ʻāpala o ke kau e ulu nui aʻe ana i kēlā me kēia makahiki e hala ana, a paʻakikī ʻoe i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi huahana meaʻai ʻAʻohe o ko mākou kaikainaʻono-ʻulu - mai Twinkies a kope, yogurt a ʻōpala ʻōpoki.

ʻAe, no laila ʻaʻole ka ʻōpala pōpoki kahi huahana meaʻai, akā, akā ʻo ka ʻōpala ʻala ka mea nui aʻu i ʻike ai ma Target i kēia hopena pule i hala. Hoʻohiki wau. Nānā i luna.

Wahi a ʻIkepili Nielsen i hoʻokuʻu ʻia i ka pule i hala, ua loaʻa iā mākou kahi hoʻouka kūkaʻi holoʻokoʻa piha i ko mākou mau lima i kēia manawa, e like me ka ʻike o nā helu helu.ʻO nā huahana ʻumeke ka helu no $ 361 miliona i ke kūʻai aku ʻana i ka makahiki i hala wale nō, a ua ulu he 79% mai ka makahiki 2011. ” Eia kekahi, “Ua kūʻai ʻo 37% o nā mea kūʻai mai US i kahi huahana ʻumeʻala”I ka makahiki i hala, kahi pākēneka e ala paha ana a kokoke i ke kau o kēia makahiki a kokoke a loaʻa nā helu.

He aha ka manaʻo e hiki ai iā mākou ke huki mai kēia ʻikepili koi?

AMERIKA. ALOHA. ALOHA. Nā PUMPKINS.

Akā eia ka pilikia, e ko ʻAmelika. I loko nō naʻe o ka base fan MASSIVE i loaʻa i nā meaʻai ʻala-ʻono i nā makahiki i hala aku nei, ke iho nei ke kūʻai aku o ACTUAL PUMPKINS i ka wā e piʻi aku nei ke kūʻai aku o kēia FAKE PUMPKIN FLAVORINGS, i luna, i luna. Wahi a ka lā Nielsen like i helu ʻia ma luna, “ke emi nei ke kūʻai aku ʻana o nā paukena hou, me nā lilo o ke kūʻai aku mokuna ma 2011, 2013 a me 2014 i helu ʻia no 8.6 miliona mau ʻukala liʻiliʻi i kūʻai ʻia.. "

EWALU PUNI MAI EONO MILIONA, FOLKS.

ʻO ka pilikia, me he mea lā, ʻoi aku ka nui o kā mākou lilo ʻana me ka ʻai ʻana i ka ʻono a mākou e launa pū ai me nā ʻumeke - ʻo ia ka mea ʻoi aku ka ʻono o nā mea ʻala like ʻole i hele i loko o nā lā hoʻomaha lā - ʻo ka liʻiliʻi o ka hoihoi i lilo maoli ʻia, ʻo ia, ke kūʻai ʻana, ʻai ʻana, kālai ʻana, a leʻaleʻa nei i ka hui o kēlā ʻalani ʻalani alualu a mākou i mālama ai a kokoke. ʻOiai mākou e hoʻomana nei i ke kuahu o ka mana loa Pumpkin Spice Latte, ke mālama ʻole nei mākou i ka ʻuhane o Halloween ponoʻī.

ʻAe, no laila ua ʻae ʻia ka ʻōlelo hope loa he tad nui ma kaʻu ʻaoʻao, akā ke noʻonoʻo nei wau i kahi ʻumeke kūmākena maoli ke kākau wau, a hoʻomaka wau e kaumaha loa. E nānā wale i kēia mea maikaʻi ʻole. E nānā i kona huhū no kou aloha e inu a ʻai i nā mana hoʻopunipuni o kāna manaʻo ...

He aha ka mea e hiki ai iā mākou ke hana e pili ana i kēia ʻano pīhoihoi i ka honua o Halloween? No ka poʻe hoʻomaka, koi aku wau i kēlā me kēia e heluhelu ana i kēia e ʻohi a kūʻai mai i kekahi mau paukena i kēia makahiki. ʻAʻole wau e ʻōlelo ana ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e hoʻopihapiha i kou helehelena me ka ʻupu paukena Twinkies, a ʻaʻole nō hoʻi wau e ʻōlelo aku iā ʻoe e waiho i kāu ʻāpana ʻoliʻoli piha me ka kope ʻumeke, akā hāʻawi aku ʻoe i ke aloha i nā ʻumeke iā lākou iho. No ka mea inā e mau ana ka helu, makaʻu wau i ka hemo ʻana o kaʻuala i waho loa.

A ʻo Halloween me ka ʻole o nā paukena maoli ʻaʻole ia ʻo Halloween.

No laila mālama Halloween ola. Koho i kahi ʻumeke makuahinefuckin. A haʻi i kāu mau hoaaloha, ʻohana ʻohana, a me nā ʻenemi make e hana i ka mea like.