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ʻEhā wale nō mau mahina i koe i ka 2016, akā ʻaʻohe hemahema o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli i hele i ko mākou ala i kēlā mau mahina i koe. Ma hope o nā mea āpau, me ka hoʻokokoke ʻana o Halloween, kokoke e lilo i mea makaʻu ma mua o ka makahiki holoʻokoʻa, a like nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻO Blair Witch, ʻO Rob Zombie's 31, a ʻO Phantasm: ʻo Ravager hoʻohiki e hoʻoliʻoli i ke ala i ka 31st i kēia makahiki.

ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a mākou e nānā nui nei i ke koena o 2016? Ua hōʻuluʻulu mākou i kahi alakaʻi mākaukau o kā mākou 10 kiʻekiʻe i kali nui ʻia, a me nā lā hoʻokuʻu, nā wehewehe kuhi, a me nā kaʻa ʻaoʻao no lākou pākahi. Ke pau a haʻi ʻia, loaʻa iā mākou kahi manaʻo maikaʻi e nānā mākou i hope ma 2016 me he mea lā hoʻokahi o ka makahiki no ka weliweli.

Eia nā mea āpau a mākou e hauʻoli nui nei e ʻike i kēia makahiki!

1) MAI HUAHI - AUGUST 26 - THEATERS

Haki kahi ʻekolu o nā hoaaloha i ka hale o kahi makapō waiwai, e manaʻo nei e pakele lākou me ka heist maikaʻi loa. Hewa lākou.

2) ROB ZOMBIE's 31 - SEPTEMBER 1ST - THEATERS (ONE NIGHT WALE)

Mai ka manaʻo hiʻona o ke kanaka nāna i lawe mai iā mākou House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, a me Halloween, hele mai ka moʻolelo weliweli o nā limahana limahana ʻelima i kāʻili ʻia i ka pō ma mua o Halloween a hoʻopaʻa pio ʻia i kahi hui nui. Ma ke aloha o kā lākou poʻe pio, ua hoʻokau ʻia lākou e pāʻani i kahi pāʻani wili o ke ola a make paha i kapa ʻia he 31. No nā hola he 12 aʻe e pono ai lākou e hakakā no ko lākou ola i kahi parade pau ʻole o nā maniac homicidal.

3) MORGAN - SEPATEMA 2ND - MAKUAHI

Hoʻouna ʻia kahi troubleshooter ʻoihana (Kate Mara) i kahi wahi mamao loa, kahi e nānā ai a loiloi i kahi ulia weliweli. Ua aʻo ʻo ia i ka hanana i hoʻokumu ʻia e kahi "kanaka" hewa ʻole, e hōʻike ana i kahi mea pohihihi o nā hoʻohiki palena ʻole ʻelua a me ka weliweli hiki ʻole ke helu ʻia.

4) YOGA HOSERS - SEPTEMBER 2ND - NĀ HUAKAI

ʻO Colleen Collette lāua ʻo Colleen McKenzie nā keiki ʻōpio mai Winnipeg i aloha i yoga a noho ma kā lākou mau kelepona paʻalima. Akā i ke kono ʻia ʻana o kēia mau makahiki ʻelua i ka pāʻina nui e ka hottie kula, ua wehe hewahewa nā Colleens i kahi ʻino kahiko i kanu ʻia ma lalo o kā lākou hale kūʻai maʻalahi ʻo Kanada. Hoʻohui pū lākou i ka pūʻali koa me ka hunter kanaka poʻomanaʻo Guy Lapointe e kaua no ko lākou ola.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WvGnb7Qq3Bg

5) KA MAKAHIKI - 6 SETEMA - DVD / VOD

Ma ke kaona liʻiliʻi o Cutter, Misisipi, mālama ka hapa nui o nā kānaka iā lākou iho. Akā i ka hoʻi ʻana o John (Josh Stewart) i ka home e ʻike i kāna ipo wahine, ʻo Rosie (Alex Essoe), e nalowale ana, kānalua ʻo ia ua pili pū kekahi me kāna hoalauna huna (Bill Engvall). Ua aʻo ʻo John ʻaʻole ko kā Rosie ola āpau ke pili ma hope o ke kipa ʻana i ka hale waiho hale o kona hoalauna. Ua maopopo he ʻoi aku ka weliweli o ke kaona noho mālie ma mua o ka nānā ʻana, a ʻo John a me Rosie pono e hana i nā mea hou aʻe ma mua o ka holo wale ʻana inā makemake lākou e ola i ka pō.

6) BLAIR WITCH - SEPTEMBER 16TH - THEATERS

7) CLOWNTOWN - OKTOBA 4TH - DVD / VOD

Hōʻike ʻo CLOWNTOWN i ka moʻolelo o kahi hui o nā hoaaloha i hele i loko o kahi kaona me he mea lā haʻalele ʻia a ʻike ʻia lākou e kahi ʻāpana o nā psychopaths ikaika i ʻaʻahu ʻia e like me nā clowns. Hoʻoulu wale ʻia e nā clown nāna i hoʻoweliweli iā Bakersfield, Kaleponi, i ka 2014.

8) PHANTASM: RAVAGER - 'OKATOBA 7 - NĀ HUAʻI / VOD

ʻO Phantasm: ʻo Ravager kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou loa e lawe mai i kekahi o nā franchise ʻoi loa o ka cinema (36 mau makahiki!) Me ka hoʻi hou ʻole ʻana i kahi pani, me Mike (A. Michael Baldwin) a me Reggie (Reggie Banister) e hui pū ana e kū i ke ana. -hopping Tall Man (Angus Scrimm, i kāna kuleana hope) hoʻokahi a no nā mea āpau.

9) OUIJA: KUMU O KA MEA HANA - OKATOBA 21ST - THEATERS

ʻAʻole wale ia he pāʻani wale nō. Ke kono hou nei i nā poʻe i loko o ka papa mele a ka ʻuhane, ʻo Ouija: Kinohi o ka hewa i haʻi aku i kahi moʻolelo hou weliweli i ka hopena o ka mea hiamoe o 2014 i wehe i ka helu ʻekahi. Ma 1965 Los Angeles, ua hoʻohui kahi makuahine kāne make a me kāna mau kaikamahine ʻelua i kahi hana hou e hoʻoikaika i kā lākou ʻoihana scam scam a kono ʻole i ka ʻino maoli i loko o ko lākou home. Ke kiʻi ʻia ke kaikamahine muli loa e ka ʻuhane aloha ʻole, kū kēia ʻohana liʻiliʻi i nā makaʻu hiki ʻole ke hoʻopakele iā ia a hoʻihoʻi i kāna mea nona i kēlā ʻaoʻao.

10) RING - ʻOkakopa 28TH - THEATERS