E hoʻolohe, e nā wahine. ʻIke mākou āpau i ka mea. Ke hele nei ʻoe i kahi kāpena i loko o ka ululāʻau me kou mau hoaaloha no ka hopena pule leʻaleʻa o ka inu waiʻona. Pehea ʻoe e ʻike ai ua kūkulu ʻia ke keʻena ma luna o kahi ilina kahiko kahi i pohō ai kahi keiki i nānā ʻole ʻia i ka wā e ʻimi ana i kona kaikuahine lōʻihi i nalowale, ka mea i hōʻeha ʻia e ka pepehi kanaka keiki i make ma kahi ahi.

Hiki i ka weliweli ke hūlū i kēlā me kēia kihi. Inā makemake ʻoe e lele mai ka mea i hōʻino ʻia i ke kaikamahine hope, aia kekahi mau lula e pono ʻoe e hāhai.

Akā, mai hopohopo, ua hui pū kekahi o mākou mau wahine ma iHorror e kōkua iā ʻoe i waho.

Mai hoʻokuʻu i kāu mea kaua

No direct translation. Ua hana mākou ia. ʻAneʻane make mākou akā loaʻa wau iā ia. Ua hou wau i ka maka. I kēia manawa e moe ana ʻo ia ma laila, make, manaʻo wau, no ka mea ʻaʻole wau i nānā. E hoʻokuʻu wau i kaʻu pahi. E hoʻonohonoho pono wau iā ia ma muli ona ua make a ʻaʻole hiki ke hoʻohana a huli wale wau i koʻu kua a noho e hopu i koʻu hanu.

Kali ... lohe ʻoe i ke kani ʻana o ke mele? He aha kēla? ʻAe, ʻo ia ka mea pepehi kanaka ma hope oʻu no ka mea e ʻae wau iā ia e hōʻaiʻē i kaʻu ʻĀLI A ME KA PALAPALA POINTY!

E nā wahine, pono kāua e kamaʻilio. ʻO kēia lula he mea nui loa ia. Inā ua make ka mea pepehi kanaka, ʻaʻole paha ia. E mālama i kēlā mau mea kaua i kou mau lima, ʻoiai inā pono ʻoe e ʻūlū iā lākou i kāu mau helu no ka haʻalele ʻole ʻana iā lākou ke, hiki iaʻu ke kuhi, hāʻule ʻoe i hoʻokahi manawa i kāu hoʻāʻo ʻana e pakele.

Ke kānalua, e mālama i ka mea kaua a pepehi hou iā ia inā pono ʻoe. ʻAʻole loa. Kau. ʻO ia. Iho.
- DD Crowley

Mai Holo i luna

E nā wahine, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ka mea e hoʻāʻo nei e hoʻokō i ka holo ʻana i luna, akā hiki iaʻu ke haʻi pololei iā ʻoe i ka ʻōpeʻapeʻa ʻaʻole ia he manaʻo maikaʻi. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i nā wāwae o ke kaona wahine me ka lokomaikaʻi o ke anela, make loa ʻoe inā ka hope o ka mea pepehi ma hope ou. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ala i luna i nā ʻanuʻu me ka wikiwiki, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ia ma mua o 6 'ke kiʻekiʻe me kekahi ʻano mea kaua e hoʻolōʻihi i kona hiki.

Inā kūleʻa ʻoe i kahi ʻano kupanaha, he aha ka hoʻolālā? E hūnā paha ʻoe i loko o kahi lumi kīʻaha no ka mea ʻaʻohe mea loa nānā ʻia ma laila? E lele i ka puka aniani a ʻeha i kou wāwae, e pale ana i kahi holo wikiwiki? Ke manaʻo nei ʻoe e hoʻokuʻu i ka mea pepehi kanaka a hoʻi hope i lalo o ke alapiʻi ma mua o kona hopu ʻana iā ʻoe? Hana ʻoe ike ka hoʻolālā o kēia hale?

ʻAʻole. E paʻa ana ʻoe a ʻo kahi hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi ʻole wale nō ia. Hana aloha iā ʻoe iho a pili me kahi ala pakele e hiki ke mālama ʻia.
- Kelly McNeely

Mai moe kolohe

ʻIke wau, maopopo iaʻu. ʻO ka hoʻonohonoho sultry o kēlā hale kahiko i haʻalele ʻia oh-pēlā hoʻowalewale ʻia (Unf, asbestos!). Hāʻawi ka adrenaline rush i kēia wahi iā ʻoe e hele pololei i ke aʻa chakra.

Eia nō naʻe, i waenakonu o ke kāpili ʻana, waiho ka ecstasy iā ʻoe ʻelua nāwaliwali a hoʻowalewale ʻia - ʻelua mau ʻano weliweli e pale aku ke hoʻokuʻu ʻia kahi mea pepehi serial. A ʻokoʻa: ua hoʻolālā ʻoe i kēia, e ka wahine ʻōpio? Ua hoʻohana anei ʻoe i ka pale? Makemake maoli ʻoe e hemo, he kauā i ke kaumaha o ka ʻōpū pēpē, ke hoʻi hou kēlā keiki a ka wahine i ka hopena?

O ia, if hana ʻoe i kēlā lōʻihi ...
- Tiffi Alarie

Hele mau i ka make

ʻAʻohe oʻu manaʻo inā make ʻo ia. Ke loaʻa ka manaka ma kou kuʻekuʻe wāwae, e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe a luku mau i kāu mau hoa aloha ʻole, ʻaʻohe mea e like me ka overkill.

ʻIke wale ʻoe i ka lua o kou huli ʻana i kou kua, e popo i hope ka mea ʻino e like me ka jack-in-the-box diabolical. E hoʻokau maoli nō ia i kahi dampener ma kāu ʻano post-vengeance o ke kōkua.

ʻAʻole pono e lawe i kahi manawa e nānā ai inā ua make maoli ʻo ia. E hele i mua a hou, pana, a kīki i kou ala i kahi palekana e ka pulverizing loa ʻana i kēlā kanaka. ʻO ke koko a - inā ʻoe e kūleʻa maoli - nā chunks o ka lolo i waiho ʻia ma kou mau lima e hoʻonāukiuki ana paha, akā hey, ua lanakila ʻoe i kēia puni.
- Kelly McNeely

Mai komo i nā kāmaʻa kiʻekiʻe

E alo mākou i nā wahine, hiki i nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae kiʻekiʻe ke paʻakikī e hele wāwae ma lalo o nā kūlana maikaʻi loa. ʻIke hohonu mākou i loko me ka maʻalahi, ʻoi loa o nā papa paʻakikī paʻakikī ʻole, hiki i ko mākou mau wāwae ke hoʻomanawanui i ka wā i kaomi ʻia i loko o kēlā mau hale paʻahao phalanx.

ʻAʻole paha mākou e makemake e ʻae iā ia i kā mākou fellas, akā hiki i nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae kiʻekiʻe ke lilo i bitch maoli. ʻAʻole wau nānā i ka nani o kou manaʻo iā lākou, pehea ka maikaʻi o ke kūlike me kou kapa, a i ka lōʻihi o ka hana ʻana iā lākou. Ke alualu nei kahi mea pepehi kanaka mau ʻole iā ʻoe, ʻaʻole lākou e manaʻo pū kekahi.

ʻO ko mākou makemake e lilo i vogue a i ʻole hoʻohauʻoli i kēlā kanaka uʻi ma o ka lumi a me nā tootsies kaila e alakaʻi i kā mākou wehe ponoʻī. Ehia mau manawa a mākou i ʻike ai i kahi ʻano wahine e holo ana, a i ʻole ka hoʻokipa ʻana, mai kahi mau o ka mea hoʻomake e hele wale ai, ʻae, ʻaʻohe mea? I kēia manawa no ke aha ʻoe e hoʻonui ai i kēlā mau loiloi o ka hoʻohui ʻana i ka paila o ke kino e ke kau ʻana i nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae kiʻekiʻe?

Nui a hewahewa nā mea i hiki ke hele hewa! Hiki i kou kuʻekuʻe wāwae ke hopu iā ʻoe e ʻōkule hala ʻole. ʻOiai ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, hiki i kou kuʻekuʻe wāwae ke hāʻule loa, lilo i papahana papahana ʻole e hoʻolei i ka mea pepehi.

Inā hoʻoholo kou mau kāmaʻa e noho i hoʻokahi ʻāpana a noho i kou mau wāwae e hala ʻole lākou ma ka pololei e wili a haki paha ke kuʻekuʻe wāwae, e waiho ana ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke holo i kāu hiki.

E ka poʻe heluhelu, mai ʻae i kēia mau wahine i hele mai i mua o kāua - e hālāwai wale me ko lākou make kūpono ʻole ma muli o nā kāmaʻa kāmaʻa - make makehewa. E aʻo kākou mai kā lākou mau hewa. ʻAʻohe stilettos lapuwale a i ʻole nā ​​wedges lapuwale. E ʻōlelo ʻaʻole i nā pauma ʻeha a me nā paepae. E hoʻohiki kāua i hoʻokahi manawa a me ka manawa āpau; i nā hōʻailona mua o ke kuʻi e pā ana i ka peahi e wehe mākou i nā kuʻekuʻe wāwae a loaʻa i kahi paʻa o nā kāmaʻa kāmaʻa e hightail ia mai laila mai.
- Piper Minear

Mai haʻalele i ka hui

E nā wahine, inā hele hewa ʻoe, e nalowale wale nō ʻoe, ʻaʻole e ʻike hou ʻia. Lana koʻu manaʻo ua maikaʻi ʻoe me kēlā.

Ke ʻoe iho, ʻaʻohe ou mea e nānā i kou kua. A inā ʻaʻohe ou mea e kiaʻi ai i kou kua, e loaʻa ana iā ʻoe kahi pūʻiaka maikaʻi ʻole a ʻeha hoʻi. Ke kakali mau nei ka mea pepehi kanaka, e ʻimi ana i kahi mea nāwaliwali loa e hoʻokaʻawale aʻe mai ka ʻeke. He kūlohelohe wale nō ia, a he maikaʻi loa. Mai hāʻule iā ia.

ʻO ka pōmaikaʻi hou o ka noho pū ʻana me ka hui inā aia kekahi e lohi ma mua o kou, hiki nō ʻoe e maikaʻi. E kala mai, e ka hoa, akā ke ola nei ia o ka mea pono loa ma aneʻi.
- Kelly McNeely

Mai inu i ka waiʻona a hoʻohana i nā lāʻau

ʻO ka hope, e hoʻopololei i kahi mea hope loa; mai inu rama a hoʻohana i nā lāʻau. ʻAʻohe o ka moʻolelo o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli i hiki ke mālama i ko lākou kiʻekiʻe lōʻihi e hakakā ai i ka mea pepehi kanaka pōhaku. Ke lohe koke ʻoe i ka "Ch Ch Ch, Ah Ah Ah" e aho ʻoe e hoʻōla i ka pō, kau i hoʻokahi wāwae i mua o kekahi a holo RUN!

Ua hele mākou a pau ma laila, e nā wahine. ʻO ʻoe ke kaikamahine hou i ka pāʻina a makemake ʻoe e komo i loko. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake e ʻike ʻia ʻoe ma ke ʻano he square no ka lawe ʻole ʻana i kahi puʻupuʻu o ka bong i hana ʻia i loko o kekahi relic kahiko i loaʻa i ka hale haʻahaʻa. A i ʻole na ke Akua e pāpā aku iā ʻoe i ka pū kī ʻana i kahi brewski i kuʻi ʻia me ka mea hoʻohewa, kahi hoʻokō maopopo nō ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike hou.

Akā, he waiwai maoli anei ia? ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kekahi o kēia poʻe ma mua o kēia pāʻina, a maikaʻi maikaʻi loa ka manawa ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike hou iā lākou ma hope ... ʻaʻole ola.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e kūʻai aku inā makemake ʻoe e makaʻu i ka lilo ʻana o kāu "kāleka maikaʻi," e nānā i nā haʻawina a mākou i aʻo ai mai nā wahine pāʻina hardcore ma mua o mākou.

ʻAʻole ʻoe e hoʻokau iā ʻoe i ka pia inu ma ke ʻano he make mua ma ka papa inoa kaulana a ka mea pepehi kanaka; mālama ʻia kēia mau kiko no kahi kaikamahine ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi a me ka kiʻekiʻe ma mua o kāu. Ke hoʻomaka nei ʻoe e hoʻohuihui i kāu pia me ka wai ʻona ʻoi aku ka hoʻomaka ʻana o kāu mea pilikia, a kaukaʻi ʻia i ka nui o kāu inu ʻana, hiki ke ala aʻe me ka wikiwiki.

E haʻalele i nā pāʻani inu. ʻOiai ʻo ʻoe ke kaikamahine hou e hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe ma ke ʻano he māka maʻalahi, no laila e ʻākoakoa nā mea āpau e ʻona ʻoe. ʻAʻole wale ʻoe e makaʻala i nā psychopaths ma kahi, i kēia manawa ʻoe e hopohopo no nā keikikāne ʻona e hoʻāʻo nei e komo i loko o kāu panty.

Inā ʻoe i hāʻawi i nā mea paʻakikī, ua ala maikaʻi ʻoe i kēia manawa mai ka lalo o ka papa inoa pepehi i makemake ʻia a i ka hapa hapalua. He wai murky nani kēia a hiki ke alakaʻi i nā koho maikaʻi ʻē aʻe.

E ʻōlelo mākou ua hoʻoholo ʻoe e moe i ka moekolohe ma mua o kēlā kāne nani aihue ʻoe i nā hiʻohiʻona i ka pō holoʻokoʻa. Auē! Hoʻoneʻe kēia iā ʻoe i kekahi mau peʻa hou aʻe i ka panalāʻau pilikia. ʻIke paha ʻoe iā ia ke kūpono me nā mea a nā poʻe ʻē aʻe e hana nei, akā e hoʻokokoke ʻia kahi mea pepehi kanaka masked i kāu hana e like me ka manō me ke koko i loko o ka wai. E hoʻomaka ana ka frenzy hānai.

ʻO ka mea hope loa, inā ma hope o ka pia, nā pana, a me ka moe kolohe ma mua o ka male, hoʻoholo ʻoe e kau i luna me kekahi mauʻu mauʻu, a laila ke kani nei ʻoe i ka bele ʻaina, a ʻo ʻoe ka papa nui.
- Piper Minear

No laila aia iā ʻoukou, e nā wahine. Lana ka manaʻo hiki i kēia ke kōkua iā ʻoe e hana ma o ka pō. E hana i nā koho maikaʻi, e hoʻomaopopo i kāu puka, a e leʻaleʻa.

Ke ʻimi nei i kahi hoʻoulu hou ʻana o Scream Queen? Kaomi ma aneʻi e heluhelu i kā mākou papa inoa o ʻO nā kaikamahine hope he ʻumi