Ma mua loa i ike ai lilo i ka mea hana keaka makahiki nui no nā mea aloha weliweli, iā mākou Friday ka 13th. Ke hoʻokuʻu nei kahi franchise he ʻeono mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma mua o ʻehiku mau makahiki e hoʻomaka ana i ka makahiki 1980, maʻalahi e hoʻopoina i ka hala ʻana o ka manawa ke ʻōlelo ʻia me ʻoe nā kiʻi no ka hapa nui o kou ola. Lawe wale wau i kēlā no ka mea Pōʻalima ka 13th Māhele III e piʻi mai ana i kāna kanakolukūmālima makahiki o ʻAukake.

Kanakolukūmālima mau makahiki. E hoʻokau i kēlā i ke kuanaʻike, ʻO Derek Mears, ke kāne nāna i hōʻike iā Jason Voorhees i ka 2009 reboot o ke kumu he 10 mau makahiki wale nō i ka makahiki 1982. No ka lawe ʻana i kahi ʻanuʻu hou aʻe, ʻo Steven Spielberg's ET kū i nā pale i ʻelua mau mahina wale nō.

ʻOiai he ʻumi a me ka hapalua mau makahiki ia, Poalima ka Mahele 13 III Hoʻonohonoho mau me nā pā ma ke ʻano he punahele punahele, a ʻaʻohe oʻu ʻokoʻa. Noʻu, ʻo ke kau ʻekolu kahi ʻāpana o kahi trinity hemolele i hoʻopili pū ʻia Part 2 a ʻO Jason Lives no ka mea, lawe wale lākou i kahi minoʻaka i koʻu alo.

ʻO nā mea i ʻōlelo ʻia, e hāʻule ana wau i 13 o kaʻu mau punahele punahele o Pōʻalima ka 13th Māhele III iā ʻoe. Aia kekahi ma ka ʻaoʻao maopopo, ʻoiai ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe e loaʻa iki ka nānā ʻana. ʻAʻole wau e kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka flashback Ginny i hāpai iā mākou a i ʻole ua ʻike ʻo Jason i kāna hock, akā ʻo nā hiʻohiʻona o ka hiʻohiʻona i noho mau me aʻu.

I ʻole kauoha kikoʻī, e hoʻomaka me ka maopopo.

13 - Richard Brooker

E alo ia, ʻo ka paio e pili ana i ka mea nāna i hāʻawi i ke kiʻi maikaʻi loa o Voorhees e huhū mau ana. ʻOiai e iho i lalo i ka makemake pilikino, ke hoʻomaʻemaʻe ka lepo a hāwele ʻia kēlā me kēia papa inoa i ka mea ʻoi loa o ka ʻoi, ʻo ia paha ka helu ʻekahi a ʻaʻole paha, e kamaʻilio mau ana ʻo Brooker.

Ua hele mākou mai Adrienne King huki ʻia i loko o ka wai a me kahi hopena i loaʻa iā Jason kahi mea pepehi e ulu nei i kāna kuleana. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i poloke maikaʻi ʻia ʻoiai ʻo ia e hina ai a maʻalahi, hoʻohuli a i kahi nui, pale ʻia. I ka manawa a mākou i hiki ai iā Brooker, ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o Jason i kāna hana, akā hiki ke lohi i ka ʻeha. A laila hou, ʻo ke keikikāne momma punahele a kēlā me kēia kanaka he kanaka i kēia manawa. Ua lawe ʻo Brooker i ka ʻāpiki i ka ʻāpana, ua ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma ka dispensary a hauʻoli i ka manaʻo e hōʻike iā Chris (Dana Kimmell) ʻaʻole ʻo ia i hele pū me ia e kahi maka maka.

ʻAʻole e ʻōlelo iki i kahi kulu mic nui loa i ka moʻolelo o ka weliweli.

12 - Crazy Ralph pani hakahaka

Inā makemakeʻoe Friday ka 13th, aloha ʻoe iā Walt Guston. No kaʻu kālā, ʻo Crazy Ralph ka mea maikaʻi loa a ka saga i hana ai ʻaʻole i kapa ʻia ʻo Voorhees, akā ua hoʻokau ʻia ka makāula o ka hopena. Part 2. ʻAʻole i kāohi i ka franchise mai ka hana ʻana i ka mea maikaʻi e pani iā ​​ia i hoʻokahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni wale ma hope. E moe wale ana ʻo ʻAbela (David Wiley) ma ke alanui e hopu i kekahi o kā z i ka wā i huki ai ka smorgasbord hou e pono ai i ka ʻōlelo aʻo. E kamaʻilio kūleʻa i kahi hui o nā poʻe mai kahi mea a lākou i make ai e hana i ka maʻalea a me ka leʻaleʻa, a ʻoiai ʻo ʻAbela e loaʻa paha kekahi o nā mea hope loa, e hoʻokau nei i ka maka o nā maka e walaʻau nui ana me ka nele o ka mea mua. Akā ʻe, ua aʻo aku ʻo ia iā ʻoe.

11 - Higgins Haven

ʻO ka maʻalahi ka hoʻonohonoho ʻoi loa o ka papahana i hana ʻia. ʻO nā kahua hehi wāwae a Chris i hōʻike aku ai i kahi badass, ʻelua papahele piha me kahi alapiʻi wili, hammock e hana hou ai i ka make ʻana o Kevin Bacon mai ke kumu a me kēlā hale papaʻa. ʻO kahi wale nō ia o kahi āu e makemake ai e noho i ka hopena pule.

I luna, no kahi hui o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e holo ana i 12-hohonu, ʻaʻohe mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka wehe ʻana o Chris i nā puka o ka hale pā e hōʻike iā Jason e kau pono ana i mua ona. Kaulana i nā ʻano āpau. Eia naʻe, ʻaʻole ʻae ʻia mākou e poina i nā puke ma luna o nā puke i ʻae ʻia ʻo Ms. Higgins e hōʻoia i ka ʻōlelo kahiko "Ma ka nui o ka naʻau ka nui o ke kaumaha: a ʻo ka mea hoʻonui i ka ʻike e hoʻomāhuahua i ke kaumaha."

10 - Funktastic

Hoʻokani ʻo Harry Manfredini i ka leo kani o kēlā me kēia Friday ka 13th mōhai, akā ʻaʻohe mea i hoʻomanaʻo ʻia ma mua o ke kani disco-infused mai Māhele III. He poppy a creepy a kūpono i nā hanana maikaʻi i ukali ʻia. E hoʻolohe i kēia a haʻi iaʻu ʻaʻole ʻoe mākaukau e nānā koke i ka mokuna ʻekolu. Hele i mua, wahaheʻe iaʻu.

9 - Cheestastic 3D

Ahhh, ʻo wai e hiki ke hoʻopoina i kēlā mau aniani pepa pepa kupaianaha me nā aniani ʻulaʻula a me nā aniani? ʻĀ, i waena o ka poʻe ʻelemakule e hoʻomanaʻo, manaʻo wau a laki paha e loaʻa ka Friday ka 13th ʻO ka hōʻiliʻili DVD I-IV i hele mai me kahi pālua (kahi waiwai nui no ka poʻe mālama helu ma ka home).

ʻAʻole, paʻa paʻa ke ami, ʻōpeʻapeʻa, a me ka pū pū, akā e nānā mākou ma mua o ka nahesa ma kahi uea ʻike maopopo ʻia a kia aku i ka pana kālā. ʻIke wau i ka mea aʻu e kamaʻilio nei, no laila e hele wale i laila.

8 - Nā kaikamahine

Friday ka 13th ua haʻaheo iā ia iho i nā aniani aloha e ʻauana i loko o ka ululāʻau e lilo i ʻano kanaka o ka moekolohe, nā lāʻau a me nā ʻōwili pōhaku, no laila e luhi wau inā ʻaʻole wau e hoʻopā iki i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo Māhele III hōʻike ʻia i ka hōʻiliʻili ʻoi loa o nā wahine i ka mōʻaukala franchise.

ʻAʻole nani wale ʻo Kimmell, Tracie Savage (Debbie) a me Catherine Parks (Vera), akā hoʻokani i nā mea e like me ka hiki maoli mai. ʻAʻohe mea ma luna e pili ana i kā lākou kiʻi o nā huapalapala i hiki ke hilinaʻi maoli ʻia ma ke ʻano he poʻe maoli, ʻoiai ua paʻa lākou i ka ulu lāʻau me ka pūpū o nā jackass.

7– Ali

ʻOiai ʻoliʻoli ʻo ia i ka hoʻopaʻi a me ke keiki kiʻekiʻe ʻo Olympia i kēlā me kēia manawa, ua hoʻokani ʻo Nick Savage i ke alakaʻi o kahi hui kaʻa mokulele i hui pū ʻia me kāna ipo wahine (Gloria Charles as Fox, ʻo ia ka mea e hoʻopili ʻia i loko o kēlā hui kaikamahine o mua) a me kahi doofus, ka mea aʻu i manaʻo ai ua hala no ka paʻakikī i nā makahiki '80s mua. ʻO kēlā mea, ʻo ka mea e hoʻomanaʻo nui ʻia e pili ana iā Ali, ʻo ia nō ka mea ʻē aʻe akā kamaʻilio, he kanaka hana. ʻAʻole maikaʻi wale ma ia.

Nānā, John D. LeMay Pāʻani i ka bespectacled, lākeke-lākeke komo māmā i Hele ʻo Jason i Kehena a ua hakakā ʻo ia me ka hakakā ʻO Kane Hodder's ʻO Zombie Jason E noʻonoʻo e pili ana i kēlā. Hoʻokomo ʻia ʻo LeMay i ka hana no ka pono, ʻimi ʻo Ali iā ia. Ua manaʻo ʻia ʻo ia he badass, akā ua lawe ʻo ia i hoʻokahi hack ma Brooker's Jason me kahi machete a kīkē ʻia i ka ʻume. Ma hope, ua hiki iā ia ke hana i kahi kani a huli i kahi kāne nui, akā ua nalowale kona lima (a hiki ke manaʻo ʻia he nui nā ʻāpana ʻē aʻe) no kāna mau hana. ʻAʻole pae iki ka pu. Pāleʻa wale wau iaʻu me he mea hoʻomākeʻaka.

6 - Ke alualu

Friday ka 13th Ua hōʻike ʻo ia i kāna mahele maikaʻi o nā hiʻohiʻona alualu, akā ʻaʻohe mea hoʻonāukiuki hou aʻe ma mua o ka nānā ʻana iā Chris e neʻe ana mai ke alahaka a i ka pā a ʻo Jason e kū ana ma hope o ke kaʻa a hoʻomaka i ka alualu wela. Manaʻo wau hiki iā mākou āpau ke ʻae i ka manaʻo o ka alualu ʻia ʻana he mea hōʻoluʻolu ʻole ia, ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻohenehene ana. Kanakolukūmālima mau makahiki ma luna, loaʻa mau kēia iaʻu.

5 - Mary Jo Conrad

ʻO Mary Jo Conrad. ʻO ia ʻano wehewehe e alakaʻi iaʻu e manaʻoʻiʻo he ʻano nui ʻo ia a ʻo ka hopena pule me ia e ʻoi aku ka nui o ka mālama ʻana me ke ʻano o ka ʻike maka a Rick e ʻimi nei.

ʻOiai, ʻaʻole ia i ʻōlelo hou ʻia a ʻaʻole helehelena, akā inā ʻo ia, pono e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa ka wahine wahine i nā hiʻohiʻona o Chris a loaʻa i ka lili a me ka hakakā. Ua hoʻāʻo paha kekahi e hoʻolei i ka ʻāpana? ʻAʻole paha, no ka mea, maopopo iaʻu ʻaʻohe mea ʻē aʻe e noʻonoʻo, no laila e hele wau i mua e hana.

'Saylelo wauʻo Betsy Russell. No ka mea, yeah, Betsy Russell.

4 - Ka puka aniani

He kī pana ia. Ala ʻo Chris i ka waʻa a nānā i ka hale wale nō e ʻike iā Jason e nānā aku ana iā ia ma ka puka aniani o luna. Ua minoʻaka ʻo ia i ka manaʻo o ke kolu o nā kī iā Ms. Higgins. Ua makaʻu ʻo Chris, akā ma mua o ka hiki iā ia ke hoe, ʻokiʻoki lākou iā Jason e paʻa ana i ka puka aniani me he mea lā e ʻimi ana i kahi wahi nāwaliwali. ʻO kahi manaʻo paʻa e paʻa pono, a ʻoiai ua pā i ka māka i manaʻo ʻia, e ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma ke ʻano he wikiwiki - e haka pono, ʻakaʻaka, poʻo no ka puka - hiki iaʻu ke hana me ka ʻole o ka pawing.

3 - Harold

Ua hoʻomāinoino wale ʻia ʻo Dude. ʻO nā mea āpau a Harold (Steve Susskind) i makemake ai e loaʻa kekahi mau minoʻaka a me kekahi mau mea ʻai māmā, akā ʻaʻole nō e ʻae kāna wahine haʻihaʻi kinipōpō i kēlā mea. ʻAʻole ia makemake iā ia e hoʻoliʻiliʻi i kahi slob a nānā i kāna mea i ʻai ai - maikaʻi kēlā - ʻaʻole ia he kamaʻilio kamaʻilio wale, he hoʻouka wale ʻana me kahi leo hoʻohaʻahaʻa i loaʻa ka poʻe e ʻono ana no ka nila ʻelua e waiho i ka maikaʻi hoʻohana. ʻO kēlā me kēia kāne e ʻūlū me kahi bunny a pono e huki mai kahi ʻōmole o Jack i hūnā ʻia i nā helu empathy e helu pū me aʻu. He mau helu palena ʻole kā Susskind i hāʻawi ʻia iā ia no kona ʻike ʻia i kahi ʻāpana o Male me nā keiki.

Ua kūpono ʻo Harold i ka ʻai hope loa ma mua o ka meaʻai iʻa a me Sunny D.

2 - E maoli kākou e pili ana iā Vera

Ua kāhea ʻo Shelly iā Vera i wahi wahine no ka lawehala nui o ka hoʻowahāwahā ʻana i kāna mau holomua, akā e wāwahi kākou i kahi ʻano mea ʻē aʻe akā ka ʻāʻī.

Ua ʻae ʻo ia e hele i loko o ka ululāʻau no kahi lā makapō ma ke ʻano he punahele i kāna mau hoaaloha, pono e hakakā me kona makuahine no ka puka ʻana i waho o ka puka o mua, ua ʻike ʻo ia i ka lā i mihi ʻia e pili ana i kona helehelena a komo i kahi pale maka, ua hoʻomaopopo ʻia ʻo ia ʻAʻole hiki ke hoʻohana i nā peʻa meaʻai ma ka hale kūʻai maʻalahi no ka mea ʻo ia ʻo Latina, loaʻa iā ia kahi haʻawina makemake ʻole ʻia e pili ana i nā loina, ʻaneʻane huki ʻia i loko o ka loko no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻike ʻo Shelly i ka wā e kū ai a ma hope o kona ʻoluʻolu e kiʻi i kāna pēke mai wai, loaʻa ʻo ia i ka harpoon no ka hoʻāʻo.

ʻAʻole ʻoe i loko o ke ʻano ʻoi loa o nā ʻano.

1 - ʻO Shelly

ʻO wai ka mea aloha ʻole iā Shelly (Larry Zerner)? ʻAe, kūpono ʻole ʻo ia ma nā pae āpau, ʻaʻole ʻike i ka wā e haʻalele ai a ʻaʻohe o lākou manaʻo pehea e hoʻokokoke ai i nā mea me Vera, akā aloha ʻia ʻo ia. ʻAʻole lanakila ka hapa nui o nā kāne i nā sweepstakes genetical a like me Rick (Paul Kratka), no laila ua hōʻike ʻo Shelly i kēlā me kēia kāne. ʻO ia ka ʻehā e hoʻāʻo nei e lilo i mea maikaʻi me 10 a nalo wale. Wahi a ia, ke haʻihaʻi mau nei ʻo ia i nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka a me ka hele ʻana a puni me ka manaʻolana e loaʻa i kēlā me kēia manawa ka manawa maikaʻi, ua loaʻa wale iā ia ka pōʻino o ke akamai ʻole i ka nohona. Ua hōʻike ʻo ia iā Ali a me kāna mau hoa hana i ka manawa hea, hiki iā ia ke leʻaleʻa me ka mea ʻoi loa o lākou a he kāne makehewa no ka mea, no ka mea, ʻo Shelly ka mea i hōʻeha ʻia e kahi ʻeha i hana ʻia nona iho i kapa ʻia ke keikikāne uē wolf.

A inā ʻaʻole i hōʻike ʻo Shelly i Gun Media's Pōʻalima ke 13th: ʻO ka Pāʻani, e lilo ka po i mea uku.

Mahalo nui loa iā ʻO Chris Fischer no ke kiʻi pena hiʻona.