He ʻōlelo ikaika ka ʻōlelo hōʻino, akā no kekahi, pili paha ia i ka mea aʻu e ʻōlelo ai.

ʻIke pinepine ka poʻe kipa iHorror i kaʻu aloha Pōʻalima ke 13^th, Kane Hodder i ke kikoʻī, akā ʻo ka nui o ka manaʻo aʻu e hāʻawi ai iā ia (a ʻo ka nui o kaʻu e nānā nei i ka 2009 hou hou), ʻo ka nui o koʻu manaʻoʻiʻo no Derek ka hōʻike maikaʻi loa a Jason Voorhees Mears.

Nānā, loaʻa iaʻu, pehea e hiki ai i kahi kāne ke hele mai i ka ʻumikūmālua paʻi o kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni aʻoi aku ka maikaʻi loa? ʻĀ, ʻaʻole ia wale nā ​​mea paʻakikī e pane.

Hoʻopili paʻa ʻia nā mea aloha weliweli i ka wā i hala; ʻo ke ala wale nō ia. Hoʻohui pū ʻia mākou i nā "lā hanohano" o nā kanawalu slasher flicks, a he hapa nui o mākou e lilo i ka manaʻo ʻo ka ʻoi loa o ke ʻano e hāʻawi ai i ka nānā hope me nā manaʻo paʻa paʻa mau a mamao loa ma waena o kēia mau lā.

ʻAʻoleʻoiaʻiʻo kēlā, ʻoiai? I nā makahiki ʻelua i hala iho nei ua loaʻa iā mākou ʻO ka Witch, Mai hanu, mahae a Hele i waho, a me Malihini: Kauoha a IT ma ke ala.

No laila e hoʻokuʻu i kēlā mea hoihoi i nā mea i hala a kaupaona i nā mea no ka mea.

ʻAʻole mākou e kamaʻilio e pani ana ʻo Stephan Smith Collins ʻO Doug Bradley a i ʻole Jackie Earle Haley e heʻe wāwae ana i nā kāmaʻa o Robert Englund ma aneʻi, no ka mea ʻo Hodder kahi ʻehā mau hana ma kahi ʻē aʻe, ua hoʻokani ka nui o nā kāne i ka mea kahakaha ʻo Camp Crystal Lake.

Ua kiʻekiʻe aʻe kekahi ma luna o ka hoʻokūkū. Ua hāʻawi ʻo Richard Brooker i kā mākou ʻike mua ma Jason ma ke ʻano he mea pepehi kanaka maikaʻi. He kanaka mau nō naʻe, kahi ʻano bumble i ka hoʻokō ʻana, akā ʻo ka mea a Jason e lilo ai i hoʻomaka me ke ʻano o ka mōhai a Brooker Māhele III. A laila hoʻonohonoho ʻo Ted White i ke kūlana e hoʻokolokolo ʻia ai kā Jason āpau ma kēia hope aku ʻO ka Mokuna Hope, a ua lawe ʻo Kane i ka zombie iā Jason i kahi pae ʻē aʻe mai Ke Koko Hou ma Jason X.

Hōʻike Fantastic i nā mea āpau, akā ʻaʻohe mea e ana iā Mears.

No ke aha mai? ʻOiaʻiʻo.

Ma mua o ka hala ʻana o kekahi i kēlā ʻōlelo, e wāwahi kākou. Aia kekahi mea o ka goofiness i ka hapa nui o nā Jason i mālama ʻia iā mākou i loko o nā makahiki, a ʻaʻole palekana nā kaʻao i luna i kēlā ʻōlelo hōʻino. ʻO ka mea i hoʻokaʻawale iā Mears mai ke kahua ʻo ia ke ala kūpono i hoʻokokoke aku i ke ʻano.

No ka manawa mua loa ua hiki iā mākou ke hilinaʻi pono iā Jason, kahi o kēlā me kēia hana i helu ʻia a hoʻomaka ʻia no nā kumu i kūpono.

ʻAʻole hele hewa ʻo Mears 'Voorhees i ke kahua o kahi hoʻomoana e luku ana i nā mea āpau āna i launa pū ai; waiho ʻia i ka prologue o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Richie (Ben Feldman), "Loaʻa iaʻu. Hana ʻoe i ka mea āu e hana ai e ola. ” Ma hope, iā Clay (Jared Padalecki) i kū ai i ka hale o kahi luahine e nīnau inā ua ʻike ʻo ia i kona kaikuahine nalowale, ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻaʻole ʻike ka poʻe i kahi e hele wāwae ai i kēlā mau ʻāpana. Makemake wale ka poʻe e waiho hoʻokahi, “a ʻo ia pū kekahi.”

Hoʻopili kēlā mau ʻōlelo i nā mea āpau āu e ʻike ai e pili ana i ka hōʻike hou o Voorhees. ʻAʻole pili kēia Jason i ka heʻe ʻana a me ka luku ʻana, no ke ola ia a me ka pale ʻana i kona home. ʻO ia nō ka manaʻo o Damian Shannon lāua ʻo Mark Swift i ke ala a lāua i kākau ai i ke ʻano, akā ua lawe ʻo Mears i kēlā manaʻo i kahi pae ʻē aʻe.

Ua haʻi ʻo Mears ponoʻī ua hana ʻo ia i nā noiʻi hou aʻe ma mua o kāna mea e pono ai e hoʻokō i ka kuleana o Jason, akā ua uku nā haʻawina home.

Ua komo ka ʻōiwi o Bakersfield, Kaleponi i ka psychology keiki a me nā hopena o ka nalo ʻana o kahi makua i ka wā ʻōpio, a me nā kaʻawale a me nā ʻenehana e ola ai. ʻIke mākou iā Jason ʻaʻole i hōʻike ʻia ma ke ʻano he kanaka wale nō, akā no ka manawa mua, ma ke ʻano he kanaka he.

Ua ʻike mākou i ka ʻauhau ʻana i ka nalowale o kona makuahine, pehea ka nalowale, ʻo ia wale nō a huikau ʻo Jason. A e like me ka mea ʻē aʻe, i ka wā i huhū ʻia ai ʻo ia, makemake ʻo ia e hana, e hōʻike i ka poʻe āpau ʻaʻole ʻo ia e lawehala ʻia, a huhū ʻo ia ke hiki ʻole ke loaʻa iā ia nā mea hoʻomāinoino iā lākou e peʻe ana ma lalo o nā waʻa.

ʻAʻole kēia he mau kākāʻōlelo hoʻomoana e pono e hoʻopaʻi ʻia no ka inu ʻana, kiʻekiʻe a moekolohe paha e like me nā lāpaki, akā ʻo nā mea komo hewa, i ka manaʻo o Jason, he hoʻoweliweli i kona ola. He mau malihini makemake ʻole ʻia lākou i komo i loko o kona pā hale a holoholo i loko o kona home, e nānā ana i kāna mau mea me he hotele lā. Hana ʻo ia e like me - kiʻi iā lākou ma mua o ka loaʻa ʻana iā ʻoe.

Ua hoʻokuʻu wikiwiki ʻo Jason iā lākou. E hōʻoia ʻaʻole lākou e ala aʻe i luna. Ua hoʻonohonoho ʻo ia i nā uea huakaʻi a puni ke kahua hoʻomoana e hoʻokuʻi iā ia i kahi pilikia kokoke, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kāna mau make ma mua o ka elaborate. E pili ana i ke ola, ʻaʻole ʻono i ka pepehi kanaka. Ua hana ʻeha wale ʻo ia i nā mea make ke lawelawe ia i kumu, e maunu i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe i ke kū ʻana e kōkua i kā lākou mau hoaaloha. ʻAʻole ma ke ʻano he hoʻonohonoho no nā manawa maikaʻi, akā no ka mea ʻaʻole ia i ʻike i ka nui o lākou a i ʻole nā ​​mea kaua i loaʻa a loaʻa ʻole paha iā lākou. ʻO ke ala wale nō e hoʻihoʻi i ka lima kiʻekiʻe inā kaua ke kaua ma luna o kāna pua.

ʻO nā mea āpau a Mears i hana ai e like me ka manaʻo o Jason. He hoʻolālā, manaʻoʻiʻo ʻia a hana ʻia i waho o ke ola.

I kēia manawa, no ka poʻe e nīnau iā Jason e holoholo nei i ka hale o ka makuakāne o Trent (Travis Van Winkle), e hoʻomanaʻo pono ʻoe i ka ukali wale ʻana i ke ala a nā mea hoʻouka i kau ai iā ia. Ua hoʻoholo lākou e haʻalele i kāna pae home i haʻalele iā lākou i mea hoʻoweliweli ʻole i ka manaʻo o Jason. E kiʻi iā lākou ma mua o ka loaʻa ʻana iā ʻoe.

ʻAʻohe mea hoʻomākeʻaka a i ʻole goofy e pili ana iā Jason Voorhees o Derek Mears. ʻAe, ua holo ʻo ia a ʻoluʻolu ʻole kekahi no nā tunnels ma lalo o kahi hoʻomoana e hoʻomālamalama ana i ka pohihihi lōʻihi o kona hiki ke hele mai kahi wahi a kahi aʻe i nā mea e like me nā kekona, akā no ka manawa mua ʻaʻole ʻo Jason i maʻalahi. kahi mīkini pepehi e ʻimi nei i ke koko me ka nānā ʻole i nā kūlana.

ʻAʻole, he ʻano maoli kēia Jason i manaʻo, koʻikoʻi a ʻeha hoʻi, a ʻo kāna mea e hoʻonāukiuki ai ʻaʻole no ke kuko koko akā ke ola. A iā ʻoe ke kiʻi hulking e ʻaahu ana i kahi ʻeke ʻeke a i ʻole hock a e lawe ana i kahi machete me ka manaʻo ʻo ia ia a iā lākou paha, aia iā ʻoe nā mea hana āpau no kahi kiʻi weliweli.

"E noʻonoʻo ma ʻō aku o ka kaʻao, e kau i nā ʻōlelo maoli." Ke hui pū ʻo Swift, Shannon lāua ʻo Mears e hoʻonui i ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o Ginny (Amy Steel) mai Part II, hāʻawi lākou i kahi makana i nā mea pā o ka Pōʻalima ma nā wahi āpau, ʻo Jason weliweli loa i ka mōʻaukala franchise.