Ua hōʻea ke kauwela a ʻike ʻoe i ke ʻano o kēlā! Ua hāmama nā kahakai a me nā loko, aia ka pilau o nā ʻīlio wela i ka lewa, hoʻopiha nā kahua hoʻomoana me nā poʻe hoʻomoana pīhoihoi, a ʻo ka mea pepehi slasher i ka ʻoihana hou! He wā anu anuanu ia, akā hoʻi lākou e kīkēkē i nā mea hoʻomoana a me nā kākāʻōlelo i ko lākou komo hewa ʻana i ko lākou mau panalāʻau me ka lana o ka manaʻo o nā poʻe lohi o ka pō, hoʻomālamalama i kekahi mauʻu mauʻu, a me ka moekolohe waho. ʻAʻoleʻike iki lākou i ka mea e kali iā lākou i nā aka!

Ma ke ʻano he pepehi kanaka slasher aʻe a hiki mai nei e noʻonoʻo paha ʻoe no ke aha e kūleʻa nui ai kēia ʻano pepehi kanaka; ʻo ia no ka mea ua hele lākou i Slasher Camp, ʻoiai! ʻO Slasher Camp kahi papa he ʻewalu pule i mālama ʻia ma luna o nā mahina hoʻoilo i hana ʻole e aʻo i nā mea pepehi kanaka weliweli hiki ke ʻike, e like me ʻoe iho, pehea e hoʻomaʻamaʻa ai i kā lākou mau hana a me nā mākau kūpono no kēlā ʻike luku hoʻomoana hoʻomoana kauwela. Hoʻokahi wale nō manawa ia i ka makahiki, no laila e mākaukau ʻoe, a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kāu hana.

ʻO kahi lawehala maʻalahi, e like me ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ka holo ʻana kāu koho ʻoi loa ma kahi o ka ʻau mau i hiki ke hopena i ka heʻe ʻana i nā aʻa o ka lāʻau. Hāʻawi kēia kuhi hewa i kāu mea pio i ka manawa kūpono e lele i loko o kā lākou kaʻa a me ka motika ma waho o laila. Kali, ke holo nei ko lākou kaʻa ?! ʻAʻole ʻoe i hoʻokaʻawale i kā lākou pila uila a kāpae paha i kā lākou mau huila?! * kaniʻuhū * ʻO kēia ke kumu e pono ai ʻoe e hele i kēia kahua hoʻomoana i kaʻu mea pepehi kanaka slasher naʻaupō naʻaupō loa i ke aʻo ʻana.

Hoʻomaopopo kēlā iaʻu, lawe mai kēia i kahi mea nui ʻē aʻe; e hoʻolalelale iā ʻoe iho! E holo nō kāu mea pio mai ou aku, a ʻaʻole kūkulu ʻia ka hapa nui o lākou no ka holo lōʻihi. ʻAʻole ka hoʻomanawanui ke kaila o kāu keiki frat maʻamau a i ʻole hailuku kula nui, a ʻoiaʻiʻo ʻaʻole no ka ʻano bimbo. ʻO ka hapanui hoʻi e huakaʻi, hāʻule, a sprain i ko lākou kuʻekuʻe wāwae a ʻeha paha i ko lākou wāwae. He cliché ke kani, akā i kēia hihia e lanakila lohi a paʻa i ka heihei. Eia nō naʻe, no ka poʻe i ʻoi aku ka wāwae i hiki iā ʻoe ke heʻe me ka wikiwiki a hiki ke noho ma kahi kokoke o kāu mea i hōʻeha ʻia a hiki i ka luhi ʻana iā lākou iho a hoʻāʻo e hūnā ma hope o kahi kumulāʻau. He kumulāʻau! ʻakaʻaka * Nani wale.

ʻAe, no laila e komo i kekahi o nā kikoʻī āu e aʻo ai ma Slasher Camp. Haʻawina ʻekahi; aia iā ʻoe ka mana āpau o ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana i ke ʻano no ka mea hoʻomoana… ʻike. Pāʻani mua ʻoe me kāu poʻe i hoʻopilikia ʻia, e nānā ana iā lākou mai kahi mamao aku a nānā i ka nui o lākou. Hāʻawi kēia iā ʻoe i ka manawa e ʻike ai i ke ʻano o kā lākou pilikino no ka mea hiki ke hoʻoholo i ka mea i pepehi mua ʻia. I ka manawa like hāʻawi ia iā lākou i kēlā ʻano leʻaleʻa o ka nānā ʻana he mea hoʻonohonoho ʻano nui loa ia. ʻAʻole ʻoe makemake i kāu mea pio e palekana. Kaomi ma nā puka aniani, a waiho paha i nā "makana" e like me nā holoholona i make a puni ko lākou kahua hoʻomoana. Hoʻokomo maoli kēia mau mea i ka lauoho e kū i luna o ka hope o ko lākou ʻāʻī. ʻO ke kuhi, makemake ʻoe e kūkulu lohi i ka haunaele. ʻAʻole pono e wikiwiki i nā mea, ʻoluʻolu i ka manawa, loaʻa iā ʻoe wale nō kēia manawa kūpono i kēlā me kēia makahiki no laila e hoʻohanohano.

ʻO ka haʻawina ʻelua, ma mua o kou hōʻike ʻana iā ʻoe iho i kāu poʻe i makemake ʻia e makemake ʻoe e hoʻokaʻawale iā lākou inā ʻaʻole lākou e hana i kēia, a hana nui nā mea iā lākou iho. Mai nīnau iaʻu no ke aha. ʻO kahi ala e hana ai kēia e ʻoki i ka mana i kā lākou hale. Hoʻokahi a ʻelua paha o lākou e hele i waho e nānā. ʻAe kēia iā ʻoe e hōʻiliʻili iā lākou ma waho o ke keʻena a hūnā i ko lākou kino no ke kau ʻana ma kahi manawa hope; e hele mākou i kahi keaka ma hope.

ʻO kekahi ala maikaʻi loa e ʻauana ai lākou mai ka hui aku e hana i nā "leo walaʻau" na lākou e hoʻokolokolo ai. ʻAʻole lākou e nānā i nā hui ma mua o ʻelua a ʻekolu paha, a laila paʻakikī kēlā. ʻO ka maʻa maʻamau hele hewa kekahi mai ka hui a hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ka manawa e hoʻokaʻawale iā ia mai ka hui no ka maikaʻi. E hōʻoia ʻoe e hāmau ʻoe e pili ana iā ia. ʻAʻole pono e makaʻala i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe me kā lākou ʻuwā. ʻO kā lākou noho mālie ʻole ʻole ʻana e huki hou aku e noiʻi hou i hoʻokahi, e like me nā bipi i ka luku.

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ʻO ka haʻawina ʻekolu, hana mau i ka puka. ʻAʻole like ka puka o kēlā me kēia boogeyman, ʻo ia ka nani o ka mea pepehi slasher! E kāwili iā ia mai ka poʻe i hoʻomākaukau i ke ala ma mua ou. Ke hōʻike hope loa ʻoe i kāu mea nui makemake ʻoe e pīhoihoi a hoʻomanaʻo hoʻi ia. E hoʻomanaʻo, loaʻa hoʻokahi wale nō kou manawa e hana ai i kahi manaʻo mua. ʻO kēia kahi e pāʻani ai kā mākou papa "kiki puka". E ʻike maʻalahi kekahi o ʻoukou i kēia ma mua o nā mea ʻē aʻe. Eia nō naʻe, aia kekahi mau ala ʻē aʻe e hele ai inā ʻoi aku kou lolo ma mua o ka brawn. ʻO ka hiamoe ʻana ma hope o lākou a huli a huli pono iā ʻoe he koho maʻamau ia, akā pono ʻoe e ʻaihue a māmā i kou mau wāwae. ʻAʻohe hehi i nā lālā a i ʻole nā ​​lau crunchy.

Ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana i nā manaʻo mua, haʻawina ʻehā, ma Slasher Camp makemake ʻoe e noʻonoʻo i ka ʻano āu e makemake ai e nānā no ka mea ʻaʻole e loli kēia… mau loa. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe he ʻeke burlap ma luna o kou poʻo a laila ʻike i kahi hoʻomaikaʻi ʻoi aku ka makaʻu, a laila ma nā loli āpau. E ʻoluʻolu e hoʻololi. ʻO kēia kou kaila kau inoa a e kūkulu ʻia i loko o nā ʻōlelo a nā poʻe e pili ana iā ʻoe no nā makahiki a me nā makahiki, ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e ʻike ʻia ʻoe ma ke ʻano he ʻeke ʻeke ma hope o kekahi hanauna.

ʻO kahi mask hockey, kahi lole wili ʻulaʻula a me ʻōmaʻomaʻo, a mask William Shatner i pena ʻia i keʻokeʻo, ʻo kēia mau kiʻi hoʻohālikelike āpau e pili ana i hoʻokahi mea pepehi kanaka a hoʻokahi wale nō mea pepehi. Hiki iā ʻoe ke uku i ka hoʻohanohano i kahi nānā akā MAI KOPI! He kānāwai cardinal kēia no nā mea pepehi slasher. He aha kou ʻano? E ʻike i kāu nānā ponoʻī i loko o kā mākou papa 'Hana Masker a me nā Lākeke'!

Ma ke ʻano he disclaimer: ʻo ka ʻili ʻili ʻeleʻele e komo ana, ʻo ka drill mana e hāpai ana i ka songbird ʻaʻole wau he haumāna naʻu, ʻaʻole wau kuleana.

Lawe kēia iā mākou i ka haʻawina ʻelima; e like me ka nui o kou nānā i kāu mea kaua. ʻO kekahi o nā mea pepehi slasher i hele mai ma mua o kāu koho ʻana i hoʻokahi mea kaua wale nō, ʻo nā mea ʻē aʻe kā lākou i hele ai i ka mea kaua o ke koho a laila hoʻomaikaʻi i ka wā e loaʻa ai ka makala i mea hana. ʻO kekahi mau manawa e hoʻohana wale kekahi i ko lākou mau lima a me ka ikaika ikaika.

Inā ʻoe e lilo i hoʻokahi mea kaua o ka mea pepehi slasher pono ʻoe e hoʻoholo i ka wanaʻao. He koho pono ʻole ia e hana ai no ka mea inā hoʻokaʻawale ʻia ʻoe mai kēlā hana a haʻalele ʻoe i ka mana ʻole. Eia naʻe, inā hiki iā ʻoe ke mālama iā ia ma kou ʻaoʻao he mea ia e makaʻu ai e like me ʻoe. E lilo ia i ʻāpana o ʻoe a kūkulu ma luna o kou ʻike, a ʻo ia kekahi mea e hiki ke hana i kahi mea pepehi slasher i kahi kūleʻa maoli.

Haʻawina ʻeono; ke koho pono ʻoe i kahi mea kaua, a i ʻole nā ​​mea kaua e pili ana i kou kaila, e hoʻohana maikaʻi loa kā mākou papa ʻo "Kill Zone" iā ʻoe! Hoʻomaʻamaʻa i kā mākou dummies analog kāhea mākou iā "Vic" a i ʻole "Vicky," pōkole no ka "mea hōʻeha" ʻoiaʻiʻo ... akamai mākou ma aneʻi ma Slasher Camp. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke koʻikoʻi i ka nui o kēia papa. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke haʻi iā ʻoe i nā manawa a mākou i puka ai i kahi puka puka i waho i ke kahua a haʻalele i kā lākou mea pio no ka mea manaʻo lākou ʻo ka instinc wale nō ka mea e pono ai. E like me kekahi mea i ke ola pono ʻoe e hoʻomaʻamaʻa.

I kēia manawa ua hele mākou i ka papa ʻehiku ma Slasher Camp, ke hoʻokau nei. ʻAʻole hoʻoholo nā mea pepehi slasher āpau e hana i kēia, akā ʻo ka poʻe i hana maoli he haku o kā lākou hana, a hana lākou ia mea loa maikaʻi. ʻO ka mea āu e makemake ai e hōʻiliʻili i kāu mea pio a hōʻuluʻulu iā lākou i kahi e kū ai kāu mea i hōʻino ʻia, ʻo ka wahine maʻamau, ʻaʻole e loaʻa maʻalahi iā lākou. Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻolōʻihi i kahi manawa e kau iā lākou; paha ma ka papa ʻaina awakea a i ʻole ma kahi o ka hale kahiko i nā kūlana like ʻole.

A laila, ʻo ke kaikamahine hope wale nō ka mea i waiho iā ʻoe e mālama iā ia ma laila, e ʻimi mālie ana ma hope ona a e hōʻoia ana ke hele nei ʻo ia i ke ala kūpono. I ka manawa āpau ʻaʻole ʻike ʻia kāu mau kumu iā ia, a iā ia e ʻike ai i kēlā wahi manaʻo ʻo ia ia kahi palekana. Eia nō naʻe, ke hele ʻo ia i loko a hoʻāʻo e hoʻā i nā kukui a i ʻole manaʻo e pili ana i kahi mea kaua a laila ʻike ʻo ia i nā kino make o kāna mau hoaaloha! Hāʻawi iā ia i ka makaʻu hope loa e hoʻonāwaliwali ai i kona makemake e ola a neʻe ʻoe i loko no ka make.

Minamina paha kēia e hoʻi i hope, a ʻo kēia ke ʻano o kā mākou puka puka ʻoi loa me nā poʻo inoa i loko o ko mākou Hale Helu Hoʻohanohano Kino. I kekahi manawa lilo ka manaʻo o ka eo i ka mana, keu hoʻi inā he wahine puʻupaʻa kēia kaikamahine. ʻAʻole maopopo iā mākou ke kumu, akā hiki iā ia ke pakele i kou lima, a make paha kekahi o ʻoukou iā ia.

Inā he mea pepehi slasher maoli ʻoe ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pepehi iā ʻoe. ʻO kēlā me kēia mea pepehi maikaʻi ʻike i ka wā i eo ai lākou a pono e pāʻani i ka posum. ʻO kēia kahi mea a mākou e uhi nui ai i kā mākou papa hope ma mua o ka hoʻokuʻu ʻana iā ʻoe i waho i ka honua.

ʻOiai he nui nā haʻawina a me nā hoʻomaʻamaʻa āu e kiʻi ai ma ke ala, ʻo kēia ka ʻōkuhi kumu o nā mea āu e ʻike ai i loko o ʻewalu mau pule ma aneʻi ma Slasher Camp. E aʻo ʻoe mai kāu kumu aʻo, e like me nā mea haʻi ʻōlelo kipa i kūpuna o ke kula, a mai kou mau hoa papa. ʻAʻole e ola nā kānaka āpau a loaʻa paha i nā ala ʻē aʻe, e like me ka henchman a i ʻole hoʻomanaʻo iki ʻia akā like pū ka mea nui o ka mea pepehi kanaka sidekick… ʻĀ, ʻĀ, ʻaʻole paha "nui like" akā aloha ʻia i kā lākou ala ponoʻī Nānā ʻole ʻia, ʻo Slasher Camp kahi manawa āu i ʻike ai i ke ola holoʻokoʻa inā loaʻa iā ʻoe nā mea kūpono e lilo i hoʻokahi o nā mea pepehi kanaka maʻamau e makaʻu ʻia a puni ke ahi hoʻomoana a i ʻole nā ​​mea hiamoe no nā makahiki e hiki mai ana.

Inā ʻoe kahi hoʻomoana e nānā nei e ola i Slasher Camp, heluhelu i kēia ʻatikala ma aneʻi e pili ana i kā mākou papahana ma Camp Slasher, he papahana he ewalu pule no ka poʻe hoʻomoana !!