Ua kokoke mai ke kauwela a ʻo ka manawa kēia e hopu ai i kāu mau mea hana a lawe i nā keiki i kahi hoʻomoana… a hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe iho me ka naʻaupō! ʻAʻole maopopo i ka mea e ʻeke ai? Mai hopohopo, loaʻa iā mākou ke alakaʻi ola i kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli, mamao loa a leʻaleʻa e hoʻomākaukau iā ʻoe no ke ola ʻana ma kahi hoʻomoana!

Nui aʻe nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻomoana, e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, akā ʻo kēia ka papa inoa o nā mea i loaʻa ke ʻano maoli iā lākou e hoʻihoʻi mai iaʻu i ka wā ʻōpio a hele i nā huakaʻi hoʻomoana a ulu aʻe e nānā ana i nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli i ke kauwela. No laila, ʻaʻole lākou ma ke ʻano kikoʻī.

ʻO Evil Dead (1981)

Manaʻo ʻia ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli a hoʻoweliweli, no laila he aha kahi maikaʻi e hoʻomaka ai? ʻO ia ka hana mua a nā moʻolelo weliweli ʻo Bruce Campbell lāua ʻo Sam Raimi a loaʻa pū kekahi i ka nui o ka gore a me ka haʻalulu i hui pū ʻia me kahi ʻakaʻaka e hoʻohauʻoli iā ʻoe i ka manawa āpau.

Ke hele nei kahi hui o nā hoaaloha ʻehā i kahi hale i loko o ka ululāʻau no ka brews, meaʻai, a me ka manawa maikaʻi. ʻAʻohe mea hiki ke hōʻeha i kēia wahi hoʻomaha liʻiliʻi ... maikaʻi, a hiki i ka wā e hina ai lākou i ka Necronomicon i loko o ka hale haʻahaʻa a kāhea ʻole i nā mea make daimonio!

Hoʻokahi a lawe ʻia lākou e nā mana ʻino a hiki i ka mea ola hoʻokahi ʻo Ash ke kaua (a ʻoki) i kāna mau hoaaloha i kēia manawa inā makemake ʻo ia e hana i ke kakahiaka. hewa make ua hoʻopuka pū kekahi i ʻelua mau hopena, Make ʻino 2: Make e Dawn a Poe kaua o ka pouli, ʻo ia nā mea ʻelua kūpono o ka mea kumu, e lilo i goofie me kēlā me kēia ʻāpana.

ʻO Cheerleader Camp (1988)

ʻO ia ke kahua hoʻomoana maikaʻi loa no nā pākeke e pāʻani i nā ʻōpio e pepehi ʻia ana, e like me ka 80's icon Leif Garrett. ʻO ia, me kāna hoaaloha a me nā lālā ʻē aʻe o kā lākou hui hauʻoli, e hele i Camp Hurray e hoʻomaʻamaʻa no ka hopena hope a lawe mai i ke gula i ka home…

ʻO kekahi o nā mea hoʻohauʻoli, a me kā mākou heroine o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo Allison, e loaʻa ana i nā hihiʻo ʻē aʻe a me nā moeʻuhane o nā poʻe hoʻomoana ʻē aʻe i pepehi ʻia, akā ua ʻike ʻia he ʻoiaʻiʻo ka moeʻuhane! He kiʻiʻoniʻoni naʻaupō maikaʻi a ʻaʻole paʻakikī loa ma mua o kaʻu i wehewehe ai.

Manaʻo wau he mea kaulana loa ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni no ka loaʻa ʻana o nā mea keaka i maopopo i ka waena o kanakolu makahiki e pāʻani ana i nā kula kiʻekiʻe. ʻIke wau e pili ana i kēlā me kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hana i kēia, akā ʻo kekahi o lākou he ʻōpala haʻuki, he koʻo wāwae a ʻo Leif Garrett ke hoʻoluliluli nei i ka piko o ka wahine kāne make. ʻAʻole ʻo ia wale nō, hele mai lākou ma ke ʻano he poʻe ʻoliʻoli ʻole.

ʻO kekahi, ʻo ia hoʻi, he "keiki" nui loa me ka nānā ʻana i nā kaikamahine me kahi camcorder, kahi e hopu ai i kona hopena. Hoʻomanaʻo wau e hoʻohana wau e huikau i kēia me a Friday ka 13th kiʻiʻoniʻoni i koʻu wā ʻōpio. A i ʻole ma muli paha o ka waena o ke alanui kēia mea, e kāwili pū ʻia ana me nā poʻe ʻokiʻoki ʻē aʻe.

ʻO Burning (1981)

ʻAʻole maikaʻi nā kamaliʻi, ʻoiai ke aʻo nei ʻo Cropsy pōʻino i ka wā e hele hewa ai kahi prank, e hoʻopau iā ia i ke ahi a e hōʻeha iā ia no ke ola. ʻAʻole ia e kāohi iā ia mai ka hoʻi ʻana i kahi hoʻomoana a koi i ka hoʻopaʻi koko!

Hāʻule ka poʻe hoʻomoana ma Camp Stonewater i ka hoʻopaʻi ʻana a Cropsy ma hope o ka holo ʻana o kahi huakaʻi rafting, e waiho ana iā lākou e paʻa a hoʻokaʻawale i ka hui i ko lākou ʻimi ʻana i mea e pakele ai. ʻAʻole koke, ʻike ʻo Alfred awkward i ke alo o Cropy a hoʻāʻo e ʻōlelo aku i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe ma mua o ka lohi.

Ma ka pepa, kani pololei, akā ʻO ka puhi he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni slasher kūʻokoʻa loa i ʻoi aku ma mua o ka mea i manaʻo ʻia, ʻoiai a hiki i kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, hiki ke ʻike ʻia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma kona ʻano nui i hoʻoponopono ʻia (ʻo ia ka hapa nui ma muli o ke kiʻi raft kaulana). No ka hoʻomaka ʻana, he manaʻo hoihoi loa ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma waena o nā keiki, e hoʻomohala ana i nā hoaaloha hilinaʻi a me ka mea hoʻoweliweli e hōʻeha iā Alfred.

Hoʻokani ʻia nā keiki e kahi mea hoʻokani kupaianaha, me kahi ʻōpio ʻo Jason Alexander (George mai Seinfeld), ʻO Fisher Stevens (Kaapuni Pokole 1 & 2), a me Holly Hunter (e popopo ʻoe iā ia)! A ʻaʻole hoʻi e haʻi ʻia, ʻo wai ʻē aʻe āu e kiʻi ai e pepehi i kēia poʻe hoʻomoana ma nā ala weliweli ʻole e Tom Savini, ka mea i hala. Pōʻalima ka 13th Mahele 2 e hana i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

Hoʻopau ʻoe i kēlā me ka loaʻa ʻana iā Rick Wakeman o ka hui mega synth o 80 ʻAe e hana i ka helu a loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni slasher maikaʻi loa o nā manawa āpau.

ʻO Pōʻalima ka Mahele 13th VI: ʻO Jason Lives (1986)

Ua hiki iaʻu ke hoʻokau i kekahi o nā komo mai ka Friday ka 13th moʻo ma ka papa inoa, akā ʻo ka ʻeono o ka moʻo e hāʻawi nei i kekahi mea ʻaʻohe o nā hopena: he hoʻomoana maoli nā keiki ma Camp Crystal Lake. ʻAʻohe o lākou i kī ʻia i ka ʻoki kī, ʻokoʻa ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia aʻe nei ʻO ka puhi, akā, ʻaʻole ia e hoʻōki iā Jason mai ka hoʻopaʻa ʻana i ka puka hale a hoʻoweliweli i nā heebie-jeebies mai o lākou.

Ua hoʻihoʻi ʻia ʻo Jason i ke ola e kona ʻenemi ʻo Tommy Jarvis (e hoʻolilo iā ia ʻo ia wale nō ke ʻano hou, ʻokoʻa ʻo Jason, i ka Friday ka 13th series) ma ke ʻano like me Frankenstein. Pakele ʻo Tommy a hoʻāʻo e aʻo aku i nā luna kūloko e hoʻi ana ʻo Jason i Camp Crystal Lake, i kapa ʻia i kēia manawa ʻo Camp Forest Green, akā i ke ʻano kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli, ʻaʻole lākou i manaʻoʻiʻo iā ia.

ʻO ka pōʻino no ka poʻe kākāʻōlelo, a me kekahi mau mea momona o ka hui ma kahi hoʻomaha paintball a me nā kamaʻāina o ia wahi, ka mea i hoʻouna ʻia ma nā ala ʻino i ka hiki ʻana mai o Jason. ʻO wau iho, ʻo kaʻu punahele kēia o ka moʻo ʻoiai ke manaʻo nei au he ʻano ʻokoʻa loa a ʻokoʻa o ka puʻupuʻu, me ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi ʻano parodic o ka leʻaleʻa.

Madman (1982)

Makemake ʻoe i kahi hoʻomoana slasher piha i ke ʻano a me ka lewa, i hoʻopiha ʻia me nā pepehi kanaka ma luna?

ʻO ia ka lā hope o kahi hoʻomoana no nā keiki e like me kā lākou alakaʻi poʻo ʻo Max i haʻi iā lākou i ka moʻolelo o Madman Marz, nāna i pepehi i kāna wahine a me kāna keiki a kau ʻia no kāna hewa… akā ua nalowale kona kino. ʻAʻole hiki ke ʻōlelo ʻia kona inoa ma luna o ka hāwanawana, no laila, ʻo ka leo nui, nā kamaliʻi pupule e hoʻōho i kona inoa a hoʻopaʻi iā lākou i ka make weliweli a me ka ʻino.

ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻike ʻia ʻo Marz me ka ikaika o ke kanaka a hoʻomaka ʻo ia e pepehi i kēia mau kākāʻōlelo maikaʻi ʻole, ʻo kekahi o lākou e hoʻokani ʻia e Gaylen Ross mai Dawn o ka moana, ʻoiai ʻo ia e hakakā nei me kāna pilina me TP. Ma hope o ka ʻōlelo ʻana, he kemika maikaʻi kēia mau mea aʻoaʻo a makemake ʻoe e aʻa iā lākou, akā ʻoi aku ka nui o ka nānā ʻana iā lākou e hālāwai me kahi make kiʻi.

Hoʻopili maikaʻi ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i nā manawa paʻa ʻole, hewa ʻole me nā manawa weliweli a me ka ʻino a e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma mua, loaʻa iā ia kahi kukui mahina palupalu maikaʻi iā ia, e pāʻani ana i ka manaʻo hoʻopunipuni o ka palekana. ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni e like me kēia i hoʻokomo iaʻu i ka manaʻo no nā slashers a me kahi hoʻomoana.

ʻO ka manaʻo haʻahaʻa, he mea pono e ʻike i ka holo maikaʻi a hoʻopaʻa i kahi kuʻi, akā mai manaʻo i kahi hopena hauʻoli.

Ke Kemu Moe (1983)

Inā loaʻa kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli quintessential kauwela hoʻomoana, ʻo ia nō. ʻO ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni e pili ana iā Angela a me Ricky i hoʻouna ʻia i kahi hoʻomoana e ko lāua ʻanakē nutty.

Hoʻopili ʻo Ricky me nā hoaaloha kahiko a ua haʻalele ʻia e ka hoaaloha o ke kauwela i hala, ʻo Judy, nāna ia i komo no Angela ʻilihune. Ke kiʻi ʻia nei ʻo Angela e ka poʻe hoʻomoana (a me kahi kuke palaka), hoʻomaka koke lākou e make weliweli. ʻAʻole hōʻole ka mea nona ka ʻelemakule ʻo Camp Arawak, ʻo Mel, i ka manaʻo he mea pepehi kanaka a hiki i kona huelo ʻōpio wela (ʻae, hōʻike ʻia he pilina ʻo ia me kekahi o nā kākāʻōlelo) i make. Manaʻo ʻo Mel ʻo Ricky ʻoiai ua nalowale nā ​​​​keiki no Angela. Akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke pepehi, ʻeā?

Kapu hoʻomoana Manaʻo ʻia e like me ka puʻuwai puʻuwai koʻikoʻi o ke kauwela i kekahi manawa, a laila e huli pōʻeleʻele ke pepehi ʻia kekahi o nā keiki. I kekahi manawa, poina iā ʻoe ke nānā nei ʻoe i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli, e hoʻoheheʻe ʻia ana i kāna mau hana hoʻohiwahiwa, a laila e like me ka suckerpunch, hopu ʻo ia iā ʻoe me ka makaʻala a hāʻule iā ʻoe me nā hiʻohiʻona make nui.

ʻO ka mea e hoʻopūʻiwa ai (ma waho aʻe o kekahi o ko lākou mau makahiki), ʻo ia ka maikaʻi o ka hoʻomohala ʻana o kēia mau ʻano a me nā pilina ʻoiaʻiʻo i loaʻa iā lākou kekahi i kekahi, he mea e ʻeha ai ka naʻau ke ʻike ʻoe i ka mea e hiki mai ana iā lākou.

He mea maʻamau i loko o kaʻu puke a loaʻa iā ia kekahi o nā hopena ghastly wili o nā manawa āpau. Kona mau hope, Pākuʻi Moe II: Nā hoʻomoana hauʻoli ʻole a Pākuʻi Moe III: Wasteland ʻōpio, e hele i kahi ala hoʻohenehene slapsticky a loaʻa i ka hōkū i ke kaikuahine o ka rocker kaulana ʻo Bruce Springsteen, ʻo Pamela.

Hoʻi i ka Camp Campaway ua hoʻāʻo e hoʻi i kāna aʻa kumu, akā ʻaʻole i loaʻa ka leʻaleʻa like a kūpilikiʻi a kūleʻa ʻole. Eia kekahi, inā kūʻai ʻoe i ka Kapu hoʻomoana i hoʻonohonoho ʻia mai ka Best Buy, ua hoʻokomo ʻia i kahi ʻehā o ka disc i loaʻa nā kiʻi no ka hā o ka hopena i hoʻopau ʻia. Camp Campaway: Ka Mea Ola.

Ma Mua o Dawn (1981)

Kāhea ʻia he hui ma waena ola a Friday ka 13th, Ma Mua o Dawn nā kikowaena a puni, he aha hou aʻe, he hui o nā ʻōpio ma kahi huakaʻi hoʻomoana? Eia naʻe, ke kali nei kekahi mea i loko o ka ululāʻau iā lākou, akā ʻaʻole ia kahi mea āu e manaʻo ai.

ʻAʻole ia he mea pepehi maka, ʻaʻole hoʻi he mea ola, akā he ʻohana o nā pupule i ʻike ʻole ʻia e kahi kahu nahele kūloko i hoʻokani ʻia e George Kennedy. I ka pō o ka inu ʻana a me ka hula hoʻokahi a puni ke ahi, hoʻokokoke ʻia lākou e kahi ʻāʻī ʻulaʻula kūloko a ʻōlelo ʻia e haʻalele, akā hoʻolohe anei lākou? ʻAʻole naʻe.

ʻAʻole i liʻuliʻu ma hope o ka hōʻea ʻana o ka lua ʻakaʻaka a hoʻopau i kēia poʻe hoʻomoana a i ka emi ʻana o ko lākou helu, ʻike lākou pono lākou e hele i ka mea mālama nahele a kāhea i ke kōkua… inā hiki iā lākou ke hana.

Ma Mua o Dawn kahi mea iki wale nō ma waho o ka maʻamau maʻamau keu pono o ka uaki. Hōʻike ia i kahi mea ʻona Mel mai Kapu hoʻomoana me he mea hahai holoholona.

ʻO ka nahele (1982)

ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o nā kāne ma mua o nā wahine. He mea ʻoiaʻiʻo… a i ʻole ma ka liʻiliʻi paha e like me nā ʻano macho o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

Ke makemake nei e hōʻoia i kā lāua mau kāne i ko lāua maikaʻi e like me nā mea ola e like me lāua, ua hele ʻo Sharon lāua ʻo Teddi i ka ululāʻau no ka hopena pule o ka hoʻomoana me kā lāua mau mea koʻikoʻi, ʻo Charlie lāua ʻo Steve, e hui pū ana me lākou ma hope. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, pehea ka paʻakikī o ka hoʻomoana?

He loea ʻo Teddi mai kona heluhelu ʻana pehea e hana ai i loko o kahi puke. ʻAʻole koke, hoʻāʻo ʻia nā mākau ola o kēlā me kēia kanaka i ka wā e ʻimi ʻia ai lākou e kahi maniac e noho ana i loko o ia mau ululāʻau, e ʻimi ana i nā mea pio kanaka a ʻai i kāna mea i hopu ai! ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, ua aʻo aku kekahi mau keiki ʻuhane i kā mākou poʻe i pakele i ka pōʻino e pili ana.

He lohi lohi ia, kaena ʻana i nā montages hiking ma ka pale ma ka mōʻaukala hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni a he liʻiliʻi loa ia i loko o ke koko a me ka puʻuwai ʻoihana, akā ua hoʻopiha ʻia me kahi hoʻomoana (ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia) maʻamau, e like me ka hana ʻino a me ke kamaʻilio ʻakaʻaka.

Ke ho'āʻo nei hoʻi lākou e hoʻopau i ka mea pepehi kanaka, hāʻawi iā ia i kahi moʻolelo pōʻino a me kahi hiʻohiʻona hoʻoweliweli kahi i ʻike ʻole ai ʻo Charlie lāua ʻo Steve, ʻo wai kā lāua malihini hoʻomoana, e ʻae i kāna kono e ʻaina a ʻai i nā koena i kālua ʻia o kekahi o nā mea.

Mai Hele i ka Woods (1981)

ʻIke piʻipiʻi hoʻi i kapa ʻia Mai hele i loko o ka ulu lāʻau ... Alone ma muli o (kahi paha) kahi hoʻonohonoho tagline ʻano ʻē, ʻo ia ke kiʻi ʻē aʻe i kū i ke kani me The Forest, he hoʻomoana loa a he hammy maikaʻi loa, akā ʻo ia ka mea maikaʻi loa.

I kēia manawa, ua maʻa paha ʻoe i ka ʻike ʻana, "E hele ana kahi hui o nā hoaaloha i kahi hoʻomoana a pepehi kekahi iā lākou." He mea maʻalahi paha ia i ka synopsis, akā… ʻo ia ka mea! He kanaka hysterical a grizzly me he mea lā ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻau a ʻōwili iā ia iho i ka ʻupena camo e holo a puni kahi wahi ulu lāʻau ʻike ʻole a pepehi i nā mea a pau āna e hālāwai ai me ka pahi.

Aia kekahi pūʻulu hoʻomoana o ka poʻe hoʻomoana e lawelawe nei ma ke ʻano he poʻe koʻikoʻi ko mākou, akā ʻo ka hapa nui o kā lākou mau hiʻohiʻona e hele a puni, e aʻo ʻia i ka pōʻino o ka ululāʻau e ko lākou alakaʻi, a laila e ʻoki ʻia i kahi kanaka ʻē aʻe i waho o ka ululāʻau. ʻoki ʻia ka lima a i ʻole ka hou ʻia a make.

He ʻakaʻaka nā hopena a i ka wā e hui pū ai ʻoe me nā ʻano ʻano hoʻohenehene, Mai hele i ka ululāʻau He manawa maikaʻi loa kēia e loaʻa ai. ʻIke ʻia kahi nui o ka uila e hōʻino iā ʻoe, akā e hauʻoli ʻoe i kou nānā ʻana iā ia.

ʻO ka pō of the Demon (1980)

Ua lohe mau ʻoe i ka moʻolelo o Bigfoot a pehea ʻo ia i ʻoki ai i ka weiner o ka biker? A i ʻole pehea ʻo ia i wili ai i kahi mea hoʻomoana i loko o kāna ʻeke moe me he mea lā he poʻokela Shot Put a kau i ke kanaka ʻilihune ma luna o ka lālā lāʻau? ʻAʻole? A laila, e huli i lalo, no ka mea, he Video Nasty ʻē kēia.

Huikau pinepine me ʻO ka pō o nā daimonio a i ʻole ka 1957 monster flick o ka inoa hoʻokahi, kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni, manaʻoʻiʻo a ʻaʻole paha, ʻaʻole ia he daimonio. Ma ka liʻiliʻi, ʻaʻole ma ka wehewehe. Hōʻike ʻia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa e kahi mea ola wāwae nui, he kumu aʻoaʻo anthropology ma ke kulanui kūloko, ma ke ʻano flashback, ʻoiai ʻo ia a me kāna mau haumāna e ʻimi nei i ka moʻolelo.

Hoʻokaʻawale iki ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻoki i hope ma waena o ka papa e kū a puni a kamaʻilio me nā flannels i nā hiʻohiʻona kiʻi o ka rampage pepehi kanaka a Bigfoot (e like me ka lapuwale e like me nā hopena kūikawā). Ma kā lākou huakaʻi, ʻike lākou ʻo ka monster a lākou e ʻimi nei ʻo ia ka hānau ʻana o kahi wahine i manaʻo ʻia he kupua (ma ka liʻiliʻi loa e like me kona makuakāne) ma hope o ka hoʻopaʻa ʻia ʻana.

No kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni b haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa, aia kahi mea e hana nei i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ke hoʻoikaika nei lākou i nā palena. ʻO kā lākou hui ʻana me kahi sasquatch i ka climax he montage hilarious a me ke koko o ka slo-mo, ka leʻaleʻa puʻuwai ʻaʻole makemake ʻoe e nalo.

A hiki i ka makahiki aʻe, e ka poʻe hoʻomoana, e hoʻopaʻa paʻa i kēlā hale lole!

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