Mālama kekahi o nā mea weliweli maikaʻi loa iā lākou iho maalea a makaʻu hoʻi kokoke i ka home. ʻIʻo ʻinoʻino ʻaʻole paha e hiki ke koi i ka maʻalea, no ka mea e like me ka inoa e hōʻike nei, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kēia e pili ana i kekahi ʻiʻo maikaʻi ʻole. ʻO ke ʻano o ka ʻiʻo e kumu ai ka ʻeha tummy maikaʻi ʻole wale nō, akā alakaʻi pū ʻia hoʻi i kekahi mau hihia koʻikoʻi o ka huhū ʻana i ka cannibalism.

 

Mālama ʻo ia iā ia e pili iā ia iho i ka home, kokoke iki no ka hōʻoluʻolu e ʻōlelo paha kekahi. No kēlā me kēia mea i ulu aʻe ma lalo o kahi ʻohana koʻikoʻi o nā loina ultra-conservative a me kahi ʻano hyper o ka hoʻomana e ʻike ʻoe i kahi liʻiliʻi o kaʻu e manaʻo nei. Hoʻomaopopo wau i ke kiʻi ʻana i nā mea nihi ke nānā wau i nā pepa e pili ana i nā hale kūkulu hou kahi e huki maoli ʻia ai nā keiki mai ko lākou wahi moe i ka pō a lawe ʻia i kēia mau wahi hoʻomoana pouli. ʻAʻole i ʻoi aku ka hewa o kēia mau keiki ma mua o koʻu ulu ʻana. ʻO kā lākou mau hewa - ʻaʻole e hālāwai me nā mea a ko lākou mau mākua i manaʻo ai.

 

 

ʻAʻole kūpono ka hoʻopilikia ʻana i ka ʻōpio. Hoʻonohonoho ʻokoʻa ʻia, ʻokoʻa ʻia i waena o nā kaikaina a me nā mākua - ka poʻe a lākou i aloha ai a ulu aʻe i ka hilinaʻi - ke polarizing nei no ka hilinaʻi ʻōpio. No laila ke hoʻouna ʻia aku kahi keiki no ka ʻokoʻa a no ka lilo ʻana i kahi ʻē, ua kū kēlā lua anuanu o ka maopopo ʻole i ke kumu o ko lākou ʻōpū a ʻo ke kūpaʻa i koe no lākou ua haki.

 

Nui kēlā mea e hana pū ai. A kū kēia mea. Weliweli! Me he mea lā he kahua kūpono loa ia no kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli maikaʻi, ʻaʻole ʻoe e noʻonoʻo?

 

 

ʻIʻo ʻinoʻino hana wale ia. Hoʻonohonoho ia i ka mea nānā i ka mālama o ka maniacal Doug Kendrew (ʻO Mark Pellegrino) a me kāna mau lutanela ʻekolu e mālama pono i ka pololei ma waena o nā neʻer-do-well-maikaʻi ʻole ma lalo o kā lākou mālama. Pāleʻa nui ʻo Pellegrino i kāna kuleana. ʻO kāna ʻano he mea hoʻopilipili Nazi-kūwili e heluhelu hauʻoli ana e pili ana i nā mea weliweli o nā hoʻomoana make ma ke ʻano he hoʻokipa wā moe.

 

 

Inā ʻoe e haʻohaʻo i kahi ʻē aʻe āu e ʻike ai i kēia diabolo maikaʻi, maikaʻi loa ʻoe kokoke i ka māka. Kaulana ʻo Pellegrino no ka hoʻokani ʻana iā Lucifer ma CW's Kupua. No laila, ke holo nei ʻo Sātana iā ia iho kēia kikowaena. Hoʻokahi manawa i hele mai ke kanaka me ke aloha maoli a aneane e hāʻawi i hoʻokahi auneke o kahi mea e pili ana i nā ʻōpio i kāna mālama. A laila, e like me ke kuapo kukui, huli ʻo ia a hoʻomanaʻo iā mākou he monster ʻo ia i loaʻa i kahi maʻi maʻi mai ka psychologically screwing me kēia mau keiki.

 

Ke kamaʻilio nei no ka hōʻoluʻolu - no laila kēlā mau leʻaleʻa? ʻAe, ʻino lākou. Pehea e hiki ai iā lākou ke hoʻokō i nā hana demented a Kendrew a ʻaʻole ʻoiaʻiʻo? Hoʻokahi o lākou e kīkī i ka noho ʻana ma waho o nā puka aniani a nānā i nā wahine ʻōpio e wehe i ka lole. ʻO nā mea ʻē aʻe ʻelua, maikaʻi hoʻolohe kekahi i nā kaikamahine ma o kā lākou puka laka ʻoiai ʻo kāna hoa hana, um, hauʻoli ʻo ia. Inā makemake ʻoe e ʻike i ke ʻano o ia, ʻo ia ke kumu hou aʻe e ʻike ai i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

 

 

So ʻIʻo ʻinoʻino wili maikaʻi ʻia, akā ma nā ʻano āpau e hoʻonohonoho i kahi lewa claustrophobic maikaʻi o ka manaʻolana ʻole. Kanahā mile o nā ululāʻau a hoʻopuni iā ​​lākou, e hoʻopaʻa ana i nā keiki me ka quartet sadistic.

 

A laila hoʻomaka nā mea! ʻ, inā ʻoe i manaʻo ʻo ka piha ia o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - e like me aʻu - he kahaha nui kāu. No laila no ke aha i kapa ʻia ai ka pō ʻo ka ʻiʻo maikaʻi ʻole? No ka mea, luhi nui ka chef i nā ʻōlelo hōʻino lāhui āpau a hoʻolei ʻia i kona ala. Maʻi o ka hoʻomāinoino, hahau hope loa ia. Ke hōʻino nei i ka ʻiʻo i ko kēīa poʻina Pehea? ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu. ʻO wau paha i kuhi ua kau wale ʻo ia i kahi wai wai puke i loko o ka mea ʻai e hoʻowali iā lākou, akā hele ia ma ʻō aku o kēlā. ʻO nā mea ʻono ʻē aʻe āna i hoʻohui ai i kaʻiʻo hele a maikaʻi ʻole no nā mea āpau.

 

 

ʻO nā asshole ʻehā e noho aliʻi i ka hoʻokumu ʻana e ʻae ʻia e ʻai i kahi pāʻina wela maikaʻi. Hānai ʻia nā lawehala i hoʻokahi ʻuala i kēlā me kēia, i mea makemake ʻia e lākou. Ma hope o ka ʻai ʻana i ka ʻai i kēlā me kēia ʻehā e maʻi a hoʻolei. He nui. Makemake wau he nui nā puke ma aneʻi. ʻAʻole e like me kahi mea āu e ʻike ai i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Troma, akā impoly ʻole ka ʻala o kēlā wahi e lawehala loa ia.

 

No laila ʻike lākou i kā lākou hele mai i mua a ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke hauʻoli. Loaʻa lākou i kahi hihia maikaʻi ʻole o nā maʻi ʻino a hāʻule hoʻokahi i hoʻokahi e like me nā lele. ʻO kahi ʻāpana aʻu i ʻakaʻaka ai i ka manawa i maʻi ai nā kiaʻi ʻelua ma waena o ka moekolohe. No laila ke kau nei lākou ia mea i loko o kahi loko wai ke hoʻolaha ʻia ka puke puke, a e ke keiki kāne. He wahi wai! ʻAʻole maikaʻi ke neʻe o ke kai no kēlā ʻelua. Manaʻo wau aia kekahi i waho he fetish ʻano ʻē e ʻimi i ka wā e hoʻolālā ana i kēlā hanana. ʻO nā mea e paʻa ai ka ʻili, kahi kaula, nā pepeiaohao bipi a me kahi moe wai. ʻAe. I ka hopena o ka papahele holoʻokoʻa kahi momona.

 

 

 

No laila, makemake ʻoe i ʻōpū ikaika no kēia.

 

Manaʻo mākou e make lākou ma hope o kēlā mau mea, akā ʻaʻole. I ke kakahiaka aʻe ua hele lākou ʻehā i ko lākou mau wāwae, ua uhi mau ʻia i ko lākou maʻi ponoʻī, a holo i waho e maim a hānai i nā keiki.

 

 

He manaʻo maikaʻi loa ia, akā ʻoiai he maikaʻi ke hana ʻana, nui ke koko a me kahi moʻolelo paʻa e kū ai, hāʻule iki ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Aia kahi lumi no nā mea hou aku. ʻO ka hapa nui - ke kumu no ke aha.

 

I kēia manawa ʻae mua wau e makemake wau i kahi kānalua i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. E like me ka mea e ʻike i ke kumu e ala ai ka poʻe make e ʻai i ka mea ola i ʻO ka pō o ka Mea Ola? Pehea e hiki ai i kahi pahu haʻuki ke wehe i nā eka i pāpā ʻia o Hell? A i ʻole he mea e make ʻole ai ʻo Jason? ʻO ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo. Aloha au i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole pono e wehewehe iā ia iho, akā aia wale nō inā he kahua paʻa paʻa e hōʻole ʻole i ka nui o nā wehewehe ʻana.

 

ʻIʻo ʻinoʻino ʻaʻohe iā ia. ʻO kahi laʻana, pehea e hoʻohuli ai ka ʻiʻo maikaʻi ʻole i ka poʻe e ʻai iā ia i nā moʻo ʻai kanaka? ʻAʻole ʻai nā mea maʻi i kekahi i kekahi, māka wale lākou i ka poʻe i make ʻole i ka maʻi. He zombie paha lākou a i ʻole he rabies ko lākou? Loaʻa i nā mea ʻai kai kahi makemake nui i ka moekolohe. No laila ua hoʻonui wale ka ʻiʻo maikaʻi ʻole i kā lākou makemake āpau? A i ʻole ua hoʻopiha wale ʻia lākou me kahi koi ākea e hāʻawi ʻole i ka manaʻo a hana i nā mea a lākou e makemake ai?

 

ʻO kēia kahi mea hana maikaʻi loa 28 Na hope a Dawn o ka moana. I nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻelua ʻike mākou ʻo ka poʻe i loaʻa i ka maʻi huhū huhū e hoʻolahalaha iā lākou e like me ka maʻi e hoʻopau i ka poʻe i loaʻa ʻole i ka maʻi - kūpono no ka mea ke pili nei mākou i kahi maʻi. Maikaʻi loa ia! A i ʻole e ala aʻe ka poʻe make mai ko lākou mau lua kupapaʻu e hānai i ka poʻe ola.

 

 

ʻOiai ke kiʻi komikina aoao hiki ke kānalua - no hea mai ke Keʻa i laʻana? - akā hiki iā ia ke haʻi i kahi moʻolelo i kahi e waiho ʻole ʻia ai mākou e piʻoloke ma ke ʻano he anaina. Loaʻa iā mākou. ʻIʻo make ʻaʻohe alakaʻi i luna no mākou e noho i hope a hele “A ʻo ia ke kumu.”

 

Hoʻohui kekahi o nā hoʻoponopono ʻaʻole holo iki i ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

 

 

ʻO ka hapa nui o ka hana hope loa e waiho huikau ai ka mea nānā. ʻO ka hopena ʻoi loa ka ʻānai ʻana i koʻu poʻo. Minamina pū, no ka mea he punahele hou kēia naʻu. ʻAʻole ia he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maikaʻi ʻole, akā me he mea lā ʻaʻole i ʻae ʻia e nānā piha a hoʻopau ʻia.

 

Paipai paha kāu pal Manic iā ia? ʻOiaʻiʻo. ʻOiaʻiʻo makemake wau e ʻike i kou mau manaʻo pū, no laila e ʻoluʻolu e waiho i kahi ʻōlelo ma lalo nei. ʻO Manic Exorcism kēia e makemake hou ana iā ʻoe i kahi wā Halloween nui loa. Noho mau hoa aloha.