ʻO ka Easter kahi manawa nani o ka makahiki, e hōʻailona ana i ka hoʻomaka o ka puna a me ka hopena o ka hoʻoilo pouli lōʻihi. ʻO nā lā i piha me ka lā keu, nā leo o nā manu, nā pua mohala, a me ka hōʻeuʻeu i ka hōʻea ʻana mai o ka Easter Bunny.

E like me ka nui o ʻoukou, ua hoʻolauna ʻia mai wau i ka manaʻo o kahi Rabbit e hāʻawi mai ana iaʻu i kekahi momi momona i ka wā ʻōpio. Hoʻomanaʻo paha ʻoe i kāu kipa mua loa e kiʻi i kahi kiʻi kūleʻa me ka Bunny Easter? Ua holo paha ʻoe no ka ʻapo, a ua huki ʻia paha ʻoe i kona ʻūhā, ke keʻehi nei a me ka ʻuwā ʻana?

Ua hoʻopōmaikaʻi ʻia kekahi o mākou me nā bunnies hulu nani me nā papalina rosy a me ka minoʻaka hoʻokipa. Ua loaʻa ka pōmaikaʻi maikaʻi ʻole i kekahi poʻe e ke aloha ʻia e kekahi mea e like me ka monstrosity ma lalo.

Manaʻoʻiʻo wau i ka hapanui o ka poʻe o koʻu mau makahiki he kiʻi o lākou e noho ana ma nā ʻūhā o kahi mea weliweli e like me kēia. Pehea e manaʻo ai ko mākou mau mākua, a i ʻole kekahi i ko lākou noʻonoʻo pono, he manaʻo maikaʻi kēia ma mua oʻu. E noʻonoʻo i ka liʻiliʻi a ke nānā aku nei i kahi lāpaki 6 'me nā lima nunui, nā maka maka a me nā niho ʻoi !!!!

ʻAʻole e makaʻu kēlā i kahi keiki no ke ola.

E nānā hou aʻe i ke kiʻi ma luna. ʻIke paha ʻoe iā ia? Nānā kokoke (ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole i ka pālule, e ka poʻe. Nānā i ka Rabbit).

E ʻike i nā kumu ʻeleʻele nui ma kahi e pono ai nā maka. ʻO kēia ka puka i gehena kahi i hele mai ai ka Easter Bunny. Inā ʻoe e nānā lōʻihi e lawe ʻia ʻoe ma laila, ʻaʻole e ʻike hou ʻia.

Ua aʻo wau i kaʻu mau keiki i ka wā mua e mālama i ka nānā iki ʻana o ka maka no kā lākou pale ponoʻī. Inā paha lākou i hoʻolohe. E ke Akua, ua haʻo wau i kahi Timmy liʻiliʻi.

Laki no mākou, hiki i nā keiki ke ʻike i ka ʻino. ʻO ia ke kumu e lohe ai i ka uē ʻana o ka makaʻu ke kani hou nei i nā hale kūʻai āpau ma ʻAmelika i kēia mahina.

ʻIke ʻoe, ʻaʻole makemake maoli nā keiki e ʻike i ka Easter Bunny. ʻO kā lākou makua makemake iā lākou e ʻike i ka Easter Bunny. Akamai nā keiki e kūʻai ʻole aku i ko lākou ʻuhane i ka hoʻololi ʻana i kekahi mau piʻi jelly.

Serious, ʻo wai e ʻai i kēlā lapalapa? Hoʻohui, e hoʻāʻo ʻaʻole e noʻonoʻo kahi i hele mai ai kēlā mau hua. ʻAʻole like ia me ka Easter Bunny he ʻeke kilokilo e like me Santa. ʻIke ʻoe aia hoʻokahi wale nō wahi kūpono i hiki ai iā lākou ke hele mai, ʻeā?

E hōʻoia wale ai i kaʻu kumumanaʻo, ua nānā wikiwiki wau ma kaʻu kula kamaliʻi kūloko. ʻO ka ʻae aelike ʻo ia hoʻi nā keiki e "maʻi nei i kā mākou shit" me ka mea holoʻokoʻa "E hele kāua e ʻike i ka Easter Bunny" mea.

Ua hoʻohiki nā keiki āpau e loaʻa ka hoʻopaʻi ma ke ʻano he "makana kūikawā i kā mākou Huggies" no kekahi makua e koi ana iā lākou e kipa i ka bunny i kēia makahiki. He poʻe koʻikoʻi wau; e hoʻolohe i kāu mau puʻupuʻu o ka hauʻoli. ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i nā keiki i kā mākou wā e hiki mai ana?

(Hoʻolaha: ʻAʻohe he anamanaʻo maoli; he kula kamaliʻi ia no Kristo. Aloha wale wau e hana i nā mea. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo, akā naʻe, ʻaʻole makemake iki ke kumu iaʻu. Ua ʻōlelo mau ʻo ia i nā mea e like me "e hele i waho o ma aneʻi ma mua o koʻu kāhea ʻana i nā mākaʻi "a" ʻaʻole wau e ʻae hou ʻia i ke kula. "A laila ke hele nei ʻo ia e pili ana i kahi" kanaka weliweli no ka makaʻu ʻana i nā keiki liʻiliʻi ". Manaʻo wau ʻo ia ke ʻano nui.)

 

E ʻoluʻolu i nā mākua, e lawe i kēia ʻatikala ma ke ʻano he lawelawe lehulehu. Mai hoʻokau i kāu nūnū nani i ka maka make, ma hope o nā maka, he niho ʻāʻī koʻa, e ʻai keiki nei i ka Easter Bunny. Kahaha loa wau i ka ʻike ʻole ʻana i ke kolone o lākou e holo ana i nā kaʻa keʻokeʻo e haʻi ana i nā keiki he candy a me nā ʻīlio lākou.

ʻO nā Bunnies Easter wale nō nā pōpō fluffy o ka hewa i hoʻopili wale ʻia.

No laila, e ʻoluʻolu, e kiʻi i nā keiki i nā kanakē maikaʻi i kēia makahiki. ʻAʻole hou o kēia peeps a me Jelly Bean bullshit. E like me, ke kokoleka maikaʻi āu e ʻai ai i loko o ka lumipaku a i ʻole lumi lole ʻoiai e hūnā ana i kāu poʻe keiki no laila ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e kaʻana like.

(Fun Fact: ʻO kahi hui o nā lāpaki i kapa ʻia he kolone a i pūnana paha. Ma laila ʻoe e hele ai, e kiʻi ana i kahi aʻo manuahi iki mai kāu ʻoiaʻiʻo. Aloha ʻoe.)

Ua aloha a ʻino paha kāu poʻe keiki i ka Easter Bunny? Ua hāʻawi aku paha ka pipi iā ʻoe i kahi o nā mea kolo? E haʻi iā mākou i nā manaʻo ma lalo. ʻOiai ʻoe ma ia, e ʻike iā mākou i ke kanakē āu e manaʻo nei e loaʻa i loko o kāu hīnaʻi i kēia makahiki!

Mai ka ʻohana iHorror holoʻokoʻa, Happy Easter iā ʻoe a me kāu!

 

Makemake ʻoe e aʻo e pili ana i ka makaʻu Easter Bunny o nā mea āpau? aloha no ka wahie moe ʻino maikaʻi ʻo ia ʻo Iesū Bunny mai Nā lā nui!