ʻAʻole i emi iho ka lā Valentine ma mua o hoʻokahi pule, a he aha ka mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka ʻōwili ʻana me ka mea āu e aloha ai a nānā aku i kekahi e ʻoki ʻia kona lima? ʻAʻole hele pinepine ke ʻano romance me ka weliweli, akā ke hana ʻia, hoihoi mau. No kēlā mau kāne i hiki ʻole ke hoʻoholo i kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli a i ʻole rom-com no ka pō kiʻiʻoniʻoni, no ʻoe kēia papa inoa o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli. 

Inā hōʻike kēia mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka ʻaoʻao maikaʻi o ka pilina, ka ʻaoʻao maikaʻi ʻole a i ʻole ka ʻaoʻao "paʻakikī", ʻo ia mau mea a pau e hāʻawi iā ʻoe i ke kuko a me ka weliweli. E hoʻolauleʻa i ka lā ʻo Valentine i ke ala weliweli me kā mākou kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli punahele e kahe ana i kēia manawa. 'Ōlelo Aʻo: aia nā mea lawelawe a pau ma ʻAmelika.

ʻO nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli Romantic maikaʻi loa i kēia manawa

Hao (2014) – Hulu, Tubi 

Ma mua o ka puka ʻana o ka lā akā e hoʻolilo iā Lovecraftian. ʻO nā mea hoʻokani weliweli ʻo Aaron Morehead lāua ʻo Justin Benson (Ka pau ole, Synchronic) kiʻiʻoniʻoni mua Hao ʻO ia paha kekahi o kā lākou mea maikaʻi loa, me ka hoʻohui maikaʻi ʻana i kahi aloha aloha me nā hiʻohiʻona hoʻopailua o ka weliweli kino.

ʻO Evan, hoʻokani ʻia e Lou Taylor Pucci (hewa make remake), hoʻoholo e hele i Italia ma hope o ka make ʻana o kona makuahine a me ka nalowale o kāna hana. Ma laila, hui ʻo ia me Louise pohihihi, hoʻokani ʻia e Nadia Hilker (Nā kino make e hele wāwae nei) a hoʻomaka e alualu iā ia ʻoiai kekahi mau manaʻo hopohopo mua a me nā ʻano ʻano ʻē, e alakaʻi ana i kahi aloha hoʻopā i hiki ke ʻoki ʻia no nā kumu kupua. 

Me he mea lā e hele ana kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kahi kuhikuhi trope weliweli, akā ʻaʻole i pau a kāhāhā loa me kāna kumuhana. He ikaika nā mea hoʻoweliweli kino ma ʻaneʻi, me kekahi mau hiʻohiʻona e hoʻopiʻi i kou ʻōpū. I ka manawa like, ʻo ka moʻolelo aloha e hoʻopuni ana iā ia he mea nui, piha i ka makemake, a e hoʻopaʻa i kēlā ʻiʻini e hālāwai like me ke aloha o kou ola ma kahi ʻāina ʻē. 

ʻEneʻahi ʻOihana (2005) – HBO Max

He aha hou aʻe e hiki ke ʻōlelo ʻia e pili ana i kēia aloha animated gothic romance mai ke alakaʻi ʻo Tim Burton? Hoʻolālā maikaʻi ʻia me kahi ʻano gothic maikaʻi loa, ʻo kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻomaha hoʻomaha maikaʻi he wati nostalgia maikaʻi loa no ka lā Valentine.  

Ua kokoke ʻo Victor (Johnny Depp) e mare iā Victoria (Emily Watson) i kahi hana i hoʻonohonoho ʻia e hoʻokiʻekiʻe i ke kūlana pili o ko lākou mau mākua. ʻOiai e hoʻomaʻamaʻa ana i kāna mau hoʻohiki a kau ʻana i ke apo mare ma nā aʻa i loko o ka ululāʻau, ua lilo ke aʻa i ka manamana lima o kahi wahine make, ʻo Emily (Helena Bonham Carter), nāna i haʻi ʻo ia kāna kāne a lawe pū me ia i ka honua. o ka poe make. 

ʻOiai like loa me ʻO kahi moe moe ma mua o ke Kalikimaka, Ua hapa mau au i ka ʻEneʻahi ʻOihana no kona aloha nui a me ke ʻano gothic nani. He paʻakikī ke hoʻokomo ʻole ʻia i nā pilina like ʻole i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni a manaʻolana i ka mea maikaʻi loa no nā mea a pau, ʻoiai ʻaʻole paha. ʻO kēia ka mea maikaʻi loa ma kēia papa inoa, no laila he mea weliweli ia no nā makahiki āpau!

ʻO Dracula (1992) – Netflix

ʻO kekahi o nā hoʻololi maikaʻi loa o ka puke vampire kaulana ʻO Dracula ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea aloha loa. Ke hoʻomau nei kēia kiʻi vampire iā mākou i ke ʻano aloha o nā vampires a me nā hiʻohiʻona nani o ka wā Victorian. Ua lawe ʻo Francis Ford Coppola i ke ʻano hoʻoweliweli me ʻO Dracula, i ikeia no ka Godfather a Apocalypse Ano, akā, ua uku ʻia kona ʻike ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi.

'O kēia ki'i'oni'oni e pili ana i ka pili aloha ma ka ho'ololi 'ana i ka mo'olelo e hō'ike i kahi ho'olauna hou kahi i nalowale ai ke aloha nui o Dracula (Gary Oldman) i kona wā he kanaka. ʻO ke koena o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hahai i ka mea kamaʻāina ʻO Dracula ʻO ka manaʻo: Ua hōʻike ʻo Jonathan Harker (Keanu Reeves) i ka hale kākela o Dracula e kōkua iā ia e neʻe i ʻAmelika, me ka ʻike ʻole i hopu ʻia ma laila ʻoiai ʻo Dracula e hele ana i ʻAmelika e ʻaihue i ka wahine a Harker Mina (Winona Ryder) a hoʻopilikia i ke ala.

Hāʻawi kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli i ke aloha nalowale ma waena o Dracula a me Mina, i hoʻolaʻa hou ʻia e like me kāna wahine mua āna i kāhea ai i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni. Ma waena o kēia me ka hopena kaumaha o ke aloha ma waena o Mina a me Jonathan ma o nā leka hoʻopilikia, ʻO Drramula ʻo Bram Stoker He kūpono ia e hoʻopili i kekahi i ka wā.

Hele kekahi kaikamahine i ka hale wale nō ma ka pō (2014) - ʻO Shudder, Tubi, AMC +

E kamaʻilio ana no nā vampires, Hele kekahi kaikamahine i ka hale wale nō ma ka pō ʻO kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni he vampire Iranian ʻeleʻele a keʻokeʻo i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ma ke komohana o ke kūlanakauhale ʻuhane o Bad City. Hāʻule kekahi kanaka ʻōpio (Arash Marandi) i kahi laʻa paʻakikī me kahi mea kūʻai lāʻau lapaʻau kūloko (Dominic Rains) i kona hālāwai ʻana me kahi wahine pohihihi (Sheila Vand) i ʻaʻahu ʻia i kahi chador ʻeleʻele e holo ana i ka papa skateboard ma nā alanui kaʻawale o ke kūlanakauhale. 

ʻO kēia ka hiʻohiʻona mua o Ana Lily Amirpour (Ka ʻĀina ʻino) akā, hana akamai i nā mea he nui e hana i kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli loa i puka mai i nā makahiki he ʻumi i hala. ʻO ke aloha i loko o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni he mea hoʻohiwahiwa, naʻaupō, pohihihi a ʻo ka mea nui loa, piha i nā hoʻopiʻi e makemake ai ʻoe i ke aloha. 

Kauhelu (1999) – Tubi, AMC + 

Ma mua o ka loaʻa ʻana o ka hui iā Tinder ma ke ʻano he app, loaʻa iā ia ʻo Tinder maoli: ʻo nā hoʻokolohua hoaaloha. ʻO ka haku weliweli ʻo Takashi Miike (ʻO Ichi ka mea pepehi kanaka, 13 poʻe pepehi kanaka) ke alakaʻi nei i kēia "moʻolelo aloha" hoʻopilikia e hoʻohuli iā ʻoe i ka noʻonoʻo hou i ka manawa aʻe e hoʻokokoke ai ʻoe i kahi hoihoi aloha hou. 

Ua hala ʻo Aoyama (Ryo Ishibashi) i kāna wahine i kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei, akā naʻe ʻaʻole makemake e ʻike i nā wahine ʻē aʻe. Manaʻo kona hoaaloha e hoʻopaʻa ʻo ia i nā loiloi no kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻoiai e hoʻopaʻa malū ana iā lākou ma ke ʻano he wahine nāna. Loaʻa kona maka iā Yamazaki Asami (Eihi Shiina), he kaikamahine hilahila, pohihihi, ʻaʻole paha e like me kona ʻike. 

Kauhelu 'A'ole 'o ia 'o ke ki'i'oni'oni aloha loa, 'o ia ho'i ma kahi kokoke i ka hopena kamaha'o, akā, ho'opa'a 'o ia i ka mana'o o ka makemake i ka hoa pili aloha, a me ka hana 'ana i ka mana'o o ke aloha, me ka 'oia'i'o o ke aloha. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kēia ʻano hoʻoweliweli weliweli, ʻo ka manawa kēia! 

Nā kino mehana (2013) – HBO Max 

ʻO wai ka mea i ʻike i kahi zom-rom e hana i kahi kiʻi weliweli a hoʻoweliweli. ʻOiai nui loa kēia ma kahi hoʻomoana o e hiamoe ana, Nā kino mehana ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma luna o ke aloha ʻōpio kaulana i nā ʻano āpau a ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o ka cringy (koʻikoʻi loa). Ma kahi hana breakout mai Nicholas Hoult (Hehena Max: ukiuki Road, X-Men: Helu ʻĀina), he zombie mehameha, ʻo R, ke wiwo ʻole i ka apocalypse ʻo ka hapa nui wale nō a hiki i ka wā e hoʻohiolo ai iā Julie (Teresa Palmer, Ka Lā), he wahine kanaka i hoʻouna ʻia i kahi misionari hōʻuluʻulu no kona kolone ola. ʻO ka mea ma hope he moʻolelo aloha ʻole akā hoʻoluʻu puʻuwai e hoʻohui i nā zombies a me nā kānaka. 

ʻO nā inoa o ka mea nui, ʻo R a me Julie, ʻaʻole ia he koho koho. Pololei, he a Romao a me Juliet hoʻololi, akā me nā zombies. A ʻoiai he paʻakikī loa kēia, ʻo ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ke ola ma ke ʻano maikaʻi loa a noʻonoʻo ʻoe i ke ʻano o ko mākou hele ʻana i ka zombies, makemake i ka pilina kanaka, akā ʻaʻole ʻike pehea e hōʻike ai. Eia kekahi, loaʻa iā ia kahi leo killer!

ʻO nā Mea Leʻawale Loa Alive (2013) – Tubi

ʻIke ʻia paha ʻo Jim Jarmusch no nā hana keaka like ʻO Paterson a ʻO ka pō ma ka Honua, akā, ua loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau lanakila lanakila ma ke ʻano hoʻoweliweli me Make ʻole ka poʻe make a ʻo kāna mea maikaʻi loa paha, Na Ipo wale no i waiho ola. 

ʻO Tilda Swinton lāua ʻo Tom Hiddleston ka hōkū ma ke ʻano he kāne vampire, ʻo ʻAdamu lāua ʻo Eva, i hui pū ʻia no nā kenekulia. Noho ʻo Eva ma nā ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe o ka honua, hele ʻo Eva e kipa iā ʻAdamu, he mea hoʻokani pila kaulana, ʻoiai ʻo kona kaikaina (Mia Wasikowska) i komo i ko lākou ola a hoʻomaka i ka haunaele. He ʻano kuʻuna ʻole a grunge kēia o ka moʻolelo vampire me ka ʻole o ka weliweli a me ka ʻino. 

Aia kekahi mea e pili ana i ke aloha e mau ana i nā makahiki he mea e hoʻomāhue wale ai ʻoe i loko. ʻAʻole hoʻokomo ʻia kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli pili e like me kekahi o kēia mau helu ʻē aʻe, no laila he mea maikaʻi ke nānā aku i kahi pilina aloha e pāʻani ana i hoʻokahi manawa ma waena o ka haunaele o ka honua a puni.

Byzantine (2012) – Hōʻike manawa

ʻAe, kekahi kiʻi vampire. Ke ʻike nei ʻoe i kahi hiʻohiʻona ma aneʻi? Ua hana ʻia kēia e Nīnauele me Vampire ke alakaʻi ʻo Neil Jordan a hele i kahi moʻolelo vampire kuʻuna ʻoiai ke ʻokoʻa nei me nā ʻano paʻakikī a pili pū me ka hana ʻino. 

Saoirse Ronan (Na Iwi Aloha, Hanna) a me Gemma Arterton (Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters, Ke kaikamahine me na makana a pau) alakaʻi ma ke ʻano he makuahine-kaikamahine vampire duo e hele ana mai ke kūlanakauhale a i ke kūlanakauhale e hoʻāʻo nei e noho ma ka haʻahaʻa haʻahaʻa. Ma ʻaneʻi i hui ai ke ʻano o Ronan ʻo Eleanor me Frank, hoʻokani ʻia e Caleb Landry Jones (Hele i waho, ʻAʻole make ka poʻe make) he keiki ʻōpio e make ana i ka maʻi leukemia. Loaʻa hou iā mākou nā mea o ka "aloha kapu" i makemake nui ʻia a ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni. 

Loaʻa (2020) – Hulu

ʻAʻole hiki koke mai kēia ma ke ʻano he kiʻi weliweli, akā Loaʻa he mea hoopilikia loa id kaʻu kiʻiʻoniʻoni kiʻekiʻe o 2020. ʻOiai e hoʻoikaika nui ʻia mai nā pāʻani ʻōpio, Loaʻa kū i waho ma muli o ke kākau maikaʻi loa mai ka luna alakaʻi a me ka mea kākau ʻo Brian Duffield (Ka hana hānai a Ma lalo o ka wai) nāna e hoʻokiʻekiʻe i ke ʻano i kahi pae hou. 

ʻO Mara, hoʻokani ʻia e Katherine Langford (Na Pahi, He umikumamakolu kumu) he haumāna kula kiʻekiʻe maʻamau i ka wā e hoʻomaka koke ai nā lālā o kāna papa e pahū me ka hoʻomāinoino i nā poʻe a puni lākou. I loko o kēia manawa, hui koke ʻo Mara a hāʻule i loko o kahi pilina pili pili me Dylan, hoʻokani ʻia e Charlie Plummer (ʻO ka Clovehitch Killer, Moonfall). 

ʻOiai he mea hoʻohenehene a haʻahaʻa paha kēlā wehewehe ʻana, ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo nei wau e paʻi kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni iā ​​ʻoe i ka manaʻo i ka hui ʻana i nā kaʻina pilikia maoli me kahi moʻolelo aloha nani a hoʻopā.  

Tromeo & Juliet (1996) – Troma Now

kekahi Romao a me Juliet ʻO ka hoʻololi ʻana i kēia papa inoa, ʻoiai he hoʻololi ʻo Shakespeare kēia e like me kāu i ʻike ʻole ai ma mua. Inā ʻike ʻoe i kekahi mea e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Troma (ʻO ka mea hoʻopaʻiʻino), e ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole no kēlā me kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka mea nui, ʻo ia ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni mua i kākau ʻia e James Gunn (Nā kiaʻi o ka Galaxy, Slither) a i alakaʻi ʻia e ka maka o Troma ponoʻī, ʻO Lloyd Kaufman (ʻO ka mea hoʻopaʻi ʻawaʻawa, ka papa o Nuke 'Em High). 

ʻO kēia ka moʻolelo kahiko o Romeo lāua ʻo Juliet, akā ua hoʻihoʻi ʻia ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he punk-rock, hoʻopailua ʻakaʻaka e hoʻāʻo nei e lilo i ka moʻolelo hou, haʻahaʻa, haʻahaʻa, e hoʻokipa ai i nā makaʻāinana a Shakespeare i manaʻo ai. Eia kekahi, hōʻike ia i kahi papeti penis monster hopena. ʻO kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni he mea ʻino a hoʻopailua, akā i ka manawa like e hopu ai i ke aloha ʻōpio like āu e ʻike ai ma ka pāʻani. A ma mua o kou nīnau ʻana, ʻae, he kahua hoʻoheheʻe ko Troma, a no ke aha ʻaʻole ʻoe ma luna?

ʻAʻole anei mākou he pōpoki (2016) - ʻO Shudder, Tubi, AMC +

ʻO kēia aloha weliweli ka wehewehe ʻana o kahi mea e alakaʻi ai i kekahi a i kēia manawa aia ʻoe ma luna o kou poʻo… ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻole kēia no ka poʻe nāwaliwali o ka puʻuwai, me kahi hopena wili e paʻa i kou manaʻo no kekahi manawa. ʻO Eli, he kanaka i nalowale i kona hale, kāna hana a me kāna hoaaloha i ka lā hoʻokahi, ʻike ʻo ia e noho ana ma waho o kahi kaʻa kaʻa i kahi kūlanakauhale ʻike ʻole, ke hālāwai ʻo ia me Anya ma kahi pāʻina. Ua ʻike ʻo ia ua like lākou i ka ʻai ʻana i ka lauoho, a hoʻomaka koke lākou i kahi aloha me nā hopena pōʻino. 

ʻAʻole anei mākou he pōpoki He hōʻike maikaʻi loa ia i kekahi manawa he mea ʻawaʻawa ka poʻe, a e hoʻopau wale kekahi i kekahi. ʻO ka pilina ma waena o nā huaʻōlelo ʻelua he mea hōʻino a hōʻino paha i kekahi manawa, akā e hele mau ana mai kahi o ke aloha maoli.  

ʻO ke kilokilo aloha (2016) – Pluto TV, VUDU Free, Crackle, Popcornflix

Anna Biller's cult classic ʻO ke kilokilo aloha ʻo ia wale nō ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli loa "La Valentine" i hana ʻia. ʻO kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hauʻoli ana i nā ʻulaʻula piha a me nā ʻulaʻula, nā kukui impressionistic palupalu, hula erotic, nā kāne a me nā wahine nani a me nā pilikia pili i ka pilina, he aha ka wati maikaʻi loa no kahi hoʻomaha e pili ana i ke aloha? 

ʻO Elaine (Samantha Robinson) he kilokilo maikaʻi, neʻe i ke kūlanakauhale hou ma hope o nā hanana pohihihi, a e hana ʻo ia i kekahi mea e loaʻa ai kahi kāne aloha iā ia. Hana ʻo ia i nā lāʻau aloha a hoʻowalewale i nā kāne, akā ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke hoʻokō pono i nā lāʻau. 

Hoʻopili maikaʻi kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ke ʻano o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni femme fatale i ka makahiki 1970 a ʻo ka hoʻolālā hana, kāhiko a me ka make-up he luscious a gothic i ke ʻano aloha loa. E like me kā Elaine i ʻōlelo ai, “ʻO wau ke kupua aloha! ʻO wau kāu moʻopuna hope loa!” ʻO kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni e waiho iā ʻoe i ka māʻona a me ke aloha i kou manaʻo. 

ʻO Honeymoon (2014) – Pluto TV, Tubi, VUDU Free

Paʻakikī ka male. Nani, akā kaumaha. ʻO Leigh Janiak, kaulana no ke alakaʻi ʻana i ka Alanui Makau trilogy ma Netflix, hoʻomaka me ka mea weliweli weliweli ʻO Honeymoon. Ua hoʻolauleʻa kekahi mau kāne male hou, ʻo Bea lāua ʻo Paul (Rose Leslie lāua ʻo Harry Treadaway) i kā lāua honeymoon ma ka hele ʻana i kahi hale kaʻa ma ka ʻāina hānau o Bea. Ua holo maikaʻi nā mea a pau, a hiki i kekahi pō, hele ʻo Bea i ka nahele a ʻike ʻo ia i kāna kāne hou iā ia me ke ʻano ʻole, ʻaʻohe a me kāna hana ʻano ʻē. 

ʻO Honeymoon He kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli weliweli, a he kiʻi pilina pili maikaʻi, no ka mea, hiki mai ka weliweli i ka manawa like e hoʻomaka ai nā mea ʻelua e hopohopo no kā lāua male ʻana. Ke holomua nei kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i kahi ala weliweli ʻoiai he moʻolelo pili pū kekahi ma waena o nā mea aloha ʻelua e hakakā nei me nā hanana o waho a me ka hilinaʻi ʻole kekahi i kekahi. 

Nā Leo Aloha (2016) – Tubi

He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli hewa maoli kēia e pili ana i ka male pepehi kanaka ʻo David lāua ʻo Catherine Birnie. In ʻO nā ʻīlio aloha, Ua kapa hou ʻia kēia kāne ʻo John lāua ʻo Evelyn White (Ashleigh Cummings lāua ʻo Steven Curry) a ʻaihue lāua i kahi kaikamahine ʻōpio (Emma Booth) me ka manaʻo e hoʻohana iā ia i uku pānaʻi a laila pepehi iā ia. Ke ho'āʻo nui nei e hoʻolōʻihi i kona ola, hoʻāʻo ʻo ia e hana keaka ma waena o nā kāne e loaʻa kahi manawa e haʻalele ai.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole pololei ke komo ʻana i ke aloha ma kēia papa inoa, e hōʻike mau ana ia i kahi hiʻohiʻona hoihoi a messed up i ka pilina. Inā he mea, malia paha e mahalo nui ʻoe i kou pilina, a i ʻole he male ʻoe, e hoʻomaikaʻi iā ʻoe. 

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ʻO ia ka papa inoa o kekahi o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli aloha maikaʻi loa āu e ʻike ai i ke kahe ʻana ma ka pūnaewele i kēia manawa. E hoʻomaha me kāu mea aloha i kēia lā Valentine ma ka hoʻohuli ʻana i kekahi o kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli e hoʻokō i kou makemake i ke aloha AND gore. ʻOiai inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i kekahi o kēia mau lawelawe streaming (ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kanaka WALE i kākau inoa iā Troma Now, ʻo wau?) ʻo ka hapa nui o lākou e hāʻawi i nā hoʻokolohua manuahi e pono ai ʻoe e hoʻohana, a malia paha e ʻike ʻoe i kāu mea hou. punaewele punahele weliweli. 

Pehea ʻoe e hoʻohana nei i kāu lā Valentine ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli? E ʻōlelo i kāu mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli aloha a loaʻa kahi lā Valentine nani!