Kākau ʻia na Patti Pauley

Aia wale kahi mea e pili ana iā Anjelica Huston e ʻokiʻoki ana i kona alo humanoid i loko Na Witches makemake ia e ʻūlū a hoʻolei i ka wai laʻa ma kahi o ka puʻu.

Inā ʻoe he keiki weliweli i nā makahiki '90, ʻike paha ʻoe iā Anjelica Huston i kona hanohano ʻano like me ia i hana i ka hana i makemake ʻia o ke ola holoʻokoʻa, ʻo Morticia Addams i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Addams Family; a kui i ke kala mai loko mai o ia staking kāna kuleana ma ke ʻano he pēpē hou i ka ʻeleʻele a mākou i makemake ai he wahine a makuahine. He akua wahine ʻo ia a aloha mākou iā ia no ia.

Eia nō naʻe, ma mua o kona ʻoki ʻana i nā poʻo o nā rosebuds i kāna māla gothic, ua hoʻokūpaʻa ʻo ia i kona wahi i ka mōʻaukala i ka makahiki 1990 me kāna kiʻi weliweli o Roald Dahl's Grand High Witch.

 

Hoʻololi ʻia mai ka puke 1983 Dahl a me ke kaumaha, ʻo ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hope loa a Jim Henson i hana ai, Na Witches lawe mai i ka nui kūpono o ka ikaika i ka pale no nā mea nānā ʻōpio me ka hele ʻole o ka helu PG. He hana kupaianaha loa ia e noʻonoʻo nei i ka mea hoʻokūkū nui o ke kiʻi i nā huaʻōlelo he nui, ʻo Charles Manson o ke ao kilokilo ke kauoha nei i kāna poʻe haumāna e hoʻopau i nā keiki hope loa ma ka Honua ma o ka mea ʻē aʻe? Kokoleka, ʻoiaʻiʻo. Kokoleka huli ka hoʻowahāwahā, ʻīlio e hoʻohaʻahaʻa ana i ka honi, uʻi iki i loko o nāʻiole. ʻOiai ʻo ka hale wale nō kahi mea hiki ke hāʻawi i kekahi keiki liʻiliʻi i kekahi mau moeʻuhane moe i ka wā moe, ʻo kā Huston hana ia ma Na Witches makaʻu i ka ʻōpala maoli o nā keiki i ka hoʻomaka o nā '90s makahiki.

No laila i kēia lā, ʻo ia ka lā hānau o Miss Huston, hoʻolauleʻa mākou no ke aha a ʻo ka wahine mana nui kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe a ʻo ia nō hoʻi ka wahine hoʻokamakama weliweli loa ma ka papakaumaka. * Nā Spoilers i mua inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i kēia momi hana keaka nostalgic.

Hōʻike ʻia ke kilokilo kiʻekiʻe kiʻekiʻe 

E like me ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia ma ka piko o kēia jam, ʻaʻole maopopo he mea ʻoi aku ka weliweli i ke keiki ma mua o ka nānā ʻana i kekahi e like me ka nani o Huston e ʻili ana i ka ʻili o kāna moʻo e like me ka uhi maka maka ʻo Mary Kay e hōʻike ai iā ia iho he ʻino maoli.

Paʻa mau wau iaʻu pehea hiki iā ia ke pale i kēlā ihu elongated nui ma lalo o kāna huna, akā manaʻo wau ʻo The Grand High Witch kāna mau ala a ʻaʻole paha wau e nīnau iā ia inā ʻaʻole wau e hoʻopau i kahi lehu. Ka mea e alakaʻi iā mākou i kahi hiʻohiʻona aʻe.

ʻAʻole makemake ka Witch Nui kiʻekiʻe i nā ʻōlelo smack

E nānā eia ka mea: inā he wahine kilokilo haʻahaʻa ʻoe i ka lumi like me kou luna, e mālama paha ʻoe i kou mau manaʻo iā ʻoe iho. A no ka pono ʻole o mutter crap ma lalo o kou hanu ma waena o nā pepeiao a hiki i ka wahine mana loa o ka honua. ʻOiai ʻo ka manaʻo he nānā wale ia a me ka pōʻino ʻole, ua hōʻike ka Grand Witch me ka ʻehaʻeha loa me ka hopohopo iki ʻana mai kāna mau mea lawelawe e uku nui loa iā lākou.

Auē, Bye Bruno!

Kehena hemolele, hoʻowahāwahā ka Mōʻī Witch i nā keiki a he aha ?! I ka wā o ka ʻaha wahine hoʻokalakupua liʻiliʻi, hōʻikeʻike kāu scabby Highness i kāna mea hou loa, a ʻoi loa aloha mea hou - Formula 86. ʻO ka potion pono e hoʻoheheʻe ʻia i loko o nā kī ʻaha e hoʻopuehu ʻia i nā keiki ma ka honua holoʻokoʻa. No laila lawe mai ʻo ia i kahi hōʻike hiʻohiʻona o ka mea e manaʻo ai e ʻike ke hele i ka hana ka hana. Me he mea lā ʻO Conal Cochran he hoʻokūkū koʻikoʻi kāna ma aneʻi.

Ua ʻōlohelohe ʻo ia hoʻāʻo nei e pepehi i kēia pēpē

ʻAʻole hōʻike ke kahuna nui kiʻekiʻe i ke aloha a hiki i nā pēpē. ʻO kēlā kahi hewa ʻino maikaʻi ma laila ma laila e nā wahine. Laki ʻo ko mākou flick protagonist liʻiliʻi ʻo Luke i komo a hoʻopakele i ka lā no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e maopopo he hiki iaʻu ke hana me kēlā ʻano pēpē pepehi pepepe i loko o kahi kiʻi ʻoluʻolu ʻohana.

He weliweli ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he iole iʻa 

ʻO Skeksis ʻaʻohe mea ma ka Witch Nui Nui ma ke ʻano rodent maʻemaʻe. Ke hoʻolālā backfire, ʻike ka Witch o nā kilokilo iā ia iho i kahi pilikia. Inā ʻaʻohe ou phobia o nāʻiole a me nā ʻiole ma mua, loaʻa paha iā ʻoe i kēia manawa no ka mea ʻo ka Grandentness 'rodent transformation ka mea hope loa i nā moeʻuhane rodent rodent. A laila he aha ka hana? Hoʻopili ʻia ʻo ia e Mr. Bean.

ʻO Mr. Fucking. Pīhī.

ʻO kēia kanaka ma aneʻi i pepehi i ka wahine kilokilo kiʻekiʻe. Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole hiki i ke poʻo o nā wahine hoʻokalakupua ke hoʻokūkū me kēia ʻano mojo.

No laila, hui pū kākou i kēia manawa, e lana ka manaʻo i ke Aliʻi wahine kilokilo a me ka lauoho ʻeleʻele-ʻeleʻele maikaʻi loa i ka lā hauʻoli. Mahalo no nā paranoia āpau ke hele i loko o kahi hale kūʻai momona ma ke ʻano he kamaliʻi.