I ka wā i hōʻike ʻia mai ai kahi nūhou e hoʻonoho ʻia ʻo Neil Gaiman ʻO Omena maikaʻi, ka puke āna i kākau pū ai me ka hopena o Terry Pratchett, ma ke ʻano he moʻo kaupalena ʻia no Amazon Prime a me ka BBC, ua hauʻoli loa ka pā. Nui, e like me aʻu iho, e kali nei no kēia mai ka manawa a mākou i heluhelu mua ai i ka puke moʻolelo apocalyptic hilarious i hoʻi i nā makahiki 90. I kēia manawa i hiki mai ko mākou manawa, huli koke ka buzz i ka mea nāna e lawe i kēia ʻano i ke ola onscreen?

No ka poʻe kamaʻāina ʻole, hoʻomaka ka puke me Adamu lāua ʻo Ewa i kipaku ʻia mai ka Māla o ʻEdena e kahi ʻānela i kapa ʻia ʻo Aziraphale. Me ke kaumaha no lākou, hāʻawi ʻo ia iā lākou i kāna pahi kaua wela e hoʻomehana iā lākou a kiaʻi iā lākou e holo aku ana. ʻO Crawly, ʻo ka nahesa nāna i hoʻowalewale iā Eva e hana hewa maoli, hele i lalo a kamaʻilio e pili ana i ka hiki ʻana iā Aziraphale ke pilikia me nā kiʻekiʻe.

ʻO Flash i mua i kahi mau makahiki he mau makahiki… ua hānau ʻia ka Anti-Christ, akā ma muli o ka hui ʻana i ka haukapila, ua hoʻouna ʻia ʻo ia i ka home hewa e ulu ai. Hoʻolālā nā makahiki i ka hoʻomākaukau ʻana i ke keiki kāne hewa e hoʻomaka iā Armageddon. I kēia manawa, ua ulu ka Anti-Christ maoli i kahi kauhale liʻiliʻi ma ʻEnelani. ʻO Adamu kona inoa a pili ʻo ia a me kona mau hoaaloha a pāʻani a hana i nā mea āpau a nā keiki.

Ke hoʻokokoke nei ke kaua hope loa, ua ʻikea ka Horsemen ʻEhā o ka Apocalypse, ua hoʻoholo ʻo Aziraphale lāua ʻo Crawly (i kapa ʻia ʻo Crowley) ʻaʻole lākou makemake e pau ka honua, a ua komo nā Haku o ka lani a me Hell e pahu i ka papahana Armageddon. Hōʻolohe, makaʻu, a maʻalahi hoʻi ka puke kekahi o nā puke ʻoluʻolu aʻu i heluhelu ai.

I kēia manawa e hoʻi i ka nīnau o ka hoʻolei ʻana. Ua hōʻuluʻulu au i kahi kime o nā mea hana Pelekania a me nā mea hana keaka e hoʻopiha piha i nā kuleana, ma ka liʻiliʻi i koʻu manaʻo. E hoʻohewa ʻia paha kekahi o kēia kokoke i hiki ʻole ke kiʻi, akā mai poina he hui nui ka BBC, a ʻo kekahi o nā hōkū nui loa o ka honua i hoʻi i ka manawa e hōʻike hou i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā moʻo no ka pūnaewele.

Eia kekahi, ʻaʻole uhi kēia papa inoa i kēlā me kēia ʻano. ʻO kahi laʻana, manaʻo maoli wau ʻaʻole e ʻike ʻia nā kuleana o ʻAdamu a me kāna mau hoaaloha. Aia lākou i ka makahiki 11 a ʻo ia ka manawa kūpono loa e ʻike i kekahi mau helehelena hou. Pēlā nō ia me Warlock, ke keikikāne i lawe hewa ʻia ma ke ʻano Anti-Christ.

ʻO Stephen Fry ma ke ʻano he The Footnote Narrator

ʻOiai ʻaʻole ia he ʻano maoli i loko o ka puke, hiki i kēia ke lilo i kuleana ma ka pae o ka Criminologist i Ka Hōʻike Hōʻike Hōʻike Rocky. Ua kākau ʻo Pratchett i kekahi o nā nūhou leʻaleʻa hilarious ma loko o ka puke. Ua wehewehe lākou i nā kiko, kiki leʻaleʻa i ka hana, a i kekahi manawa, hoʻopaʻapaʻa pū lākou me lākou iho. He mea nui lākou i ka puke moʻolelo a maikaʻi ʻo Gaiman e ʻike i kahi ala e hana ai iā lākou i ka hoʻololi.

Loaʻa iā Fry ka mākau pono a me ka manawa kōmike maikaʻi loa e hana i kēia ʻano ʻike i hiki ke wehewehe i nā ʻāpana satanika o ka Chattering Order o St. Beryl me ka ʻinā o kona mau maka e hoʻopioʻi i ka poʻe hoʻolohe.

ʻO Tom HIddleston ʻo Crawly aka Crowley

Ua lohe wale wau i kou kaniʻuhū ʻana a ke lawe nei wau i nā inoa. ʻIke wau aia ʻo ia i nā mea āpau i kēia mau lā, akā e hoʻolohe i kēia wehewehe ʻana o ka nahesa i huli i ka daimonio humanoid:

"ʻAʻohe mea e pili ana iā ia i nānā aku i ka daimonio, ma ka liʻiliʻi e nā kūlana maʻamau. ʻAʻohe pepeiaohao, ʻaʻohe ʻeheu ... He lauohoʻeleʻele ko Crowley, a he mau papalina maikaʻi, a ke komo nei ʻo ia i nā kāmaʻa snakeskin, a i ʻole paha paha e komo ana ʻo ia i nā kāmaʻa, a hiki iā ia ke hana i nā mea ʻano ʻē me kāna alelo. A iā ia ke poina iā ia iho, he mana nō kāna. ”

Inā ʻaʻole like kēlā daimonio slithery me HIddleston, ʻai wau i koʻu pāpale. Ma waho o ka wehewehe, ua loaʻa iā Hiddleston ka nui o ka ʻike i ke pāʻani ʻana i kahi mea mana nona nā kuʻina e nīnau mau ʻia e like me Loki i ka. Thor a The Avengers. Loaʻa i ka mea Pelekane Pelekania ka swagger a me ke tālena e lawe i kā mākou daimonio punahele i ke ola.

ʻO Martin Freeman ma ke ʻano ʻo Aziraphale

ʻO ka mea e hoʻokani iā ​​Aziraphale pono e akamai, kū i luna, ma ka home i kahi hale puke lepo e hoʻopuni ʻia e nā tomes ua poina ka honua, a he prissy weus a me fussy wale me kāna helehelena. He ʻānela kēia i hana i ka ʻoi loa o ka paʻa ʻana ma ka Honua no nā makahiki he mau kaukani e ke kālai ʻana i kahi lua ʻoluʻolu i loko ona a hoʻolilo ia i home.

Manaʻo wau ʻaʻole kekahi i ʻike ka Hobbit a i ʻole ke kiʻi ʻana o Kauka John Watson ma ka BBC ʻo "Sherlock" i hiki ke kānalua i kona hiki ke heʻe i kēia kuleana a komo e like me ka lole ʻoluʻolu.

ʻO Hugh Laurie lāua ʻo Michael Caine ma ke ʻano ʻo Hastur lāua ʻo Ligur

ʻElua mau Dukes o Hell me kahi ʻono no ka poʻe kahiko, ʻo ia hoʻi ʻaʻole lākou i loaʻa i ka honua hou. He ʻino maoli kēia mau mea ʻelua, akā aneane hiki mai ia ma ke ʻano he comic caricature o ka ʻino. Hoʻouna ʻia lākou e hōʻiliʻili iā Crowley ke ʻike ʻia ua kapa ʻia ke keiki hewa ʻo Anti-Christ. Ua manaʻo ʻia ua alakaʻi hewa ʻo Crowley i ke alakaʻi o Hell i ka hoʻāʻo e hoʻopakele i ka honua.

ʻO Laurie lāua ʻo Caine i kēia mau kuleana ʻelua e lilo i gula maʻemaʻe maʻemaʻe. Loaʻa iā lāua kahi ʻano kupaianaha o ka wā kōmike a loaʻa pū i ka pale pale like ʻelua. Ua hana ʻia lākou e pāʻani i kēia mau kuleana!

ʻO Idris Elba ka make

ʻO ka make ka mea hewa nui loa o ka ʻEhā Horeseman (ʻoiaʻiʻo, he poʻe holo kaʻa lākou i kēia manawa) o ka Apocalypse. I loko o ka puke, kamaʻilio piha ʻo ia i nā pāpale me ka ʻole o nā kaha puanaʻī. ʻO kāna leo e kani ana a me kona alo ominous pono i kahi mea hana me ka mana a me ke ʻano kūlike.

ʻO Idris Elba nā mea ʻelua. Loaʻa iā ia ʻelua mau manawa, ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻole hiki i ka make ke wehe i kona mahiole a me ko Elba leo hohonu, sonorous e aneane e hāʻawi i ka make i kahi maikaʻi ʻo Darth Vader i hiki ke lilo i epic!

ʻO Kate Winslet ma ke ʻano he Kaua

ʻO ka wahine wale nō i waena o nā Horsemen ʻEhā, ʻo Ke Kaua kahi ikaika e helu pū ʻia ai. ʻO kona alo wale nō ke kumu o ka hakakā a ʻaʻole kaulike kona nani. He poʻo ʻulaʻula ʻo ia me ka minoʻaka a me nā wāwae o ka mea pepehi no nā lā. Me kahi lā hana ma ke ʻano he mea nūpepa / mea kaua, hiki iā ia ke mālama i kona mau manamana lima ma ka pā o ka hakakā a puni ka honua.

ʻAʻole paha kekahi e ʻike iā Winslet i ke kuleana, akā iā ia ke alo, kālena, a me ka nani e hana i kēia kuleana nona iho a makemake wau e ʻike iā ia e lawe ana i kahi pahi kaua ke holo ʻo ia i kāna motoka nui ʻulaʻula ma nā kuaʻāina.

ʻO Jude Law ma ke ʻano he pōloli aka Dr. Raven Sable

Ua hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻo Famine aka Dr. Raven Sable i ka nohona hou ʻana iʻoi aku kaila a me ka kūleʻa ma mua o kekahi o kāna mau hoa. ʻO kahi mea kālepa ikaika, ua loaʻa iā Sable kāna waiwai mai ka nui o nā papa ʻaina, nā mea hoʻolālā mea hoʻolālā ("hoʻokahi pīni kaula, hoʻokahi pea, a me kahi ʻāpana o ka umauma moa ma kahi papa kuahā"), a me ka nui o nā meaʻai i hoʻolālā ʻia i mea ʻole. ehia mau mea āu e ʻai ai, e lilo ana ka paona iā ʻoe inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e pono. He kāne smarmy ʻo ia me ka minoʻaka wikiwiki i hiki ʻole i kona mau maka.

Ua komo ʻo Jude Law i loko o kā tailine lole lole i hana ʻia i nā lole nani a he alo e apo i ka ʻaoʻao pouli o ka Horseman ke hiki mai ka manawa.

ʻO Tom Felton ma ke ʻano he Pollution

I kekahi manawa, ʻo ka hā o ka holo lio ʻo Pestilence, akā ua haʻalele ʻo ia i ka manawa pōkole ma hope o ka hiki ʻana o ka penicillin. Mai ia manawa mai, ua kū aʻe kahi Horseman hou e pani i kona hakahaka. ʻO Horseman ka Pollution a manaʻo wau hiki iā mākou āpau ke ʻae ua hana ʻo ia i kahi hana kūikawā. Ma hea kahi e ninini ʻia ai ka aila a i ʻole nā ​​mea kanu nukila, kokoke mai ka polula. He lōʻihi a lahilahi ʻo ia me ka lauoho keʻokeʻo lōʻihi keʻokeʻo a me ka ʻili mae a ʻeleu maoli. ʻAʻole ʻike ka poʻe iā ia ke ʻole ʻo ia e lohi, a ʻoiai ʻo ia ka manaʻo subconscious ma mua o ka ʻike ʻana.

Aia ʻo Tom Felton i kahi pono e pono ai a me nā hiʻohiʻona no ka hana a inā hiki iā ia ke lawe maoli i kāna hana i kahi pae maʻalea, manaʻo wau e maikaʻi loa ʻo ia.

ʻO David Oyelowo lāua ʻo Emma Thompson ma ke ʻano ʻo Brother Francis lāua ʻo Nanny Ashtoreth

ʻO Brother Francis kahi ʻākena o Aziraphale e kipa mau aku iā Warlock ʻōpio e hōʻoia i aʻo ʻia ʻo ia i ka lokomaikaʻi a me ka mahalo i kona mau hoa kanaka. ʻO Nanny Ashtoreth kahi ʻākena o Crowley nāna e aʻo iā Warlock i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe he mau puʻupuʻu e haki ma lalo o kona mau wāwae. Hana lākou i ka mea e hiki ai ke hoʻohuli i ke keikikāne i ko lākou ʻaoʻao, Francis ma o ka lokomaikaʻi a me Ashtoreth ma o nā haʻawina papalina a me nā ʻōlelo snide.

ʻO Oyelowo lāua ʻo Thompson e kaulike kekahi i kekahi ma aneʻi a lawe i ka hohonu i nā hana e like paha me he mea liʻiliʻi lā i nā poʻe ʻē aʻe.

ʻO Evanna Lynch lāua ʻo Nicholas Hoult ma ke ʻano he Anathema Device a me Newton Pulsifer

ʻO ka Anathema Device ka moʻopuna ola hope loa a ka wahine wana kaulana, ʻo Agnes Nutter. He wahine uʻi ʻōpio ʻōpio ʻo ia me kona poʻo i nā ao ao kona mau maka e kū ana i ka Apocalypse. ʻO Newton Pulsifer kahi wahine kilokilo ʻōpio nāna i ʻoi aku ka nui o ka bumbles ma mua o kāna hoʻopaʻa ʻana a i kahili ʻia i ka makani ʻino ʻo Anathema.

ʻO kā Evanna hana ma mua ma ke ʻano ʻo Luna Lovegood i ka ʻO Harry Potter franchise i hoʻolilo iā ia i kahi hoʻokūkū kūpono no Anathema lāua ʻo Nicholas i hoʻokalakupua i ka leʻaleʻa kamaliʻi me kona mau makahiki. Hiki i nā mea ʻelua ke lilo i pale nui!

ʻO Patrick Stewart ma ke ʻano ʻo Witchfinder Shadwell

ʻO ke kūlana kiʻekiʻe, o ʻelua, wahine kilokilo i waiho ʻia ma ka honua, ʻo Shadwell kahi kanaka heʻe, he kāne wahine, a he kāne ʻelemakule misogynist me kahi kahakai i hoʻokahi mile ka laula. ʻO ka mea i ʻike ʻia i kā Stewart kiʻi o Ebenezer Scrooge ʻike ʻo ia hiki iā ia ke maʻalahi e lele i Shadwell!

No laila ʻo ia! ʻO kēia ka mea hana aʻu e ʻākoakoa ai me kahi kālā pau ʻole. ʻO wai ʻoe e koho ai?