Nā hola lōʻihi, uku haʻahaʻa, luna hoʻomalu pilikia; ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole kēia ka papa inoa o nā kūlana hana o kēia lā, akā ʻo nā mea hana 127 makahiki i hala. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ma muli o kā lākou hoʻoikaika ʻana e hoʻopau i nā kūlana hana maikaʻi ʻole mākou e hoʻolauleʻa ai i ka mua Poakahi ma Sepatemaba as Mai hooikaika Day.

I hoʻokahi haneli i hala aku nei, ʻaʻole i loaʻa i nā poʻe, me nā keiki, nā pale o ka wahi hana. Mahalo i kekahi poʻe, ua hoʻokumu ʻia nā uniona no ka hakakā ʻana no ka pono o nā limahana a ua hoʻoponopono ʻia ka uku i ka liʻiliʻi loa i kēlā me kēia hola. ʻAʻole hoʻolauleʻa wale ka Lā Hana i kēlā poʻe paionia o ka wā i hala, akā i kēia lā.

Aia ma lalo iho kekahi mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hōʻike ana i kahi kālepa, akā me ke kahe koko a i ʻole ke kupua. ʻOiai ua hakakā ka poʻe paʻahana no nā kuleana e hoʻōki i ka hana ʻana i ko lākou manamana lima a hiki i ka iwi, ua piha ʻo Hollywood i nā manaʻo e hōʻike ana i nā iwi he nui a hana iā lākou i loko o ka pā. Hauʻoli Lā Hana!

Kuʻu Lani Aliʻi Koko (1981) a i ʻole (2009)

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ke kūlana hana ma mua o ka lua lanahu. A hiki anei iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo inā ʻauwana kāu mau luna e hele i kahi hula me ka nānā ʻole ʻana i ka lewa no nā pae methane a laila ua puhi ʻia kou kino a make i kahi pahū nui? Kāhea kekahi i kā lākou hui uniona!

ʻO kēia slasher maʻamau 1981 piha i nā hopena kūpono a me nā wili hoʻolālā. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ka hana hou ʻana o ka makahiki 2009. No laila e noho i hope, hoʻomaha me kahi anu Michelada a ax iā ʻoe iho, "He ʻino paha kāu hana?"

ʻO Mangler (1995)

ʻO ka lua paha ma ka papa inoa no nā kūlana hana maikaʻi ʻole ka holoi lole. ʻO ka mahu wela, nā hola ma kou mau wāwae, a me ke kaomi ʻana i nā lole, ka pulupulu, a me nā lole ʻē aʻe, ʻaʻole ia he manawa maikaʻi. Ma muli o ka moʻolelo pōkole a Stephen King o ka inoa hoʻokahi, ʻO Mangler haʻi ʻo ia i ka moʻolelo o kahi paʻi mahu a me nā mea i hoʻopilikia ʻia. Inā he kiʻiʻoniʻoni e hōʻike i ke kumu Mai hooikaika Day aia keia.

ʻO ka Hoʻokolohua Belko (2016)

He aha inā inā hele ʻoe e hana i kekahi lā ma kāu ʻoihana hui a ua kauoha ʻia e hoʻomaka e pepehi i kāu mau hoa hana? ʻO ia ka manaʻo o ʻO ka Hoʻokolohua Belko; he kiʻiʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli koko, wiliwili piha i nā mea haohao. Ua hiki mai ka poʻe, akā ʻaʻole lākou e hoʻopau.

ʻO Shift Hope (2020)

Eia kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli ma kahi hana me kahi manaʻo hoihoi. ʻO ka hoa kākau iHorror ʻo Kelly McNeely wehewehe he aha ia e pili ana:

“He kiʻiʻoniʻoni maikaʻi ia e hoʻokau i kā mākou heroine i kahi kūlana hana koʻikoʻi. ʻO kou lā mua ma ka hana ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe he mea paʻakikī loa ia, akā no kahi mākaʻi e hana hoʻokahi ana i loko o kahi hale weliweli a kaʻawale, he ala ʻoluʻolu ia e hoʻomaka ai i kāu ʻoihana. A ʻo ia imua o e hoʻomaka ana nā kelepona pupule e komo mai.

ʻO ka Autopsy o Jane Doe (2016)

Me he mea lā ka hana hoʻomaha hoʻomaha loa ma ka honua: ʻoki wehe i nā poʻe make e ʻike i ka mea i make ai lākou. He hana mālie ʻaʻole koi i nā kānaka he nui. Akā i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻohe mea kūpono i ke kino. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole i loko akā paha mau loa? He wili maikaʻi kēia a me kekahi hana maikaʻi.

Hōʻuluʻulu 9 (2001)

ʻO ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe ʻana i ka asbestos mai kahi puʻuwai pupule kahiko he nui nā pae o ka makaʻu. Hōʻuluʻulu 9 he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli maʻamau e ʻimi nei i kēia hana me ka nui a me ka nui o ka lewa. Manaʻo kekahi poʻe ʻo kēia kekahi o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli loa e hiki mai ana mai ia manawa ka Kealohilani. Manaʻo mākou e ʻae, akā aia kekahi mau wehewehe a HR e hana.

ʻO ka papa i ka lāʻau (2011)

ʻAʻole kēia ʻo The Truman Show, ʻoiai he mau mea like. ʻOiai ke ʻimi nei ʻo Jim Carrey classic i ke ʻano o ke ola ʻana i kou ola i kahi simulation, Keena i ka Laaus lawe i kēlā manaʻo a holo pū me ia. Aia nā ʻenehana Lab i ka mana o ka ululāʻau kahi e hele ai kahi hui o nā ʻōpio i ka hopena pule. Hāʻawi ʻia ka poʻe ʻōpio me ka ʻike ʻole ʻia me nā moʻo ʻē aʻe kaʻao ʻoiai ʻo ka poʻe e hoʻomalu ana i ka hoʻonohonoho e pili ana i ka mea e ola. Hoʻopuka ʻia kekahi mau ʻōlelo kūwaho i ka lele ʻana o ke koko a me nā poʻo i kēia hoʻohenehene weliweli.

Manaʻolana, loaʻa iā ʻoe ka lā hoʻomaha i kēia lā a hiki iā ʻoe ke hopu i kekahi o kēia mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma kahi hāmeʻa streaming. Makemake mākou i ka iHorror e hoʻomaikaʻi aku i ka poʻe e pili ana i ka lehulehu i kēlā me kēia lā a me ka poʻe e hana ikaika nei e mālama iā mākou a me ke ola o ka papa waena.