No laila eia ka mea ... ʻaʻole au makemake i nā mea kolo. ʻIke wau, maopopo iaʻu. Hiki iā wau ke lohe i kekahi o ʻoukou e uē ana i waho ke kamaʻilio aku mākou, akā he ʻoiaʻiʻo. Eia hou, ʻaʻole naʻu makemake ʻole i nā nahesa, akā ʻo wau maoli nō ka phobic. Ma ke ʻano maʻamau, ʻoniʻoni nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni o ke kihi i kaʻu papa inoa kiaʻi.

ʻO ka mea hoʻomākeʻaka ʻoiai ʻoiai lākou e freak iaʻu, ua ʻike wau i kahi helu kupaianaha o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i koʻu ola. Ua nānā au i kekahi o lākou i ka masochism o loko. Inā makemake ʻoe i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe, e hele pū ana me kahi mea āu i phobic ai pono papa pihi, ma hope o nā mea āpau. I kekahi manawa, ua hōʻino wale ʻia wau ma hope o ka lohe ʻana e pili ana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu e ʻike ai iaʻu iho. I kekahi manawa, ʻo lākou wale nō ka mea ma ka kīwī i kou wā kamaliʻi e ulu ana a ʻaʻole kūʻai aku kou mau mākua i kā lākou VCR mua.

Ma kēlā a me kēia ala, e nānā i ʻelima o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi o ke kolo kolo nui loa aʻu i ʻike ai ma ke ʻano kikoʻī ʻole.

Anacondas: ka Hunt no ka Orchid Koko

ʻAe, ma mua o kou lele i kaʻu hihia, e hoʻolohe iaʻu. Maopopo iaʻu aia kēia ʻoniʻoni ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻāʻā. ʻO ka manaʻo holoʻokoʻa o kahi hui ʻepekema e ʻimi nei i kahi orchid e hoʻolōʻihi ʻia ai ke ola i hiki ke loaʻa wale i ka ululāʻau e hoʻopuni ʻia e ka pōloli, a ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo hoʻi, ʻo nā anacondas nunui manaʻo nui he mea ia no kahi hiʻohiʻona hanana.

Eia kekahi, ʻike wau ʻaʻole nānā ka moʻo i ka mea maoli. ʻIke ʻoe i ke aha? Ke hōʻike ia i ka kinipōpō moena nunui a i ka hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a hoʻomaka wau i ka hyperventilating, ʻaʻohe mea iki. ʻO Ophidiophobia, E loaʻa iā ʻoe i kēlā me kēia manawa. Ke noʻonoʻo nei paha ia, i kēia manawa…haʻalulu… ʻAʻole mahalo!

Venom (1982)

ʻIke ʻoe i ka mea makaʻu ma mua o ka pūpū o nā nahesa nunui i ka ulu lāʻau? Hoʻokahi moʻo ... hoʻokahi nahesa ʻawaʻawa loa ... e peʻe ana i kou hale ...

ʻO Klaus Kinski, Susan George, a me Oliver Reed hōkū ma kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili ana i nā mea hoʻoweliweli honua i hoʻomaka e kāʻili i ke keiki a kahi kāne waiwai. Hoʻokahi wale nō pilikia, ʻo ka moʻo hihiu a ke keikikāne āna i kauoha aku ai i kuapo ʻia me kahi mamba ʻeleʻele make nāna i hoʻouka koke i kekahi o nā mea kāʻili ma mua o ka nalo ʻana i ka hale. Ke hele nei i ka pō, hāʻule mālie lākou i ka mea pepehi leo ʻole.

E nānā i ka trailer ma lalo inā ʻoe i loko o kēlā ʻano mea.

Kāhea

ʻAe, e haʻalele i nā nahesa i hope no ka mea pono wau i kahi hoʻomaha.

Kāhea ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ʻike ʻia he ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka loaʻa o kahi kūpono a ʻo ia nō kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni piha piha i hoʻopilikia ʻia i ʻike maka ʻia inā paha he kūʻiʻo ʻole kekahi o ia. ʻO kā Alexandre Aja kiʻiʻoniʻoni e pili ana i ka wahine e hoʻāʻo ana e hoʻopakele i kona makuakāne i ka wā o ka 5 hurricane hōʻeuʻeu i ka hana i ka wā i ʻike ʻo ia i ka hoʻopiha ʻia ʻana o ko lākou hale me nā mea ʻai nui a pōloli nui loa i ka piʻi mau ʻana o ka wai kahawai.

Mai laila aku, hele aku ʻoe i nā heihei ma kekahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli ke kikowaena o nā mea kolo i ʻike nui ʻia i ʻike ʻia i loko o kekahi mau makahiki.

Jennifer (1978)

Ua hānai ʻia ʻo Jennifer Baylor (Lisa Pelikan) i kahi kaiāulu kuaʻāina kahi i hele aku ai i kekahi o kēlā mau hale pule ʻīlio hihi pohihihi. I kēia manawa i ke kula kiʻekiʻe, hiki iā ia ke hopu i kahi haumana i kahi kula prep, a ʻo nā kaikamahine ʻē aʻe i hana maikaʻi ʻole iā ia, hoʻomāinoino iā ia a hoʻolilo i kona ola i gehena ola. Hoʻomaopopo loa lākou i ka hala loa o ke kuhi hewa a lākou i hana ai, ʻoiaʻiʻo.

ʻIke ʻoe, he mana kikoʻī kā Jennifer i hōʻike ʻia i loko ona ma ke ʻano he kamaliʻi i ka hale pule. He loulou psychic ko ke kaikamahine i nā nahesa a makemake nui lākou āpau e hana i kāna kauoha. ʻIke wale ʻoe i ka hele ʻana o ka pitch pitch i kekahi mea e like me, “Me he mea lā Nohealani, akā me nā nahesa! ”

Eia nō naʻe, ʻano pīhoihoi maoli kekahi o nā hiʻohiʻona ke nānā aku i kēlā mau kiʻi o Jennifer, i ʻaʻahu ʻia i ke kapa keʻokeʻo, e kīkēkē ana nā lima i ka lani, e kāhea ana i kāna mau kauā e hāʻule nei.

wahi kanaka kolohe nei

Lozely e pili ana i kahi crocodile ola maoli i Australia, wahi kanaka kolohe nei haʻi i ka moʻolelo o kahi hui o nā mākaʻikaʻi ma ka holo waʻa "nānā crocodile". Ke lākou alakaʻi (ʻO Radha Mitchell) ʻike i ka uahi ma kahi mamao, ua hoʻoholo ʻo ia e noiʻi inā ʻike ʻia kahi mea e kōkua ai e hoʻopau wale ʻia me kāna mau koina ma kahi mokupuni liʻiliʻi a ke neʻe nei nā crocs me ke kai.

Aia kekahi mau manawa o ka hoʻopilikia maoli ʻole i loko o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e mālama iā ʻoe i ka lihi o kou noho.

Hoʻohanohano Hoʻohanohano: Alligator (1980)

ʻO kekahi paha o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni "gator in the sewer" ʻoi loa i hana ʻia, hoʻohui kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka hana paʻa me ka weliweli o ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi alligator 30 kapuaʻi e hemo ana ma nā alanui o Nu Ioka i nā ala e pīhoihoi a pīhoihoi hoʻi. ʻO ka wai ʻauʻau ma ka pāʻina makemake e pili lōʻihi me ʻoe ma hope o ka hala ʻana.

Hoʻohanohano Hoʻohanohano: Lake Placid

ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kamaʻilio e pili ana i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hoʻoweliweli ke kikowaena reptile me ka lawe ʻole ʻana mai i kēia momi comedy weliweli. ʻO ka hoʻohuihui ʻana i ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa me nā mea weliweli maoli a me Betty White i hā ʻo ka waha, hoʻonanea a maikaʻi loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni no ka pō i ka moena.