I ka wā i ʻōlelo aku ai ʻo Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) cryptically "E ʻike hou ana wau iā ʻoe i loko o iwakāluakūmālima mau makahiki," ʻaʻohe mea i manaʻo maoli e kō ʻia, akā Twin kuahiwi ua hoʻomaopopo ka poʻe pā, “Ke hana hou nei ia.”

ʻO ka mystical, quirky honua i haku ʻia e David Lynch lāua ʻo Mark Frost i hoʻi mai ma Mei 21, a haipule Twin kuahiwi ʻAʻole hiki i nā mea ukali ke kali no ke kiʻi ʻana i nā huapalapala a lākou i aloha ai me ʻelua a me ka hapalua makahiki i hala.

Ma waena o lākou, ʻo Deputy Tommy "Hawk" Hill, i hoʻokani ʻia e Michael Horse.

ʻOiai kahi ʻano o nā huaʻōlelo a me nā hiʻohiʻona kakaikahi, ua waiho ʻo Deputy Hawk i kahi kaha pau ʻole ma kekahi o nā papahana maikaʻi a maikaʻi loa hoʻi i ka mōʻaukala kīwī.

He mea hoʻokele ʻo Hawk, kahi pale, a akeakamai, he haku mele, kahi Keiki puke puke a he hoa aloha aloha.

He hoʻoilina a Horse e leʻaleʻa nei.

"I kēlā me kēia manawa a laila ʻike wau i kekahi e hōʻike iaʻu he peʻa lākou a hāʻawi wau iā lākou i ka mea liʻiliʻi Bookhouse ma koʻu alo a hele pupule wale lākou. Nui ka leʻaleʻa. ”

Ua pōmaikaʻi ʻo iHorror i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka Lio e kūkā kamaʻilio e pili ana i kāna hoʻi i Twin kuahiwi, kahi moʻolelo kahiko o David Duchovny, kāna hana ledger a 'o ke kanaka Hawk "papa hele maoli”Inā ʻaʻole pupule ka poʻe pā i ke kau kolu i manaʻo nui ʻia.
No laila e hele iā mākou ma waena o kēia. Ua kāhea ʻia ʻoe e pili ana i ka hoʻihoʻi o Twin kuahiwi, aia ʻoe ma kahi, ma ka hoʻonohonoho a ma ke kūlana. He aha nā manaʻo e hulahula nei i loko o kou manaʻo i kēlā manawa ma mua o kou lohe ʻana i ka "hana," ke ʻike nei ua hoʻi ʻoe i kēlā ao hoʻokalakupua?

Ua hoihoi loa ke kāhea ʻana no ka mea ua nīnau mau ka poʻe iaʻu, "E komo hou ana ʻoe i loko?" Hele wau, ʻaʻohe mea i kāhea iaʻu. A kāhea ʻo Lynch, ke hana nei ʻo ia i kāna hōʻike kiʻi ma Pars, a he kāne kupaianaha wale nō ia, i kekahi manawa ua like ia me ke kamaʻilio ʻana me kekahi ma kahi sitcom o '50s. Hele ʻo ia “Hey buddy, ke hoʻihoʻi nei mākou i ka hui pū.” Ua manaʻo wau, e hāʻawi wale mai i ka comeo, e ʻoluʻolu wau e lilo i ʻāpana o ia, akā he mau mea hoihoi loa kaʻu e hana ai. A noʻonoʻo wau iaʻu iho, ua lōʻihi loa ia. E kamaʻilio ka poʻe iaʻu e pili ana i kekahi mau mea aʻu e hoʻomanaʻo ʻole ai, pono wau e nānā hou i nā kau me kaʻu wahine e hoʻomanaʻo maoli i kaʻu hana.

Akā ʻo ke kīwī ma nā makahiki he ʻumi i hala aku nei ʻo ia kekahi o nā kīwī maikaʻi loa aʻu i ʻike ai. ʻIke ʻia wau e Taboo, he mea kupaianaha ke kau mua o True Detectives, he nui wale nā ​​mea kupaianaha a manaʻo wau he TV maikaʻi kēia e noʻonoʻo nei ma waho o ka pahu a ʻimi i nā mea like ʻole, no laila ʻaʻole paha kēia he mea i kēia manawa. Ma hope o nā lā ʻelua o ka hana e hele au “Au poina.” (ʻAkaʻaka.)

ʻAʻohe mea e like me Dāvida. ʻOi loa no ka mea hana keaka, a me ka mea hana keaka ʻōiwi, ʻaʻole loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi manawa e hana pinepine kiʻi ai. Aia kekahi mau luina i puka mai ka hana lita e hana me David i hoʻokahi manawa hou. Ua ʻike mākou āpau e hana nei mākou i kahi mea kupaianaha i ka manawa mua, a ua ʻike mākou ke hana nei mākou i kekahi mea i kēia manawa, a ua ʻike nā hōkū hoʻokipa āpau e hana nei lākou i kahi mea kūikawā. ʻAʻole hoʻokahi ego, aia wale nō kahi nānā i nā maka o nā mea āpau e like me mākou e hana nei i kahi mea kupaianaha.

Ua lohe wau iā ʻoe a me nā lālā ʻē aʻe i hoʻopā i ka manaʻo aia kekahi mea ʻokoʻa e pili ana Twin kuahiwi, i maopopo i ka poʻe āpau ke hana nei lākou i kahi mea kūikawā. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ho'ākāka ma kēlā? E wehewehe i ka manaʻo i kēia manawa ke ʻike ʻoe, ma mua o ka pau ʻana o kahi papahana e hopena ana ia.

ʻAʻole mākou i ʻike e loaʻa kēlā ʻano hopena. ʻAʻole wau a me ka nui o ka poʻe aʻu i ʻike ai ʻaʻole ʻike. Ua ʻike mākou ke hana nei mākou i kahi mea ʻokoʻa, akā ʻaʻole mākou i ʻike, e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, i kēia mau mea kupaianaha a pau ma ke kīwī, e pili ana i nā mea maikaʻi ma ke kīwī i kēia manawa aia kekahi o Twin Peaks 'DNA i loko. Ua hoʻololi i ka hana a ka poʻe i ke kīwī. Ua loli kekahi mau mea ma mua, ma ke ʻano a me nā kumuhana, ʻaʻole naʻe ma ke ʻano maoli o ka hana ʻana o ka poʻe i ke kīwī. Kahaha loa wau, noho wau i ka Bay Bay, a makemake nui kēia poʻe ʻōpio iā Twin Peaks. E hele mākou i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a i ʻole kekahi mea a e hele aku kaʻu wahine "Ke ukali nei kēlā mau keiki iā ʻoe," no laila hele wau "Hiki iaʻu ke kōkua iā ʻoe?" A hele lākou, "ʻO ʻoe ka Hawk?" Hele wau "ʻAe," a hele pupule wale lākou, manaʻo ʻo ia freakin 'hysterical.

Akā ʻike wau ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke multitask a nānā iā Twin Peaks. E kuʻu keiki, e nānā ʻo ia i ke kīwī, e hana ana ʻo ia i ʻekolu mau mea ma ke kelepona, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hana i kēlā mea a nānā iā Twin Peaks, ʻaʻole hiki. No laila, komo maoli lākou i loko. Loaʻa nā mea pā i kēia manawa ma mua o ka manawa, a ke kahaha nei iaʻu.

ʻO kekahi o nā hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi loa loa o kēia moʻo ua ʻike ʻia ʻo Agent Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) i nalowale iki ma hope koke iho o ka make ʻana o Maddie, akā ua ʻike ʻo Hawk a ʻōlelo ʻo ia ʻoe ma ke ala. ʻAʻole pono ʻoe e ʻike i kahi e alakaʻi ai, e hāhai wale. ” I ka wā e pili ana i ka ʻuhane o ka moʻo - ka manaʻo o ka ʻuhane a me ka Black Lodge - ua hilinaʻi ʻo Cooper iā Hawk no ke kuanaʻike. Ma kekahi ʻano, he alakaʻi ʻo ia no Agent Cooper, ʻaʻole anei?

Ua hoʻokumu ʻia ka Hawk i loko o kēlā mau mea āpau e ʻike wale nei ka poʻe ke hele lākou “Auē, he aha ka hana ma aneʻi? He aha ka hana ma aneʻi? He aha ka hana ma laila? ” Ma ke ʻano he ʻōiwi, keu hoʻi ma kēlā wahi (mokuʻāina ʻo Wakinekona), he wahi hemolele kēlā. I kēlā me kēia manawa e hele a puni i ka kūlohelohe e ʻike ʻoe aia he mau ʻuhane i ke kūlohelohe, ʻaʻole ia he mea hou. Kamaʻilio wau me ka poʻe e pili ana i ka ʻepekema Aboriginal, no nā makahiki ua ʻōlelo mākou he pili mākou āpau a ua ʻōlelo wau he mau chromosome wau mai kahi dute snail (chuckles). Ola nā mea āpau, ola pū nā pōhaku. Ua ʻike mākou i ke ola o nā ʻoma a ʻike mākou i ka pōʻai o ka Honua a puni ka lā, ʻike mākou aia kahi pilina ma ka metaphysically a me ka ʻepekema hoʻi i kēia mau mea āpau. ʻO ka minuke i hoʻomaka ai kēia mau mea a pau, ua ʻike ʻo Hawk ua wehe lākou i kahi mea pono ʻole lākou e wehe. 

Ua makemake mākou e hoʻopā aku i ka manaʻo o Hawk i mea pale. ʻAʻole wale ma ke ʻano he luna, akā i nā manawa a Andy (Harry Goaz) a i ʻole Sheriff Truman (Michael Ontkean) i manaʻo iki ʻia, aia ʻo Hawk me kahi "lopako" jab a i ʻole e hoʻokuʻi i kahi kīkaha mai lalo o kahi mea hoʻomāʻewaʻewa, me ka hoʻopakele ʻana i ka hoʻopakele ʻana iā Cooper a ʻO Truman i ka wā ʻo Audrey Horne (Sherilyn Fenn) huakaʻi hoʻopakele ma One Eyed Jacks. E like me kā Cooper i ʻōlelo aku ai iā Hawk, "Inā ua nalowale wau, lana koʻu manaʻo ʻo ʻoe ke kāne a lākou i hoʻouna mai ai e ʻike iaʻu." ʻOiai ʻoi aku ka liʻiliʻi o kāna mau hiʻohiʻona ma mua o kāna mau mākaʻi hoʻokō kānāwai, ʻo Hawk ka iwi o ka mākaʻi ʻo Twin Peaks.

Ua poina wau i kēlā mau mea āpau, ke nānā hou nei wau a hele aku nei "E ke Akua, he hero nō wau, e ke kāne." (ʻAkaʻaka.) Poina wau i kēlā mau mea āpau. Ua lōʻihi loa ia, a ke nānā hou nei au i ka hele hou ʻana "E ke Akua, maikaʻi ʻo Hawk. Makemake wau ʻo wau kēlā maikaʻi. " (ʻAkaʻaka.) He mea kupaianaha ia e pāʻani ai, ʻo ia kekahi o nā manawa mua a mākou i ʻike ai i ke ʻano o ka Native-multi-dimensional ma ke kīwī. Ua ulu wau me kēia mau kiʻi weliweli weliweli a nā ʻōiwi, a no ka noʻonoʻo ʻana i ke kanaka koko palu, pū kekahi, ʻike ʻoe he kanaka mākou āpau no laila ke nānā nei ʻoe i nā ʻano āpau o ka noho ʻana o nā kānaka. ka honua Akā ʻo ke ʻano ke kī a hoʻomaopopo ʻo Lynch i kēlā. ʻO ke kūlohelohe kahi o ka lāʻau a loaʻa mau nā lāʻau i nā lāʻau nui, mana nui iā lākou. 

Ma ke kamaʻilio ʻana e pili ana i nā mākaʻi ʻo Twin Peaks, ʻaʻole i hoʻi ʻo ʻOtkean no kēia holo 18-episode. Ua ʻokoʻa iki paha ka loaʻa ʻole ʻana iā ia ma laila a he aha kāu e ʻōlelo aku ai i nā mea pā e hopohopo nei ʻaʻole like ka hōʻike me ka ʻole o kona alo?

E haʻi wau i ka poʻe pā, e hoʻohiki wau iā ʻoe ʻaʻole e hoʻohoka ʻia (ʻakaʻaka). He hōʻoia pilikino kēlā mai ka Hawk (ʻakaʻaka). Ma muli o mākou ka poʻe pā, aloha mākou a pau, he pā wau; a i ke kiʻi ʻana i kēia mea, paʻi kiʻi wau ia me he fan. Ke noʻonoʻo nei wau iaʻu iho i ka lā mua e noʻonoʻo wau, e hoka paha ka poʻe? Nooo. ʻAʻohe (chuckles). A ʻo kā Mark ʻike i ke ʻano o ka Hawk, ua hele ʻo ia me he mea lā ʻaʻole i haʻalele. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, poina nui iaʻu, 25 mau makahiki akā ua like ia me nehinei. Ua lōʻihi loa ia, akā ʻo ka minuke aʻu i hoʻi i hope iā ia, me he mea lā ʻaʻole wau i haʻalele. 

ʻ saidlelo mau ka poʻe "E hoʻi mai paha ia?" a ua ʻōlelo wau "ʻAʻole wau e noʻonoʻo pēlā," manaʻo wau ua like ia me James Dean, ua make ʻōpio, akā aia ka hopohopo nui, e hoʻohoka paha ia? Uh-uh. ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole, ʻaʻole. ʻO nā lā mua ʻelua e hele ana wau i ka “Ohhh” (ʻakaʻaka). A paʻa ʻo David i kona mau lima, ʻaʻohe mea e like me ia, ʻaʻohe mea i maka kona maka. E like me kaʻu e haʻi pinepine nei i ka poʻe, like ia i loko o kahi pena pena a Davdi e hana nei. A he hoʻomākeʻaka ia. He mea hoʻomākeʻaka maoli ka poʻe ʻuhane āpau, ka poʻe hemolele āpau aʻu e ʻike ai. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe he kūoʻo, manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻoe i ka wai momona ma ke ʻano he kanaka hemolele no ka mea ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ka puʻuwai o ke ʻano o ke kanaka. 

Kamahaʻo ia. Manaʻo wau e hele a puni ka poʻe pā. 

I kona kau mua, ua ʻike ʻia ʻoe i kahi mahele o Nā X-Kōnae. ʻAʻole hiki iā mākou ke kōkua akā nīnau, aia nō ma laila ʻO Denise Bryson Ua kūkākūkā nā kūmole ma waena o ʻolua me David Duchovny? 

Maikaʻi wale ʻo ia e hana pū. Ua lilo mākou i mau hoa aloha maikaʻi. He mea ʻakaʻaka maoli ia, ke pāʻani ʻo ia i ka luna FBI transsexual ua kiʻi wau i kaʻu kiʻi me ia, no laila ke hana nei wau i ka X-Files Aia wau i ka ʻāpana lauoho a makemake wau e hele "ʻike ʻoe, ua aloha wau iā David kaikuaʻana, kaikaina." A ʻōlelo lākou "ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻōlelo iki e pili ana i kona kaikuahine," no laila hōʻike wau i ke kiʻi a hele lākou "E ke Akua. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻo ia. ” A iā ia i hele mai ai ʻōlelo lākou "ʻAʻole mākou i ʻike he kaikuahine kou" a hele ʻo ia (hoʻomāʻewaʻewa) "ʻO wau kēlā!" (ʻAkaʻaka) 

ʻOiai ʻo ka moʻo kumu wale nō i holo wale no ʻelua mau kau, me he mea lā aia he pili aloha maoli ma waena o ʻoe a me kou hoa hoa. Pono e lilo i hope o ka moʻolelo i kahi moʻolelo, kahi manawa liʻiliʻi a ʻaʻole paha kekahi mea ʻē aʻe e ʻike e pili ana i ka waiho wale ʻana iā ʻoe i nā humuhumu ke noʻonoʻo hou ʻoe iā ia.

ʻO ka manawa a mākou e hoʻolei nei i nā pōhaku i nā ʻōmole a ʻōlelo ʻo Dāvida, "Hele a kiʻi i kēlā pākeke pōhaku a kau i kēia mau umu," a ke hele nei wau "He aha ke ʻano o kēia ʻōlelo?" Hele ʻo David, "Nothin", makemake wale wau e ʻike iā ʻoe i loko o kekahi umu ume. " Akā hele wau e kiʻi a hele wau "Auē, ʻo Kung Fu," inā ʻoe e hoʻomanaʻo i ka moʻo Kung Fu kahi a David Carradine e hoʻohana ai i kona mau lima ʻelua e kiʻi i ka ipuhao wela, akā ʻakaʻaka wau. He peʻa kiʻi ʻoniʻoni wau, makemake au i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahiko, no laila, nui nā mea hoʻonaninani liʻiliʻi a me nā mea e haki wale ai iaʻu. 

Ua ʻōlelo ʻoe i ka wā ma mua kēlā Twin kuahiwi "paʻa i kekahi mau aniani i kekahi mau stereotypes (ʻAmelika ʻAmelika) a ua make me nā poʻe ʻē aʻe, ”Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻonui i kēlā ʻōlelo. 

E kamaʻilio ana ka Hawk e pili ana i kāna ipo wahine a ke kamaʻilio nei ʻo ia no Brandeis, he mau wāwae ʻelua kāna i nā ao ʻelua. Ua ulu ʻo ia i kahi kuʻuna a maopopo iā ia kēlā, akā ua ʻike pū ʻo ia aia ʻo ia i kāna manawa ponoʻī a pono ʻo ia e hana pū me ia, no laila hoihoi ia. A e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, he ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia. E nā ʻōiwi, he poʻe hoʻomākeʻaka mākou. Nānā wau i kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me kēlā ʻano stereotype o nā Indians e uē ana, akā ua ʻōlelo au, he poʻe hoʻomākeʻaka mākou, he poʻe hoʻomākeʻaka koʻu mau ʻelemākule. No laila ua hoihoi wau i kēlā ʻano hoʻomākeʻaka noʻu. 

He aha kāu e haʻi ai iā mākou? ʻĀina ʻākoakoa?

ʻO kaʻu kēlā kā wahine pūnaewele, ʻo ia kaʻuʻoihana a kaʻu wahine. He hale hōʻikeʻike kāna a ʻo ia nō kekahi maoli mea hoʻouluulu ʻōiwi kaulana. Loaʻa iā ia Kāleʻa hou ʻole i hoʻomaka ʻia e kekahi mau wahine ma Kanada, akā ʻo ia ka pūnaewele o kaʻu wahine (me kahi mau kiʻi a Horse e noho nei ma laila). He mea pena kiʻi wau mai ka makahiki 17 a 18 paha. Hana wau i kahi ʻano pena i kapa ʻia ʻo ledger art, kahi a mākou e pena ai i nā ʻili, ʻo ia kā mākou puke moʻolelo a me kā mākou kalena, e ʻōwili mākou a lawe pū me mākou. I ka wā hoʻopaʻa, ʻaʻole i loaʻa nā ʻili, ua hala ka buffalo, no laila ua pena mākou i nā ʻāpana pepa pepa i ka hapa nui o nā pepa ledger i loko o nā puke i lawe i nā moʻolelo o nā mea i lawe ʻia i nā wahi noho. 

ʻIke mākou ua hoʻohiki ʻoe i kahi hūnā, akā hāʻawi mai iā mākou i hoʻokahi teaser e maopopo ʻole ai no ka pīhoihoi a me ka hoʻomāinoino ʻana i nā mea pā a hiki i ka piʻi ʻana o ka pale ma ke kau 3.

ʻAʻole, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo nothin ', hoʻohiki wau i mum. ʻO kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai ʻaʻole ʻoe e hoʻohoka ʻia no ka mea ke noʻonoʻo nei wau ma ke ʻano he peʻahi.

Ua komo au i loko a noʻonoʻo wau iaʻu iho, "E hoʻohoka paha wau i ka ʻike hou ʻana i kēia?" A mai ka mea aʻu i ʻike ai, mai nā mea aʻu i komo ai, e hele ana au “Wow.” Nui koʻu hauʻoli a lohe wau i ka pīhoihoi o ka poʻe ma Showtime, akā paʻa loa wau inā ʻaʻole pupule ka poʻe. I kēia manawa ua hana ʻo Dāvida i kāna makemake e hana me ka kaohi ʻole iā ia, a ʻo Twin Peaks kēia i hele i kahi pae ʻokoʻa. Ua ʻoi aku ka makua o Dāvida ma mua o kona manawa a pēlā pū ʻo Twin Peaks.

Akā e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai, ke kilokilo o ia mea, ʻaʻole like me ka mea i haʻalele. Ua like ia me kēlā paukū o (25 mau makahiki) ʻaʻole i hiki.

Hoʻihoʻi ʻo Twin Peaks iā Mei 21 ma Showtime.

Hiki iā ʻoe ke hopu i ka Lio i loko ʻAʻohe Akua ma Netflix kēia hāʻule pū kekahi ʻEne Ant , "Kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni B sci-fi ke keʻa ma waena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo 50s sci-fi iā lākou, Spinal Tap a me nā koa Road."