Luku i nā Kanaka āpau ua hoʻi ʻoukou. Ua hoʻi ʻo Crypto me ka haku hou a me nā kiʻi kiʻi hou. ʻO ka mea ʻoi loa, like ʻo ia i ka huhū ʻia i nā kānaka ke hoʻomanaʻo ʻoe iā ia. Ua puka mai nā pāʻani ʻĀina ʻeleʻele e lawe mai i kahi hōʻino kanaka hou i Pandomy Studio's 2005 E luku i nā kānaka āpau.

E luku i nā kānaka āpau hoʻopiha ʻia mai luna a lalo me kahi pāhū, atomic age B-film vibe. Mai nā hopena kani i ke mele Theremin, kanalua ʻole kēia i ka hāʻawi ʻana i kahi manaʻo kikoʻī o ka 50 sci-fi flick.

Pāʻani ʻoe ma ke ʻano ʻo Cryptosporidium-137, he malihini ʻo ia mai ka honua ʻo Furon. ʻO ka honua i lilo i kona hiki ke hana hou ma muli o kā lākou mea kaua mua a me nā hopena o ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā mea kaua. Ua hopena ka Furon i ka cloning ma ke ʻano he ala e hoʻomau ai i kā lākou laha, eia naʻe kēlā me kēia kope i hana ʻia e hoʻomālielie mālie nei i ko lākou mana.

ʻAʻole nalowale nā ​​manaʻolana āpau, eia naʻe i kā lākou huakaʻi hele mua, ua kū kahi Furon ma ka honua i kekahi manawa, a ua pau ka hana ʻana a ka Furon me nā kānaka. ʻO kēia ke alakaʻi i nā kānaka āpau i nā koena o Furon DNA i loko o kā lākou laha. Kahi kumu maʻemaʻe o ka ikehu Furon.

No laila, ua hele nā ​​Furons i kahi huakaʻi hele i ka Honua, ʻo ka pilikia wale nō ke keiki liʻiliʻi mua a lākou i hoʻouna ai, ua nalowale ʻo Crypto-136 ma ka honua polū liʻiliʻi. No laila, i loko e hele ana ʻo Crypt-137 e huli i kāna hoa aloha i hāʻule, a hoʻomaka i ka hoʻouka kaua ʻana e hōʻiliʻili i nā koena o ka ikehu Furon i loko o kēia mau ʻeke koko kanaka.

"ʻO Crypto a me kāna maniacal

leʻaleʻa maikaʻi nā shenanigans āpau. "

ʻAno like ʻo Crypto me Jack Nicholson ma aneʻi. I kēia manawa he wahi kuhi manawa kēia. Manaʻo wau aia wale nō ma o 3 o ʻoukou e ʻike i ka pō e kamaʻilio nei wau akā akā, manaʻo wau ʻo kā Crypto's Nicholson leo i ka hoʻohanohano i ka makahiki 1990. Nā mea komo hewa. I kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo kekahi o nā malihini e hāʻule ana ma ka Honua e like like me Nicholson. ʻO kahi mea liʻiliʻi wale nō ia nāu. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike Nā mea komo hewa, pono ʻoe e hāʻawi iā ia i kahi pū, he leʻaleʻa maikaʻi ka maikaʻi B-kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

ʻAʻole kēlā wale nō ka leo e kūpono ke haʻi ʻia. ʻO ka luna ʻo Furon, ʻo POX e pāʻani ʻia e Richard Horvitz. Āʻoia Mea komo hewa Zim ʻo ia iho. ʻAʻole ia e loli i kona leo i nā mea āpau, a like kona huhū ma aneʻi e like me Zim. Eia hou, makemake ʻo ia e luku i nā kānaka āpau. Kamaʻāina paha? Loaʻa iā ʻoe ke kumu.

ʻO nā kamaʻilio kūlohelohe a pau mai ka 2005's E luku i nā kānaka āpau e like me ia. ʻO kēia ka manaʻo ʻaʻole i loli kekahi o nā mea hoʻomākeʻaka mai hope. No laila, no ka mea hiki iā ʻoe ke kali i kekahi o ia mea ʻuʻuku a puni nā kihi a me nā mea e hoʻonāukiuki paha i ka moʻomeheu o kēia au e pā i ka pihi pihi. Akā, e nānā i nā manawa he mea hōʻino loa ia, manaʻo wau hiki iā mākou ke hāʻawi i kahi Crypto i kahi pass.

Hele mai ʻo Crypto i ka pāʻina me kahi pū uila Chain, kahi blaster plasma a me kahi ʻano o ka launcher grenade. Hiki ke hoʻomaikaʻi hou ʻia kēia mau mea kaua ma waena o nā mikionali i mea e mod i kā lākou hana. Aia kekahi mea kaua ʻimi ʻimi anal i hiki i nā poʻe ʻilihuna ʻilihuna ke pohā ma hope o ka ʻoki loa ʻana. ʻO ke kaumaha, ʻaʻole maikaʻi ka hana kuʻikuʻi i loko o ka hakakā.

No ka hapanui o nā pāʻani e holo nei ʻoe a puni kēia mau pahu hāmama hāmama, akā i kekahi mau manawa hiki iā ʻoe ke lele i loko o kāu ipu lele e hoʻokuʻu i ka make mai luna mai me kāu kukuna make hilinaʻi.

ʻO lākou āpau i ka inoa o ka luku ʻana i nā kānaka āpau. Hele mai ʻo Crypto me kāna mana ponoʻī o Furon pū kekahi. Hele mai ʻo ia me kāna mana telekinesis kaulana e ʻae iā Crypto e lele i nā bipi a i ʻole e hoʻouna i nā kānaka e lele i nā ao ma mua o ka iho ʻana i lalo i ka Honua e wāwahi i ka paʻa paʻa paʻa. Hiki iā ʻoe ke, ulana i ka lolo a i ʻole e kiʻi iā lākou e hulahula ma ke ʻano he mea hoʻoliʻiliʻi. ʻO ka mea nui a me ka mīkini āu e hoʻohana ai i ka nui o ka hiki ke camouflage ma ke ʻano he kanaka. ʻAe kēia iā ʻoe e komo i nā wahi i kaupalena ʻia a hoʻokokoke aku iā ʻoe i kahi kanaka āu e pono ai e lawe i waho.

ʻO kēia mau pae āpau nā mea āu e hoʻomanaʻo ai mai ka 2005 E luku i nā kānaka āpau. Akā, no ka ʻaeto-maka knit = poʻe koho e ʻike paha ʻoe aia he pae kahi e sabotage ai i kahi UFO ma kahi hoʻolālā pūʻali koa he pae hou loa ia a ʻaʻole i hōʻike ʻia i kēlā me kēia manawa i nā poʻo inoa o mua.

Maikaʻi maoli nā kiʻi ma aneʻi. He leʻaleʻa maoli ka pale kala mālamalama a hoʻohui i ka chaos cartoonish e hana i ka holoʻokoʻa o kēia pāʻani. Ua hoʻomalu hou ʻia nā mea āpau mai nā ʻoki ʻoki a hiki i ka gameplay a me he mea lā ua hala nā manawa i nā pāʻani ʻeleʻele e hana i nā mea āpau e nānā maikaʻi loa, a hoʻonani maikaʻi ʻia.

Maikaʻi loa ka hele ʻana. He papa hana kiki kā Crypto āna e hoʻohana ai i ka heʻe ʻana a loaʻa iā ia kekahi mau ʻeke puʻupuʻu puʻupuʻu e hāʻawi iā ia i ka lele a me ka hiki i nā lever. Mālama maoli kēia mau mea a hoʻohui i kēlā fluidity o gameplay gameplay ʻole e hana i kahi tona o kēia pāʻani.

ʻOluʻolu kēlā fluidity ke loaʻa iā ʻoe kou mau mana āpau i ka manawa like. E hoʻohana i nā mana noʻonoʻo e hana i kahi ʻenemi e hakakā me ʻoe, e hoʻolei i nā poʻe a puni me nā telekinesis, nā uwila kaulahao i kekahi mau ʻino a laila anal ʻimi i ka mea hope loa o lākou e ʻakaʻaka ai. Leʻaleʻa e ʻike i ka nui o nā ala e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke komo i loko o kēia mau hakina nui.

I kēia manawa, ʻo ka mea lalo ka hapa nui o kēia i lilo i mea hou a hana hou ʻia i kekahi manawa. Ke hana pinepine nei i ka mea like, ma hope o ka pae ʻana i kāu mau mea kaua i nā ala āpau, waiho i kahi mea e makemake ʻia. Hoʻomaka ka hemahema o nā ʻenemi e komo iā ʻoe pū kekahi.

Ua lawa ka manawa ma waena oʻu e pāʻani ana i ka pāʻani ma 2005 a hiki i kēia manawa. Me he mea lā he pāʻani hou loa ia i kēia manawa no ka mea ʻaʻole wau e hoʻomanaʻo i nā kikoʻī o ka moʻolelo mai kēlā wā kahiko e kekahi ʻano. ʻO ka mea wale nō e manaʻo nei i ka lā i hala kekahi mau mea hoʻomākeʻaka, akā he mea ia a nā keiki aloha a South Park a me Beavis a me Butt-poʻo i ʻeli ai e pili ana i ka moʻo. No laila, i ka nānā hou ʻana e pono ʻoe e lawe i nā mea maikaʻi me nā mea maikaʻi ʻole.

I kēia manawa, e ʻōlelo wau he paʻakikī iaʻu e pepehi i kēia mau bipi moo ʻilihune i ka makahiki 2005 a he paʻakikī loa e pepehi iā lākou i kēia manawa. Kupanaha, ʻaʻole hāʻawi ka pāʻani iā ​​ʻoe i kahi koho i ka luku ʻana iā lākou a i ʻole ka pepehi ʻana iā lākou. Hāʻawi koke ka misionari hoʻomaʻamaʻa iā ʻoe me ka hōʻeha ʻana i nā bipi ʻilihune me kāu telekinesis. ʻAʻole wau i hauʻoli iki. E ʻoi aku ana ka nui o ka pepehi ʻana i kekahi o nā xenophobes a me nā mea hoʻokae e hana ana i kekahi mau wahi o ke kaona.

Hāʻawi ka pāʻani i kahi nui kūpono o ka pāʻani hou ʻana e ke ala o kāna mau hanana ala manawa. Makemake nā mea hoʻopihapiha e loaʻa i ka helu hōkū kiʻekiʻe loa ma kēlā me kēia pilikia. ʻO kēia paha nā ʻāpana paʻakikī loa o ka pāʻani, akā kūpono ke kūpono i kēlā mau helu hoʻokō e hoʻohui i ka helu pāʻani.

Loaʻa nā kānaka āpau He leʻaleʻa blime 15-hola, ʻino o kahi ʻike. He leʻaleʻa ia e luku aku i ka ʻāʻā, lāhui, a me nā mea kaua i ka pāʻani i nā kānaka i ka pāʻani. ʻO Crypto a me kāna mau maniacal shenanigans i ka leʻaleʻa maikaʻi. ʻO ka hapa nostalgia a me kahi mea luku nui, hoʻopau kēia pāʻani i ke kālā kūpono ($ 39.99) a me kahi ala maikaʻi e loaʻa ai kekahi mau ʻakaʻaka i ka wā e luku ana i ka ukana heck o nā kānaka. Inā ʻoe he peʻa o ka moʻo a ke hana nei i kēia e wili i ka nostalgia itch, a laila e loaʻa ana kahi manawa maikaʻi a loaʻa ka mea āu i manaʻo ai. Inā he mea hou ʻoe i kēia a ʻaʻohe ou pili e pili ana me ia, hiki i kēia ke kuʻi a haʻalele paha iā ʻoe.

Luku aku i nā kānaka āpau i waho i kēia manawa ma PS4, Xbox One, Stadi a me Windows. Hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻohi i kahi kope pono Eia.

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