"E mālama wau i kēia iaʻu iho akā he mea paha ia e hoʻokūpilikiʻi iaʻu i kēia manawa (ʻaʻohe pun i manaʻo ʻia). ʻIke wau, e like me aʻu iho, ua pōpilikia ʻia ʻoe āpau me ke kūʻai aku ʻana no "Unfriended" e puka ana i ka Pōʻalima. Ma muli o ka puka ʻana o ka trailer ua loaʻa iaʻu he mau leka he nui ma aneʻi a ma Twitter e like me ka kikeke pololei ʻana o kā backstory i kaʻu hiʻohiʻona. I ka mua ua ʻānai wau iā ia e like me ka hapa nui o ke kiʻi i kī ʻia ma Skype, ʻaʻohe mea e like me kaʻu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, akā i koʻu nānā ʻana i loko o ia mea ua ʻano nui nā like.

ʻO ka backstory e alakaʻi nei i ka ʻiʻo o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me kā lākou pāʻoihana kūʻai aku e like me ka mea a mākou i hana ai me "The Upper Footage", ʻaʻole i hoʻokō ʻia e like pū kekahi: Kau i kahi wikiō ma Youtube o kahi kaikamahine e hoʻomāino wale ʻia ana ma hope o ka ʻai ʻana i nā lāʻau. / ʻona, kau i kahi wikiō o kona make ʻana, huki ʻia mai Youtube, kau wikiō ma nā pūnaewele ʻē aʻe, hoʻonohonoho i nā ʻaoʻao pūnaewele no ka mea i hōʻino ʻia, a laila kūʻai aku i ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me ka hiki iā Google ke ʻano fictional me he mea lā maoli. (ua hoʻohana lākou i ka pixillation like akā ma ka crotch o ke kaikamahine, kahi mea liʻiliʻi maikaʻi e hoʻohanohano ai ʻoe no ke ana maikaʻi).

Ua hana maoli ka hana i nā mea āpau a mākou i hana ai, akā hahau ʻia. ʻAʻole lākou i huki maoli ʻia mai Youtube, ʻaʻohe mea i manaʻoʻiʻo he kiʻi maoli nā kiʻi, ʻo nā ʻatikala wale nō e hōʻike e pili ana i ke ʻano ma Google nā ​​mea i hoʻokuʻu ʻia, ʻaʻohe pūnaewele kūʻokoʻa i holo i nā wikiō a i ʻole ka moʻolelo e like me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo.

I kēia manawa e ʻōlelo paha ʻoe “Malia paha he hanana wale nō ia. Pehea ʻoe i ʻike ai ua ʻike lākou i kāu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni? ” Mea like aʻu i manaʻo ai i kinohi, no laila ua nānā au i ka mea ma hope ona, a ʻae ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea hana i hoʻāʻo e hoʻohoka iaʻu ma luna, ʻo Jason Blum.

I kekahi mau makahiki i hala aku nei ke waiho mau nei nā nīnau inā he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kaʻu kiʻi a ʻaʻole paha i hui wau me kēia mea hana, ua kono ʻo ia iaʻu i kona hale e nānā i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. I koʻu hōʻea ʻana ua hana ʻo ia me he mea lā ʻaʻole ia i ʻike pehea e hoʻopili ai i kaʻu kamepiula / paʻa paʻa i kāna kīwī. I ka manawa aʻu i haʻi aku ai iaʻu ua maopopo iaʻu pehea, wikiwiki ʻo ia i hele aku a ʻōlelo ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi no kā mākou e kiaʻi i loko o kona lumi moe no ka mea ua ʻeleʻele ia i laila. Ua hōʻole wau.

Ma hope o ka nānā ʻana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ua hele ʻo ia i waho o kona keʻena, ua kāhea iaʻu i nā maʻi, a ua aloha ʻo ia i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua pane maikaʻi wau, e hoʻokau wau iā ʻoe a me kaʻu loio. A laila haʻi maila ʻo ia iaʻu ʻaʻole ia i hana me nā loio i nā ʻelele kūʻai aku wale nō a hāʻawi iaʻu i ka mea kūʻai aku hoʻokahi āna e hana pū ai. Ua lawe wau i ka inoa, ua hana i kahi noiʻi, a ua ʻike he mau hoa aloha lāua a hana pū kekahi no kekahi manawa. Ke hoʻomaopopo nei i ka hakakā o ka hoihoi, ua haʻi wau i ka mea hana i kēia a ʻaʻole ʻo ia i pane iki. I kekahi mau lā ma hope mai ua hoʻomaka kahi kāne kani i kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kau i ka hopena o kaʻu kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma ka pāpili kaiaulu, kahi pae o ka liʻiliʻi āu e manaʻo ʻole ai mai kahi kāne makua makua maikaʻi. ʻO kēia kaʻu huakaʻi hope loa i ka hana pū ʻana me nā keʻena studio a i ʻole nā ​​mea hana ʻike maikaʻi a ʻo ia ka mea nui nui noʻu e hoʻolaha ana i ke kiʻi ʻona iaʻu iho. Ma hope o kēia ua hoʻomanaʻo wau i kekahi o kaʻu mau hoapili e haʻi mai ana iaʻu "ʻike ʻoe he mea wale nō ia o ka manawa ma mua o ka lawe wale ʻana o kēia kanaka i kou manaʻo a lilo ia i mea." He mau makahiki ma hope mai ua hiki mai kēlā manawa.

I kēlā me kēia manawa ke ʻike nei wau i nā hoʻolaha no kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kēia manawa ua like ia me kahi kuʻi i ka ʻōpū. Inā he mea pena kiʻi ʻē aʻe e ulu ana i ka premise ua manaʻo wau he mea weliweli ia, akā ʻaʻole ia. He manu ʻeleʻele ia me ka hana ʻole e bludgeoning i kahi manaʻo maikaʻi, hoʻolilo iā ia i shit, akā ʻaʻole ia he mea nui no ka mea e ʻakaʻaka ʻo ia a hiki i ka panakō ke hele ka poʻe ma waho o ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni ua kuhi wale ʻia lākou e kiaʻi ana i kekahi. kiʻi ʻoniʻoni crappy.

ʻO kaʻu mauʻu hope loa i kēia hopena pule. Aia wau ma luna o ka hale o kahi hoa a ua noi ʻo ia e ʻike i kaʻu trailer kahiko, ua wehe ʻo ia i ka YouTube App ma kāna kīwī, a aia hoʻi kahi pāʻani "Hoa ʻole" e pāʻani ana ma mua o kaʻu trailer. Inā ʻo kaʻu Kīwī paha kīʻī paha wau iā ia. Ke kūʻai aku nei lākou i kā lākou kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma luna o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a lākou i lawe ai i ka manaʻo.

I mea e hoʻohui ai i ka palaoa, ʻo ka loiloi nui i loaʻa iā ia o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia ka pouli o ka hopena a ʻaʻole i loaʻa i nā keiki maikaʻi ʻole kā lākou mea i hele mai ai. ʻO ka mea hoʻohenehene ke ʻano o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau e pili ana i ka poʻe i hoʻoweliweli iā ia i ka loaʻa ʻana o kā lākou hele mai i mua o ke aloha a ke kaikamahine make i hoʻomāino ʻia.

ʻO kahi leka ʻakaʻaka. Ua hoʻi wau i NYC mau mahina i hala aku nei a ua kuʻi wau i kēia kanaka ma ke alanui (ʻo ia ma mua o koʻu lohe ʻana e pili ana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.) Ua ʻike maka mākou, ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia me ka makaʻu, ua like ʻo legit me he mea lā ua ʻike ʻo ia i kahi ʻuhane, a ma mua o ka hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo i ʻO kāna ʻōlelo hele wāwae wikiwiki i lilo i goofy ke nānā aku i ka hele wikiwiki a holo ʻē ʻo ia iaʻu. Hele wāwae wau me koʻu kaikunāne a nānā maila ʻo ia iaʻu, me ka maopopo ʻole ʻo wai ke kāne, ʻakaʻaka a nīnau aku "he ʻaiʻē kāu kāne iā ʻoe i kahi kālā a i ʻole kekahi mea?"

Eia nō naʻe hū. ʻAʻole wau maopopo inā aia kekahi a i ʻole kekahi aʻo i kēia moʻolelo. Malia paha e lawe i kāu fucking i ka manawa mua no ka mea inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hele mai lākou. "

Coincidence a ʻo Cole paha ma luna o kekahi mea ma aneʻi? E nānā i ka trailer Nā kiʻi i luna ma lalo, a hele aku i Vimeo i e nānā i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa. Ma hope, kono mākou iā ʻoe e hana i kāu pane ponoʻī i kēlā nīnau, a hoʻokuʻu iā ia i lalo i nā ʻaoʻao manaʻo ma lalo nei.

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