Pāʻani wale kekahi mau mea hana keaka i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, akā ʻaʻole iki ka mea hana keaka e lilo i ʻano maoli. ʻO Rutger Hauer kekahi mea hana keaka. ʻAʻole i luna kāna mau hana ma luna, ʻaʻole hoʻi i kelepona ʻia a ʻinoʻino hoʻi, akā hypnotic lākou i kahi ala e ʻaneʻane weliweli. ʻO ia kekahi o nā manawa kakaikahi kahi e nalo ai kahi mea hana a lilo i mea ʻē aʻe. ʻAʻole ʻoe e ʻike ua nalo ʻo ia a ma kahi o ka ʻike ʻana iā ia ma ka pakuhi, ʻike ʻoe i ke ʻano e ola nei.

Ma ke ʻano he 150 mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a hiki i kēia lā, ua hoʻokani ʻo Rutger i kekahi o nā mea hilahila ʻole, psychotic a hoʻomanaʻo hoʻi i ka moʻolelo kiʻiʻoniʻoni, hiki ʻole ke hōʻoiaʻiʻo ʻia e lilo i ʻano, e like me ke ʻano o ka moeʻuhane. No laila e hoʻolauleʻa ai i kona lā hānau, ua hoʻoholo wau e nānā i hope i ʻelima mau hana āna e wehewehe ai i ka hiki iā ia ke lawe i kāna tālena.

ʻAno + Koko
Pāʻani ʻo Rutger Hauer i ke ʻano moekolohe a hoʻowahāwahā ʻole i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni na ʻO Robocop Luna Hoʻokele Paul Verhoeven piha i ka poʻe hoʻowahāwahā, akā hey ... ʻaʻole lākou i kapa ia "nā makahiki pouli" no ka mea ʻole. E like me ka hapa nui o ka poʻe o kēlā au, he kūʻē a he kolohe ke ʻano o Hauer's Martin a he pono ʻoe, no nā kumu āpau āu e ʻike ai, inaina iā ia. Akā ʻo kēia kahi e hiki ai iā Rutger ke hōʻike iā ʻoe i ka mea e hana nei a lawe iā ʻoe no kahi holo iki o ka noʻonoʻo, ke hoʻomaka maoli ʻoe e ʻaoʻao me kēia kanaka. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hana i nā hoʻoholo kūpono, akā hana ia iā ia i kanaka maikaʻi? He hoʻopaʻapaʻa maoli ia a e noʻonoʻo ana ʻoe i kēia lōʻihi ma hope o ka pau ʻana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

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Huhū makapō
Inā ʻaʻole kēia Zatoichi kiʻiʻoniʻoni, e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa wau i ka manaʻo o kahi makapō samurai / Vietnam kūpuna e hoʻopakele i ke keiki a kekahi o kāna mau hoa, akā hoʻolei ʻoe iā Rutger Hauer i laila a hāʻawi iā ia i kahi pahi kaua, e holo ia. I kēia manawa, maopopo nō iaʻu ua hoʻohana ʻia he pālua pālua no kekahi o ka hakakā pahi kaua, akā ʻaʻole i hoʻohana ʻo Rutger i kumu e kala ai i ka hapa o ka hoki. ʻAʻole wale ke kāne e hoʻohālike he makapō ʻo ia, akā pono ʻo ia e lawelawe i ka pahi kaua. ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke hana i kekahi o kēlā mau mea, i hoʻokahi manawa, ke hoʻāʻo wau. A ʻo kēlā hanana hakakā me Sho Kosugi ka moʻolelo…

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kōmi 'Runner
Pololei ʻo Roy Batty, no ka mea, batty maoli kēia Android! ʻO kēia ke kuleana āna i kaulana ai ʻo ia. He Android wale nō ia e makemake ana i kahi lōʻihi o ke ola a e hana i nā mea āpau e loaʻa ai, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole hiki. He huhū loa ʻo ia, akā hou, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kōkua akā noʻonoʻo i kahi e hele mai nei a me kona makemake e ola i kahi ola piha. ʻOiaʻiʻo, ke hele nei ʻo ia e pili iā ia i kahi ala hewa a kolohe paha, akā no ka mea ua hana ʻia ʻo ia pēlā? Ma kēlā me kēia ala, ʻaʻole wau makemake e hoʻopaʻapaʻa semantics, ʻoiai mākou e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kāna hana, akā malia ua pane wau i kaʻu nīnau. ʻO kā Rutger hana ia (no pun i manaʻo ʻia) e like me ke ʻano o ka mea hiki ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa.

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ʻO Hitcher
Inā hāʻawi kekahi iā ʻoe i ka manaʻo e makaʻu ʻoe iā lākou, ʻo John Ryder nō ia. ʻO nā makaʻi āpau o ke kiʻi ʻana i kahi mea kuʻikuʻi i aʻo aku ai kou mau mākua iā ʻoe e pili ana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. I ka mua, he mea maʻamau ʻo ia, akā piʻi koke i loko o ka pūpū o ke kanaka me ka lunamanaʻo ʻole a me ka minamina ʻole, ʻoiai ʻo ia e pāʻani ana i ka pāʻani pōpoki a pōpoki loa me ka keiki wimpy mai Red Kanaka. Lawe ʻia kēia ʻano maka maka i ka hana a inā ʻoe e nānā iā ia e like me ke kuʻi ʻana o ka weliweli cheesy, ʻaʻohe mea e hōʻole ana i kēlā me kēia manawa i kū mai ʻo Rutger ma ka paku, makaʻu a makaʻu ʻoe. He aha ā hana no kaʻauʻau ʻana, manaʻo wau ʻO Hitcher hana no ka poʻe i koho i nā hitchhikers.

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Hobo me kahi pū kī lū
Ke lawe nei i ke ʻano titular i ke ola ma ko Jason Eisener ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o ke ola, hoʻohaʻahaʻa lepo haʻahaʻa i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, he ʻano ʻo ia i hele i loko o nā mea āpau a ʻike ʻia nā mea āpau ... a maʻi a luhi hoʻi ʻo ia. ʻO nā mea āna e makemake ai ka mālama kālā ʻana e kūʻai ai i kahi ʻoki mauʻu e loaʻa ai ke ola pono, akā ke kuha mau nei ke kaiāulu i kona mau maka a hiki i kekahi lā, ʻaʻole hiki iā ia ke lawe hou. Hoʻomaka ʻo ia e hana i ka pono i hoʻokahi pūpū i ka manawa! Aloha ʻoe i ke aloha no kēia ʻano a pono wau e ʻae, ua nīnau wau pehea paha wau e hana nei i kekahi poʻe ʻē aʻe. ʻAʻole wau e mālama i ka poʻe e like me ka crap, e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ua ʻike hou wau iā ia. No kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni haʻahaʻa ʻo ia ka mua he trailer trailer ma ke ʻano he mahele o ka Kahakumua hoʻokūkū, hoʻokau maoli ʻo ia i kāna mau mea āpau i kēia kuleana e hoʻomaopopo iā ʻoe i kekahi mea no ke ʻano o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e ʻike ʻia ma ke ʻano he ʻōpala b-kiʻiʻoniʻoni. Hoʻohuli ʻo Rutger i kēia hobo e maʻi nei i ke kaiāulu a me ka lawehala e holo nei i loko o kahi mīkini hoʻopaʻi makaʻu. He aloha like ʻo ia me he mea weliweli ia, akā ʻaʻohe ou mea e makaʻu ai ʻoiai he kanaka maikaʻi ʻoe.

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