ʻO kēia hoʻoliʻiliʻi o ko Stephen King puke moʻolelo Pōʻaiapuni o ka Werewolf ke kiʻi lycan maikaʻi loa e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke kau i kou mau lima? ʻOiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole. Eia nō naʻe, ʻelima mau kumu maikaʻi maikaʻi loa aʻu e hāʻawi ai iā ʻoe i kanaiwakūmālima mau minuke o kou manawa (hou a i ka manawa mua paha), ʻaʻole ka mea liʻiliʻi loa ʻo Busey, pēpē.

5. Ua nānā maoli anei ʻoe i ka poʻe hana keaka?

E hele aku wau i kekahi o nā mea pāʻani i hōʻike ʻia i kahi manawa, akā i kēia manawa e haʻalele wau (a me ka makemake ʻole) e nānā ʻole i ka punahele a kēlā me kēia. Anne o Green Gables (Megan Follows) a ʻo ka mea liʻiliʻi paha o ka "Corey's" (Haim) i loko o ka flick no ka mea ʻo Terry O'Quinn kāna mea maʻamau, noho paʻa i ke kuleana o ka Makai Nui Joe Haller, ʻoiai ka nele o ka manawa o ka pale. A pehea ka clichéd, ka leo liʻiliʻi o ke kaona liʻiliʻi? Pono e loaʻa i kēlā me kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me kēia, ʻeā? Pololei ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole lākou a pau e hōʻike ʻia e Bill Smitrovich, ka mea i pāʻani leʻaleʻa iā Andy Fairton ma aneʻi (a me ka mea hale kūʻai mea kūʻai i huikau ʻia e ka moʻo nui poʻo poʻo ʻelua i loko o nā pahu a me nā parsnips ma Seth MacFarlane's Ted.)

A mai ʻālohilohi a e ʻike paha ʻoe i ka luna nui kinipōpō nui i ka moʻolelo cinematic, ʻo James Gammon (Lou Brown i loko ʻO Lōkahi Lōpū) ma ke ʻano he holoholona mua a ka holoholona. ʻAʻole e hōʻike i kahi mua-Reservoir nā'īlio ʻO Lawrence Tierney ma ke ʻano he kuleana o ka ʻOwen's Bar, ʻo ia paha ka mea i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma ka lawelawe ʻana i kāna iho pono wai lemonona ma mua o nā pōkā kālā (ʻike ʻoe i kaʻu hana ma laila?) A me James A. Baffico, ka mea i hoʻokani i ka luna SWAT. ka mea i lilo kona maka i ka hōʻike hoʻomaka o George A. Romero's Dawn o ka moana. E lokomaikaʻi wale mai ʻoe iaʻu a hoʻomanaʻo i hoʻokahi laina a hiki i kou hiki ʻana ke kau i kou mau lima a Palena kālā disc - "A, ʻeha kēlā i koʻu mau ʻāpana!"

ʻAʻole hewa ke kākoʻo ʻana o ka hui, Rebel Airplane. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻole.

4. ʻO ka nānā ʻana wale nō kahi freak baseball e kiʻi ai

Nānā, inā ʻike ʻoe i ka IMDB a i ʻole nā ​​kumuwaiwai kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe, ʻike ʻoe i nā hewa ma ka pale e like me nā hiʻohiʻona kaʻa i hana ʻia ma hope o ka makahiki i hōʻike ʻia ua kiʻi ʻia ke kiʻi (ʻo ia ka 1976 inā e mālama ana ʻoe i ka helu ma ka home. ), akā ʻaʻole au i ʻike i kēia mākaʻi kikoʻī i haʻi ʻia ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe. Mau loa ʻO Queue Wolf Blitzer i ka lumi kūlana.

Ma hope o ka hoʻi ʻana o nā pōkā liʻiliʻi ʻo Marty i ka noho ma luna o kāna kaʻa huila / dune buggy ma hope o kāna hālāwai wolfie mua a hōʻike i nā mea ahi ahi maikaʻi ʻole, ua hoʻi ʻo ia i kāna moena a me nā puka i ke kihi. Iā ia e hana ana i kēlā huakaʻi, akā, e nānā i ka pepa o ka Hall of Famer Reggie Jackson e kau ana ma ka paia o kona lumi moe. I kēia manawa, e kau ana kahi keiki iā Mr. ʻOkakopa e kau ana i loko o kona keʻena ma '76 ʻaʻole ia ka mea ma waho o kahi. He aha ka mea e maopopo ai he akāka loa ia e hāʻawi ana ʻo Jackson i kahi kālele Angela. ʻIke, i ka makahiki o ko mākou Haku ʻumikūmāiwa haneli me kanahikukumamāono, ʻaʻahu ʻo Reggie i nā waihoʻoluʻu Halloween, ka ʻalani a me ka ʻeleʻele o Baltimore. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i pūlima pū me (a laila) -California a hiki i ka makahiki 1982. ʻ,, kī lākou i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka makahiki 84, no laila, ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi o ka prop. Ma waho aʻe, he aha ke ʻano o ka hoki e kuhikuhi ai i kahi hemahema liʻiliʻi? Kali…

3. ʻO Gary Busey

Pono wau e hoʻonui hou? ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, e nānā i ke kiʻi e noho nei ma luna o kēia pou. E nānā, aia ma mua o ka haʻalele ʻana o Busey i ka hopena hohonu, no laila ʻaʻole mākou e ʻae e hoʻopoina i ka nani o kahi mea hoʻokani ʻo Busey ma mua a pehea paha ka hoʻokipa maikaʻi ʻana i kāna ʻanakala Red ma loko o kēia kiʻi.

ʻO nā laina wale nō: "Makemake wau e like me ka wahine puʻupaʻa i ka pō prom." “He laikini pailaka kāu?” “Ua lanakila ʻiʻo ʻoe i kahi huakaʻi no ʻelua mai ka hale hoʻomaʻemaʻe o Publisher, ʻanakala Red?” 'Aʻole, akā ua piha ka mahina. A ua hala kou mau mākua. A ua lanakila wau i kahi kau inoa i Kūlana Mekini.

A, ʻoiai, "He ʻelemakule wau e pāʻani i ka Hardy Boys e hui me Reverend WEREWOLF!"

2. "ʻAʻole ʻoe maopopo i ke ʻano o kēlā mau huaʻōlelo"

(Pau ke kahua ma 4:03)

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He aha ka mea kaʻawale Palena kālā mai ka pack congestes ʻoiai ʻoiai ka campiness, kū i ka hopohopo / weliweli / ʻano make i ke kikowaena inā pono ia. Laʻana? Loaʻa mākou iā ʻoe. ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoi loa o ka flick, i mālama ʻia ma Owen's Bar ma hope o ke kanu ʻana o ke keiki a Herb Kincaid ma kahi kikoʻī e hoʻokō ai i kāna pahuhopu i manaʻo ʻia - e kīʻaha iā ʻoe me ka naʻau. Ua kākau maikaʻi ʻia a hana ʻia hoʻi e Kent Broadhurst. Hoʻokū wale ia i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo maoli.

ʻO ka ʻeha a me ke kumu, ka huhū huhū i hoʻonui ʻia e nā hoʻomaha mālie o Broadhurst's Herb e kauoha i ka pale a kau iā lākou iho ma luna o ka luna o O'Quinn a me ka mea nānā aku no ka mea, ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole ʻo Haller a ʻo nā mea e nānā ana i ka liʻiliʻi o nā inika i manaʻo ai kēlā ʻano. "ʻAʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ke ʻano o kēlā mau huaʻōlelo" hoʻonohonoho i ke kinipōpō, akā ke hoʻokipa ʻo Herb iā Haller e "ʻeli i ka mea i koe o kaʻu keiki, Brady a wehewehe iā ia e pili ana i ka hoʻoponopono pilikino?" I loko o nā minuke ʻehā, lawe ʻia mākou i kahi huakaʻi mai kahi lele ʻino ʻē aʻe a i ka ʻehaʻeha o ka makuakāne o Broadhurst, hana maikaʻi loa ʻia no nā manawa pōkole loa, ʻaʻole ia he moemoeā ka moʻolelo, no ka mea, palpable loa ke kaumaha. . Ua hoʻopiha piha ʻia nā mea nānā i kēia manawa. ʻAʻole hiki i kēlā me kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke hana i kahi hoʻolaha, akā mahalo iā Kent Broadhusrt, Palena kālā ʻo ia kekahi o nā kumu kākaʻikahi.

1. Ua haki ʻo Everett McGill i ke kuleana o Reverend Lowe

Ua heluhelu au i kekahi manawa ua mahalo ʻo Stephen King iā Colm Feore no ka "pepehi ʻana i ka ʻāpana o Andre Linoge" i ʻIno o ke kenekulia. Ma kahi ala maikaʻi. A ʻoiai ʻaʻole wau he Mōʻī, e kahaha paha wau inā like ka manaʻo o ka haku o ka weliweli e pili ana i ka mahalo maikaʻi a McGill?

ʻLelo ia, e ʻike pono ʻoe ma mua o ka "hōʻike" ʻo McGill ka holoholona, ​​akā no ka nele o ka manaʻo maoli i loaʻa i ka lole werewolf a puni, ʻo ia ka mea ʻo McGill e hōʻike nei iā Lowe ʻoiaʻiʻo e hana nei i kēia hana, no kaʻu kālā, kekahi o nā mea hoʻoweliweli a hoʻowahāwahā ʻia i ka moʻolelo weliweli. ʻO ka ikaika mālie o ka alohi a McGill, ka mālie āna e hāʻawi ai i kāna mau laina e hoʻonāukiuki ʻole ana. “E kala nui wau i kēia, e Marty. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu inā manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe i kēlā ʻaʻole paha, akā he ʻoiaʻiʻo. ʻAʻole wau e hōʻeha ʻoluʻolu i kahi keiki. ” A i ʻole ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi, ma ke ʻano he kanaka no ke Akua, e hoʻolaha ana i kahi kiʻi i hoʻouna ʻia i nā māiʻuʻu o kāna holoholona i ka mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia ka neʻe o ka pono no ka mea "Ke aʻo nei kā mākou hoʻomana he pepehi kanaka ka hewa nui loa a ke kāne a wahine paha e hana ai. E pepehi ana ʻo Stella iā ia iho, a inā ua hana ʻo ia pēlā, ke ʻā nei ʻo ia i loko o gehena i kēia manawa. Ma ka pepehi ʻana iā ia, ua lawe au i kona ola kino, akā ʻo wau hoʻopakele kona ola mau loa. ʻIke ʻoe i ka lawelawe ʻana o nā mea āpau i ka makemake a me ka noʻonoʻo o ke Akua? " Makemake paha kēlā mau mea i nā huaʻōlelo ma ka pakuhi, akā ʻaʻole naʻe i ka wā a Everett McGill e hāʻawi aku ai i ka heluhelu.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i kiaʻi iā ia i mau makahiki (a i ʻole ma mua), aloha ʻoe iā ʻoe iho a hopu i ka DVD a me kekahi popcorn a hauʻoli i nā manawa maikaʻi i mahalo ʻole ʻia Palena kālā. ʻAʻole ʻoe e mihi.