Ua pīhoihoi paha kekahi mea ʻē aʻe e like me kaʻu i lohe ai Mokupuni ʻo Hawaiʻi ke kiʻi hou nei i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli? ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, ʻoluʻolu a ʻoluʻolu hoʻi ʻo Mr. Roarke ke hoʻohuli nei i ka moemoeā o ka poʻe i loko o nā moemoeā a pepehi iā lākou?

ʻOiaʻiʻo nō naʻe, Mokupuni Fantasy–ʻoiai ke kaʻina – he mau manawa pouli loa ia. Roddy McDowall (Po Makaʻu) i kekahi manawa i hōʻike ʻia ma ke ʻano he diabolō, ʻo ia iho, no kahi hōʻike epic Roarke (Ricardo Montalban).

ʻAe, he cheesy iki ia, akā naʻe, he kūlana maikaʻi a kūlike ʻole i ke ʻano ʻino i hoʻohui i ka pā o ka weliweli i kahi moʻo e pili ana i ka hoʻokō ʻana i kāu mau moemoeā āpau.

loa mai ke trailer no ka weliweli a Blumhouse i hoʻokomo ʻia Mokupuni ʻo Hawaiʻi ua hoʻokuʻu ʻia, eia naʻe, ke noʻonoʻo nei wau i ka mea hiki i nā hōʻike kīwī ʻē aʻe ke hana me kahi weli weliweli a hoʻomaka wau e hōʻuluʻulu i kēia papa inoa. Hoʻomaopopo paha kekahi o lākou i ka manaʻo nui, lawe kekahi i kahi lele o ka hilinaʻi, akā loaʻa iā lākou āpau ka hiki no laila e iho i ka ʻoihana.

#1 Small Wonder 

Ma ka waena o 80 mau robots ka huhū āpau, a ua lele ʻo Televise Fox Televise 20 ma ke kaʻa me kā lākou sitcom mua i kapa ʻia Small Wonder ka mea i kau ma ka ʻohana Lawson. ʻO Ted Lawson (Richard Christie), ka makuakāne ʻohana, he ʻenekini lopako nāna i hoʻokumu iā VICI (Tiffany Brissette), kahi keiki android.

Ke hoʻāʻo kāna haku e ʻaihue i ka hōʻaiʻē no kā Ted hana, lawe ʻo ia iā Vicki i ka home a hoʻāʻo ʻo ia me kāna wahine (Marla Pennington) a me kāna keikikāne (Jerry Supiran) e hoʻopau i ka android ma ke ʻano he lālā o ka ʻohana.

ʻOiai, ʻo ka haku o Ted kona hoanoho a me kāna wahine ultra-nosy – hoʻokani ʻia e ka mea kupanaha ʻo Edie McClurg (ʻO Elvira, ka haku wahine o ka pouli) –A ʻo ke kaikamahine (Emily Schulman) mau loa kokoke hina i ka mea hūnā o ka ʻohana.

ʻO VICI a i ʻole Vicki ʻoiai e ʻike ʻia ʻo ia ikaika loa a hiki ke kamaʻilio pū me nā mea hana hale, a ʻaʻole paʻakikī e hoʻoliʻiliʻi i kēia i Keiki Play or Hoa Makemake-ʻano kūlana me kāna hoʻoholo ʻana e lawe i nā hoanoho nosy a me nā mea ʻē aʻe e hoʻāʻo e luku i kona ʻohana.

#2 ALF

ʻO kekahi ʻano ʻē aʻe me kahi hoʻomana e pili ana mai ka hopena o 80, ALF haʻi i ka moʻolelo o ka ʻohana Tanner nāna lākou i hoʻokipa a i manaʻo ʻole ʻia a i kekahi manawa makemake ʻole ʻia kahi malihini extraterrestrial mai kahi panalāʻau i kapa ʻia ʻo Melmac. Ua hoʻoholo lākou e kāhea iā ia ʻo ALF (form life alien), a ʻoiai ʻoiai ʻo ia e hoʻāʻo mau nei e ʻai i kā lākou pōpoki, ua lilo ʻo ia i ʻāpana o ka ʻohana.

Ua holo ka moʻo mai ka makahiki 1986-1990 a huahua aʻe i kahi moʻoima a me kahi laina kalepa i pena i ka maka o ka malihini i nā mea āpau mai nā pālule i nā pahu ʻaina awakea.

ʻO kēia kekahi o kēlā mau hōʻike i hiki ke hele maʻalahi i ke ala weliweli, akā naʻe. He aha inā inā alakaʻi maoli ʻo ALF i kahi hoʻouka kaua a ua hoʻopunipuni ʻo ia i ka ʻohana i ka manaʻo he nani a cuddly ʻo ia e lawe iā ia i loko a hiki iā ia ke aʻo e pili ana i ko mākou honua. ʻIke mākou makemake ʻo ia e ʻai i nā pōpoki, akā pehea inā ʻo nā kānaka ka mea ʻono maoli?

He mea ʻole ʻoe e wili ai, hele pū nā malihini a me ka weliweli me ka lima a ʻaʻole ia he kolo o ka manaʻo e hoʻolilo i kēia pūʻulu i kahi hōʻike weliweli.

#3 ʻO ke aloha Boat

ʻAʻohe mea, ʻoiai ka mea hoʻolei a me nā luina, i manaʻo ʻia ʻO ke aloha Boat he hōʻike kuʻikuʻi e holo ana no nā kau he ʻumi a huki i kahi wili a ʻelua paha i nā makahiki i hala, akā he mea e pili ana i nā mea hoʻolohe i aloha wale ʻia e ʻike i ka mea e aloha i ke kai kiʻekiʻe i kēlā me kēia pō Pōʻaono mai 1977 a 1987.

He pā paʻa waena ko ka hōʻike a me like Mokupuni ʻo Hawaiʻi i kekahi ʻano o ka lawe ʻia ʻana i kahi kīwī o nā kīwī kīwī a me nā hōkū kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me kekahi o nā hōkū e hoʻomaka ana e ʻālohilohi.

ʻAʻole wau ʻike e pili ana iā ʻoe, akā kahi moku holo moana kahi e aloha nei nā poʻe āpau me he mea lā he wahi kūpono loa ia no kahi slasher ma ke kai. Inā aia kekahi mea a ke ʻano i aʻo mai ai iā mākou, ʻo ia ke aloha a me ka pepehi kanaka i hiki ke hele pū i ka lima inā pili ka mea kākau kākau pono.

ʻO wau e, pehea e hana ai ʻo Doc a me ʻIsaʻaka a me Gopher i kahi mea e like me kēlā? Hiki iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo i ke alo o Kāpena Stubing i lalo i kahi mea pepehi kanaka? He aha inā inā hoʻonohonoho ʻia nā mea āpau e kahi luina me ka ʻono no ka pepehi kanaka nāna i hoʻokipa i ka poʻe holo i ke kai e hoʻomāinoino a pepehi iā lākou?

He mea ia e noʻonoʻo ai e pili ana i ka manawa aʻe e hoʻā i ka TV Land a e pāʻani ana kēlā mau reruns.

#4 ʻO nā kaikamāhine gula

ʻO nā kaikamāhine gula ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau hōʻike e nānā ana ka poʻe āpau i ka lā, a e alo kākou, ke hana nei nō kekahi. He cast dynamite kāna me Bea Arthur, ʻO Betty White, Rue McClanahan, a me Estelle Getty, a ua ʻoi loa ka hoʻomākeʻaka.

ʻO ia kekahi o kahi mea hoʻololi pāʻani no kona manawa. ʻAʻohe maoli kahi hōʻike e pili ana i nā wahine hoʻomaha e like me ia ma mua, a ua hoʻolohe nā poʻe mai ka 1985 a i ka 1982 e ʻike i nā mea e ala aʻe ai nā kaikamahine, a laila.

He leʻaleʻa ia, akā manaʻo wau hiki ke hiki ma aneʻi.

ʻO wau e, kiʻi ʻia ... Florida ... ʻehā mau wahine i hoʻomaha loa e noho pū nei e hoʻāʻo nei e pau kā lākou mea i ka hopena. ʻAʻole maʻalahi ke ola a me ka palekana kaiāulu a me nā hana ʻano ʻole ke ʻokiʻoki iā ia. I ke kono no ka solvency, hatch lākou i kahi hoʻolālā e hana i kahi kālā keu he hapa hoʻokahi ia ʻO Arsenic a me ka lace kahiko, hoʻokahi ʻāpana ʻO Sweeney Todd.

Hele ʻo Blanche i loko o ka nohona o ka pō, e ʻimi nei i nā kāne mehameha hoʻokahi. Hoʻowalewale ʻo ia iā lākou i ka home kahi e moe ai ʻo Dorothy a me Rose e lawe i kona ola, a hoʻohana ʻo Sophia i ke kino e hana i kahi laina o nā sausa Italia a me nā mea ʻono e hele a nā hipsters kūloko.

He hemolele! A inā hana koke lākou i kēia mea, hiki i Betty White ke hana i ka comeo.

#5 kaʻa'ōhua

kaʻa'ōhua holo mai 1978 a 1983 a he sitcom ku i manaʻo nui ʻole ʻia e hōʻike nei iā Danny DeVito, Marilu Henner, Judd Hirsch, Andy Kaufman, Carol Kane, Tony Danza, Christopher Lloyd, a me Jeff Conway.

Hoʻokani ʻo DeVito iā Louie de Palma nāna e hoʻokele i kahi ʻoihana kalaiwa a hana i ka mea maikaʻi loa e hakakā me kāna mau kalaiwa i ko lākou hahai ʻana i kā lākou mau moemoeā ma waho o ka ʻoihana. He leʻaleʻa ka hōʻike, akā pū ka nui o ka punch naʻau i ke kū ʻana o nā mea hana keaka i ko lākou makaʻu a me ka paʻa o ka hoʻokele no Louie mau loa.

ʻAʻole wau ʻike e pili ana iā ʻoe, akā manaʻo wau hiki ke hana pono kēia hōʻike me kahi wili weliweli. Hiki i nā alanui o Nu Ioka ke lilo i wahi weliweli a weliweli hoʻi a lilo i wahi maʻalahi no nā subgenres weliweli. Pepehi ʻia paha nā kalaiwa? Maliʻa paha kānalua lākou a pau? Maliʻa paha aia kekahi moʻo nui e holoholo ana ma nā alanui a aia i nā kalaiwa kaʻa e kāpae iā ia?

ʻAe like ʻoe me kēia mau ʻohi? He aha nā hōʻike ʻē aʻe āu e makemake ai e ʻike i ka loaʻa ʻana o ka lāʻau weliweli? E haʻi iā mākou i nā ʻōlelo a hoʻomākaukau Mokupuni ʻo Hawaiʻi i nā hale kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma Pepeluali 14, 2020!