Kelly: Ke kamaʻilio nei i ke komo ʻana, me nā hiʻohiʻona "ma hope o ka pale maka", ʻo Fran, ʻo ʻoe wale nō kēlā? Loaʻa iā ʻoe kekahi e hele mai ana a hana i kēlā mau ʻāpana?

Palani: Ua kamaʻilio mua mākou e pili ana ia. ʻO Isaia LaBorde ka mea hana ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - makemake maoli ʻo ia i nā mea like ʻole he 20. ʻAʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea - [iā Brett] pehea ʻo ia e hōʻaiʻē ai?

Brett: Hāʻawi ʻia ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he mea hana.

Palani: A he kāne puʻukani?

Brett: A he kāne ʻaumakua.

Palani: Ok, ʻĀ. O ia wale nō?

Brett: Pāʻani ʻo ia i ke kinona o ka… manaʻo wau ua kuhikuhi ʻia ka mea pepehi kanaka ʻo The Wood Carver i nā hōʻaiʻē? ʻAʻole wau i ʻae ʻia e kēia, no laila inā makemake ʻoe iā ia, ʻike wau, akā inā ʻaʻole ʻoe, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike. ʻakaʻaka]

Palani: He mea leʻaleʻa ʻo ia i kapa ʻia ʻo The Wood Carver.

Brett: Ua pāpālua ʻia ʻo ia i loko. Akā he mea hoʻomākeʻaka ia no ka mea - no laila he nui nā kumu e hele ana i ka pana kahi aʻu i ʻike ai ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi e ʻauhau ʻia ʻo Fran.

He papa pōkole loa kā mākou - ua loaʻa iā mākou ka manawa pōkole loa i loaʻa ma ke ʻano he alakaʻi, a he mea hoʻoweliweli hoʻi. ʻO ka mea e pono ai mākou e kī i ka nui, a i ʻole ke kī ʻana he nui o ka la.

Akā hoʻi, ua hopohopo wale wau e pili ana i ka nui o ka naʻau a me nā mea a Francis e hana pū ana. No laila ke hoʻāʻo nei mākou e ʻike i ke ala ʻoi loa e huki ai i kēia mea pepehi kanaka i ke ala e ola nei ʻo Fran a hanu i ka hopena o kā mākou kī.

ʻO kekahi o nā mea i hana kupaianaha loa iā mākou ʻo ʻIsaia - he kanaka hoʻokūkū - aia ʻo ia ma luna o ka moku ma ke ʻano he luna hoʻomalu o mākou. ʻAʻole mākou i manaʻo, akā ʻo ia maoli nō he ʻano like a me ke kino e like me Fran.

No laila ua hana mākou i kēia puke lula o, inā e ʻeleu kino ka mea pepehi kanaka, e hoʻokau wale mākou i ka mea nāna e hoʻomalu i nā stunt no ka mea he ʻano like ia me Sam. Ua like ia me kahi mea Jekyll a me Hyde kahi i ʻano iki ai ke kūlana - ʻaʻole ʻo ia i ʻike iā ia iho, akā ʻo ia pū kekahi me he mea lā. No laila he maʻalea loa ia. Akā ʻo ka mea ʻē aʻe inā e hoʻomau ana ka mea pepehi kanaka i kekahi ʻano, a laila ʻo Fran kēlā.

Palani: ʻAe, ua hana iki mākou i nā hoʻololi, no laila inā hele iā ʻIsaia iā Fran, a laila hoʻi iā ʻIsaia a i ʻole he aha, hiki iā mākou ke pāʻani pū me ia, a maopopo leʻa ua loaʻa iā lākou i ka hoʻoponopono ʻana.

Akā he ʻoiaʻiʻo, makemake wau e ʻae aku iā ia, akā ʻaʻole wau i ʻike inā hiki iaʻu ke hana i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni inā wau i hana i kēlā me kēia kaʻina me ka pale maka. No ka mea, yeah, he 90-100 kekelē mau lā ma Louisiana i ka wela o ke kauwela, a uhi ʻia i ke koko.

Hoʻomaopopo wau i ko mākou lā mua - e like me ka [Brett] i ʻōlelo ai - hoʻomaka ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma kahi 11. ʻO ke kolu ia o ka hana, uhi ʻia ʻo ia i ke koko, e ʻuē ana a e holo ana no kona ola, a ua komo mākou i loko a e kī ana i kekahi o kēlā mau hiʻohiʻona ma ka i ka lā mua no laila mākou i hele mai ai i ka wela, a ʻike koke wau i ka mea, e ke akua, e lilo ana kēia maoli paʻakikī. Manaʻo wau ua hoʻi wau i ka home a like, me Pedialyte a ʻaʻole hiki ke neʻe i ka lā aʻe, ʻike ʻoe i kaʻu e manaʻo nei?

No laila makemake wau, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea wau e hana ai i kēia, hopohopo wau. No laila aia kahi liʻiliʻi o kēlā, manaʻo wau he hana wale nō ia. Akā manaʻo wau he mea kupaianaha maoli nō ia. He kūlana hoʻoweliweli hou aʻe kā ʻIsaia, kahi ʻano haʻuki maoli kā mākou. A manaʻo wau ʻaʻole ʻike ʻia ia. Ua nānā au iā ia me ka poʻe a ʻaʻole pili iā lākou he ʻelua mea hana keaka ʻē aʻe ia.

Brett: Manaʻo wau aia kekahi maalea, akā manaʻo paha ʻoe i kahi ʻokoʻa iki ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻae aku. A he mea hiki ke hana a kā mākou gore āpau, no laila aia nā hana kikoʻī kikoʻī, kikoʻī, kikoʻī e pono ai mākou e hana, a ua hopohopo pū wau e kau i kēlā iā Fran ma luna o ka hoʻopaʻanaʻau ʻana i kāna mau kamaʻilio a me ka holo ʻana a me nā mea āpau ʻē aʻe. e hana ana. ʻOkiʻoki ke poʻo, ʻo kahi laʻana…

Kelly: Ae! ʻAe.

Brett: ʻO ia kekahi o kēlā mau mea ma kahi - e like me ka hūpō - ua haʻi wau iā ia makemake wau iā ia e hoʻomaka i kekahi mau kapuaʻi ka mamao a laila e hoʻopiʻi a hoʻouka, ʻaʻole e noʻonoʻo e pili ana i ka nui o kaʻu hana ʻana i ka ʻoki ʻana i kahi kikoʻī kikoʻī, no ka mea Pono ʻo ia e kua i ke poʻo i loko e like me ka hapalua ʻīniha o ka māka a ʻaʻole e holo ka gag. E like, pono e pā i kēia kiko hoʻokahi.

A no laila like wau, e lilo kēia hiki ole, a kā ʻIsaia mea nui, ua hana ʻo ia ia ma ka hana mua! Hoʻomaʻamaʻa wale a hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻo ia e like me ka mea koa martial [mimes lining up a hit], a hana ia! A ʻo ia nō maikaʻi loa.

Akā kēlā ʻano mea aʻu e ʻike ʻole pehea Hiki iaʻu ke nīnau iā [Fran]. Ua hiki iā ia ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa i kēlā no nā hola, ʻoiai me Fran e like ia, "e ke kanaka, no laila e hoʻolei i kēlā pale maka a luʻu i loko." ʻakaʻaka]

Kelly: A makemake wau i kēlā, no ka mea hou, ʻaʻole i loaʻa iki-ʻo ia ke kumu aʻu i noi ai - ʻaʻole ʻo ʻoe ia no ka mea āpau, akā he mea kūpono ia. A ʻano like ke ʻano o kēlā ʻano ʻokoʻa. E like me ka wā e lilo ai, ʻo ia lawe aʻe.

Palani: ʻAe! A he mea hoʻomākeʻaka, hoʻomanaʻo wau i koʻu ʻike ʻana iā ia ma Austin a ua ʻōlelo wau i kekahi ma mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, “ʻae, ua uhi wau i ke koko no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āpau”, a ua pūʻiwa wau i ka nui o nā manawa ʻaʻole wau. Ua hoʻolōʻihi wau i ka manawa i ka flashbackback kahi aʻu e makemake ai, e, maikaʻi!

Brett: [hoʻohenehene] ʻAʻole wau e hoʻomanaʻo i kēlā!

Palani: ʻAe, he ʻokoʻa iki koʻu hoʻomanaʻo ʻana, akā yeah, he pana leʻaleʻa ia, akā paʻakikī kēlā ala. No laila he kino ia.

Brett: Ua paʻakikī!

Palani: ʻAe, maikaʻi kino.

Kelly: ʻO ʻoe paha ka mea pepehi kanaka ʻO ia kahi leka aloha i ke ʻano, aia he tona o nā manawa hoʻomana huna iki, nā laina i hāʻule - e ʻōlelo ana ʻO Maniac Cop, nā mea e like me kēlā. Ehia mau mea i kākau ʻia i ka palapala, a pehea ka nui o ia mea i komo i ka wā e hoʻolālā ana ʻoe i ka hana?

Brett: He nīnau maikaʻi kēlā. ʻO ka hapa nui o kā Chuck mau mea - nā mea āpau āna i ʻōlelo ai ua kākau ʻia. Makemake wau e haʻi iā ʻoe he kā mākou moʻohelu kālā hiki ʻole a hiki iaʻu ke hoʻolālā i nā mea aʻu e makemake ai, akā ʻaʻole hiki. No laila ke hele mai nei ka hapa nui me ka manaʻo, he aha ka mea e hiki ai iā mākou ke hoʻopaʻa i ka emulate i kēia?

Ua hoʻāʻo nui wau - aia wau ma ke kelepona me Paramount e hoʻāʻo nei e loaʻa nā kuleana i nā Pōʻalima ke 13^th pelaha, no ka mea ua makemake wau e lilo ia i kekahi o nā pelaha i kuhikuhi ʻia e Chuck, akā hiki nō iaʻu aole Kiʻi aku iā ia.

Akā Mōʻī ʻo Monkey aia kahi mea pāʻani, a me ka ʻōlelo ma ka mug ... akā nui nā winks a me nā nods. Manaʻo wau ʻo kaʻu punahele ʻaʻole ia he kuʻi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli.

I loko o ka hale kūʻai mea hoʻohenehene kahi pepa o Stephen Furst ma ke ʻano he Flounder mai Ka Hale holoholona, a ʻo ia kahi ʻohana ʻuhane no Stephen no ka mea ʻo kāna keikikāne ʻo Griff ka mea hana ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Kelly: ʻ that's maikaʻi kēlā!

Brett: No laila ʻo Curmudgeon Films kahi hui a Griff āna i hoʻoilina ai mai kona makuakāne mai, ʻaʻole ʻo ia pū me mākou. No laila ke pono mākou e kāhiko i kēia hale kūmaka me nā mea moʻomeheu pulp, ʻo wau wale nō, no Griff, e like me, e kau i kahi pepa o Flounder ma hope. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i ʻike e hana ana wau. Akā ʻo kēlā mea ʻaʻohe mea e pili ai i ka weliweli, akā sentimental ia.

Kelly: Hoʻonohonoho maikaʻi ia i ke kani o ke kani, pū kekahi.

Brett: ʻAe, he hihia ʻohana ia.

Kelly: ʻAe! A aia hoʻokahi wahi ʻauʻau a - ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he manaʻo kēia - akā manaʻo wau, e like me kēia Ka Mea Hoʻolaha ma kahi ala nui.

Brett: ʻAe! Hoʻokahi haneli pākēneka, ʻae. A ʻo kekahi mea ʻē aʻe aʻu i manaʻo ai e lilo ana ia i mea hoʻohanohano ākea ʻole ʻaʻole i kiʻi ʻia e nā poʻe āpau ʻo ia ka wahi o ka hale.

He aloha hauʻoli nui koʻu Halloween H20, a iā Mika e hou ana iā Laurie ma ka puka, aloha wale wau i kēlā. No laila aia mākou i ka hale hoʻoluhi a, e like me, "pono ​​mākou i kahi ʻano hana ma aneʻi", a manaʻo wau, e hana i kēia H20 mea aʻu e hoʻomanaʻo nei. No laila he ʻano hoʻohanohano kēlā i kēlā.

Kelly: Ae! Agh manaʻo wau ua pau wau i ka manawa ...

Brett: ʻAʻole, he nīnau hou kāu!

Kelly: I do he nīnau hou aʻe kāu. No laila, e Fran, he nui kāu mōʻaukala me ka ʻano ma waena Nā keiki hānau koko a ʻO ka papa i ka lāʻau, a kēia manawa ʻO ʻoe paha ka mea pepehi kanaka, maopopo leʻa. He peʻa weliweli paha ʻoe i kou wā ʻōpio, a i ʻole hele mai ma hope?

Palani: ʻAe! Ua loaʻa iaʻu mau aloha ʻia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. Manaʻo wau ua makaʻu lākou iaʻu - makaʻu maoli lākou iaʻu i ke kamaliʻi. Manaʻo wau ua ʻike wau iā lākou ma ke ʻano he pilikia, maopopo iā ʻoe? Maliʻa paha ua hoʻopilikia iki ʻia wau, a malia paha ua hilahila wau iā ia, akā aia kekahi mea hoihoi e pili ana i kēia ʻano mana o lākou.

No laila ua hoihoi nui wau i ka ʻano, a manaʻo wau aia ma hope - malia paha ke kula kiʻekiʻe a i ʻole ke koleke - ua hiki iaʻu ke mahalo i ka mea hoʻomākeʻaka o ia. E hele mākou ma waena o nā marathon o ka Pōʻalima ke 13^th kiʻiʻoniʻoni ... hoʻokahi mea i kou wā kamaliʻi, makaʻu lākou, ma hope o ke ola lapuwale lākou, a like ʻoe, auwē kēia nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni leʻaleʻa loa aʻu i ʻike ai! ʻakaʻaka]

No laila, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu inā he kumumanaʻo ke ʻano comedy o ka weliweli i ka wā i loaʻa mua ai, akā hoʻomanaʻo wau i ka manawa Scream puka i waho, a maopopo leʻa Kaena i loko o ka ulu lāʻau, Ua manaʻo wau, he akamai kēia, kēia ʻano satire o ia.

No laila, maʻamau, e pane i kāu nīnau, ʻae! He peahi maoli wau. Manaʻo wau aia kekahi mea koi e pili ana i ka hana ʻana me kāu makaʻu a i ʻole ka ʻapo ʻana i nā mea āu e makaʻu ai a me ke ʻano o ka hōʻike ʻana iā ia me ka artistic. Manaʻo wau he ala wale mākou e hana ai, no laila e ʻōlelo ai, a hoʻomaopopo iā ia, ʻike ʻoe? Manaʻo wau he ala ia e lanakila ai i kāu makaʻu.

Kuhi wau e ʻōlelo ʻia ka mea like no ka hoʻomākeʻaka, manaʻo wau ʻo ia nō kā mākou hana me nā mea. He ʻano ola lāua ʻelua a hana pū lāua me ka maikaʻi ma muli o kēlā. Ke hana pū nei lākou a maikaʻi loa lākou, ʻaʻohe mea like.

Kelly: ʻAe, ʻano ʻelua ʻaoʻao lākou i ke kālā like - kēlā mālamalama a me ka pouli, ke kūkulu nei i ka haunaele a hoʻokuʻu iā ia.

Palani: ʻAe, ʻae ʻae wau.

Brett: ʻIke mau wau e like me ka hoʻomākeʻaka a me ka weliweli e like me ka hoʻonohonoho ʻana, lawe, punchline, akā ʻo ka mea ʻokoʻa ʻo ka punchline kahi ʻeʻaka a ʻakaʻaka paha. Akā hana like lākou, ʻike ʻoe? ʻO ka hoʻolālā like ia.

 

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