Kākau ʻia na Patti Pauley

E like me ka ʻōlelo kahiko, aia ʻelua wale nō mea i ke ola; ka make a me ka ʻauhau. A ke noho nei i kēia au, ʻaʻole maopopo iaʻu ʻoi aku ka lokomaikaʻi. Eia nō naʻe, hiki ke hoʻopaʻapaʻa i kēlā manaʻo ke hiki mai i ka honua kupaianaha o ka kinima. ʻO ke kiʻi a me nā hiʻohiʻona o ka Grim Reaper ponoʻī, a i ʻole kapa ʻia ʻo Make wale nō i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, mai ka hoʻomākeʻaka puʻuwai a me ka weliweli, a hiki i kahi moʻolelo aloha e lili nei i kā Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet. 

Make ʻoe e ka wahine pepehi kanaka, ʻo ʻoe.

 

ʻAe, hiki i ka make ke lokomaikaʻi hoʻowahāwahā a ma ka ʻaoʻao kūloko, kala ʻole ʻia a hiki i ka hale keaka ke hele. Akā no ka maikaʻi ma aneʻi, he hana kahi a ka make e like me kekahi o mākou maʻamau ʻo Joes. No laila ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke inaina maoli i ke kāne me ka papa inoa o nā mea e pono ai e puka i waho i waho o ke kino i nā mea āpau e kali ʻia ma ka hope. Hiki iā mākou ke hoʻohālikelike i ka hana a 24 mau lā o ka make me ka limahana DMV maʻamau. ʻAʻole kā lākou hewa ponoʻī i loko o kēlā mea, haalele akua ʻehiku o HELL. Akā ke huhū nei mākou iā lākou, a ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻakaʻaka lākou me kēlā goofy e like me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pau i kāu laikini. Hoʻopili wale ʻia ʻoe i kēlā me kēia ʻaoʻao.

ʻO ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia, e hoʻohanohano kākou i ka mea hui Grim Reaper i hōʻike ʻia i loko o nā makahiki i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me kahi papa inoa iki o nā kiʻi momona loa a ka ʻuhane i ka honua cinematic. A e hoʻomaka mākou me kahi punahele punahele kamaliʻi.

 

ʻO Hero Hero Hope loa

ʻO Ian McKellen ma ke ʻano he Grim Reaper? E hele mai, i nā huaʻōlelo a Skeletor, makemake wau e He-Lapuwale e hoʻokomo ʻole i kēia hana. ʻOiaʻiʻo, inā ʻaʻole ʻoe he keiki o nā 90s, ʻaʻole e paʻa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kou puʻuwai ʻeleʻele, e like me ke ʻano o ka pana ʻia ʻana a me ka hoʻomāʻewaʻewa ʻia e nā poʻe mākua a me nā loiloi like hoʻi, e hoʻoweliweli nei i kā Arnold ʻoihana. ʻAe, manaʻo paha wau ua maikaʻi ʻole kēlā.

I kēlā me kēia mea, inā ʻoluʻolu ʻoe i ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a ʻaʻole paha, paʻa paʻa loa ʻo McKellen's Grim Reaper, e like me nā mea a ke kāne e hana ai i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO ka puka kupaianaha o ka make i loko o ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ma o ka paku ʻoniʻoni e pāʻani pono ana, ʻO ka hikuʻehiku, he wahine maʻemaʻe wale ia. ʻO McKellen me kāna ʻano charismatic maʻa mau akā lawe ʻo ia i kekahi hana keaka me ka lanakila o ka make. Hoʻoweliweli ʻo ia i ke kōkō i kahi keiki e haʻi ana iā ia ke make ʻo ia. Poino! Iwalani Ian! E nānā hou i kahi hiʻohiʻona hoʻomanaʻo ʻia e ke kaomi maʻaneʻi.

 

ʻO ka Masque o ka Make Ula (1964)

E like me Sir Ian McKellen, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke noho me aʻu inā ʻaʻole wau i hoʻopili i ka hana a ka moʻolelo legendary ʻo Vincent Price i ka moʻolelo sadistic mai ka manaʻo o Edgar Allen Poe. ʻO ke kumukūʻai ka mea ʻoi loa me ka ʻinoʻino wili wili ʻole ma ka kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a Roger Corman i ka makahiki 1964 ma ke ʻano he keikikāne kaumaha a ka wahine wahine Prince e noho ana ma lalo o ka hoʻoweliweli weliweli o ka maʻi ʻulaʻula o ka make ma kona puka. Eia nō naʻe, i ka pāhaʻi kaumaha nui āna i hoʻolei aku ai, ua haki ʻia e kahi mea komo lole ʻulaʻula ʻole ʻia, hoʻokani maikaʻi ʻia, ʻo Price ponoʻī, ʻo kāna hana hoʻowahāwahā e hana ana i kāna hana A + o Prince Prospero.

 

ʻO ka makaʻu

E nānā inā ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke mahalo i ka waiwai aupuni maikaʻi ʻO ka makaʻu, ʻIke loa wau he kanaka maikaʻi ʻole ʻoe. ʻOiai no ka hapa nui, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni leʻaleʻa ia, nā kiʻi hoʻoweliweli a me ka ʻuhane o kahi mea pepehi pūkaʻina (Jake Busey) e lawe nei i ke ʻano o ka mea maikaʻi ʻole 'Reaper i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a Peter Jackson 1994 e pīhoihoi nei i nā ala maikaʻi loa. Makemake kēia mana pseudo mana o ka Reaps e kālai i nā helu i nā poʻo o kāna poʻe i hōʻeha ʻia, a hiki nō hoʻi ke pepehi i nā ʻuhane ʻē aʻe. Eia kekahi, ʻo Marty McFly vs. Kūpono ʻole nā ​​hoʻopaʻapaʻa ʻē aʻe.

 

ʻO Monty Python ke ʻano o ke ola

ʻAe, ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou ke loaʻa i kahi papa Reaper me ka ʻole o ka salemona mousse mai ʻO Monty Python ke ʻano o ke ola! ʻO kēia mana o Make o Mr. hāʻule kahi pāʻina ʻaina nui ma ka ʻehiku o ka ʻāpana o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, me he mea lā e alakaʻi i kekahi ma ka papa ʻaina i ka afterlife. Eia nō naʻe, ma ka maʻemaʻe ʻO Monty Python ʻo fashion, ʻo Mr. Make e like me ka ʻaoʻao e pili ana iā ia, ua kī ʻia me ka make o ka hoʻohenehene a me nā kamaʻilio kamaʻilio ʻole ʻana mai ʻO ka Circus lele luina, hoʻohilahila wale iā ia i kahi Reaper waha waha i makemake e hele me ke koena o kona lā.

 

makaʻu

ʻO ka Ghost of Christmas Future paha kekahi o nā kiʻi kū hoʻokahi o ka make ma kēia papa inoa e hoʻohuihui ana i nā hiʻohiona ʻeleʻele o Ol 'Grims i uhi ʻia i nā ʻāpana ʻeleʻele me kahi wili hou o ke kīwī kīwī ma ke ʻano he alo ma kahi o ka iwi poʻo maʻamau. hihia, ʻaʻohe mea iki.

ʻIke mākou āpau i ka moʻolelo o Dickens 'moʻolelo moemoeā o ka makee a me ka hoʻōla a ma ke ʻano o nā haʻi cinematic he nui o Scrooge, Frank Cross' (ʻo ka Ebeneezer o kēia manawa) e launa pū me ka ʻuhane ʻino o ka mea e noho nei. ʻO ka mea kupaianaha no kahi kiʻi i kapa ʻia ma ke ʻano he comed. Serious, inā he keiki ʻoe e nānā ana makaʻu, nā ʻuhane i hei i lalo e peʻe ana ma lalo o ka ʻahu o ka ʻuhane he ʻano weliweli.

 

ʻO nā mea hou aʻe ma ka ʻaoʻao aʻe!

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