Haʻaheo ka nui o nā mea pā i kā lākou makaʻu ʻole i ka nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli. Eia nō naʻe, hoʻokahi manawa i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pili pū me ʻoe ma hope o ka ʻōwili ʻana o nā hōʻaiʻē. Ua hauʻoli au i ka hele wāwae ʻana mai kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e ʻano iki ana i kahi spooked.

Ua ʻike paha ʻoe i nā hopena mau loa o ka nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni makaʻu maikaʻi? Pākuʻi iki paha nā mea e hele i ka pō i ka pō, kokoke iki? Loaʻa ka manaʻo i kekahi e kū pono ana ma hope ou, ʻae hiki iā ʻoe ke hā i ko lākou ʻāʻī ma kou ʻāʻī? Ke noʻonoʻo nei "No ke aha wau e hana ai i kēia iaʻu iho ma ka home wale nō"?

Ua hele pū wau ma laila, e oʻu mau hoaaloha. Ua loaʻa paha kekahi o kēia mau mea iā ʻoe?

Hoʻomaka ʻoe i ka lohe ʻana i nā walaʻau

Ua hele mākou a pau ma laila; ua hoʻopau wale ʻoe i ke kīwī a loaʻa mau nā kolo mai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āu i nānā wale ai. Maliʻa iki paha ka papahele, a i ʻole maopopo iā ʻoe ua lohe ʻoe i ka wehe ʻana o ka puka o mua. Ma kēlā a me kēia ala, hoʻopiha ʻoe me ka leʻaleʻa e kekahi leo ʻokoʻa. Kuhi wau he daimonio ia e hele mai ana i ka ʻili iaʻu e ola nei, akā ʻo wau paha ia.

Auē, he aha kēlā kani? E holo hou paha ʻo Fluffy.

Kali i kahi minuke, ʻaʻohe aʻu pōpoki.

Manaʻo ʻoe i ka pono e nānā i kāu mau keiki a i ʻole nā ​​holoholona

He mea ʻakaʻaka iaʻu ke nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me kahi keiki a holoholona paha i loko o ia mea e hopohopo ai ʻoe no ka palekana o ka poʻe i kou home. Ke ʻimi mau nei wau i loko o ka lumi o nā keiki e hōʻoiaʻiʻo ana ua palekana lākou a ʻaʻohe mea moʻo weliweli e hele mai ana i ke kihi.

E Billy liʻiliʻi, maikaʻi ʻoe i laila a ʻai paha kahi monster i kou alo? ʻAʻole pono e hopohopo, ke nānā wale nei ʻo Mommy ...

Makaʻu ʻoe e hele i ka hale haʻahaʻa (a i ʻole ka Hale ʻauʻau, a i ʻole ke kaʻa kaʻa)

ʻO kēia ka hōʻailona maʻamau o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli iaʻu - he makaʻu hoʻonāwaliwali kou i ka ʻauana ma loko o kou home ponoʻī. ʻIke wau i ka hapanui oʻoukou i loaʻa i ka makaʻu ke hele ʻoe i lalo ma hope pono o kahi hoʻoweliweli maikaʻi.

Hoʻomaʻamaʻa wau i ka haʻalele ʻana i nā keʻena pouli no 72 mau hola ma hope o koʻu nānā ʻana i kekahi mea makaʻu iki. Hoʻonui ʻia kēia manaʻo X10 inā ʻoe ma ka hale o haʻi, pāpā ʻole ka lani.

E Sally, e holo wau i ka hale kaʻa no kahi soda. Inā ʻaʻole wau i hoʻi i hoʻokahi minuke a kanakolukūmālua kekona, e kāhea iā 911 ʻoiai ua pepehi ʻia wau.

Ke kau nei i kou wāwae ma waho o kahi moe kahi no-no nui

I kēia manawa hana ʻia kēia mea iaʻu ke makaʻu ʻole wau. ʻAe, he wimp nunui wau no laila ʻaʻole ia e mea nui e hoʻokuʻu iaʻu.

ʻO kekahi mau pō makemake wau e mālama pono i kaʻu mau tooties ma lalo o nā uhi. ʻIke wale wau aia kekahi mea e peʻe ana ma lalo o kēia moena, ke kali nei iaʻu e līlī i kaʻu mau manamana wāwae ʻono ma luna o ka lihi i hiki iā lākou ke hopu iā lākou a kauō iaʻu i lalo i nā lua o gehena.

E kala mai, e ka moʻo nui, ʻaʻole i kēia lā, ke kanu paʻa nei kēia mau manamana wāwae i loko o koʻu pā pale o ka palekana.

Laka ʻoe i nā puka a pau a me ka Windows

Ua hele a makaʻu paha ʻoe ma hope o kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āu i manaʻo ai he pono e nānā a hōʻoia i ka laka ʻia o kou mau puka? Inā he kauwela a hāmama nā puka aniani, makemake koke paha ʻoe e pani iā ​​lākou?

ʻO wau ke paranoid e pili ana i ka laka ʻana i ka pō maʻamau no laila e manaʻoʻiʻo ʻoe he ʻoiaʻiʻo loa wau ua hoʻopaʻa paʻa ʻia nā mea āpau ma hope o kekahi mau hola o Netflix.

E ka ipo, hiki iaʻu ke hōʻaiʻē i kāu pū kui? Pono wau e pani i nā puka aniani.

Manaʻo ʻoe e like me ka manawa hope loa e lawe i kahi ʻīlio nui loa

ʻAʻohe mea e palekana iaʻu ma mua o kahi pūʻulu huluhulu nui e makemake e ʻāwī i kekahi mea e neʻe. Ma ke kūpono, e ʻike wau i kahi mea overprotective a ʻai wau i nā ʻuhane e komo mai nei i koʻu wahi ponoʻī e like me ka meaʻai Scooby.

Manaʻo wau pono nā ʻīlio ʻoniʻoni weliweli a pau i kahi ʻīlio nui maoli, ma ke ʻano he pale keu. E like me Cujo, akā me ka ʻole o nā daimonio daimonio.

E Billy ʻoluʻolu, e ʻoluʻolu e lawe iā Fido me ʻoe ke hele ʻoe i ka hale haʻahaʻa. Aia paha he mea pepehi serial i lalo.

ʻO kou lua keena me he puka lā i kahi ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe ʻino

Hoʻoweliweli nā lumi huna. ʻO nā keʻena pouli, ma ke kihi o kahi keʻena pouli, ʻoi aku ka makaʻu. I kekahi manawa maopopo iaʻu lohe wau i kahi kani ma ʻō, a i ʻole neʻe iki paha ka puka. Aia paha he maka ʻōlinolino ke nānā aku nei mai loko mai, ke nānā wale nei a me ke kali ʻana.

ʻĀ, e koho ʻoe, e ka puʻupuʻu o ka ʻino - loaʻa iaʻu ka hiamoe no laila ʻaʻole wau hiamoe. ʻAha ʻo Joke iā ʻoe, e ka holoholona hihiu.

Hūnā ʻoe i kou poʻo ma lalo o nā uhi

Aloha kākou āpau, ʻaʻole neʻe wale kēia neʻe nei. Hiki iā ia ke hana āpau iā mākou. ʻO kaʻu hele kēia e neʻe ma hope o ka nānā ʻana i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me nā makaʻu lele. Manaʻo wau inā e hāmama koʻu mau maka, e hele ana kahi ʻīniha weliweli nui mai koʻu alo.

No laila, i mea e pale aku ai i koʻu make koke, huki wale wau i kēlā mau uhi a BAM palekana wau. ʻIke mākou āpau ʻaʻole hiki i ka boogeyman ke wāwahi i ka māla ikaika o ka quilt a kou kupuna wahine i hana ai iā ʻoe no kou lā hānau.

Mahalo hou no ka quilt, Gram-Gram!

He aha ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āu e makaʻu ai ma hope? He aha ka mea i hāʻawi iā ʻoe i nā moeʻuhane nui loa ma ke ʻano he makua, a i ʻole he keiki? Aia kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i - a hiki i kēia lā - ke hoʻokū nei i ka lauoho ma ka hope o kou ʻāʻī? E kaʻana i kou mau manaʻo i nā manaʻo ma lalo!

A inā ʻoe e ʻimi nei i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻe e (manaʻolana) e hoʻoweliweli iā ʻoe, e nānā i kēia nūhou ma ka hou hou o Ka Pūnaewele