ʻO ka Post Thanksgiving kahi manawa o ka hoʻōla coma meaʻai, hoʻolilo manawa me nā mea aloha, ke hele pinepine nei i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a me nā mea momona, ʻoluʻolu Pōʻalima Pōʻalima e hakakā maoli nā poʻe! ʻO ka mea pōmaikaʻi, me ka nui o kēia mau kūʻai aku e neʻe nei i nā wahi pūnaewele ʻoi aku ka palekana, manaʻo wau he mea leʻaleʻa ke papa inoa ʻana i kekahi mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli i hoʻonohonoho ʻia ma ke kahua kūʻai e hōʻike ai i nā ʻano makaʻu āu e ʻalo nei paha i kēia makahiki ...

DAWN OF THE DEAD (1976)

ʻO ka mea hoʻoweliweli kūloko a me ka politika o ka consumerism mai ke aliʻi o nā zombies, ʻo George Romero. Ma hope o nā hanana o Ka Po o ka Make Make, aia nā zombies ma nā wahi āpau a hiki ʻole ke hoʻokū ʻia. Hoʻāʻo kahi hui liʻiliʻi o nā mea i pakele e ʻike i kahi wahi palekana loa, a mākaukau loa hoʻi no ka holo ʻana i waho o ka armageddon make ʻole - ma ke kahua kūʻai! Minamina, pēlā pū kekahi poʻe nui o zombies. Akoakoa nā ghoul ma laila, e like me kā kekahi charcter e hoʻomaopopo ai ma hope o kā lākou nīnau no ke aha "Kekahi ʻano ʻano. Memory, o ka mea a lākou i hana ai ma mua. He wahi nui kēia i loko o ko lākou ola. ” ʻO nā mea āpau e nānā nei i ka zombie clueless a me ka waha ʻole e holoholo wale ana i ka mall, hiki ʻole ke hana i kekahi mea akā shamble a hoʻopau.

CHALLPING MALL (kiʻi hiʻona)

I kēia manawa neʻe mākou i ke kiʻekiʻe o ka mall i hoʻokumu ʻia me ka makahiki haneli maikaʻi loa, nā makahiki kanawalu! ʻO nā mākeke ka piko o ke kālepa a me nā hui kaiaulu, no laila he mea pono e makemake nā malls o nā kahakai ʻo Los Angeles e hoʻonui i ka palekana… me ka ikaika make! Hoʻokumu ka mall i kekahi droids sentry-proof sentry e mālama i ka maluhia, no nā mākaʻi mall mīkini wale nō e hele haywire ma hope o ka heʻe ʻana o kekahi mau keiki ma hope o nā hola, ke hoʻopau nei i kekahi mea ola i kā lākou ala me nā pahū laser pahū.

KA PO O KA MOKU

He aha ka hana ke kū ka apocalypse iā Beverly Hills? ʻO kekahi mau mea ola hou loa e hoʻāʻo nei e kaua aku i nā hui zombie a me nā ʻepekema ʻino! Ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana o ka Honua i kahi hanana pae pau, e hele ana ma o ka huelo radioactive o ka comet titular, ʻo nā mea i koe ka poʻe i ola i ka noho ʻana i nā wahi i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i ke kila, nā ʻākena o ke aupuni, a me nā undead i hoʻoheheʻe ʻia e hoʻohele mālie i ka lepo. Mahalo no ko mākou mau koa ʻōpio, nā malls o Beverly Hills pack uzis.

NA PULE SORORA MA KA BOWL SL-O-RAMA

ʻO kahi Linnea Quigley kilokilo weliweli. E hana ana kahi hui hoʻohiki kekahi e komo i ka sorority nui, e hoe ana a haki paha a komo. ʻO nā keiki o ke koleke a me ka ukali ʻana i nā nerds me ka ʻike ʻole e hoʻokuʻu i kahi makemake e hāʻawi iā Imp ʻoiai e hoʻāʻo nei e ʻaihue i kahi kīʻaha bowling mai ke kahua kūʻai mall / bowling i kahi hanana ʻano ʻē. Me he mea lā ʻo "ʻAnakala Impy" kahi makemake e kū i luna e hāʻawi i ka daimonio i ka wā mua ... akā hoʻomaka ke poʻo e hele a hoʻohana ʻia e kuʻi i kekahi mau hahau.

PHANTOM O KA MALL: REICENGE O ERIC

ʻO ke ʻano o ka mall weliweli ma muli o nā makahiki he kanawalu i hāʻawi iā mākou i kekahi o nā ʻano ʻano ʻē aʻe o ka ʻO ka Phantom o ka Opera. Kuhi ʻia kahi mall hou i nā 'ulia pōpilikia' he nui i nā pepehi kanaka i hoʻokumu ʻia e Eric, ka titular Phantom Of The Mall. Ua hele a weliweli kona kino i ke ahi i hana ʻia e nā mea hoʻomohala kuko e makemake ana i ka ʻāina o kona ʻohana e kūkulu i ke kahua kūʻai a hoʻi hou ʻo ia me ka mākaʻi. A ʻo ka mea hōʻeha a hōʻeha paha i kāna ipo aloha ʻo Melody e pono hoʻi e hele. Nui nā pepehi kanaka maikaʻi loa i kēia, a e hōʻike ana iā Pauly Shore ma ke ʻano he comic relief!

EWALU WAHI LEGGED

He kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo B i kēia manawa me David Arquette lāua ʻo Scarlett Johannson i loaʻa kekahi mau ʻakaʻaka kumuhana e pili ana i ka mall economics. ʻO ke kaona liʻiliʻi o Prosperity, ʻAnoane e like me ka maloʻo e like me kāna goldmine mua. Nā hoʻāʻo e hoʻomaka i ka hoʻokele waiwai me kahi mall hou… ua hana i kahi mall neoneo. A i kēia manawa ua hana ka ʻōpala ʻino i mau tausani mau mea make, nā nananana nunui e mea ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi. Ke alakaʻi nei i kahi kaua climactic ma ke kikowaena kūʻai ke kūʻai aku nā kamaʻāina i koe iā lākou iho a hoʻopaʻa i nā mea āpau i loaʻa iā lākou e hakakā ai i nā pūʻali koa.

DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)

ʻO ka remake i manaʻo maikaʻi ʻia i kākau ʻia e James Gunn a kuhikuhi ʻia e Zack Snyder, ke hoʻomalu nei e kiʻi hou i ka weliweli a me nā manaʻo politika o ka mea kumu me kahi hapa o ka hana. Ua ala ʻo Ana, kahi kahu hānai ʻōpio, e ʻike i ke keiki kaiāulu zombified a mama koke i kāna kāne. Ma hope o kahi pakele chaotic e hōʻike ana i ka hāʻule loa o kahi apocalypse zombie wikiwiki wikiwiki, ʻo ia a me nā mea i pakele e ʻike iā lākou iho i ka mall hou e holo ʻia e kekahi mau kiaʻi kiaʻi nona ka mana. Mālama lākou i ka hoʻomalu, akā i ka neʻe ʻana o ka manawa, a ke ulu nei ka nui make ʻole, ʻike lākou i ka noho ʻana o ka mall e ʻelemakule ana, wikiwiki loa…

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