Ma ke ʻano he huahana o nā makahiki 80, ua ulu nui wau i ka nānā ʻana i ka nani nani o ka WWF. ʻAe. Ke kapa nei au ia mea. He kumu nostalgic wale nō. ʻO ka manawa paha, inā ʻoe i ulu a puni ka au o Hulkamania he mea pāʻani nō hoʻi ʻoe. A i ʻole i ʻike i kekahi mea e pili ana i ia mea. ʻO kekahi o kaʻu mau mea hoʻomanaʻo i koʻu wā kamaliʻi, ʻo ia ka hele ʻana i kahi paʻi paʻi ola o kahi hōʻike. Ua hauʻoli wau i kekahi o kaʻu mau koa. Ua manaʻo wau ma kahi o ʻewalu mau makahiki i koʻu ʻike ʻana i ka The Undertaker mea ʻo The Ultimate Warrior i loko o ka pahu. Hoʻomanaʻo wau i kekahi mau keiki ma hope o koʻu noho e uē ana; makaʻu i ka pōʻino loa no kā lākou Ultimate Maniac. ʻO wau, ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe.. He mea hoʻohiwahiwa Undertaker. ʻAʻole au i makemake nui i ka The Warrior, no laila.. ʻakaʻaka iki wau. Ua maopopo iaʻu he hōʻikeʻike ia. No laila, manaʻo wau he mea ʻakaʻaka.

 

ʻO ka mea makemake nui i ka weliweli a me ka mokomoko i koʻu wā kamaliʻi, ʻo ka ʻike ʻana i kahi mokomoko kumuhana me kahi gimmick weliweli i hoʻopili ʻia, he kupua iaʻu. Ua hana ʻo ia i kahi moʻolelo hoihoi loa a hōʻike pū i nā mea āpau. Ma ka makahiki 1990, ua ʻike mākou i kekahi mau mea e hele mai ana, ʻaʻole i ka nui ma hope o ke au "Attitude". ʻO ia ka manawa, i koʻu manaʻo, ua hele wale ka hōʻike holoʻokoʻa. ʻIke wau iaʻu e nānā pinepine ana, no ke kumu hoʻokahi wale nō. A ua hoʻokomo ʻia ʻo ia i loko o kēia papa inoa o ʻelima o nā mokomoko hoʻoweliweli nui loa i loaʻa i nā mea pā ke kuleana e hoʻokipa iā mākou.

 

5. Doink the Clown

 

Hell. ʻAe. E kamaʻilio kākou no kēia kanaka. Doink the Clown. He kanaka mokomoko maʻamau ʻo ia me ka kaulana nui ma muli o kāna gimmick pupule pupule i nā makahiki he kanaiwa. Ua hoʻokani pupule ʻo ia i kēlā ʻōpeʻa; a hiki i ka hoʻoweliweli ʻana i nā mea pā i loaʻa i ka Coulrophobia. ʻO kekahi o nā pāʻani poina ʻole aʻu e hoʻomanaʻo ai ʻo Survivor Series '93 kahi i loaʻa ai kahi hui o ʻehā Doinks fucken. No ka mea, ʻaʻole lawa ka moeʻuhane i pena ʻia i loko o ke apo. ʻO Pro wrestler, ʻo Matt Osbourne ke kanaka nui ma hope o ka makeup. I kekahi manawa, e kū ana no "Illusion Doinks" a me kekahi mau hōʻike hale. Ua loaʻa iā ia kahi mini me o nā ʻano, ʻo Dink the Clown nāna i hele pū me ka clown i ke apo, me ka hoʻohui ʻana i ka shenanigans of pranks e makemake ai nā kāne e huki. Ua make ka "Doink" mua i Iune o 2013. RIP Matt Osbourne. Ua hōʻeha ʻoe i koʻu wā kamaliʻi ma ke ʻano leʻaleʻa.

 

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4. Papa Shango

 

Oyy ka Shango. ʻOiai he mea hoihoi loa ke ʻano ponoʻī. Me he mea lā ʻaʻole ia e hele ma kahi o ka WWE. Ua ʻoki ʻo Papa Shango i kekahi mau hoʻolaha maikaʻi loa, lawe ʻia ka iwi poʻo i ke apo e ʻā ana i ka uahi a hiki ke "hoʻomalu" i nā kukui arena. Hoʻopili ʻia ʻo ia ma ke ʻano he kahuna voodoo, e hoʻolei ʻo Shango i ka poʻe āna i koho ai i ka poʻe i hoʻopilikia ʻia, me ka luaʻi ʻana, ke koko a me nā jazz āpau. Ma hope o nā hoʻāʻo he nui ʻole e hoʻokuʻu i ke ʻano mai ka honua, ua hoʻomau ka mokomoko maoli ʻo Charles Wright i ka hana hou ʻana iā ia iho ma o ka pepehi ʻana i nā huaʻōlelo ma mua o ka lilo ʻana i The Godfather. Ua haʻalele ʻo Papa Shango i ke ola voodoo no ka Hoe Train. ʻO ka hoʻololi ma laila ʻo Charles.

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3. Kane

 

Eia kekahi kanaka i loaʻa i ka ʻoihana waihoʻoluʻu a me ka moʻolelo pū kekahi. ʻAe. ʻO ke kala a me ka weliweli. Ma mua o kona hele ʻana i ka WWE i ka makahiki 1997 ma ke ʻano he kaikaina ʻōpio a ʻo The Undertaker, ʻo Glenn Thomas Jacobs, ʻo ia ka mea i ʻike ʻia ma waho o ke apo, i hoʻokumu ʻia ʻo Isaac Yankem DDS : Jerry Lawler's batshit crazy dentist. Manaʻo wau hiki iā mākou ke ʻae aku ʻo Kane ke ʻano maikaʻi. E like me ka Undertaker, ua like ʻo Kane i nā neʻe like e like me ka chokeslam iconic a me ka piledriver pōhaku kupapaʻu. I ka wā ʻaʻole ʻo ia e hakakā nei me ka 'Taker, e hui pū ʻo Kane me ia e hoʻokumu i The Brothers Of Destruction i hopena i hoʻokahi pālua o nā makuahine fuckers e hoʻouna aku i nā mea hoʻokūkū paʻakikī loa ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe. ʻO kāna hana holoʻokoʻa ma WWE a hiki i kēia manawa, ua loaʻa iā Kane he 18 mau hoʻokūkū ma lalo o kona kāʻei. He mea kupanaha loa. ʻO Kane ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻi weliweli loa i kāʻei ʻia e ka Federation. Eia kekahi, hiki iā mākou ke ʻōlelo ʻoliʻoli i ka lawe ʻana i kēlā kanaka i ke ʻano kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli a ua hōkū ʻia i ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli "See No Evil"? Mahalo.

 

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2. Kanaka

 

ʻOiai inā ʻoe e mokomoko loa 101 me ka ʻike ʻole, ua lohe paha ʻoe iā Hall Of Famer Mick Foley. He moʻolelo maoli kēia kanaka i loko o ke apo; ʻike ʻia no kāna mau hana hoʻomakeʻe make, ʻo ia hoʻi i kēia lā ʻaʻole i waiho iā ia i ke ʻano maikaʻi loa. Ua hele ʻo Foley ma nā inoa he nui a me nā ʻano gimmicks ʻē aʻe i kāna ʻoihana, akā ʻo ka mea i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ʻo ia ke ʻano unsettling o Mankind. ʻO kahi schitzo naʻaupō i kani pinepine ʻia e like me ka Velociraptor i kona wā e ʻuwē ai. ʻO kona ʻano ʻano leʻaleʻa i ka ʻeha, huki pinepine i kona lauoho i mea leʻaleʻa. ʻO kāna neʻe pūlima ʻana ʻo ka Mandible Claw. ʻO ka neʻe ʻana iā ia iho ke kau ʻia kona mau manamana lima waena a me nā manamana lima i loko o ka waha o ka hoa paio, e hoʻoheheʻe iā lākou ma lalo o ke alelo a hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ka ʻiʻo palupalu i loaʻa ma lalo o ka waha. Hoʻokomo ʻia ka manamana nui a/a i ʻole ka poho lima o ka lima hoʻokahi ma lalo o ka ʻāwae, a hoʻokomo ʻia ke kaomi i lalo e ka waena a me nā manamana lima a ʻo ka manamana lima e hoʻoikaika i ka iwi i luna. Ma hope mai, ua ʻōlelo ʻo Foley ma kahi ninaninau kīwī he ikaika loa ka ʻeha ʻeha o nā aʻalolo ma lalo o ke alelo e pale ai i ka ʻike, a inā lōʻihi ka hoʻohana ʻana, hiki ke hoʻoikaika i ka hoa paio e ʻeleʻele. ʻAe.. Fuck that. Manaʻo wau e ʻoi aku ka ʻino me kēlā Socko lepo lepo ma kona lima. 

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1. Ka Mea Mākaʻi

 

ʻO wau.. He aha kaʻu e ʻōlelo ai ʻaʻole paha i haʻi ʻia e pili ana i ka Phenom? Ke hoʻomanaʻo nei au i koʻu wā ʻōpio o ʻehiku i koʻu ʻike mua ʻana i kēia "Hamhawk" (e like me kā Roddy Piper i wehewehe maikaʻi ai iā ia) ma ka 1990 Survivor Series. Mai ke komo ʻana a hiki i ke apo, kāna mau mokomoko a me kāna ʻano akamai i ka hoʻomaʻamaʻa ʻana i ka hapa nui o kāna mau hoa paio e pili ana i ke akua, ʻo The Undertaker he ikaika e helu ʻia. Me ka eerie Paul Bearer ma kona ʻaoʻao, e lawe ana i ka Urn of Power, ua loaʻa iā Mark Calaway kekahi o nā ʻoihana lōʻihi loa ma WWE. ʻO ka mea pōʻino, ua hala ʻo Bearer (Percy Pringle) i ka makahiki 2013 me ka waiho ʻana i nā poʻe e kanikau ana i kona nalo ʻana a ua kālai ʻia ke ʻano ʻano weliweli loa i ka mōʻaukala kaʻao. E paʻa ana i ʻelima mau hoʻokūkū ʻokoʻa ma lalo o kona kāʻei a me kāna pūlima hoʻoneʻe i ka Tombstone, ua paʻa ʻo The 'Taker i kahi lanakila lanakila 21-0 wrestlemania a hiki i ka makahiki i hala i ka wā i paʻi ai ʻo Brock (ka crock) Lesnar iā ia me ʻekolu mau F-5 a lawe i ka lanakila ma Wrestlemania 30 He hoʻoholo haʻalulu ma ka ʻaoʻao o McMahon a ʻo wau iho ke paʻakai iki no ia mea. ʻO koʻu manaʻo, pono e hoʻopau ka streak i kekahi manawa. Manaʻo maoli wau e pili ana i kahi mea kūpono. ʻO koʻu manaʻo wale nō.

 

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E nīnau paha kekahi o ʻoukou iā ʻoe iho, "No ke aha wau e heluhelu nei e pili ana i ka hakakā ʻana ma iHorror?"

No ka mea he mea weliweli nā kumuhana mokomoko a ua manaʻo wau he pono nostalgic e kamaʻilio e pili ana. No ke aha ʻaʻole?! ʻOiaʻiʻo ʻaʻohe kumu ʻē aʻe. ʻO wai kāu punahele ma waho o ka hui?