He hale kūʻai maʻalahi ia ma ke kikowaena kūʻai ma Fort Collins, Colorado e like me nā mea ʻē aʻe.

Ke wehe ʻoe i ka puka a komo i loko, akā naʻe, ʻano like me ka lawe ʻana i ka manawa. Aia he mau ʻoniʻoni o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻolimalima e hoʻopili ʻia ma kahi o DVD a me Blu Rays e kūʻai ai, a ʻo kēlā me kēia poʻo inoa he mea weliweli paha, sci-fi, a i ʻole kekahi o nā ʻano moʻomeheu haipule lehulehu a mākou i pā ai i ka poʻe i loko o nā makahiki i hala.

Maliʻa paha, e ʻike ʻoe iā Jeff Abbott, ka mea nona ka hale kūʻai, ke kali nei e hoʻopiha iā ʻoe i nā mea āpau i ka hale kūʻai āna i hoʻomanawanui ai a mālama pono ai hoʻi.

"Hiki ke hoʻolimalima ʻia nā mea āpau ma nā ʻeke," wehewehe ʻo ia. "ʻOiai nā poʻo inoa a mākou e kūʻai aku ai no ka mea he pipiʻi kekahi o lākou a ʻike wau ʻaʻole ʻoe makemake e hoʻopili ʻia me kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni āu e makemake ʻole ai A e lilo ka kālā āu i hoʻolilo ai iā ia i ka manawa like. ”

No laila, inā ʻike ʻoe i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e hoihoi iā ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole ʻoe mākaukau e hana, ʻo ka uku āu e waiho ai no ka uku holoʻokoʻa o ka DVD a me Blu Ray.

Inā ʻoe e lawe i ka home a aloha iā ia, kāhea iā Jeff a hōʻike iā ia a ua hoʻohui wale ʻoe i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou i kāu hōʻiliʻili. Inā naʻe, hoʻoholo ʻoe ʻaʻole ia nāu wale nō, hiki iā ʻoe ke lawe i ka wikiō i ka hale kūʻai no ka hoʻihoʻi piha ʻana i kāu waihona, ʻaʻohe nīnau i nīnau ʻia.

E kūʻai aku nō hoʻi ʻo ia iā ʻoe i kekahi o kāna mau hoʻolimalima i loaʻa iā ia inā ʻoe e ʻike i kahi mea hiki ʻole iā ʻoe ke noho me ka ʻole. E nānā ʻo ia iā Amazon a ʻo nā mea āpau āu e uku ai ke kumukūʻai e pani ai i kāna mau puʻupuʻu.

ʻO ia ke ʻano o nā hana leʻaleʻa āu e lohe hou ʻole ai, akā ʻo ia wale nō kekahi o nā perks o ke kūʻai ʻana ma The Gorehound's Playground. Ma waho o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, he nui kā lākou mau t-shirt, nā pelaha, a me nā hōʻiliʻili like ʻole e kūpono i kēlā me kēia papa inoa makemake o ka fan.

Ke hōʻike ʻo ia iā ʻoe a puni ka hale kūʻai, e kuhikuhi ʻo Jeff iā ʻoe ma ka pale e hoʻokaʻawale ana i ka mua o ka hale kūʻai mai ka hope, a ʻo ia ka manawa e hele ai kēia wahi mai kahi ʻoluʻolu a weliweli.

Ua hoʻonohonoho ʻo Jeff i kahi wahi keaka liʻiliʻi e noho ma kahi o 25 poʻe ma nā ʻano ʻoluʻolu o nā noho moe ʻoluʻolu. Pāʻani nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kēlā me kēia Pōʻahā, Pōʻalima, a me ka pō Pōʻaono a ʻo ke kumu kūʻai o ke komo he $ 8 wale nō, kahi uku liʻiliʻi e uku ai e launa pū me nā hoa pā e nānā i kāu mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

"I ka pō Pōʻalima, hana mākou i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni sci-fi a moemoeā; ʻO nā Pōʻalima no nā papa moʻomeheu, a me nā pō Pōʻaono hana mākou i kahi hiʻohiʻona lua weliweli, "wahi a Abbott. "Ke hoʻāʻo nei mākou e kūkulu i kahi kaiāulu a puni ka mea a mākou e hana nei, a ke kiʻi aku nei mākou i nā mea pena kiʻi a me nā mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kūʻokoʻa hoʻi, e hāʻawi iā lākou i kahi e hōʻike ai i kā lākou hana i ka lehulehu."

I ka lā a mākou ma laila, e mākaukau ana lākou no ka Re-Animator hiʻona pālua. Ke nānā nei i kā lākou nā hiʻohiʻona papalua e hiki mai ana e ʻike ʻoe Kōmaʻomaʻo Red ke pāʻani pū nei ʻO ka Manu me ka Plumage Crystal a Make-make hui pū ʻia me Nā ʻino o ka Po.

Ma waho aʻe o ka hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni, ʻo ka ʻaoʻao kua o ka hale kūʻai kahi ʻāpana i hoʻokaʻawale ʻia no ka pāʻani ʻana i nā pāʻani papa a me nā pāʻani kāleka.

"ʻO nā mea āpau ma nā ʻūlū he demo, no laila inā makemake ʻoe e hele mai i kahi pāʻani i hoʻokahi a ʻelua a puni paha ma mua o kou hoʻoholo ʻana e kūʻai, aia wau āpau e pili ana i kēlā," kuhikuhi ʻo ia, ma hope o ke kumuhana o kāna hoʻolimalima wikiō. "He mau keiki kā mākou no loko mai o ke kula kiʻekiʻe e pāʻani i ka hoʻokalakupua: Ke ʻākoakoa ma hope o ke kula, a ʻoluʻolu loa ka hiki ke hoʻolako i wahi no kēlā."

He aha ka mea i ʻike ʻia mai ka hoʻomaka a ka hopena a Jeff e hōʻike ai iā ʻoe a puni ka hale kūʻai ʻo ia makemake nui i ka mea āna e hana nei, a manaʻo ʻo ia he mea ʻole ia no nā mea pā.

"Ua makemake wau i kahi e hiki ai i ka poʻe makemake i kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke hui pū a nānā iā lākou," wahi a ia. "ʻO kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e ʻike ʻia me nā mea pā ʻē aʻe a ke hāʻawi nei mākou i wahi no kēlā hanana."

Ke hana maikaʻi nei ka hale kūʻai ma hope o ʻekolu mau makahiki i ka ʻoihana, a ʻoiai e hauʻoli ana ʻo Abbott i ka kūleʻa o kona wahi, ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna mau pahuhopu lōʻihi.

"Manaʻo wau e kākoʻo kēlā me kēia kaona kulanui i ka hoʻokumu ʻana e like me kēia," i ʻōlelo ʻo ia. "Manaʻo wau aia kahi no kēia ʻano ʻoihana ma nā wahi āpau a lana ka manaʻo e hiki nō iā kāua ke ʻike i kēlā hanana i ka wā e hiki mai ana."

I koʻu hele ʻana i waho o kāna hale kūʻai me nā ʻeke kūʻai i piha i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, nā pālule, a me kahi papa tarot Clive Barker, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke noʻonoʻo akā he pololei loa kāna.

No ka mea, hou aku no ʻO ke kahua pāʻani ʻo Gorehound hiki iā ʻoe ke hahai iā lākou ma Facebook a nānā i kā lākou paena. A, inā ʻoe e ʻike iā ʻoe iho ma Fort Collins, Colorado, e hele i 1125 W. Drake Road Unit B-6, a nānā iā ʻoe iho.