ʻO kēlā manawa o ka makahiki ... hou. ʻAʻole wau he peʻa nui o ke kau hoʻomaha. Ua hana wau i kahi mau lā nui loa i ka wā kūʻai aku e hauʻoli hou ai. Waihoʻoluʻu me jaded. No kēlā mau mea makemake iaʻu, hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻino i ka ʻehaʻeha kahiko me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli o Yule-tide. ʻElua mau mea aʻu e kamaʻilio nei e pili ana i kēia lā: ʻO Krampus (2015) a me ka ʻO kahi moʻolelo weliweli Kalikimaka (2015).

Ke ulu nei ʻo Krampus (ka moʻo kaʻao, ʻaʻole ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni) hiʻona i nā makahiki.

Aia nā ʻahaʻaina Krampus, nā lole, a i kēia manawa nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kahi i loaʻa ʻole ai kekahi mau makahiki i hala. ʻO Krampus ka anti-Santa. ʻO ia ka diabolō ma ka poʻohiwi o Santa, ma laila e hoʻopaʻi ai i ka poʻe hewa a lawe aku iā lākou i loko o ka hīnaʻi, hahau ʻia a nalowale loa paha. Hoʻomaopopo iki ka loaʻa ʻana o ka lānahu, ʻeā?

ʻOiai wau he peʻa o ke kolo, kooky, pohihihi a i kekahi manawa ʻo ka ooky, pono wau e nānā i kēia mau kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iaʻu iho. Ke hoʻohālikelike nei i nā ʻaoʻao ʻelua i ka ʻaoʻao, hana kekahi a hoʻokahi ... maikaʻi, ʻaʻole. ʻO Krampus (alakaʻi ʻia e Michael Dougherty) e pili ana i kahi ʻohana e hui pū ana no nā lā nui.

ʻAʻole hauʻoli a hewa ʻole kēia ʻohana, no laila nui nā hoʻopaʻapaʻa a me nā manaʻo maikaʻi ʻole i waena o lākou. Ua kaumaha loa ʻo Max (Emjay Anthony) no laila haehae ʻo ia i kāna leka iā Santa a pā i ka lewa, a hoʻokuʻu ʻia ka Kringle-demony i kona kaiāulu. Up a hiki i kēia manawa maikaʻi loa kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Ua maikaʻi ke kamaʻilio, ʻaʻole makemake ʻia nā huapalapala, akā manaʻo wau e manaʻo ʻia lākou, a maikaʻi loa nā hopena. ʻO ka wahi o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nalowale iaʻu ʻo ke ala e hana ai ʻo Krampus. E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai ma mua, aia ʻo ia i laila e hoʻopaʻi i ka poʻe hewa, akā ʻo ka mea mua āna e lawe ai ʻo ko Bet (Stefania LaVie Owen) kaikuahine o Max.

Ma waho o kahi pēpē, ʻo ia kekahi o nā mea lokomaikaʻi a hewa ʻole i ka pūʻulu. Lawe ʻia ka ʻohana hoʻokahi, a alakaʻi i kahi hopena e paʻa paha i kahi koho no kahi hopena akā haʻalele i ka poʻe hoʻolohe i ka ʻokiʻoki. ʻOiai ke kiʻi maoli o Krampus e alakaʻi i kahi silhouette nani maikaʻi, waiho ka ʻano o ka holoholona iaʻu me he mea lā ʻo kēia kaʻu lanahu no ka Kalikimaka.

Me ka lālani hōkū comedy o Adam Scott (Pirana 3D), Tony Collette (Ka'UonoʻEono), a me David Koechner (He Hale Haumana), manaʻo ʻoe he manawa kope maikaʻi kēia no ke kuli. Eia nō naʻe, ʻoiai kekahi mau snickers ma aneʻi a ma aneʻi, ua hakahaka ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me nā ʻano like ʻole a me ka mea kolohe i kūpono ʻole i ka kaao.

Aia ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe kahi momi hūnā ʻia i kapa ʻia A Moʻolelo Hoʻoweliweli Kalikimaka (2015). ʻO kahi moʻolelo mele o nā moʻolelo Kalikimaka ʻehā i "haʻi ʻia" e William Shatner ma ke ʻano ʻo Dangerous Dan.

ʻO kēia mau moʻolelo ʻehā ʻokoʻa loa e lawe iā ʻoe i kahi lā hoʻomaha weliweli mai nā kihi ʻehā o ka paranormal. Ua hauʻoli wau i kēia. Aia nā moʻolelo mai kahi kula haunted, kahi changeling, Krampus a me nā elf zombie. ʻOiai wau e inaina ʻole e ʻōlino ma luna o ʻekolu mau moʻolelo (a kupaianaha lākou, kēlā me kēia me ka wili wili ʻana), makemake nui wau e nānā i ka moho o Krampus.

ʻOiai ʻo Krampus mai kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni inoa weliweli a aka hoʻi, ʻaneʻane like ia me kahi mea ulu lāʻau. Mai poina iā mākou, hoʻopaʻi wale ia i kēlā me kēia, me nā pēpē. Krampus mai A Moʻolelo Hoʻoweliweli Kalikimaka loloa, nui a keʻokeʻo e like me ka hau.

ʻIke ʻia ke alo he ʻano hōʻike i ka ʻino a lawe wale ʻo ia i ka mea hewa. No ke kāhea ʻana iā Krampus, pono e hoʻopiha ʻia i ka ʻaoʻao ʻē aʻe o ka ʻuhane Kalikimaka, kahi huhū a i ʻole kuko no ka hoʻopaʻi. He ala maʻalea loa ia e hōʻike ai iā Krampus. He nani nā hiʻohiʻona hakakā a lawe ʻo Krampus i kāna mea kaua kau inoa, kahi kaulahao kuʻi. ʻO ka mea kaua wale nō ka mea e hoʻolilo iā ʻoe i ka lepo i kāu mau lā hoʻomaha.

 

 

ʻO nā mea āpau, manaʻo wau i kēlā ʻO kahi moʻolelo weliweli Kalikimaka Lawe i ka home i ka mekala gula o ka weliweli lā hoʻomaha, a ke hoʻokomo nei wau Pepehi a Santa me Bill Goldberg. He hopena maikaʻi kona, hana maikaʻi, kākau maikaʻi a me kahi diabolō Kalikimaka hoʻoweliweli. No laila, i ka hihia o Krampus vs. Krampus, noho aliʻi wau ma ka ʻaoʻao o ʻO kahi moʻolelo weliweli Kalikimaka. Ua noa ʻoe e hele.

Ma mua o kou hele ʻana, inā ʻoe he mea hoʻoweliweli weliweli i ka lā nui, e nānā i ke kumu o kāu elf ma ka papa hoʻololiʻia.

Nā lā nui Creepy āpau!