I kēia manawa, mai lynch iaʻu. ʻIke wau, pehea wau e kāhea ai iaʻu iho he peʻahi weliweli me ka ʻike ʻole ʻana iā Stanley Kubrick's take on Stephen King's novel ʻO ka hoʻomālamalama?

ʻĀ, ma ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, ʻaʻole wau i kahaha i ka hana a Stanley Kubrick, a ʻaʻole wau i aloha nui iā Jack Nicholson. Ua heluhelu wau i ka puke, a hauʻoli nui wau i kā Stephen King puke no ka kaʻawale a me ka pupule.

ka Kealohilani ʻaʻole ia he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli wale nō. He ʻāpana o ka mōʻaukala a me kahi hōʻailona moʻomeheu. ʻAʻole mea āu e hana ai, ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻike maoli ka Kealohilani me nā maka puʻupaʻa. Ua parodied a ua kuhikuhi ʻia i nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a me nā hōʻike kīwī ʻē aʻe inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ponoʻī, manaʻo ʻoe e like me ʻoe. ʻO wau e ʻōlelo nei, ke kiʻi ʻoe i kahi ʻāpana o The Simpsons e pili ana i kāu kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻike nui ʻoe ua hana nui ʻoe, ʻoiai inā ʻaʻole lākou makemake e hoʻohana i ke kumuhana o ka ʻāpana i ka inoa.

Ke wehe nei ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, hoʻopūʻi ʻia wau e ka ʻōlinolino a me ka maʻemaʻe o nā mea āpau. Hoʻomaka ia, me ka ʻole o ka hoʻolauna, me Jack Torrance, pāʻani ʻia e Jack Nicholson. Kūpono ʻole kēia hiʻohiʻona. Aia ʻo ia ma kahi nīnauele e lilo i kahu no ka Overlook Hotel ʻoiai lākou e paʻa ana no ka hoʻoilo, akā hāʻawi ia iā mākou i kahi ʻike i ko Torrance ʻano, a me ka ʻono o ka moʻolelo pouli o ka hōkele ponoʻī.

Mai laila mai ua loli kahi papa ʻeleʻele e hoʻolauna iā mākou iā Wendy Torrance, ka wahine a Jack, i hoʻokani ʻia e Shelly Duvall, a me kā lāua keikikāne, ʻo Danny, i pāʻani ʻia e Danny Lloyd. He wahi hoʻolauna iki kā mākou iā Tony, ʻo ia ka mea e hōʻike ana i nā hihiʻo Danny a he ʻano ia o kāna 'ʻalohi'.

Ua hoʻokau wau iaʻu i kā lākou kalaiwa a i ka Overlook, ua kamaʻilio lākou i loko o ke kaʻa e pili ana i ka pāʻina Donner.

Ke manaʻo nei wau e loaʻa i ka hōkele ka nui o ka vibe creepy a mākou e maʻa ai me nā alaloa pouli, e uhi ana i nā pale a kokoke i ka puka aniani, kēlā ʻano mea. Akā, hoʻomālamalama ka hōkele holoʻokoʻa, me nā kala pastel e hāʻawi i nā hiʻohiʻona i kahi palupalu iā lākou. ʻO ia paha ka mea i hoʻomaopopo iaʻu i nā hiʻohiʻona paʻakikī o Nicholson. ʻO nā laina āpau ma kona maka he maka loa a ʻano maka ke ʻano o kona helehelena. Manaʻo wau e hoʻonohonoho ana i kahi ʻokoʻa maikaʻi e hoʻopuka maoli ai i kā Nicholson kiʻi o ka moʻokūʻauhau o Torrance i ka pupule.

Maʻalahi ka iho ʻana iho. ʻAʻole hiamoe i ka pō, e hele ana i nā moeʻuhane i ke ao, e alakaʻi ana i nā hallucination o kahi mea kūʻai aku, a laila i kahi lumi kinipōpō piha o nā poʻe kahi e hui ai me kahi kahu mālama o ka hōkele. A laila hoʻoholo ʻo Torrance e pono iā ia e aʻo i kāna wahine lalau a me kāna keiki "i kahi haʻawina", ʻo ia hoʻi. kuʻi pinepine lāua iā lāua i ke koʻi.

I ko Wendy ʻike ʻana i ka ʻākeʻakeʻa o kāna kāne i loko o ka pupule, makaʻu ʻo ia no kāna keiki kāne a nona iho a hoʻopaʻa iā lākou i loko o kona lumi. Manaʻo wau ua ʻike mākou āpau i kahi hanana e hiki mai ana.

Pakele ʻo Danny, ʻoiai ua loaʻa ʻo Wendy i kahi hoʻomaha i ka wā a Hallorann, ke poʻo poʻo o Outlook i ke kauwela, i hoʻokani ʻia e Scatman Crothers, hoʻi, kāhea ʻia e Danny 'hoʻomālamalama'. Lawe ʻo Hallorann i kahi koʻi i ka umauma, akā hāʻawi iā Wendy a me kā Danny pakele kaʻa. Akā ʻo ka mea mua, ua pakele ʻo Danny i kona makuakāne psychotic i ka maze pale a Outlook.

E like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai i ka hoʻomaka, ʻoiai ʻaʻole wau i ʻike maoli ka Kealohilani ma mua, ʻaʻohe ala e nānā ai me nā maka hou, a ʻo wau nō he mea hoʻohoka iki i kēlā. Hiki iaʻu ke ʻike i ke kumu e nānā ai kekahi poʻe iā ia he hana noʻeau, a hiki iā ʻoe ke nānā i nā palapala like Room 237 e ʻike pehea i kālailai ʻia ai e nā poʻe ʻē aʻe a loaʻa nā ala e hōʻike ai ʻo Kubrick i kāna mau manaʻo e pili ana i ka luku ʻana o nā ʻōiwi ʻAmelika a me nā mea like.

Ua hoʻohoka iki wau i ka hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke hoʻohālikelike ʻia i ka puke. Nui nā mea a lākou e haʻalele ai ma muli o nā kaohi manawa, akā naʻe. ʻO Hallorann (ʻo ke kiʻi wale nō i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni aʻu i makemake nui ai) ʻoi aku ka nui o kāna kuleana.

Pēlā nō ʻo Outlook iho he ʻano nui aʻe kona. Hoʻohālikelike ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me he mea lā ke hana wale nei mākou me kahi kāne e pupule, ma mua o kahi hale e ʻinoʻino nei a hiki i kahi kokoke i kahi ola ponoʻī. ʻIke mākou i nā ʻuhane o ka Overlook i ka heihei hope loa a Wendy ma o ka hale e ʻimi nei i ka puka, akā manaʻo maoli ʻia ua hoʻokaʻawale ʻia mai ke koena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike ka Kealohilani, pono ia. Kuhi ʻia kēia he mea maʻamau no kahi kumu a me nā mea a pau e kuhikuhi ʻia ai a parodied, pono ia e ʻike a ʻike i ke kumu a me kahi e hele mai ai.

No nā mea hou aku i ka ʻaoʻao Party, hoʻāʻo ma aneʻi.

E nānā hou i kēia pule aʻe e ʻike he aha ʻO Justin Eckert manaʻo o 1979's Zombie.