Mahalo no kou hui pū ʻana mai iā mākou no kekahi puke o kēlā me kēia pule o Late i ka Pāʻina! I kēia pule ke kīwī nei wau no ke anuanu anuanu (wela, e hakakā me aʻu) no laila lawe wau i kahi maʻalahi, makani, hopena o ka huakaʻi kauwela i ke kahakai me Ka Mea Hoʻolaha (aka Hoʻomaha Holo).

Ka Mea Hoʻolaha wehe me ka hū. Hoʻonohonoho pono ʻia ke kahua wehe no kahi hāʻule nui - he keikikāne ʻōpio e hoʻomaʻemaʻe ana i nā pū kī a kona makuakāne. Mākaukau nā mea āpau i loko o ʻoe no ka mea hiki ʻole ke ʻike ʻia (ʻoiai ke nānā pono ke keiki i ka pahu o ka pū rifle e hoʻomaʻemaʻe nei ʻo ia) akā ʻo kahi wili i manaʻo ʻole ʻia e lilo i manaʻo nui.

Mai kēlā manawa, ua hoihoi wau. I ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke mele kumuhana kumu, ua lou loa wau.

Hāʻawi wau iā ʻoe Hoʻomaha Holo na Peter Yellen lāua ʻo The Breakers. E kala mai akā pono wau e pāʻani i kēia ma ka loop no ka mahina holoʻokoʻa o Kepakemapa no ka mea lapuwale a aloha wau iā ia.

Hāpai ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi hui o nā koleke ke hele lākou i kahi waiwai ma ka ʻaoʻao kahakai no ko lākou wā hāʻule hāʻule. ʻO nona ka home e kahi mea ʻimi holoholona hihiu, ʻo Big Ed - ʻo ia nō hoʻi ka makuakāne pupule o kekahi o nā haumāna, ʻo Ed Jr. (i hoʻokani ʻia e Matt Mitler).

I kēia manawa, e kiʻi wale i kahi mea mai ke ala. He bonkers kēia hoʻolālā hoʻonohonoho. Aloha au i ka kikoʻī o ke kiʻi i kūkulu ʻia o kahi kanaka i hahau ʻia, a me ke koko a Big Ed i holo hewa ʻole me kahi moku ski. Mālama ʻia ma ke ʻano he kenakeʻa. ʻIke ʻoe, e like me ʻoe.

'Lelo maʻamau, nui nā mea e kūkākūkā me Ka Mea Hoʻolaha. Ma ke ʻano o ke alo, he 80s slasher flick slash maʻamau, akā aia kekahi mea e ʻoluʻolu loa e pili ana iā ia. ʻAe, ʻo kahi ʻāpana nui o kēlā paha ka gore, akā aia nō kekahi mea e pili ana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i mālama iaʻu e pili ana i kēlā hui o ka ʻāpana makani e ʻaʻa ana i nā ʻano ʻē.

ʻO ka hana ke ʻano o ka caliber āu e manaʻo ai mai kēia uku, akā ke aloha nei nā ʻano. ʻO Comedic relief Ralph (Bill Hitchcock) ka leʻaleʻa goofy o kāu hoa aloha a - ʻoiai hiki iā ia ke kiʻi i kou ʻāʻī - ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke huhū iā ia.

Pāʻani kēlā me kēia ʻano i kā lākou mau ikaika e like me kahi archetype kiʻi ʻoniʻoni (e like me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻO ka Cabin i ka Woods i parodied pono) me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o kahi hui o nā mea hana keaka ʻōpio i ʻike i kahi kemika on-set.

ʻO ka mea i ʻike ʻia, e pili ana ka ʻōpio ma waena o kā lākou mau hiʻohiʻona a ma hope o ka pau ʻana o kā lākou hanana hope loa (ua kī ʻia ke kiʻi ma ke kaʻina manawa) e nānā i ke koena o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a kākoʻo kekahi i kekahi. ʻO kēlā, kēia mau hana o ka hoʻoliʻiliʻi ua hōʻalo ʻia na Morey Lampley, aka Mike, nona ka alo aʻu i kānalua pinepine ai.

Pehea ʻo ia i loaʻa ai i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni? He kanaka haʻuki kaulana paha ia a i ʻole kekahi mea? ʻIke nui ʻo ia ma mua o nā haumāna ʻē aʻe a he ʻano ke ʻano o kahi kāmaʻa ʻili hiamoe moe ... ʻoiai ʻo ka make i loko o ia wahi nā ʻeha make hoʻomākeʻaka loa aʻu i ʻike ai.

Me ka manaʻo ʻole ʻia, ma mua o hoʻokahi manawa, ʻike wau iaʻu iho i ke kino maoli ʻoiai kēia mau knuckleheads manaʻo ʻole e hele pololei ma waho o ka puka o ka make. Ua makemake nui lākou i kekahi ʻano, ʻoiai me ka nele o ke ʻano pilikino ikaika a i ʻole nā ​​hakakā pilikino e hoʻouluulu ai i ka pilikino.

Pono wau e hāʻawi i kahi ʻoliʻoli kūikawā iā Pam (Ruth Martinez) no ka hana mau ʻana i nā hoʻoholo naʻauao. Me ka ʻole o nā mea hao wale, manaʻo wau e like me ka hopena o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kūʻai aku iā ia pōkole. Akā, kuhi au ʻaʻole hiki iā mākou a pau ke Ripley.

Ka Mea Hoʻolaha hana i ka lewa me kāna helu mele ma ke ala maʻalea akā akamai - ma waho o ka bop wehe ʻo "Fall Break". Hoʻohana nā hiʻohiʻona i hala i ke kani uila, peppy, jaunty i ke ao e hoʻoliʻiliʻi i kēlā manaʻo hopohopo ʻole. Akā i ka huli ʻana o ke ao i ka pō a ke piʻi nei ka helu o ke kino, hoʻololi ka helu i kahi ʻano pouli, tonal me ke kani o nā chords bass a me kahi kūlohelohe. Kūkulu lākou i kahi leo kani leo e wili ai i kāu ʻoluʻolu.

ʻOiai ʻaʻole ʻike ka poʻe (a no ke aha lākou e manaʻo ai i kahi pāʻani hewa?), ʻAʻole ʻoe e lilo i ka vibe puʻuwai māmā. Ke ʻike piha ʻia ko lākou kūlana a hōʻike ʻia ka ʻike o ka mea pepehi kanaka, manaʻo ʻoe i ka ʻike i ka lua o kou ʻōpū. ʻAʻole ia he mea kupanaha e hōʻike, akā ʻo ka lawe ʻana o Mitler laina loaʻa iaʻu.

Ma ke ʻano holoʻokoʻa, kahaha nui wau me ka hauʻoli. Ka Mea Hoʻolaha ʻO nā mea āpau aʻu e makemake ai aʻoi aku ma mua o kaʻu i manaʻo ai.