I kēia makahiki, i ka hoʻohanohano ʻana i ko St Patrick lā lā, ua nānā au i ka pūʻulu Leprechaun holoʻokoʻa e lawe iā ʻoe i kahi papa inoa o nā luku maikaʻi a hoʻomakeʻewaʻewa hoʻi mai ka franchise holoʻokoʻa. Hauʻoli ʻo St Patrick's Day!

Leprechaun (1993) - ka Pogo Schtick

ʻO ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua loa i kēia moʻo (me Jennifer Aniston, ma mua o ka haʻi ʻole ʻana o kekahi i kona ola - clapclapclapclap) he mau mea luku pinepine, a laila aia kēia. ʻO ka Leprechaun - i kāna hana kolohe a pau - pepehi i ke kāne ma ka lele ʻana i luna a i lalo i kona umauma me ka lāʻau pogo. He lāʻau pogo ʻino. ʻO ka neʻe lohi i kona neʻe ʻana he mea hoʻomakeʻaka wale ia. He paʻakikī kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka paʻakikī, akā ʻaʻole kōkua kēia.
Helu kino: 4
Ka make ʻana o Leprechaun: ʻehā mau ʻāpana lau / kāpili i kī ʻia i loko o kona waha e hoʻohana ana i ka maʻa, a laila hoʻolei ʻia ʻo ia i loko o ka piha piha o ka ʻaila a puhi ʻia.

Leprechaun 2 (1994) - Ka helehelena mahu

He goto kā mākou ma aneʻi, e ka poʻe. Michael McDonald (ma mua-MadTV) flexes his comedic muscle (ʻano. neʻe ʻo ia, ma ka liʻiliʻi). ʻO ka mea e nele ai kēia hiʻohiʻona i kahi script maikaʻi, hana ia iā ia me ka maikaʻi hoʻoheheʻe helehelena
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Ka make ʻana o Leprechaun: Pākuʻi ʻia ka umauma me ka hao hao, puhi ʻia

Leprechaun 3 (1995) - Killer TV lākeke Sex

ʻO ke kau ʻekolu i ka franchise i kū pololei i ka batshit pupule. Loaʻa ka mea nui i ke koko leprechaun i kahi ʻeha hāmama a - e like me kekahi werewolf ʻĀlani liʻiliʻi - hoʻomaka e lilo i hoʻokahi iā ia iho. Kuhi ka mea i ʻōlelo ʻia he teritori ka leprechauns - a i ʻole hoʻokūkū .. a i ʻole .. kekahi mea - no laila lilo ia i wahi hakakā ma waena o lāua. Akā me nā limerick hou aku.

Eia kekahi, ma ka pepehi kanaka! Ke ukali koke nei i kahi hanana kahi kēia kolo kokoke hōʻino i kahi kaikamahine no ka pau ʻana o ka leperechaun kilokilo kilokilo kilokilo i kahi manawa weliweli, uila ʻia kēia kāne e kahi lopako moe kolohe. Maikaʻi loa! Loaʻa iā ia. Akā e kamaʻilio e pili ana i kēia hanana i kekona. Me he mea lā ua hoʻohui ka mea hoʻolālā i ka lopako Kaapuni Poko me kahi pēpē hū a ʻōlelo aʻe “ʻae maikaʻi e holo wale me kēia”. A hana lākou. No ka mea me he mea lā he hoʻolālā maikaʻi.
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Ka make ʻana o Leprechaun: Hoʻā ʻia kāna ipu gula me ka flamethrower, ua hoʻā ʻia ʻo ia

Make na Kardashian

Hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo i kēlā? E ʻōlelo wau. ʻO ka lapuwale o kēia wahine kona hopena hope loa ma hope o kona mau lehelehe, pūhaka, a me nā puʻupuʻu e hoʻonui i ka nui o ka pahū. Ua aʻo mākou āpau i kahi mea iki mai kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - mai hoʻopili me nā makemake leprechaun, e ke kāne.

Leprechaun 4: ma kahi lewa (1997) - Bonerkill

No kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ke ʻano kaumaha loa, ʻo kēia make paha kaʻu punahele. Hū ʻo ia ma waena o ka dick kāne. Ma o kāna dick. Pehea ʻoe? ʻĀ, he mea ʻē ia e kau ʻia i luna, akā e haʻi wau iā ʻoe. Hoʻi i loko o ke ana o Leprechaun o nā mea kupaianaha (kāna moe, kuhi au) pana pua ʻo ia iā ia e hoʻopakele ana i kahi kamāliʻiwahine Alien e makemake ai ka Leprechaun e male i hiki iā ia ke lilo i aliʻi ʻē. Eia hou, kaumaha kaumaha kēia. Ua kī ʻia ka Leprechaun, a ʻoiai he pisses moana lanakila i kona kupapaʻu, hoʻohana ʻo ia i kāna mea hoʻokalakupua e hoʻouna i kona ikehu i loko o ke kahawai e hūnā i loko o nā ʻōpala o ke kai a hiki i kona hiki ke pakele a hoʻomaka i ka hanaʻino. ʻAno ʻē kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.
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Ka make o Leprechaun: lawe ʻia i ka lewa, puhi ʻia

 

Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood (2003) - Killer Bong

Aloha kā mākou kāne i kahi ʻōmaʻomaʻo maikaʻi. ʻAʻole maikaʻi ʻo ia me ka hoʻokaʻawale ʻana i kāna gula. ʻAno lapuwale kēia hiʻohiʻona (ʻaʻole anei lākou āpau) akā pono ʻoe e mahalo i ka ikaika e pono ai e hou i kekahi ma o ka ʻōpū me kahi bong. He mea kani kī ʻole wau (e kala wau no kēlā pun).
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Ka make ʻana o Leprechaun: Ki ʻia me ka pōkā lau lau ʻā, hoʻolei ʻia i loko o ka sima pulu

Leprechaun: Origins (2014) - ka Spine Ripper

ʻO nā franchise a pau e kiʻi hou i kahi gritty, ʻaʻole wau i manaʻo ʻo Leprechaun kekahi o lākou. A eia naʻe, eia nō mākou. ʻAʻohe o ka limericks ka 2014 reboot - ʻaʻohe Warwick Davis - akā ʻoi aku ka nui o ke koko ma mua o nā komo mua. ʻO ka make maikaʻi loa i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo rad. ʻO kekahi o nā hānai ʻai ua haehae ʻia ko lākou iwi kuamoo. Ko lākou iwi kuamoʻo! E like me kahi kipa kipa mai kahi junkie hana lima kaulahao, ʻano ʻole.
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Ka make ʻana o Leprechaun: Decapitation

Leprechaun: I ka Hood (2000)

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa i kahi pāʻina o kaʻu make punahele mai ka 5th instalment kahi a ka Leprechaun e kuʻi ai i kahi puka ma loko o ka ʻōpū o kahi kāne.

Hoʻohilahila, ʻike wau. Ma kahi o, e waiho wau iā ʻoe me kekahi o nā manawa hoʻomanaʻo nui ʻole o ka franchise holoʻokoʻa. Ke kaua nei iā Warwick Davis. Nanea
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Ka make ʻana o Leprechaun: ʻAʻole pili. Lanakila ʻo ia!

Makemake ʻoe e relive i nā manawa maikaʻi āpau mai ka franchise? Kauoha i ka piha Hoʻonoho ʻia ʻo BluRay. 

Ke nānā nei no ka hauʻoli hou o St. Patrick's Day? E nānā i kā mākou papa inoa o 5 (ish) Nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli o St. Patrick pili ʻole loa i ka ʻāpana pepehi kanaka hāʻawi manawaleʻa (Nā Grabbers punahele pilikino!)