ʻEhia mau manawa hiki ke hoʻopaneʻe ʻia hoʻokahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma mua o ka haʻalele ʻana? Manaʻo maoli ʻo Sony e hoʻomau mākou a pau Morbius, ʻoiai ma hope o ka neʻe ʻana o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni (hou) i ʻApelila 1, 2022. (Inā he ʻakaʻaka ʻo April Fool's Day, ʻaʻole ʻakaʻaka ka poʻe pā.) Akā he aha kā mākou e hana ai i kēia manawa ke mākaukau mākou no ka mea i loaʻa ka hiki paha ke lilo i kiʻi vampire ʻino?

No ka wehewehe ʻana, ʻo ia ka manawa e wehe ai i kēlā mau DVD a i ʻole e kiʻi i kāu pūnaewele punahele punahele a nānā hou i kekahi o nā mea hoʻokahe koko maikaʻi loa e hoʻonani i ka pale. ʻO ka vampire ke kumu nui o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni mai kona mau lā mua loa me FW Murnau's silent. Kulanamu hoʻi i ka makahiki 1922. Ua hoʻopaʻa ʻia ka manaʻo o ka lehulehu. Ua makaʻu lākou i ka helehelena o Count Orlock, a ua makemake nui lākou.

Ua hoʻopiʻi ʻia ka luna hoʻokele e ka waiwai o Bram Stoker no ka uhaki kope kope, a ua aneane e nalowale mākou no ka manawa a pau. Eia nō naʻe, ua hōʻoia ʻo ia i hiki i kahi moʻolelo vampire ke huki i ka poʻe hoʻolohe, kahi helu i hōʻoia hou ʻia i ka makahiki i hala.

Ke ʻae piha nei au ʻo ia kekahi o kaʻu mau sub-genre punahele. No laila, ʻoiai mākou e kali nei me ka hoʻomanawanui iā Jared Leto e hoʻonani i ka pale Morbius, eia ʻehiku o kaʻu punahele vampire flicks (ʻaʻohe kauoha kūikawā) a ma kahi e loaʻa ai.

#1 ʻO Dracula (1931)–E hoolimalima ia ma Amazon, Apple TV+, Vudu, a me Redbox

ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi o nā kiʻi o ka Count Dracula maʻamau i ka naʻau, ka nani gothic, a me ka weliweli weliweli o ka moʻolelo a Bram Stoker i ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ka hana nui a Tod Browning me Bela Lugosi. Ua ʻike koke au iā ia ma ka pale nui no ka manawa mua a ua hauʻoli loa wau mai ke kiʻi mua. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i kēia vampire classic, ʻaʻohe manawa e like me kēia manawa. Hāʻawi ʻo Lugosi i kahi hana phenomenal, akā ʻaihue pinepine ʻo Dwight Frye's Renfield i ka hōʻike.

#2 30 Nā Lā o ka Po– Kawai no ka manuahi ma PlutoTV. E hoʻolimalima iā Amazon, Row8, Redbox, a me Vudu

I ka wā i hoʻokomo ʻia ai kahi kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi ma Alaska i loko o kā lākou mahina makahiki o ka pōʻeleʻele, ua iho mai ka ʻohana o nā vampires hoʻokahe koko ma luna o lākou. Me Josh Hartnett lāua ʻo Danny Huston, he liʻiliʻi nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni vampire e pāʻani 30 Nā Lā o ka Po i loko o kāna hana ʻino loa. Ua hoʻomanaʻo mai ʻo David Slade iā mākou e makaʻu mākou i ka undead a he haʻawina i aʻo maikaʻi ʻia.

#3 Hoʻopilikia ʻia- E hoʻokahe iā ia ma Amazon Prime

Ua kākau ʻo Derek Lee lāua ʻo Clif Prowse, alakaʻi, a hoʻokani i ka hōkū i kēia mea huna o kahi kiʻi vampire e pili ana i ʻelua mau hoaaloha i hele i ka huakaʻi o ke ola. Ma hope o nā lā liʻiliʻi wale nō, ua loaʻa kekahi o lākou i kahi pilikia pohihihi e ʻike iā ia e lilo mālie i mea liʻiliʻi, a ʻoi aku ka nui ma mua o ke kanaka. Hōʻike ʻia ma ke ʻano kiʻi kiʻi i loaʻa me ka hopena e waiho iā ʻoe ma ka lihi o kou noho, Hoʻopilikia ʻia ʻo ia kekahi o kēlā mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni ma lalo o ka radar a hauʻoli nui wau i loaʻa.

#4 makewai- Hoʻolimalima iā ia ma Amazon, Vudu, a me Redbox

Ma hope o kahi hoʻokolohua lapaʻau i hāʻule ʻole, ua ʻike ke kahuna haipule ua lilo ʻo ia i vampire a ua alakaʻi kona make wai hou iā ia ma ke ala o nā leʻaleʻa āna i hōʻole ai iā ia iho. He nani kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Korea e like me ka weliweli. Mele Kang-ho (Pale) nā hōkū ma ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Korean 2009 i alakaʻi ʻia e Park Chan-Wook (Oldboy).

#5 E Hoʻokau i ka Mea Pono i loko– Hoʻokahe iā ia ma Hulu a me ka kanopy. E hoʻolimalima iā Amazon, Vudu, Redbox, a me Flix Fling

Ua kuhikuhi ʻo Tomas Alfredson i kahi hoʻololi ʻokoʻa o ka moʻolelo a John Ajvide Lindqvist e pili ana i kahi keikikāne, hoʻoweliweli ʻia e kāna mau hoa papa, ka mea i ʻike i ka hōʻoluʻolu a me ka pilina me kahi keiki vampire. He hana kamahaʻo kā ka luna hoʻokele i ka hopu ʻana i ka palapala a ka mea kākau i hoʻoponopono ai iā ia iho, a ʻo nā mea hana keaka ʻōpio akamai e hoʻokani nei i ke alakaʻi he mea kūʻokoʻa maoli. E ʻoluʻolu, e ʻoluʻolu, e ʻoluʻolu, e nānā i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ʻaʻole ka hana hou ʻAmelika!

#6 Po Makaʻu- Hoʻolimalima iā ia ma Amazon, Vudu, a me Redbox

E like me ka hoʻomoana a me ka leʻaleʻa e like me ka weliweli, Po Makaʻu ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni āu e nānā ai inā makemake ʻoe e leʻaleʻa. Hoʻokani ʻo William Ragsdale iā Charley Brewster, he ʻōpio hopohopo i manaʻoʻiʻo he vampire kona hoalauna ʻē aʻe (Chris Sarandon). I ka lilo ʻana o Charley i manaʻoʻiʻo, ua noi ʻo ia i ke kōkua o kahi mea hoʻokipa TV weliweli i ka pō (Roddy McDowell) e kōkua iā ia e lanakila i ka mea ola ma mua o ka nalowale ʻana i nā mea āpau āna i aloha ai.

#7 Ke Keikikāne Nalowale- E hoʻokahe iā ia ma Netflix. E hoʻolimalima iā Amazon, Apple TV+, Vudu, a me Redbox

E hele mai no nā vampires, e noho no ke kanaka sax sexy. Ua alakaʻi ʻo Jason Patric lāua ʻo Kiefer Sutherland i kahi kiʻi hoihoi i ka makahiki 1987 ma Joel Schumacher's. Ke Keikikāne Nalowale e kālele ana i ka makuahine hoʻokahi a me kāna mau keiki kāne ʻelua e neʻe ana i kahi kūlanakauhale liʻiliʻi o Kaleponi no kahi hoʻomaka hou. I ka wā e huki ai ke kaikuaʻana ʻōpio i ka manaʻo o kahi hui o nā vampires, pono ka ʻohana e hakakā no ko lākou ola e noho pū. ʻAʻohe kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe e like me ia. Me he meaʻai hoʻoluʻolu koko. ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke lawa.

#8 ʻO ka wahine a Jakob- E hoʻokahe iā ia ma Shudder a me Spectrum TV. E hoʻolimalima iā Amazon, Vudu, Redbox, a me Apple TV+

Ua hana ʻo Barbara Crampton lāua ʻo Bonnie Aarons i ke koko koko i loko o kēia moʻolelo o ka wahine a ke kuhina ʻoluʻolu e ala ana me ka make wai ʻole ma hope o ka holo ʻana me kahi vampire. ʻO ke koko a me ka hilarious, pono ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni i nā mahalo a pau i waiho ʻia ma kona mau wāwae. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike, he aha kāu e kali nei?!

#9 Nīnauele me ka Vampire- E hoʻokahe iā ia ma Netflix. E hoʻolimalima iā Amazon, Apple TV+, Vudu, a me Redbox

E kāhea mai iaʻu he manaʻo, a ʻo wau paha, akā he wahi maoli kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i loko o koʻu puʻuwai e ʻehaʻeha mai ka hala ʻana o Anne Rice i ka mahina i hala. ʻO ka moʻolelo o Louis, Lestat, Claudia, a me Armand, he moʻolelo maikaʻi ia i haʻi nani ʻia e ke alakaʻi ʻo Neil Jordan, a he hōʻike maoli nō ia i nā puke a Rice. ʻO ia kekahi o ia mau kiʻiʻoniʻoni hiki iaʻu ke nānā pinepine. E hāʻawi mai iaʻu i kahi vampire ʻano ʻino, ʻano ambiguous i kēlā me kēia lā o ka pule, a aia wau ma laila.

#10 ʻO Drramula ʻo Bram Stoker- E hoʻokahe iā ia ma Netflix. E hoʻolimalima iā ia ma Amazon, Vudu, a me Redbox

ʻO ka hoʻololi ʻana o Francis Ford Coppola i ka moʻolelo kahiko a Stoker he moʻolelo nani, decadent, kahe i ke koko me kahi kiʻi e hoʻonui ai i ka moʻolelo. Huli ʻo Gary Oldman i kahi hana maikaʻi ma ke ʻano he vampire poʻokela me Anthony Hopkins a me Winona Ryder. ʻO kēia kekahi o nā mea āu e hoʻohuli ai i nā kukui i lalo a hoʻopili i kāu SO e nānā i ka pō.

Bonus: Kū i ka pouli

Hoʻokomo wau i kēia ma ka papa inoa no ka mea manaʻo wau ʻo ia kekahi o nā kiʻi vampire nui loa i hana ʻia. He mea kaumaha, ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke loaʻa iaʻu e kahe ana ma nā wahi ʻē aʻe! Ua alakaʻi ʻia e Kathryn Bigelow a me Lance Henriksen, ʻo Bill Paxton, Jenette Goldstein, a me Adrian Pasdar, Kū i ka pouli ua lilo i mea hoʻomana kiʻekiʻe loa no nā kumu maikaʻi loa. He mea ʻokoʻa ia i kekahi mea a mākou i ʻike ai i ka wā i hoʻokuʻu mua ʻia ai i ka makahiki 1987, a ke waiho nei ia i kahi komo kūʻokoʻa i ka ʻano vampire a hiki i kēia lā.