ʻAʻole au i aʻo ʻia i ka 'Stranger Danger' i koʻu wā kamaliʻi. Ma hope o nā makahiki mua o ka hānai ʻana i kahi keiki ʻino loa, ua ʻike koʻu mau mākua i kahi ʻano "que sera, sera" e pili ana i koʻu olakino a palekana. ʻAʻole au i ʻike i ke ʻano o ka weliweli maoli a hiki i koʻu hoʻolauna ʻia ʻana i nā monsters kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ʻokoʻa ʻē aʻe ma mua o nā kooks Scooby-Doo i hoʻopaʻa mau ʻia.

ʻIke wau, ʻike wau. Makaʻu ka poʻe no ka mea maoli lākou. Akā noʻu, a maopopo iaʻu he nui nā mea hoʻoweliweli ʻē aʻe ma waho, ʻo nā hōkū weliweli loa ka mea ʻike ʻole ʻia, ʻike ʻole ʻia. nā mea. ʻO nā mea i loaʻa ʻole a ʻaʻole loa e lilo i kanaka. ʻO kēia papa inoa no ka poʻe ʻoliʻoli a me ka manaʻolana i kā mākou mau hiʻohiʻona, a ʻike maopopo i kaʻu ʻōlelo i kaʻu ʻōlelo ʻana e nānā au ma lalo o koʻu wahi moe i kēlā me kēia pō e pule ana i ka walaʻau aʻu i lohe ai he pepehi koʻi wale nō a ʻelua wale nō mau maka e nānā ana. hoʻi mai iaʻu.

E nānā kākou i kekahi o nā mea pepehi i ka wā kamaliʻi.

It

 

He koho maopopo ʻo Pennywise i ka wā e kamaʻilio ai e pili ana i ka luku ʻana i ka wā kamaliʻi, he aha me kāna koho nui o ka mea i pepehi ʻia he mau keiki a me nā mea āpau. He mea weliweli nā Clowns iā lākou iho, akā ʻaʻole ʻo Pennywise he clown maʻamau. ʻIke ʻo ia i ka mea āu e makaʻu nui ai, a ʻoliʻoli ʻo ia i kēlā me nā ala weliweli loa. Ke hele nei ka kiʻiʻoniʻoni a i ʻole puke (e koho i kāu ʻano) i loko o ka pupule weliweli, ʻaʻohe oʻu manaʻo i kāhāhā kekahi i ka lawe ʻana o Stan i kona ola ponoʻī ma mua o ke alo hou ʻana iā Pennywise the Clown/Bob Gray/Eater of Worlds–It.

The Kiakahi ke Aloha

 

ʻOiaʻiʻo kahi e makemake ai ʻoe e hoʻopaʻa iā ʻoe iho i loko o kou hale no hoʻokahi mau makahiki a ʻelua paha. ʻO ka hiki ʻana o ka Thing ke hoʻopiʻi he mea weliweli ia e ʻōlelo ai, a ʻo ka manaʻo o ka hiki ʻole ke hilinaʻi i ka mea ʻaʻole e pāʻani i ke apo pepeiao a i ʻole ke hōʻike pono ʻana i kā lākou hoʻopiha e hoʻoluhi iaʻu. Eia hou, ʻaʻole ia e like me ka wikiwiki a me ka maikaʻi o ka pepehi ʻana i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni! Nui ka nui o ke koko a me ka ʻeha a me ke ahi a me ka pōʻeleʻele 'no ka mea aia lākou ma Antarctica a ʻo ke kamaʻilio wale ʻana no The Thing e piʻi kiʻekiʻe koʻu puʻuwai a mākaukau wau e neʻe i kēia manawa.

Gremlins

 

"Akā, ʻaʻole ia he kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli!" Hiki iaʻu ke lohe i nā paʻi huhū o kou mau manamana lima e paʻi ana i ka hoʻopiʻi maopopo loa i kēia koho. ʻAe, hoʻokaʻawale ʻo IMDB i kēia me he mea weliweli, a ua lawa kēlā iaʻu, no ka mea a hiki i kēia lā, ʻO Gremlins wale nō ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke nānā. ʻO ka noʻonoʻo wale ʻana i ka hoʻohui ʻana i kahi kiʻi i kēia mea e hōʻeha iaʻu i ke kino. Aia kekahi mea hewa ʻole e pili ana i kēlā mau mea freakin 'aʻole maopopo iaʻu pehea ka dumbass Billy i nānā iā Gizmo a ʻaʻole i hoʻolei iā ia i loko o ke kapuahi. ʻAe, pololei kēlā. ʻAʻole au i ʻike i kekahi mea e pili ana iā Gizmo nani a ʻoluʻolu, a ʻo ka hiki ʻole o kēlā me kēia ʻano ke ʻike i ka mea i ʻike pono ʻia e Hell i kēia mau mea mai ka hele ʻana e manaʻo wau e pepehi ʻia ka pahu holoʻokoʻa. No ka mea, pēlā ke aʻo ʻana o nā kānaka.

Pazuzu

ʻAʻohe hemahema o nā daimonio e koho mai, akā ua manaʻo wau ʻo ka daimonio i hoʻomaka ai ʻo ia ka mea maikaʻi loa. No kekahi kumu, ua hālāwai au ma mua o ka hapa nui o nā mea hoʻoweliweli i haʻi iā 'The Exorcist' i kā lākou kiʻiʻoniʻoni weliweli mua loa. Lax makua, ke haʻi aku nei au iā ʻoe. Ma waho aʻe o ke ʻano kiʻiʻoniʻoni koʻikoʻi- a me ka studio-wise, ʻo ka daimonio mai 'The Exorcist' kekahi o nā daimonio ikaika loa aʻu i ʻike ai. ʻO ka hiʻohiʻona o ke alapiʻi mai 'Annabelle' he nui mākou ma ka ʻaoʻao o ko mākou noho, a ʻo kēlā lele weliweli i loko o 'Insidious' me ka maka daimonio i hoʻāla ʻia mai nā wahi a puni o ka hale keaka, akā he aha nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe āu i ʻike ai i kahi keiki i loaʻa. nā mea a Regan i hana ai? ʻO ka kānana ʻana me ke keʻa a laila hoʻolei i ka maka o kona makuahine i loko o ke koko…. ʻo ia ka paʻakikī, ʻoi loa no kahi kiʻiʻoniʻoni mai 1973.

ʻO Cujo

ʻAʻole au i ʻike i koʻu manaʻo i koʻu noho ʻana i lalo a nānā i kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni. Aloha au i nā ʻīlio! Aloha ʻīlio, inaina i ka poʻe, pono paha kēia ma luna o koʻu ala. Akā wow… ʻo Cujo paha a Nānā weliweli? ʻO koʻu manaʻo, e hoʻokomo iā ʻoe iho i loko o nā kāmaʻa o Donna a hiki koke ʻoe ke alo i ka hoaaloha maikaʻi loa o ke kanaka me ka launa ʻole, a he mea huikau ia. Ua like ia me ka ʻai ʻana i ka hau kalima nui āu e hoʻolei ai, a penei ʻoe, “e ke kanaka, e kali i kekona. ʻAʻole pono ka hau kalima e hana pēlā.”

ā

Inā loaʻa iā ʻoe kahi makaʻu maoli (a maikaʻi loa, mahalo nui) i ka manō a i ʻole, he keiki makaʻu ʻo Jaws! ʻAʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hōʻole i ka hopena ikaika o kēia kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka poʻe hoʻolohe. Me ka ʻoi aku o 67 miliona ʻAmelika e ʻike ana i ka 'Jaws' i ke kauwela i hoʻokuʻu ʻia, ua pili ka blockbuster mua a hiki i 43% o ka poe nana me ka makau loihi i ke kai. Inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hele i ka ʻauʻau me ka lohe ʻole ʻana i ke kiʻi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e pāʻani ana i kou poʻo, mahalo; he kanaka ʻaʻole ʻoe i ʻike i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni.

ʻO Blob

Pono wau e hoʻolei i kēia ma laila-Ua loaʻa iaʻu nā pilikia me ka bubblegum no ka manawa lōʻihi ma hope o ka ʻike ʻana i kēia. ʻIke wau ʻaʻole ʻo The Blob ka bubblegum, ʻike wau ʻaʻole hiki ke huli aʻe ka bubblegum a nahu iaʻu… akā he kamaliʻi wau, ʻe?

malihini

He mea leʻaleʻa mau, a he poʻo inoa mau e puka mai i ka wā e kūkākūkā ai ka poʻe i kā lākou kiʻiʻoniʻoni ʻōpio ʻoi loa traumatic. ʻAʻole wau e ʻōlelo ʻaʻole maikaʻi, ʻōlelo wau ʻo ia so ʻOi aku ka maikaʻi ʻo ka hopena lōʻihi o kēlā hiʻohiʻona umauma-burster ke kumu ʻaʻole aʻu keiki. E ulu ana anei ka parasite i loko oʻu a lilo i mea nui loa a puka i waho? ʻAʻole mahalo; Ua ʻike au i ka mea i loaʻa iā Kane.

ʻAʻole kēia papa inoa i nā mea a pau (he hoʻokahi kaʻu manaʻo hilahila no 'Leprechaun,' akā ke manaʻo nei au ma hope o ka hana ʻana o 'Gremlins' i ka papa inoa ua emi koke koʻu hilinaʻi), akā ʻo kēia nā monsters i hoʻokomo iaʻu i ka hana e nānā ana i koʻu lumi lumi i kēlā me kēia pō ma mua o koʻu moe ʻana. Manaʻo wau, no kou pono, e hana like ʻoe i kēia pō.