Ma mua o nā mea āpau, ʻO Adam Green's Ke ʻeli nei i ka momona (ma muli o ka noʻeau na Alex Pardee) leʻaleʻa. Hoʻopiʻi nui hou aku ia i nā mea pā o ke ʻano ma mua o ka lehulehu, a maopopo kēia mai ka hoʻomaka ke ʻike mākou i nā hiʻohiʻona mai nā ʻano helehelena like ʻole (e pāʻani ana iā lākou iho). Hoʻopili kēia i ka hopena ʻo Oderus Urungus (Dave Brockie) mai Gwar, ʻo Loma Kaufman a Troma, a ʻo Toxie, ʻo Tony Todd, ʻo Don Coscarelli, a ʻo Steve Barton ʻo Dread Central. Hōʻike ʻia kekahi mau helehelena leʻaleʻa ma hope.

Hōʻike ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ke kaila mockumentary, a me nā hiʻohiʻona Green (ʻike ʻia no nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me Hatekeke, kāna hopena a paʻahau a me ka pūʻulu Fearnet ʻO Holliston) a me ka cinematographer ʻo Will Barratt e like me lākou iho i ko lākou hele ʻana e hana i kahi palapala e pili ana i kahi kāne i kapa ʻia ʻo William Dekker, nāna i ʻōlelo ua loaʻa iā ia nā moʻo e noho ana i lalo o ka honua. ʻO ia no ka maoli, piha ʻo ia i ka shit, a pupule paha ia? ʻO kēia nā nīnau a nā mea ʻoniʻoni e ʻimi nei i nā pane ma loko o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

Pāʻani ka hapa nui o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me mākou e nānā nei i kahi palapala e pili ana iā Green iho. Noho mākou i ka manawa ma kona hale a ma kāna wahi hana, a hāhai pū mākou iā ia i kahi ʻaha kūkā weliweli. ʻIke mākou i ka nui o nā kiʻi e pili ana i kāna hana i hala (kahi pēpē ʻo Victor Crowley, paʻahau nā pālule, ʻo Kane Hodder). Ke ʻike nei mākou iā ʻAdamu e like me kā mākou e aʻo nei e pili ana i nā moʻo nui a me ka momona.

Ah ʻae, ʻo ka momona. ʻO ia ka inoa ʻo Dekker (hoʻokani maikaʻi ʻia e Ray Wise) i hāʻawi ʻia i kahi lua i ka lepo ma ka lihi o kahi ilina, kahi e lilo ai i puka i kahi kūlanakauhale nui o ka honua (a i ʻole metropolises paha) kahi e noho ai nā "monster". Inā kū ka huaʻōlelo “Midiana” i kou manaʻo, ʻaʻole wale ʻoe.

ʻO Dekker (hmm, kēlā inoa leo maoli kama'āina) ua lilo i loea i kēia mau moʻo i nā makahiki he nui, a he nui nā mea noʻeau e hōʻike ai iā Green, akā liʻiliʻi i ke ala o nā hōʻike o ko lākou ola ʻana, no laila ua koi ʻia kēlā me kēia e noʻonoʻo pehea ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o nā kiʻi āpau. ʻOiai ʻo ka hapanui o nā kiʻi o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i ka ʻoi loa, hoʻokani ʻo Green i ka hana ʻo Mulder me ke ʻano "makemake wau e manaʻoʻiʻo". Ma ke ʻano he peʻahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mōʻa mau, makemake mau ʻo ia ma laila i nā moʻo-ʻoi loa, a ke kūʻai nei ʻo ia i ka mea a Dekker e kūʻai aku nei. ʻOiai mākou e hoʻomaka e ʻike i ka mea a Dekker i koi ai no kēia mau moʻo nui, hoʻomau ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i ka ea.

ʻO Wise e like me Dekker e kūʻai maoli nei i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. ʻO kāna mau moʻo moʻoʻōlelo a me nā wehewehe ʻana e aneane like me ka weliweli e like me nā mea a mākou e ʻike maoli. Ma ke ʻano he nui ʻO Robocop kānana, ua makemake mau wau iā ia, akā eia ʻo ia e ʻōlinolino nei e like me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻē aʻe aʻu i ʻike ai iā ia. Kūpono ʻo ia no kēia kūlana, a he mea kōkua maikaʻi loa i ka Green makemake ʻia e kau nei no ka hapanui o ka manawa.

Inā ʻoe e kali ana i kahi manawa o ka nānā ʻana o kahi monster, hoʻohoka paha ʻoe, akā i koʻu manaʻo, mālama pono ʻia ia. Eia kekahi, inā ʻoe e makemake ana i kahi gorefest, makemake paha ʻoe e nānā i kahi ʻē. ʻAʻole kēlā ka mea e pili ana kēia. Inā hauʻoli ʻoe i ka waiho ʻana i kahi o kāu noʻonoʻo i ka paʻa a leʻaleʻa wale i ka ʻimi ʻana i nā moʻo me Green a me ka hoa, manaʻo wau e hauʻoli ʻoe i ka holo.

Ke ʻeli nei i ka momona manaʻo kokoke i ke kani i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me ʻO ka manaʻo noʻonoʻo nai o Hatekeke or paʻahau. ʻO ia, ma hope o nā mea āpau, kahi pseudo-documentary. ʻOiai kahi o koʻu lolo e hoʻomau nei e haʻi iaʻu ua luhi wau i nā ʻano ʻoniʻoni ʻano he nui e hoʻohana ana i ka mockumentary a i ʻole loaʻa nā kiʻi kiʻi, ʻo ka ʻāpana kūpono o koʻu lolo e hoʻomanaʻo iaʻu he nui nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maikaʻi e lawe i kēia mau ʻano, a haʻi kēlā ʻāpana ʻē aʻe o koʻu lolo e hāmau wale. ʻAʻole au i manaʻo e noho paʻa loa ka ʻāpana mua, akā ʻoiai ke makemake nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni Ke ʻeli nei i ka momona, a i ka makahiki i hala Ka Ahaaina a ka Ahaaina a Hoʻopilikia ʻia e hoʻomau i ka leʻaleʻa a me / a i ʻole hoʻopilikia paha, hauʻoli wau i ka hoʻomau ʻana i ka patronizing o ka sub-genre.

ʻAʻole hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo ua ʻike wau i ka mea ʻoniʻoni ke weliweli loa i loko o ʻelua mau makahiki e like me ka ʻōlelo i loko o ka trailer (ʻoiai paha wau i nānā Kanal ma mua o kēia pule), akā e like me kaʻu i ʻōlelo ai i ka hoʻomaka, leʻaleʻa wale ia. E nānā ia ke loaʻa iā ʻoe ka manawa kūpono.

Ke ʻeli nei i ka momona ma Blu-ray loaʻa no ke kauoha mua mai Amazon.

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