Nānā Willow Creek

No ka maʻi a me ka luhi paha ʻoe o kekahi ʻano o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻole pili kēlā nele i ka hoihoi ke hana ʻia kēlā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kekahi o kāu mau mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. A ʻo ia ke kumu i hauʻoli nui wau i ka hoʻolohe ʻana i kēlā mea hoʻohenehene ʻo Bobcat Goldthwait (Pāpā ʻoi loa o ka Honua, O Ke Aniani Amerika) e hana nei i kahi kiʻi paʻi kiʻi i loaʻa, ʻoiai ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo ke manaʻo nui nei wau ua hiki i ka manawa no ka sub-genre i kuʻi ʻia i ka make e kolo ai i loko o ka ululāʻau i hele mai ai.

Hoʻokuʻu ʻia i nā hale kiʻiʻoniʻoni liʻiliʻi a ma nā hale kūʻai VOD, Kahawai ʻo Willow ua hoʻoulu ʻia e ka moʻolelo ola maoli o Roger Patterson lāua ʻo Bob Gimlin, ka mea i paʻi kiʻi ʻia i ka kiʻi nui a kaulana loa o nā kiʻi Bigfoot o ka honua i ka makahiki 1967.

I ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ua huakaʻi ka poʻe ʻōpio ʻo Jim lāua ʻo Kelly i ke kahawai like ma Kaleponi kahi i kī ʻia ai ka wikiō, me Jim i maopopo ai e ʻike ʻo ia i kā Patterson lāua ʻo Gimlin i palapala ai. ʻO Kelly, ma ka ʻaoʻao ʻē, aia wale nō ia no ka holo, ke kākoʻo ʻana i kāna ipo kāne akā ʻaʻole naʻe i ka manaʻoʻiʻo aia kekahi mea ʻē ma waho o ka ulu lāʻau.

Ma kahi o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kiʻi i ʻike ʻia - a me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli loa, wā - falter i ko lākou nele i nā mea hoihoi, kahi e hana maʻamau ai i kahi alakaʻi luʻuluʻu i ka weliweli āu e ʻike ai ma ke kihi. I ka hihia o Kahawai ʻo Willow, akā naʻe, ʻo nā kiʻi ka lole ikaika loa o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, me Jim lāua ʻo Kelly i kākau ʻia a hoʻokani ʻia e like me ke aloha nui ʻia, me ka manaʻo hilinaʻi holoʻokoʻa. ʻO ka mea nui paha o nā mea a pau, ʻo ia ke kumu i hoʻokuʻu ʻole ai nā mea ʻelua i ka pahupaʻikiʻi, a no laila ʻaʻole i manaʻo ʻia ke ʻano kiʻi kiʻi i ʻike ʻia he gimmick paʻa.

Ma mua o ka hele ʻana o ka poʻe ipo aloha i loko o ka ululāʻau, a hālāwai me kekahi mea ma waho o ka maʻamau, hoʻolilo lākou i kahi ʻāpana maikaʻi o ka wā holo o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e kākau wale nei i nā wahi mākaʻikaʻi Bigfoot-kaumaha i ʻike ʻia e lākou, e like me kahi motel me ka manaʻo nui o Bigfoot, kahi hui burger me nā kumuhana Bigfoot a, maikaʻi, nā mea ʻē aʻe a Bigfoot-themed e hiki ai iā ʻoe ke noʻonoʻo. Kamaʻilio lākou me nā kamaʻāina a me nā mea makemake / poʻe akamai o Bigfoot, ʻai i nā burger Bigfoot - he mea ʻono ia, ʻoiai he mea ʻai wau - a e leʻaleʻa i nā kiʻi kiʻi like ʻole o ka holoholona kaʻao i kēlā wahi. ʻOiai ʻaʻole nui ka mea e hana nei, ʻo ka hapa mua o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni akā hoʻokipa loa ia, me kā Goldthwait pāhenehene i ʻike nui ʻia.

Minamina, e like me kaʻu i makaʻu ai, ʻaʻole hiki i kahi mea paʻi kiʻi loea a me ke kumu maoli e like me Goldthwait ke pale aku i nā ʻāpana hope loa o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mai ke poʻo ʻana i ka ʻāina ʻo Footage 101, ʻoiai ʻo Jim lāua ʻo Kelly i ʻike iā lāua iho nā hōkū ʻike ʻole o. ʻO ka hana ʻo Blair Witch kikeke # 524. Ma nā ʻano he nui, Kahawai ʻo Willow aneane manaʻo ma lalo o Goldthwait, kahi mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi aku ka maikaʻi ma mua o ke kope ʻana i ka hana a haʻi. Hele mai ka flick Bigfoot a ke comedian e like me kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻoi loa a hiki i kēia lā, kahi patchwork o nā komo ʻē aʻe i ka sub-genre i manawaleʻa a manaʻo ʻia he kamaʻāina loa.

ʻLelo ʻia naʻe Kahawai ʻo Willow ʻO ka hope he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maʻamau, akā naʻe, he kiʻi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maʻamau i hana maikaʻi ʻia, i hoʻohālikelike ʻia me ka hapa nui. ʻO ka mea koʻikoʻi o ka hapa ʻelua, a ʻo ka hiʻohiʻona mua loa o ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa, he kokoke i 20 mau minuke ka lōʻihi i pana ʻia i hoʻokahi kiʻi hoʻokahi, ʻo ia ke kumu kūʻai o ke komo wale ʻana. Ke hāʻule ka pō, ʻike ʻo Jim lāua ʻo Kelly iā lāua iho i hoʻopaʻa ʻia i loko o ko lāua hale lole me kekahi, a i ʻole kekahi mea, e holoholo ana i waho, a ua kākau ʻia ka ʻeha holoʻokoʻa i ka manawa maoli, e hana ana i kahi hiʻohiʻona maikaʻi loa me ke ʻano haʻalulu.

ʻO ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni holoʻokoʻa he hoʻomaʻamaʻa i ke ʻano 'emi ka nui' e pili ana i ka hana kiʻiʻoniʻoni a ʻo ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni lōʻihi he laʻana maikaʻi loa ia o ke kumu e ʻoi aku ka weliweli o nā kiʻiʻoniʻoni ke waiho ʻia nā mea i ko mākou noʻonoʻo. ʻO ka hoʻohana ʻana o Goldthwait i nā leo hoʻohaʻahaʻa e hoʻohaʻahaʻa iā mākou he ʻoiaʻiʻo maoli nō ia, a ʻaʻohe kānalua e iho ka hiʻohiʻona ma ke ʻano he mea poina ʻole o nā makana weliweli o 2014. ʻAe, maikaʻi ʻo Bobcat i ka hoʻoweliweli ʻana iā mākou e like me kāna ʻakaʻaka iā mākou… ʻo wai ka mea ʻike?!

Akā hou, hoʻokani ʻo Goldthwait i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni loa palekana, a ʻo ia ka hāʻule. ʻAʻole ia he maikaʻi ʻole ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, a ʻaʻole no ka hiki ʻole i ka mea hoʻomākeʻaka ke hāʻawi i nā haʻalulu a me nā haʻalulu. He mea maʻalahi wale nō ia Kahawai ʻo Willow no ka mamao loa i loko o ka pahu, no ka mea, ua like ia me ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni mua a Goldthwait no ka hoʻolimalima, ma mua o kekahi o nā papahana pilikino hohonu a mākou i ʻike ai iā ia i ka wā ma mua. ʻAʻole ʻo ia ka hihia, no ka mea, ua kākau pū ʻo ia i ke kiʻiʻoniʻoni, akā ʻoiaʻiʻo nō ia.

ʻOiai ʻoiaʻiʻo he kiʻi kiʻi maikaʻi loa i loaʻa ʻo Bigfoot flick, Kahawai ʻo Willow aia ma ka hopena o ka lā kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni maʻamau mai kahi mea hana kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻole nui ʻole, a no ia kumu ʻaʻole hiki iaʻu ke kapa inoa iā ia me he mea lā akā he hoʻohoka. Inā ʻaʻole ʻoe luhi i ke ʻano sub-type, aia ka ʻoliʻoli e loaʻa ai ma aneʻi. Akā inā ʻoe no ka noʻonoʻo ua lawa lawa a ua hiki ka manawa no kahi loli, ʻaʻole ʻoe e ʻike i ka mea āu e ʻimi nei Kahawai ʻo Willow.