Kelly McNeely:  No laila ke hoʻi nei i ka ʻano weliweli ma ke ʻano laulā, ʻike wau i loko o ka puke kiʻi, ua ʻōlelo lākou e hoʻāʻo nei lākou e hoʻohui i nā mea o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni giallo 70 me ka hoihoi pū me nā mea pepehi pūkaʻina. Makemake au i ka mea āu i hana ai me ke ʻano o Kathy, ka mea e hana nei i ke ʻano o kēia ʻano o Mccamamara e nānā pono nei i ka poʻe pio, a manaʻo wau he manaʻo maikaʻi loa kēlā. He aha ka mea i huki iā ʻoe e hana i kēlā loli a he aha ka mea i huki ai iā ʻoe i ka papahana i ka nui?

ʻO Jay Baruchel: ʻAe, maikaʻi, ʻoluʻolu. Me Kathy - maikaʻi loa kēlā i ʻōlelo ai ʻoe iā Michelle McNamara, no ka mea he pā nui kaʻu wahine o kāna puke. Akā noʻu nō ʻo Ann Rule ka mea no ke kumu i aloha ʻole ai ʻo ia i ka lawehala maoli - e like me ka hipster hou e hewa nei i ka hewa maoli, ʻaʻohe manawa o kekahi no ka Rula - akā ua hana ʻo ia āpau i ka ʻano ʻumeʻume, a me kāna puke e pili ana ʻo ka mea make Green River ka mea paʻakikī loa aʻu e heluhelu ai. A paʻakikī maoli nō, no ka mea - a mahalo mahalo i kaʻu heluhelu ʻana ma ke ʻano he kāne 26 makahiki - ʻaʻole i loaʻa iaʻu ma mua o ka heluhelu ʻana i kēia hewa i hope. A i ka liʻiliʻi paha e heluhelu ana wau iā ia me ke kuleana ʻole, no ka mea ʻo kāna mea āpau no kēlā me kēia mokuna 10 e pili ana i kahi mea i hōʻeha ʻia, aia kekahi mokuna e pili ana paha i ka mea pepehi kanaka, a ʻo kēlā me kēia mokuna kahi moʻolelo pilikino e pau me kēia kaikamahine ʻilihune e luku ʻia e kēia kāne. . A no laila heluhelu ʻoe i kēia mau bios āpau i kēia puke i hiki i nā hopena hopena like. A ʻo kēia epiphany nui naʻu ma ke ʻano he mea aloha kalaima maoli mai koʻu wā ʻōpio. 

A ua haki kēlā mea ʻino i loko o kēia mea ʻē aʻe a Stephen King i kuhikuhi ai i kāna hana ʻana i kolamu ma Fangoria e pili ana i ka nui o nā mea ke kiʻi slasher kiʻiʻoniʻoni akā ʻaʻole makaʻu lākou. A ʻano ʻino lākou. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo ia, inā hiki iā ʻoe ke inoa a me ke aloha nui me Jason a ke aʻa nei ʻoe nona e pepehi i kēlā mau keiki, ʻaʻole lākou ka mea o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. E pili ana iā ia. A laila he aha kēlā ʻike ma ke ʻano he lālā hālāwai. A ʻo kēlā mau phenomena ʻelua, ʻano like lāua.

Manaʻo wau ke hana nei lākou i ka hana a ke kāne i hana ai i kūʻē i ka mea i kaumaha ʻia e ka poʻe. A ʻaʻole wau i makemake i kēlā i loko oʻu, ʻike ʻoe? A me ke aloha naʻe, ua hiki mai kēlā ʻike iaʻu i kahi manawa Nā hana kolohe ʻole ʻAʻole hiki ke hana ʻia, a mahalo mahalo, no ka mea, ua kākau mākou i ka papa mua o ka hana e like me, ʻewalu, ʻeiwa mau makahiki i hala. A ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā mākou kahi nui o kēia shit, a ʻo mākou - ʻo Jesse [Chabot] a me wau - ʻaʻole i lawa a ʻike i kekahi o kēia shit.

ʻAʻole wau e hoʻāʻo nei e ʻōlelo i kā mākou kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like, ʻike ʻoe, Stalker or Solaris a i ʻole kekahi mea, akā ke ʻōlelo nei wau ua kākau mua mākou i kahi ihu nani, ka mea āu e manaʻo ai e like me ka flasher slasher flick i pāʻani like. Ua mālama mākou i ke ala e mālama ai i kahi hanana hakakā i kahi kiʻi Bond, a ʻo kēia pahuhopu pehea mākou e pupule ai, ʻeā? He ala maʻalahi hea ia e hele ai i laila, no ka mea inā ʻaʻole ʻoe e hilinaʻi i nā ʻano o ke kūpikipiki ʻana o ka naʻau - akā kūleʻa mākou - ʻoiai ʻaʻole ʻoe e manaʻoʻiʻo i kēlā mea, makaʻu ʻole ka gore kūwaho. Ke kū ka ʻehu arterial spray fucking decapitation a hiki i kahi e kiʻekiʻe ai ʻelima i ke kanaka e pili ana iā ʻoe, ke kuhi nei ʻoe, akā ʻaʻole ka makaʻu kahi mea āu e manaʻo nei.

A no laila ua like mākou, ʻaʻohe mea, makemake mākou e hana i kahi mea weliweli maoli, no ka mea inā holo ʻole kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i nā mea āpau āpau, e kūleʻa ia i ka makaʻu. A he aha ka mea makaʻu ma mua o ka nānā ʻana iā ʻoe iho a hoʻohoka ʻia me kēia kanaka āu e lilo nei? [ʻakaʻaka] ʻIke ʻoe, he shit maoli kēlā, e ke kāne. Akā ʻaʻole mākou makemake e hana ʻoi loa a haʻi aku i kekahi e like me "mai nānā i ka hoʻowalewale Hele ʻo Jason i Kehena", Hana i nā mea āpau āu e makemake ai e makaʻala wale i kāu mea e kau nei. 

Eia kekahi, me ka mea e pono ai ka poʻe - i ke kēkelē hea no ka hoʻopaʻapaʻa - akā ʻo nā kānaka ke kuleana no ka mea a lākou e waiho ai i loko o ka honua ʻino. I kēia manawa, i ke kēkelē hea, hoihoi wau i ke kūkākūkā a me ka ʻike ʻana a me ka hoʻāʻo ʻana a me ka hoʻāʻo ʻana e maopopo, akā no ka hoʻohālike he kuleana ʻole kāu no ka horseshit, manaʻo wau. A ʻo ia kahi mea a ka hapa nui o nā mea pena kiʻi palaualelo i hūnā ai ma hope ʻo “maikaʻi ʻaʻole, ʻeā, hiki iaʻu ke ʻōlelo i nā mea aʻu e makemake ai”. ʻĀ, ʻae, hiki iā ʻoe, akā he aha ka huina o kēia? He aha ka hopena o ka ulu ʻana i ka honua? He aha kāu e hoʻohui nei, he aha kāu e lawe nei? He aha kāu e hoʻomau nei?

No laila ke hana nei mākou i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni - e like me nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni he hana mana kolohe - ua make ʻekolu mau make weliweli ma mua o ka lilo ʻana i kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. A i kēlā me kēia manawa naʻe, kēlā me kēia make weliweli, ʻaʻole mākou i māʻona i ka palapala e like me ia. Ua like mākou, a, he manawa kūpono kēia e hoʻomaikaʻi ai. ʻAʻohe o kā mākou fuckin akā ʻo ka manawa i kēia manawa, no laila hiki iā mākou ke hoʻomaʻamaʻa maikaʻi no ka mea pehea ka maikaʻi o ka hana ʻana a he palapala ia a mākou i kākau ai i 10 mau makahiki i hala aku nei ʻaʻole mākou i ʻae pū me. a ua loaʻa ka lepo. No laila mālama wale mākou iā ia e like me kā mākou thesis no ka mea ʻaʻohe a mākou koho maikaʻi. ʻAʻole mākou e wili i kā mākou manamana nui. A no laila inā ʻaʻole i hana ʻia ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻaʻohe mea nāna e hāʻawi kālā iā mākou e hana, ʻo ka mea liʻiliʻi loa e hiki iā mākou ke hoʻāʻo e hoʻomau i ka noʻonoʻo. A no laila, ʻo ia ka hopena o ke ʻano ʻo ia.

Kelly McNeely: ʻO ka mea kolohe āu, ua ʻike ʻia ʻo ia i kahi manawa pōkole akā haʻalele ʻo ia i kahi manaʻo ikaika; kupaianaha kēlā mea hana keaka i kēlā kūlana. Pehea ʻoe e hoʻolei ai i ka mea pepehi?

ʻO Jay Baruchel: ʻAe, me ka paʻakikī nui. Ua kīloi mākou iā ia i ʻekolu mau lā ma mua o ka hoʻomaka ʻana o ke kī ʻana, me he mea lā koʻikoʻi ia, no ka mea, ua loaʻa kēia mau mea kupaianaha iaʻu, akā he mea nui i loko o kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli, ʻo ia hoʻi kēia ʻano kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ka mea pepehi. A he ʻelua mau makana like ʻole i hāʻawi ʻia i ʻelua mau mea like ʻole e like me, nā mea maopopo, nā mea i ka hola 11, i hoʻopaʻa ʻia. Ua hana ʻia kēlā hana i ʻelua mau manawa.

A ʻo ka manawa wale nō, ʻelima mau lā hoʻomākaukau o mākou i kēia manawa mai ka hele ʻana i kiʻi a like mākou, maikaʻi, pono mākou e hoʻomaka i ka hoʻolālā ʻana no kahi hanana i loaʻa ʻole ai kā mākou mea pepehi kanaka i ka lā mua o ke kī ʻana. ʻAe, maikaʻi, maikaʻi kēlā. Aia ʻo ia i kahi pale maka, no laila hiki iā mākou ke hoʻolimalima i kahi pālua pālua a kiʻi i ka pālua i laila, no ka mea ʻaʻole mākou e ʻike i kona alo no nā manawa mua. No laila, maikaʻi, hoʻolimalima mākou i kahi stunt a laila a laila hoʻolimalima i kahi mea hana keaka e hoʻohālikelike i ka stunt? ʻĀ, ʻo kēlā ʻano hoki i hope, ʻeā? ʻAno huhū wale mākou.

A laila ma ka Pōʻakolu a i ʻole ka Pōʻahā o kēlā pule, ua ʻōlelo wau i kaʻu luna hoʻomalu ʻo Blair [Johannes], ua ʻōlelo wau no kāu poʻe kāne āpau, nā kāne āu e hele ai, ʻo wai ka mea ʻoi loa me ke kamaʻilio? ʻO wai ka mea hana keaka ʻoi loa? A inā hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi iaʻu i kēlā mau kāne, hiki iā ʻoe ke nīnau iā lākou inā makemake lākou e heluhelu? No ka mea he kuleana koʻikoʻi kēia, no laila ʻo wai mākou e hoʻolei, ʻo ia ka hana pālua ʻana ma mua o ka mea hana keaka.

No laila ua nānā au i kēlā me kēia mea hana keaka ma ke kūlanakauhale ʻino, ʻike ʻoe, ʻo wai ʻoe e makemake ai? A like ʻo ia, ʻae, he ʻekolu kaʻu mau kāne, ua ʻeha kekahi o lākou i hiki ʻole iā ia ke hana. ʻO ke kāne ʻē aʻe, he mea nui ia nona, nui nā kamaʻilio, aia ma waho o kāna wahi hōʻoluʻolu. No laila kūpono, mahalo wau iā ia e ʻōlelo ana pēlā. A ʻo ka mea maikaʻi ʻo Simon Northwood i kau iā ia iho ma ka lipine. 

A hoʻohiki wau i ke Akua, ʻo ia ka audition ʻoi loa… wā. A ua hele wau i loko o ʻelua a ʻekolu paha mau loiloi o ka loiloi ma Toronto, he kamaʻāina pū kekahi, no laila ke ʻike nei mākou iā Montreal, Wanekoua, ʻike wau i nā mea āpau. Akā, ʻelua puni. A i ka pō Pōʻahā ma mua o ka hoʻomaka o ka hoʻomākaukau, nānā wau i kēia lipine audition. A ma ke ala, inā ʻaʻole maikaʻi ʻo ia, ua mākaukau wau e hele i kēlā pule mua me ka ʻole. E kūʻai paha wau i ka manawa, hoʻoneʻe mākou i ke kolo, ʻeā? Akā ua pepehi ʻo ia iā ia.

I kēlā me kēia manawa, ʻike ʻoe i ka hopena. ʻIke ʻoe, ʻike ʻoe i nā mea; like ʻoe, oh ʻo kēia ke kumu o kēlā mau kāne ʻelua aʻu i manaʻo ai e hana ana ʻaʻole ia, a ʻo kēia ke kumu ʻaʻohe mea - i koʻu manaʻo - i luku ʻia e like me kā lākou i make ai. ʻO kēia ke kumu i hiki ʻole ai iaʻu ke loaʻa kekahi. ʻO kēia ke kumu i loaʻa ʻole ai kēlā mau mea hana ʻē aʻe ʻelua, no ka mea, ʻo Simon ia. A i kēia manawa wale nō, ʻaʻole pono wau e loaʻa i kahi pālua, i kēia manawa ua ʻoi aku ka palekana o kēlā me kēia wahi pepehi kanaka no ka mea ua pili ʻo ia iā lākou, a e hōʻoia ʻo ia e pale ʻia kaʻu mau mea hana. No laila ke hoʻololi pālua nei ʻo ia i kēlā me kēia hanana. Ke hana nei ʻo ia i kāna mea he mea pepehi kanaka, akā aia nō ia ma ka honua e hōʻoia i ka maikaʻi o nā mea āpau, āna i hana mau ai. 

He akua ʻo ia a maopopo iā ʻoe, ʻo kekahi o nā mea aʻu e haʻaheo loa ai me kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo ia me he mea lā ua ʻike wau iā Simon Northwood, no ka mea manaʻo wau, he hana maikaʻi kēlā e like me kaʻu i ʻike ai i kekahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni i kahi manawa lōʻihi loa. Hoʻopau ʻo ia! A he kāne kēia, no kēlā me kēia hui pū ʻana o nā kumu, ʻaʻole i loaʻa iā ia ka ʻōlelo ʻana ma mua o "Freeze!" aiʻole "Pono i kēia ala, ʻama" i kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i kekahi mea e hana ai, a me ka pīpī, ua hoʻopau ʻo ia i ka loaʻa ʻana o kahi shit i hiki ʻole iaʻu ke hāpai, ʻo ia ka moeʻuhane ke hoʻolimalima ʻoe i kekahi.

Kelly McNeely: Ua hoʻololi ʻoe i nā mea, iki, mai ka puke kiʻi kiʻi a i ka hoʻomaka ʻana o nā huapalapala ma Kanada. Akā manaʻo wau he manaʻo ʻAmelika ka slasher, pololei. A no laila ke loaʻa nei kēlā manaʻo huakaʻi alanui o ka neʻe ʻana i loko o nā Aupuni, manaʻo wau ua holo pono kēlā. Makemake wau e kamaʻilio iki e pili ana i ka slashers ma ke ʻano he manaʻo ʻAmelika, a pehea ʻoe e kūkulu ai i kahi kiʻi slasher?

ʻO Jay Baruchel: Pololei ʻoe, he ʻano hana noʻeau ʻAmelika kēia. A ke manaʻo nei wau e like ia me kēlā me kēia ʻano hana pena ʻAmelika e kūleʻa nei. ʻAtpala iā ʻoe i kahi ala. Me he mea lā, hana ka whopper mai Burger King i nā mea. Aloha wau iā ia. Paʻa ia i kahi - ʻike wau i ka momona, a ʻike wau he lepo ia, a ʻike wau he kemikū ia, ʻike wau he kaulahao ia, ʻike wau i kēia mau kumu like ʻole e ʻai ʻole ai wau - akā na ke Akua e hana nei i kekahi mea i ʻole mea. ʻē aʻe [ʻakaʻaka], pā i kahi wahi ʻino, kāne.

A no laila e hoʻopaʻapaʻa wau ka hana ʻana o kēlā ʻano i nā mea like ʻole, a no nā ʻano kumu like he nui. Noʻu, manaʻo wau hoʻomaka me, pono ʻoe e hāʻawi i kahi shit e pili ana i ka poʻe e alualu ʻia, helu ʻekahi, inā ʻaʻole ia he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. A laila ke nānā nei wau i kēia kanaka e hele a puni a pepehi i ka poʻe ʻaʻole wau e hāʻawi iki, a he mea ia nona iho, akā ʻaʻole ia kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni iaʻu. No laila makemake wau e hāʻawi i kahi shit e pili ana iā lākou, makemake wau i kēlā me kēia mea maikaʻi ʻole e hana ʻia i ka poʻe e alualu ʻia nei i ka ʻāina, makemake wau e pili pono iaʻu e like me ka hiki i ke kanaka. Makemake au e haki koʻu puʻuwai. A makemake wau e ʻike i ka nui o nā sensations i kū i ka hopohopo kūpono mai kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni.

He mea liʻiliʻi loa wau no ka hōʻoluʻolu ʻole i kahi flick a hiki i ke kiko e like me "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck", makemake wau i kahi mea ʻē aʻe ma mua o ka manaʻo e like me kekahi ma koʻu puka. Makemake wau e makaʻu i ka huli ʻana, mai kahi pale aku, no ka mea manaʻo wau ma hope o kekahi. A aneane hiki ʻole. No laila makemake wau e makaʻu i ka poʻe. Makemake wau e hana i kahi mea weliweli. Manaʻo wau i ka hopena ka pane - malia paha he pane cheesy nui kēia - akā manaʻo wau ua like ka pane me ka pane pehea ʻoe e hana ai i kahi mea hoʻomākeʻaka? A i ʻole pehea ʻoe e kākau ai i kahi mele maikaʻi, manaʻo wau, he like ia me ka ʻoiaʻiʻo, e ke kāne. 

Hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻopiʻi i kā mākou kiʻi ʻoniʻoni o nā mea like ʻole, akā manaʻo wau ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke kāhea iā ia horseshit, manaʻo wau he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a maikaʻi maoli kēia a ua hele mākou i kēlā me kēia ala. A ʻo ia pū me ka hana ʻino, i loko o kā mākou mea pepehi kanaka / monster, ʻo ia pū me nā mea hoʻokūkū. Manaʻoʻiʻo wau i ka ʻano o nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli. A manaʻo wau ʻaʻole pili kekahi mea i ka hoʻokō a hoʻolako paha i kahi hana a i ʻole kekahi mea.

E ʻōlelo kekahi poʻe, no ke aha e holo pono ai nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni weliweli? Nui nā nīnauele me Wes Craven, ke koho nei e pili ana i kahi e pono ai e kipaku a i ʻole nā ​​moemoeā a i ʻole nā ​​mea āpau. He kū mau kēlā, he ʻoiaʻiʻo, maikaʻi kēlā, akā like, inā ʻaʻole hoʻokō ia, noʻonoʻo wau he mea nui lākou no ka mea aia kekahi ʻāpana nui o mākou e makaʻu a makaʻu hoʻi. I kēlā me kēia o mākou. Makaʻu mākou a makaʻu mākou, a makaʻu mākou iā mākou iho a ʻike mākou i nā mea weliweli e pili ana iā mākou. Makaʻu mākou i kekahi poʻe ʻē aʻe, ʻike mākou i ka mea weliweli e pili ana iā lākou, ʻo ka makaʻu ka wehewehe ʻana i kahi mea i ke ʻano o ke kanaka e like me ka ʻoluʻolu a me ka ʻeha. 

Manaʻo wau makemake ʻoe, hele ʻino, hele maoli, a hāʻawi i kahi shit e pili ana i ka poʻe e hana nei. A kūpono, e hoʻolohe i ka poʻe i loko o kahi kūlana hōʻoluʻolu ʻole me ke kanaka maikaʻi ʻole. Manaʻo wau he pono ʻoe - aloha a me ke aloha, ʻaʻole wau i ʻike - akā ʻike wau inā hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻomaopopo a ʻike paha i kahi ʻāpana o ʻoe, a i ʻole kekahi ʻāpana o lākou e resonate me ʻoe, ʻo ia ka ʻoi loa. ʻO ia ka mea maikaʻi loa, inā hiki iaʻu ke hoʻopili a hoʻomaopopo ... e like me kaʻu e makemake ai e hele i waho ka diabolō, akā maopopo i ke kumu e ʻohi nei kēia kahuna ... ʻO ia ka ʻoi loa. 

Kelly McNeely: Manaʻo wau he maikaʻi pū kekahi, e like me kāu e kamaʻilio nei me nā mea pepehi kanaka, lilo ia i aʻa no ka mea pepehi kanaka - lilo ka mea pepehi kanaka i koa - ʻo ia kahi mea āu e kamaʻilio ai i ka palapala. No laila manaʻo wau he mea nui loa ke kamaʻilio ʻana, e kamaʻilio ana i ka ʻoiaʻiʻo o kēia hoʻonani ʻana o ka hana ʻino i kā mākou moʻomeheu, akā i ka manawa like, e like me… aia kekahi mau hana ʻino i kā mākou moʻomeheu. Hiki iā ʻoe ke mahalo nui iā ia, hiki iā ʻoe ke ʻeli i loko, a lawelawe maoli ia i kahi mea i loko o mākou a hāwele i kahi mea a mākou e pono ai. Manaʻo wau aia kahi hohonu, hohonu e pono ai e ʻike i kēlā hakakā gladiatorial.

ʻO Jay Baruchel: ʻ, maopopo leʻa. ʻOiaʻiʻo. No ka mea ua hānau ʻia mākou i ka hana ʻino. ʻAe, he mea maikaʻi ʻole ia, a he, he mea maikaʻi ia, akā he mea wale nō kekahi!

Kelly McNeely: Aia wale nō!

ʻO Jay Baruchel: ʻAe! E like me, no ke aha e pili ai ka ʻulaʻula i ke kuko āpau? No ka ʻulaʻula o ke koko friggin. A inā ʻike ʻoe i ke koko, maopopo iā ʻoe ua hiki mai kahi mea maikaʻi ʻole. No laila i ka manawa i loaʻa ʻole iā mākou nā huaʻōlelo e haʻi aku ai no ke aha mākou makaʻu ai a ma hea mākou e hele ai inā ʻike ʻoe i ka ʻulaʻula, ʻike ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻoe ma laila. A manaʻo wau ua kūkulu mākou i mau hale kāleka ma luna o kēlā. ʻO nā mea maoli kekahi, akā he hale kāleka wale nō lākou ma ka hopena. I ka hopena o ka lā, manaʻo wau ʻo mākou nō ka holoholona like i ka hopena o kēlā kū hoʻokahi.

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No ka mea hou aku me Jay Baruchel, e kakali no kā mākou kamaʻilio bonus ma ke kuhikuhi ʻana, nā hopena kūpono, a me kāna mau kiʻi hoʻoweliweli punahele, a no kaʻu loiloi piha o Nā hana kolohe ʻole.

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