Kākau ʻia na Patti Pauley

Hue hou Pāʻina Palau, Hale Sorority, a me nā kiʻi ʻē aʻe ʻē aʻe 80's me ka "luku”I ke poʻo inoa; Pepehi kanaka Pāʻina Pāʻina ke hoʻouka hou nei i ka '80s tit a me ka gore festival maʻamau e hele mau me kēia ʻano inoa i nā ʻano nui o nā ala.

I kekahi mau pule i hala aku nei, ua kamaʻāina wau ma waena o nā interwebs o ke kaiāulu weliweli me kahi mea makemake pahuhopu, weliweli weliweli e ka inoa ʻo Drew Marvick, a he hoa kamaʻāina hoʻi ia ma koʻu kauhale o Las Vegas. Ua hoʻokumu ʻo Marvick iaʻu i kāna kiʻi ʻoniʻoni hou i hana mua i kāna pelekikena ʻo Vegas i ka mua o ʻApelila i kuleana Pepehi kanaka Pāʻina Pāʻina. ʻO kahi kiʻi ʻoniʻoni a ka hoapili ʻo Nevadan, ka mea kākau a me ka luna hoʻokele i kāhea ai i ka wā hauʻoli leʻaleʻa e mahalo ai kekahi mea aloha o ka weliweli o 1980.

Ua kūʻai lilo ʻia aku wau ma luna wale nō Ka pepehi kanaka ke noho nei i ke poʻo inoa. Kupanaha.

 

Maʻalahi ka papahele - kahi kaikamahine waiwai, kuleana nona ka inoa ʻo Blair e kono i kona hoa koa brigade no kahi pāʻina puna wai elite ʻoiai ʻo kāna mau mākua-comooty-com-comical ma waho o ke kaona. Hoʻonohonoho kūpono no kahi kiʻi slasher, ʻeā? ʻO ka Pool Butcher Butcher, no nā kumu i ʻike ʻole ʻia a hiki i ka hopena, hoʻomaka i kahi huhū koko i loko o ka hōʻuluʻulu ʻana, e hōʻino ana i nā malihini, a me kekahi poʻe e kū pono ana, ma ke ʻano kū hoʻokahi i ka manawa e hoʻololi ai ka mea pepehi kanaka i nā mea kaua no kēlā me kēia mea i hoʻohana ʻia me ka hoʻohana ʻana i nā pono hana like ʻole e kiʻi. 'hana i nā hopena i nā loko o ke koko e hele a puni.

Loaʻa iā mākou kā mākou luina o nā gals i hoʻoliʻiliʻi ʻia, a me kēlā mea kūwaho i kūpono ʻole me ke kāʻei, kapa ʻia ʻo Nancy (ʻoiai mākou e ʻike pono nei i nā kaikamahine i kapa ʻia ʻo Nancy i kahi kiʻi hoʻoweliweli ke ʻano poʻo maʻamau. - ie Nā mea malihini, NOES), ʻo wai mai ka ʻīlio ditzy a i waho o ka makahiki āu e hele koke nei, e ʻimi nei no ko lākou make. Eia nō naʻe, e like me nā hiʻohiʻona me nā luina o nā kaikamahine i kahakaha i ko lākou loko ʻo McGowans 'mai Mea Pahu Wehe holomua me nā launa pū kekahi me kekahi, ʻo ka hōʻino pololei ʻana mai kekahi kaikamahine a i kekahi kaikamahine ʻoiai ke kūleʻa nui ʻole ʻana me ke kala ʻole ʻole kekahi i kekahi me ka hāʻule ʻana mai koʻu noho me ka waimaka. "ʻO ka hana wale nō āu e kūpono ai ka lilo ʻana i ka lou. No laila e hoʻopuni i kou mau lehelehe i kēlā dick waiwai, a paʻa paʻa! ”

Aia ka nui o kēlā ʻano ʻano laina waiwai lahui ma loko o kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. Hoʻohiki au.

ʻO kekahi o nā mea maikaʻi loa iaʻu i kēia kiʻi ʻoniʻoni, ʻo ia ke kōkua hoʻomakeʻaka a Clay i hoʻokani ʻia e Nick Byer. E ka hemolele, ʻo Danny McBride makemake kēia kanaka e like me ka mea pelapela, leʻaleʻa, a kōkua i ke kiʻi ʻana i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ma waena o ka make me ka waiho ʻana iā ʻoe e huhū nei i kou mau pālule. I kēlā me kēia manawa e kau ana kēia kanaka ma ka pā, ʻike wau e waiho i kaʻu inu no ka makaʻu i nā wai e komo i loko o kou mau ihu.

Mai ka wehe ʻana o nā hōʻaiʻē 8-bit e kani ana i kēlā mau bele nostalgic 80 i hoʻonoho ʻia i kekahi mau mele metala kick-ass i ka helu synthesizer, a me ka wili i ka hopena ʻaʻole wau i ʻike e hele mai ana, Pepehi kanaka Pāʻina Pāʻina kahaha mai iaʻu me ka pīhoihoi i nā mea i manaʻo ʻia no ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni. He leʻaleʻa weliweli a puni ka manawa weliweli, maikaʻi loa no ka pāʻina kiʻiʻoniʻoni i ka pō Pōʻalima me nā hoaaloha a me ka booze a inā ʻo kaʻu hapalua maikaʻi, ʻo wai ka mea hiki ke lilo i ka snob kiʻi ʻoniʻoni BIGGEST o lākou āpau i hauʻoli, manaʻo wau ʻo kekahi e heluhelu ana i kēia ke hele nei. leʻaleʻa nui i ka nānā ʻana.

ʻO nā kiʻi ʻoniʻoni ʻo Kristin Noel McKusick, Margaux Némé, Crystal Stoney, Jenifer Marvick, Destiny Faith Nelson, Alexis Adams, Dora Deceuninck, Paul Card, Nick Byer, Jimmy Grosse, Sally Burnswello, John Molinaro, Mark Justice, Cameron Lee Vamp, a me LeeAnna Loaʻa ʻo Vamp a kūʻai aku ma DVD, Blu-ray, a me ke ʻano VHS pono mai ka pūnaewele official o ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e ke kaomi maʻaneʻi! E ʻōlelo, he kiʻi ʻoniʻoni e like me kēia e hoʻokuʻu ʻia ma VHS maʻamau, ʻoluʻolu loa ke ʻike a hāʻawi iaʻu i nā godzzn fuzzies āpau. Maikaʻi Drew Marvick. Ke uwe aku nei kēia kaiāulu weliweli i ka pō i waho o ʻoe a me kēia kūlohelohe hoʻomana maʻamau, Pepehi kanaka Pāʻina Pāʻina!

E hoʻomaopopo hoʻi, inā hele ʻoe i Orlando's Aupuni Spooky i kēia hopena pule, e kāpae i ka Pepehi kanaka Pāʻina Pāʻina hale kāmala a kāhea i ke kiʻi ʻoniʻoni me kekahi mea kalepa momona!